Chapter 335 I'll give you a grandma, would you like it?
"Stretch out your hand, um, keep this position, yes."
Three red books appeared, Jin Si Canary held one in her hand, Xiao Jia Yi held one in her sleeve, and Qi Yuan also held one.
The camera above Lingyi's head recorded this scene.
"When I watched videos before, I always saw cameras on people's heads. Now I finally understand, they are robots!"
Qi Yuan made a new discovery today.
Canary smiled and said, "I can also grow a camera on my head."
As she spoke, a camera popped up above her head.
Qi Yuan burst into laughter.
A wooden sign with a "happy" expression slipped from Xiaojia's sleeve.
Lingyi said at this time: "The video has been edited and the music has been soundtracked, the copy has been finalized, and the owner can release it at any time."
Qi Yuan logged into his account and found the video in his draft box.
There are no faces shown in the video, just three hands and three marriage certificates.
Of course, to be more precise, two hands and a sleeve.
"It's finally my turn to show off!" Qi Yuan happily clicked send.
Not far away, Xie Xinsu was a little confused.
When she saw Ning Tao yesterday, she was a little confused.
Today... I just woke up and saw a moving wedding dress.
And...she even got a marriage certificate with her cold-blooded master.
She was completely confused.
"Is this a demon tribe?"
"puppet?"
"Or what?"
She was completely confused.
This canary is clearly a cultivator who possesses powerful strength, so how could she share a husband with a "foreigner"?
At this moment, she was also vaguely afraid.
Suddenly I felt that my Yuandan cultivation in my previous life... didn't seem to be anything.
This alien named Xiaojia has an extraordinary origin.
"The dog owner... the cat owner might also have an extraordinary background, right?"
A horrible thought came to Xie Xinsu's mind.
Immediately, she shook her head quickly.
"Impossible. If he had an extraordinary background, why would he practice martial arts?"
How can someone who has embarked on the path of immortality follow the path of martial arts?
The future of martial arts in this world is limited.
Xie Xinsu was confused, with many thoughts that her cat brain could not sort out.
“Alas, I’m busy with my wedding, and I have to go to a banquet tomorrow.
Fortunately, there are only three of us registered in our household registration, otherwise we would have to toast.
Now it’s good, even the money for the emcee can be saved.” Qi Yuan waved his hand, feeling quite good.
To be honest, I saved money and made a lot of money by buying Gongxing.
"The people have been notified, the hotel has been booked, and we can start practicing... martial arts!"
Qi Yuan plays games and always remembers the game missions.
Martial arts is a mission.
Canary, small marriage, is life.
"My sister Xiaojia and I are basking in the sun!"
Canary took Xiaojia to the balcony to bask in the sun.
The room was filled with joy.
Back in the room, Qi Yuan continued his martial arts practice.
Although he has a cheat that allows him to devour the blood and essence of monsters without limit to improve his cultivation.
But... you still have to work hard to practice.
"This martial arts energy and blood, converted into storage space... is so difficult to practice, it takes... a whole night?"
Qi Yuan obtained this martial art in the base of the Yellow Springs World.
"Forget it, it's too troublesome to practice, so I'd better add some."
Qi Yuan thought it was better to be lazy.
He sat on the bed with his eyes closed.
A faint strange fragrance came, and he knew it was the scent of the canary.
The image of Canary not long ago emerged in his mind, with her petite body, dazed look, and broken eyes.
"Qi Yuan, ah Qi Yuan, be a hard-working person and give up sex!"
"There are only over fifty demon blood left. We have to use them sparingly."
"You used ten drops of demon blood to compress the blood in your body, and then spread it.
Ding... The Qi and Blood Space was successfully opened up, with an area of 0.01 cubic meters."
Qi Yuan looked inside himself and found that there was an extra space for qi and blood in his body.
"The space is a bit small... It's okay, that's it."
Although it is possible to expand the space by using the blood and essence of the demon race, Qi Yuan did not do so.
We still have to save some of the demon clan's blood and essence in case of emergency.
He is very strong, but he still has the mentality of being prepared for danger in times of peace.
“This hard training has yielded good results.
The biggest gain is that my dubbing has made breakthrough progress.
The word "di" is the essence of the system."
The more Qi Yuan thought about it, the more proud he felt of himself.
This sense of accomplishment is no different from skipping a stone seventeen times on the water.
"I wonder when the next mission will start?"
"I don't have enough blood from my demon race."
Qi Yuan thought so and continued to practice.
…
“It’s raining heavily.”
In the dark basement, Shen Yang looked at the damp ground with a hint of worry in his eyes.
The place where he lives is less than ten square meters and the rent is five hundred yuan a month.
In a first-tier city like this, it is considered pretty good to have a place to live.
Unfortunately, someone came to inform him today that such simple, low houses and basements were not suitable for living and posed hidden dangers.
Of course he knew about the hidden dangers, but who would want to live in a place like this?
Last time, he lived in a house that looked like a country toilet. Unfortunately, the typhoon was so strong that the house was blown away, so he had to move.
I finally got a new home, but now I have to leave again.
"Alas, it's really hard to make money, but compared to guarding a small piece of land in my hometown, I can still save money and have hope."
After a day of hard labor, he now has a sore back and no strength at all.
The only way to relieve boredom and fatigue is to watch short videos.
Although, he was secretly unwilling in his heart and wanted to make progress and not accept his fate, but living in such a world...what could he do?
At this moment, a video came into his sight.
He paused, a look of envy in his eyes.
"These rich and powerful people are getting bolder and bolder. They show off their marriage certificates, three at a time, without any pretense."
"There should be a law to prohibit showing off wealth, otherwise people like us will be unhappy."
Shen Yang thought about it randomly and then laughed.
He clicked on the comment section and looked at it casually.
“I envy the rich and powerful every day!”
"Boss, teach me!"
"Brother, you marry two wives at once!"
"I couldn't help it, I reported it!"
"Don't get it wrong, this isn't a rich and powerful person, this is a big immortal cultivator. Did you see him selling immortal cultivation techniques in his last video?"
Shen Yang was stunned when he saw this comment.
"Immortal cultivation technique?"
Shen Yang couldn't help but think of the recent comments on the Internet.
"This world...isn't it really going to change drastically? It's becoming more and more magical."
For example, at the martial arts tournament, the champion Qi Yuan broke the limit of martial arts and turned his opponent into a bloody mist with one punch; and on the Spider Island, there was a flash of fairy light, and tens of thousands of corpses of baby girls were found there.
Another example is the national referendum in Qinyuan country to decide the life and death of the Mu family, one of the Seven Martial Star families.
It’s like there’s one more sun in the sky.
All kinds of strange things happened at once.
Most people have a vague feeling that something big is going to happen in this world.
Perhaps, the unprecedented change is happening today.
"If I become a cultivator, wouldn't I be able to marry two wives?"
Shen Yang thought so.
Of course, he was just thinking about it.
If he becomes an immortal cultivator, he will help the world.
He clicked on the homepage of the man who had two wives and took a look at his first video.
"Immortal cultivation technique... one hundred million?"
“Has it been sold yet?”
“Could it be… true?”
Shen Yang's heart suddenly moved and he followed this account.
"Do you want to... be bold?"
He knew that apart from their backgrounds, most people in this world had no difference in talent.
Be a little bolder, and maybe... you will get unexpected rewards.
“Do I need to give a reward to send a private message?”
Shen Yang gritted his teeth, recharged and rewarded, and then sent a message "Congratulations on your wedding".
Today, this last video has only a few dozen comments, and there are probably very few people who want to send private messages.
What’s more, the requirement of giving a reward in order to send a private message has discouraged many people.
…
Night has completely fallen, and the full moon in the sky is shining brightly.
"Unfortunately, this is different from the moon in Canglan Realm."
The moon of the Canglan Realm is the projection of the Moon God Yuanjun in the heavens.
This month, it is a satellite of the circumpolar star.
"Why, husband, do you want to go back to Canglan Realm?"
The door was gently pushed open, and a girl in a black suspender skirt entered the room. Her snow-white shoulders were exposed to the air, with the unique fragrance and tenderness of a girl.
Her skin was sickly white, as white as snow, but at this moment, some residual red marks were faintly visible.
Perhaps the girl's body was too small, and there was a large gap between the upper edge of her petticoat and her snow-white skin at her chest. Qi Yuan looked down slightly and could see the entire beauty.
"No, I can go back anytime I want, it's just that the speed of time flows differently. The game isn't over yet, so it's better for me to stay here." Qi Yuan answered seriously.
He also took Ning Tao into his arms.
"I have to stay here for at least a hundred years."
The Humane Martial Lord needs to win the title one hundred times.
Now it’s only once!
Ninety-nine more times to go.
That's ninety-nine years.
"A hundred years is so short!" The girl grabbed Qi Yuan's arm tightly.
“Don’t worry, now that I have reached the peak of my divine power, I can call you to the Canglan Realm at any time.
As for...the Star Golden Pill, it can just hang in the sky by itself.
I guess...it can also swallow stars."
When the girl heard this, a happy expression appeared on her face, but she immediately said, "No, slave...I still have to stay in the sky more often to comprehend the divine realm."
On the Star Golden Pill, she was in a state of forgetting and not forgetting all the time.
For her, time is the foundation of the divine realm.
Only with the Star Golden Elixir could she quickly comprehend the divine realm and improve her strength.
In other places, it may take thousands, tens of thousands, or even hundreds of thousands of years to advance slowly.
If she stays on the Star Golden Core, her strength will increase faster.
She didn't want to be like she was on Jiupan Mountain, where she could only be a burden to him and watch him enter the Gate of Wanshu but be unable to do anything.
Although, she likes the feeling of being protected.
But she didn't want to stay like this forever.
Qi Yuan hesitated, thinking about something: “Your divine domain is the way of time.
I think... you can go to graduate school, the technology here is quite interesting, maybe it will help you with your way of life."
"Graduate school?" The girl was stunned and seemed to be thinking seriously.
"By the way, take a doctorate exam, and you will be a female doctor in the future." Qi Yuan said softly, and then continued, "As the saying goes, the first sword you strike ashore is to kill the person you love. You won't kick me away after taking the doctorate exam, right?"
"You..." The girl seemed a little angry, "I'm going to kick you right now!"
“Haha…” Qi Yuan chuckled, “In fact, I think that the way of immortality can also be considered a kind of science.
In this world, stars may become black holes after they age and die.
You say, if I make my golden elixir dead, will it also turn into a black hole?
You know, a black hole is a mysterious celestial body, and it is even more terrifying than a star.
I even feel that if I enter a black hole now, I will be shattered into pieces in an instant."
There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!
Of course, Qi Yuan is just guessing.
He has never entered a black hole, nor has he even seen one.
This universe... is a little weird.
In other words, it can only be regarded as a small universe, about the size of a galaxy.
Of course, it may also be that Qi Yuan’s current strength is still too weak and he cannot discover more things.
"This kind of thing...if you are not sure, it is better not to try it." The girl was very nervous about Qi Yuan.
"Don't worry, I've always been steady."
If he was not steady, he would have turned the divine infant into a black hole.
Anyway, the transformation of the golden elixir into an infant is very similar to the transformation of a star into a black hole.
Of course, there are other reasons, that is, Qi Yuan is reluctant to give up his own Star Golden Elixir.
There is a golden elixir hanging in the sky, illuminating the heavens. How cool is that?
Besides, who said that Yang Shen was the end point of cultivating immortals? His golden elixir road could also lead him to the other side.
When he has more golden elixirs in the future, the sky will be full of his suns. He can just shatter a few stars for fun to see if they can turn them into black holes.
"Well, slave... also has to work hard!" The girl nodded vigorously.
"You can try hard, but don't try hard when I'm sleeping." Qi Yuan said, looking at the girl with a hint of pity in his eyes, "It's quite lonely for you to be alone in the sun."
"It's very hot there, and it's very quiet there!" The girl smiled coquettishly, and then she thought of something, and her voice became hesitant, "My husband, don't worry. If you miss me... you can call me down anytime, I..."
As the girl spoke, her movements became bolder and she became quite restless in Qi Yuan's arms.
At this moment, a sly smile flashed in Qi Yuan's eyes.
"Canary, stop pretending to be Ning Tao!"
"Ah?" Canary blushed instantly, and her bold movements came to an abrupt halt. She looked a little flustered, "Xuezhuzi, you are talking nonsense!"
In just a moment, her mouth was blocked and her body stiffened.
“Hmm…”
After a dozen breaths, she was subdued by Qi Yuan and pressed down on the bed.
She stood up, hunched over with her back to Qi Yuan, and panted, "How did you find me?"
"If it was Ning Tao, I would be the one being pinned down right now." Qi Yuan held onto Jin Si Canary's slender waist, a smug smile in his eyes.
Of course, he also understood that Ning Tao was her, and Jin Siyue was also her, both of whom he cared about.
…
In the hotel lobby.
The hotel manager broke out in sweat on his forehead.
Yesterday, he received a call that someone had booked a wedding at their place.
At first, he thought it was a big order.
The result was... one table? He actually felt a little... ridiculous and pitiful.
Only booking one table for the wedding, isn’t this person too shabby?
But he thought about it and decided to reserve a private room for the newlyweds, as business was not good at the moment, and offered them a discount.
But unexpectedly, after a while, a group of uninvited guests arrived and gave some instructions.
Only then did he realize that he was the one who was ridiculous and pitiful.
A top dignitary is going to hold his wedding ceremony in his hotel.
He originally thought that they were powerful people who pretended to be low-key, so he chose them.
A group of officials ordered them not to reveal what happened today.
But... no one told him that the bride was not alone.
Um... no, one of them is a human and the other is not a human.
He was serving tea and water as a waiter, and when he entered the private room, his legs were shaking.
Fortunately, he was not the only one who was embarrassed.
All the men and women in the room who raised their glasses to drink were trembling with fear of spilling the wine.
Oh my god! The hotel manager felt his worldview collapse.
This is my first wedding for someone who is not human.
At this time, in the private room, Qi Yuan was holding a glass of drink and looking at everyone: "Why aren't you smiling? Are you naturally not fond of smiling?"
Huan Huan quickly smiled and said, "Mr. Qi, Miss Ning Tao is so beautiful that we are a little nervous."
"Isn't Xiaojia beautiful?" Qi Yuan couldn't help but say.
He is never partial.
"Beautiful!" Huanhuan nodded seriously.
Li Yan held the wine glass and nodded vigorously. At this moment, she felt mixed emotions.
Thinking back to her previous thoughts, she felt ridiculous.
At first, she thought Qi Yuan was very handsome, and even had some feelings for him. Of course, she had this feeling towards many celebrities.
When she learned that Qi Yuan was mentally ill, she suppressed this feeling.
After all, she couldn't afford to lose face.
Now seeing Qi Yuan’s wife, the extremely beautiful Ning Tao, and... a wedding dress.
She suddenly felt that her former self was...ridiculous and terrifying.
The people present had different ideas.
Wu Qi's body was also trembling slightly, with an uncontrollable joy.
Originally, she had already had a rift with her agent because of Qi Yuan.
I worked hard as a driver, but in the end... I got nothing.
Now... it's worth it just to be able to attend this wedding.
At this time, Qi Yuan's eyes fell on Zhong Niao's face: "Doctor, is your kidney deficiency healed?"
Following Qi Yuan's words, everyone present turned their eyes to Zhong Niao's face.
Mr. Qi said that Zhong Niao has kidney deficiency, she definitely has kidney deficiency.
But, how could he suffer from kidney deficiency at such a young age?
Zhong Niao's face turned red all of a sudden, but she couldn't help but retort: "I don't have kidney deficiency!"
Originally, she came to persuade Qi Yuan not to harm other girls.
After all, if a psychopath marries a wife, it will only delay others.
When she saw that the disaster was...the wedding dress, she swallowed back all the words she had prepared.
How can I say this?
Although she is a little willful, she is not stupid and is afraid of being beaten to death.
"How about you give me some of your blood and I'll help you study your kidney deficiency." At this time, Qi Yuan said again.
Now, after entering the Jindan stage, he also vaguely discovered the specialness of Wuqi's blood and the blood of the child he brought back from Guiran.
It is really useful for him.
It can warm the soul.
When in the mortal world, Qi Yuan conceived the divine infant of the innate chaotic god and demon.
These divine infants are both him and not him, and they still retain a trace of their true spirit.
But now, they are all in a deep sleep.
He placed all these divine infants in the Tiankun Ancient Mirror to nurture them.
Now, he has found a better place.
It’s Wu Qi… this kind of person.
At that time, the divine infant will reside in these people, and they will have old grandfathers or grandmothers in their bodies.
These old grandfathers and grandmothers would occasionally wake up, guide them to improve their strength, and then feed back to their souls, allowing them to truly wake up.
Once these divine infants awaken on their own and become citizens, they can practice on their own.
It is based on the visualization of powerful Blue Star gods and demons, and is blessed with the resources of the mysterious alien ruins.
The cultivation progress of these people will be amazing.
The potential is endless.
But they are all Yang Gods!
By then, what level of strength will Qi Yuan reach? Of course, these are just conjectures.
The current Qi Yuan is just a small Yuan Dan.
To summon the Divine Infant, one must reach the Divine Infant realm, which is still a long way to go.
Maybe by that time, the spiritual energy in this world will have revived, and a large number of immortal cultivation worlds will be adjacent to it. Many immortal cultivation sects will come to recruit disciples and leave their legacy.
By then, Qi Yuan might just punish all the old men and women and compete with those sects for disciples.
In Qi Yuan's eyes, Dr. Zhong Niao is somewhat similar to Wu Qi, but also different.
That's why Qi Yuan wanted a drop of her blood to find out the truth.
"I don't have kidney deficiency, so I won't give you my blood!" Zhong Niao looked alert.
She had dealt with Qi Yuan many times, so she was not very afraid of Qi Yuan.
"What a pity, you may have lost a grandmother." Qi Yuan sighed.
He doesn't force others.
"I lost my grandmother a long time ago!" Zhong Niao couldn't help but retort again.
"That's why I'm going to recommend a grandmother to you. If you like, I can also recommend a grandfather to you." Qi Yuan was very generous.
There are more than 4,000 divine infants, so we need to find more people.
But now, the only ones who meet the requirements are Wu Qi, Yaji brought back by Wu Guiguo, and his sister.
Dr. Zhong might be considered half.
"No, thank you!" Zhong Niao was very suspicious whether Qi Yuan's condition had worsened. "Did you not take the medicine I prescribed for you last time?"
Doctors are kind-hearted, so she still asked.
Qi Yuan was speechless: "You should take care of your kidney deficiency first. You haven't slept well for a long time. If you have nightmares again, you might die someday."
When Zhong Niao heard this, his face turned pale.
That dream was indeed scary and extremely frightening.
At this time, Qi Yuan looked at Wu Qi and said, "How about I send you a grandmother after a while?"
Wu Qi was confused.
How can I send her a grandmother? She was not as brave as Zhong Niao, so she had to bite her teeth and promised: "Okay, I will definitely treat her as my own grandmother!"
"Maybe not only the big breasts will be given as a gift, but also the mistress." Qi Yuan spoke without thinking.
Wu Qi could only smile and reply, "Okay!"
Wang Xu watched this scene and kept grinning.
The conversation here was too high-level and he couldn't understand it at all.
The wedding banquet was a joyful occasion with everyone toasting each other.
After sending everyone away, Qi Yuan hugged Ning Tao, held Xiao Jia's hand, and returned to his room in a flash.
Qi Yuan said lazily: "I finally got to eat my own feast, but it was a red feast. I missed the white feast last time. This is probably the biggest regret of my life."
Not attending your own funeral and not eating at your own banquet are truly one of the three biggest regrets in life.
If you ask what the other two regrets are, Qi Yuan doesn't know because he made them up.
"It can be reissued!" Canary said excitedly.
She was small, charming and cute, and she only had to jump lightly to get into Qi Yuan's eyes, so Qi Yuan always hugged her and kissed her.
"Forget it, it's unlucky."
Qi Yuan said lazily.
Immediately, he waved his hand.
"Look, what did I buy you?"
Canary quickly took it and opened the thing in Qi Yuan's hand.
Her face suddenly turned red, and she gritted her teeth and said, "It's still daytime, Blood Pearl!"
"Hey, what are you thinking about? Aren't you going to take the postgraduate entrance examination? I bought you a school uniform!"
"Ah?" Canary's face turned even redder.
"I have already used my connections to allow you to take the entrance exam for our Tianyue City's graduate school!" Qi Yuan said proudly.
"Humph!" Canary nodded, "I'm taking the postgraduate entrance exam, what about you?"
"Of course I'm practicing martial arts, and... I have a feeling that the mission from the Underworld will be coming soon, and I have to go in and complete it."
"It's a pity that I can't get in. Sigh... studying... is so annoying!"
(End of this chapter)