What did he say? He wanted him and Li Muye to pretend to be Taoist couples?
Tong Nuonuo was extremely shocked and couldn't help shouting: "How is it possible?!"
The evil cultivator looked at him strangely, "Although it is rare, there are indeed same-sex couples in the world of immortal cultivation."
That's not what he meant!
Tong Nuonuo stroked his forehead and said with a look of despair: "Can't we try another way? How can we two look like a Taoist couple? It's even more unbelievable than me and Ah Rou pretending to be a Taoist couple!"
The evil cultivator said firmly, "It can't be changed! If the two of you pretend to be a Taoist couple, I only need to modify the identity information of one of you, and the dwarf can use the Lone Wanderer's pass. This is the easiest way. Otherwise, all three of them will have to do it again, and it will take at least ten days or half a month to complete."
Tong Nuonuo opened his mouth, feeling too embarrassed to say that he was willing to let the evil cultivator create three new identities.
Li Muye was not as excited as him. He pointed out one thing calmly, "I think there is one thing you don't know. I am also from a minority tribe. I am from the Lishu tribe."
The evil cultivator was stunned, and after carefully observing Li Muye, he noticed that he could vaguely see that his ears were a little different between his curly hair.
He said: "It doesn't matter, the features are not very obvious, you can just wear a hat to cover it up and it will be easy to get away with it."
Li Muye made the final decision: "Let's do it this way. I don't want to waste any more time here."
Tang Ru had no objection either. Tong Nuonuo's opposition alone was like a mantis trying to stop a chariot. He had no choice but to submit.
The evil cultivator said with satisfaction: "Wait for me here for a few days, I will be back soon. You two can practice with each other to avoid revealing your flaws."
After saying that, he left the three people behind and left.
Tong Nuonuo waited until the evil cultivator disappeared before turning around and said to Tang Ru anxiously, "He won't just abandon us here, will he?"
Tang Ru also had no hope for the credibility of the evil cultivators and was also doubting it at this time. Only Li Muye had a different opinion. He said: "No, this is a long-term and stable channel. Even the evil cultivators will not easily break the agreement."
Tong Nuonuo said "Oh" dryly, and he stopped talking. The only thing left in the valley was the awkward and uncomfortable silence.
Tong Nuonuo pretended to appreciate the surrounding scenery, looking at the sky and the earth but not at Li Muye.
Li Muye seemed to find his appearance amusing, so he crossed his arms to see how long he was going to keep pretending.
After a while, Tang Ru, who couldn't stand it any longer, broke the silence and said, "Didn't that evil cultivator tell you to practice how to act like a Taoist couple? Nuonuo, just rehearse with Master Li."
Tong Nuonuo jumped high and far like a frightened grasshopper.
Tang Ru and Li Muye were speechless watching his startled reaction. Tang Ru could no longer bear it and said, "Nuo Nuo, I'm only asking you to pretend to be a Taoist couple, not to really become one!"
Tong Nuonuo walked back angrily. He was speechless. He always felt that Li Muye had bad intentions. He said very negatively: "How would I know how to pretend to be a Taoist couple with others?"
Tang Ru sighed and said, "Don't we have ready-made examples around us?"
Tong Nuonuo shuddered and said, "Are you talking about Xiaoxiao and Brother Xi? Those two are different. They are extremely rare. Most Taoist couples are not like them!"
Tang Ru also felt that she had given the wrong example. She said, "Okay, ignore their behavior of always ignoring the people around them to show their affection. You only need to learn the details of their daily interactions. Without doing anything deliberately, people will believe that you are a Taoist couple."
Tong Nuonuo was still a little confused, Tang Ru said: "If you practiced it earlier, wouldn't you be able to finish it earlier?"
A word of advice awakened Tong Nuonuo, who was determined to go for it.
Li Muye was amused by Tong Nuonuo's ever-changing facial expressions, but he was afraid that the little guy would get angry and embarrassed again, but he didn't show it on his face.
At this moment, he said, "I am not familiar with those two people, so I can only rely on your guidance."
Obviously, both of them were familiar with Chen Xiao and Xi Yunting's daily routine, but Li Muye only said this to Tong Nuonuo.
Tang Ru noticed it, but seeing that Tong Nuonuo looked serious and was ready to start, he didn't say anything.
Tong Nuonuo thought about it carefully and said, "It's not complicated. Just make more eye contact when you move around. No matter when and where, once something happens, pay attention to each other at the first time. Also, always think about each other and be considerate and thoughtful."
Tong Nuonuo's words were very vague, and Li Muye listened, deep in thought.
He nodded and said, "I think I understand."
Tong Nuonuo breathed a sigh of relief, "That's it!"
Tang Ru covered his face, "What do you mean, that's it? You are too foolish, aren't you?"
Tong Nuonuo looked at her innocently, "They are usually like this."
Tang Ru said tiredly: "You can't expect men like you to be so careful! Just listen to me!"
Tong Nuonuo listened obediently: "Tell me."
Tang Ru said: "The way Taoist couples sit, lie down, walk and behave is very different from ordinary relationships. For example, when they walk, they never keep a distance, but must stay within a certain range."
Tong Nuonuo asked Tang Ru to do this and he also remembered it. He looked at the distance between himself and Li Muye, which was more than one meter to nearly two meters. He moved closer reluctantly, then saw that it was not up to standard, so he moved closer again.
Under Tang Ru's training, Tong Nuonuo underwent strict training in walking, sitting, talking, both in action and expression. Until Tang Ru said it was okay, Tong Nuonuo also felt that he was going to die.
It was not just tiring, but also that during this process, he and Li Muye kept getting closer and their eyes kept meeting. Being within the reach of the other person, Tong Nuonuo felt an indescribable awkward feeling, which made him feel uneasy and uneasy.
When the situation was serious, he was so panicked that he wanted to just drop everything and walk away.
Finally, this torturous exercise ended before he went crazy.
Three days later, the evil cultivator returned as promised.
The three people each obtained their own identity, and under the arrangement of the evil cultivator, they successfully entered Guangji's fortress.
Going deep into the evil cultivator's lair, Tong Nuonuo couldn't help but get nervous, but Li Muye suddenly held his hand at this moment.
Tong Nuonuo looked at him in surprise. This action had never been rehearsed before. He wanted to break free, but was worried that there were evil cultivators all around him.
The hand in his palm moved, but he didn't pull it away after all. Li Muye looked straight ahead with a smile on his face.
At first, Tang Ru was walking at the back. When she saw the two of them holding hands, the corners of her mouth twitched and she quickened her pace and walked to the front.
Very smoothly, they passed the fortress checkpoint, went through the portal, and arrived at Guangji's main city.
Tong Nuonuo looked carefully at the evil realm in front of him and found many traces of fighting near the portal. Many people were patrolling back and forth. There were also many evil cultivators guarding near the vortex portal.
"Show us your proof!" a guard stopped them expressionlessly.
Tang Ru was walking in front. After looking at the certificate, the guard looked at Tang Ru carefully again. Feeling that there was no doubt, he let Tang Ru pass.
Tong Nuonuo at the back was so nervous that his heart was beating fast. When it was their turn, the guard suddenly showed a strange smile.
Tong Nuonuo's heart suddenly skipped a beat. Maybe he was too nervous. His expression was unnatural and he narrowed his eyes.
"Wait, let me double-check!"
Tong Nuonuo was shocked and frightened. Whatever she feared would come true!
Li Muye suddenly stepped in front of him and stretched out his hand to press the guard's face, "What are you looking at! Don't think I don't know what's in your mind. If you dare to look at my Taoist partner like that again, I will dig out your eyeballs and eat them with wine!"
His palm was very big, and he grabbed the guard's face in one go, leaving the guard speechless and only able to whimper.
His action was so sudden that the guard nearby reacted and shouted, "What are you doing! Let him go!" He already had one hand on the guard post.
Li Muye turned a deaf ear to him, pressed down the guard's head, and punched him in the face, "Because of people like you, my Taoist partner doesn't even want to go out!"
Tong Nuonuo reacted very quickly. She immediately hid behind Li Muye, pulling his clothes and pretending to be disgusted with the scene and unwilling to look at it.
The guard next to him seemed to understand what was going on and thought that his colleague had offended the other party in some way. He dropped his hand that was holding the whistle and warned, "Stop hitting! Stop it now!"
The passers-by formed a circle, and the guards who were checking identities surrounded him, trying to pull Li Muye away.
Tang Ru was extremely anxious at the front, and he turned around and hurried to look for the evil cultivator who was coming in front of them.
The highest cultivation level among these guards was only at the Nascent Soul stage. They finally managed to pull Li Muye away, and the guard's face was beaten to a bloody mess.
The Nascent Soul stage evil leader looked unhappy and said to Li Muye, "Do you know where this is? You dare to hurt my people here. Don't even think about leaving if you don't give me an explanation!"
Tong Nuonuo was ready for a fight, but Li Muye's attitude suddenly softened. He said, "Don't blame me, Chief. His attitude was too insulting. I was just impulsive."
The leader said, "You are enjoying beating people, but where is my face? Tell me, how should we solve this problem?"
Before Li Muye could say anything, the evil cultivator who brought them here appeared hurriedly with another person.
The evil cultivator was tall, handsome, and dressed in expensive clothes. He had a very dignified manner and seemed to be from a noble family. "Captain, please give me a favor. This is my subordinate."
The leader turned around and looked at the man. His attitude immediately changed. He forced a smile and said, "So you are the eldest son of Hongfu Pavilion. Look at what has happened!"
The eldest son smiled slightly and said, "Since it was my subordinate who beat someone, let him pay the apology to the team."
The leader hurriedly said, "How dare we ask the eldest master's subordinates to apologize? It was the guy who got beaten who was wrong."
The eldest son put his right hand behind his back with dignity, and stood proudly. He said, "So, this is a misunderstanding?"
The leader nodded repeatedly: "Yes, it's just a misunderstanding!" He waved his hands at the people around him and shouted loudly, "Why are you still gathering here? Go back to your posts. Don't you see that there are so many people blocking the way?"
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