Chapter 191 Xuande Niang



"If Lord Dengru knew you were so eager to give him a gift right after your promotion to city level, he would definitely be very touched."

Qian Yuan said with certainty.

Well, he didn’t know whether Deng Ru would like this medicinal wine.

As a human being, he could imagine what it was like to have sex while drunk.

However, he really couldn't imagine how a god could have sex with a human after drinking.

But...who knows?

What if the God Deng Ru needs this opportunity?

Right?

"Well, Ah Qing, it seems that you are very worldly-wise."

Xuande Shen said with satisfaction.

He, the little octopus, will put his hands on his hips today.

He looks sophisticated and professional.

“…I understand a little bit.”

Qian Yuan said awkwardly.

He really couldn't point his finger at the God Xuande and scold him, saying that he knew nothing about the ways of the world.

Oh no, a sophisticated look.

Where the hell is there anyone who gives thank you gifts or medicine?

Anyway, he hasn't seen it.

What? Are you worried that I won't be able to give birth?

But then again.

The god Deng Ru is a very special existence among the gods.

Maybe people will really like this medicinal wine?

You never know.

Therefore, Qian Yuan decided not to persuade his little octopus.

Let Him try first.

"God Deng Ru, are you home?"

Qian Yuan walked forward and gently shook the nose ring of the guardian beast statue on the gate.

........

There was silence and no one answered.

"It seems he is not home, my lord. Should we come back another day?"

Qian Yuan said.

"Hehe, Ah Qing, it means that your status in the heart of Lord Deng Ru is not high. Let me do it."

God Xuan De hugged his two tentacles to his chest and said with a very disdainful expression.

He could even sense the scent of his own medicine.

Deng Ru couldn't be absent.

Deng Ru’s refusal to open the door can only mean one thing.

That is, Qianyuan has no status in Deng Ru's heart.

That's why Deng Ru didn't want to see him.

This is indeed the case, so Deng Ru naturally had to take precautions at home.

He had already used his divine power to set up surveillance in every corner of the house before coming down to earth to experience life.

He sensed these two things the moment they appeared at the door.

The reason why I don’t open the door to these two things.

There are two reasons.

The first one was just as Qian Yuan thought, nm, who the hell gave medicine as a thank you gift?

Isn't this saying that Mr. Deng is not good enough?

Damn it, you still want him to open the door?

Go eat your shit.

Ahem, of course, the first reason is definitely not the main reason.

Deng Ru is not so self-deprecating, sensitive and petty.

Gods do not have genetically driven desires, so naturally they do not rely on that function to gain dignity. To put it bluntly, gods do not even have that thing, so why should they feel inferior?

Of course he is not in a hurry.

Well, he wasn't in a hurry.

He just felt that it was a bit strange for the gods and believers, who seemed to be in harmony but were actually at odds with each other, to meet.

After all, Xuande and Qianyuan are close friends.

Qianyuan was playing tricks on Xuande.

It felt weird, so Deng Ru didn't really want to host both of these things at the same time.

Outside the door, God Xuan De moved his eight tentacles slowly to the door, and then gently knocked on the door with his tentacles, making a series of noises.

"Is Lord Dengru here? It's me, Xiaoxuan. I've brought you something good."

Xuan De Shen shouted loudly towards the door.

.......Two birds flew slowly through the air and dropped two piles of white shit on Xuande's head.

......

Xuan De's face was filled with black lines. He raised a tentacle and drew a circle.

A space gate suddenly appeared in front of the two birds.

The two birds dived in without any hesitation.

After the two birds flew into the space gate, Xuande closed it instantly.

"Master, where did you just send those two birds?"

Qian Yuan curled his lips, a hint of helplessness showing on his face.

"Ah? Did I? No? Oh, I just thought the two birds were too lonely, so I sent them to the cat house where the Cat Master kept his cats."

God Xuande looked innocent, as if he was just a harmless little octopus.

"Master, you are... so fucking awesome."

Qianyuan gave Xuande a thumbs up.

Well, send the two birds into the cat's nest, or the cat's nest of the Cat Master.

You know, the cat's nest of the Cat Cult Leader is his home nest.

There are more than 90,000 cats in it.

What's the difference between these two birds entering a cat's nest like this and sending the Sword Saint into a goblin's nest?

That's true, the value of the puff seems low in front of this scene.

"Humph, who dared these two birds to shit on the head of my great Xuande God?"

The little octopus put his hands, oh no, two tentacles on his hips, and he didn't even pretend.

He was taking revenge in naked form.

"Then...should we still look for Lord Deng Ru?"

Qian Yuan sometimes really feels that this god of his who is thousands of years old is sometimes like a little kid.

But it is also true that the lifespan of gods is eternal. If we only calculate it based on the proportion,...

Not to mention just a few thousand years, even if it is hundreds of millions of years, billions of years, or trillions of years.

That was still a child.

After all, no matter how big the number is, in front of the word infinity, the proportion is very small.

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