Chapter 137
Tian Bajiao was really sincere. As long as they nodded, she would light the fire.
This bastard.
Even learning to shrink like a turtle!
It’s really righteous to take her with you!
What is this? Using her as a scapegoat?
Tian Bajiao's eyes were still on the bird demon, but one hand reached out to dig at the clam shell.
The bird demon laughed and said, "Forget it. I'm not hungry. You seem to have something more fragrant here."
Tian Bajiao hoped that thing was not her.
"Well, it's here." The bird demon rudely rummaged through the wardrobe and found the demon pill that Tian Bajiao had hidden.
She had almost forgotten about it.
The story of the Five Guests of Huangmei and the inexplicable death of the bird seemed to have happened a long, long time ago.
"I got it by accident. If you want it, take it."
"This is not good. What kind of monster am I if I eat my own kind?"
He said this but his hands didn't stop at all. He put the food into his mouth. It made a crunching sound and was even crispier than fried peanuts.
After eating, he wiped his mouth with a handkerchief.
"It's hard to refuse such a kind invitation. I would like to thank you for your hospitality. I am here to visit a good friend. Please don't misunderstand me."
Tian Bajiao found it hard to believe and smiled sincerely, "How could that be? I can tell from your face that you are a very reasonable demon. It's normal for demons to visit friends. If you like, why not stay a few days longer? Ah Zhu and you are old acquaintances, so I can take you to have some fun in town, right? Ah Zhu!"
Tian Bajiao clenched his fist and hammered the clam shell. He was not hurt, but Tian Bajiao's hand started to hurt first.
Ah Zhu said sullenly: "I'm busy, I still have work to do."
Phew.
The bird demon, who seemed to be called Changjun, laughed and said, "Since that's the case, I won't bother you anymore."
He came inexplicably and left happily, not forgetting to close the door.
Tian Bajiao heard Zhou Erye ask him, "Didn't we agree to explain it? Why did you eat it anyway?"
"Since you're here..."
He has learned how to be a human being.
Tian Bajiao: "Don't play dead, they're all gone!"
Ah Zhu turned back into a human and said, "You hit me so hard, I'm going to tell Sister Shen."
The naked clam rubbed her waist complainingly, and said with a mixture of anger and resentment: "How could you do that to me just now? Did you know where you were touching? You just pulled it off so hard."
Tian Bajiao didn't know, nor did she want to know. She pulled the quilt over him, then pounced on him without warning, hugged his head tightly and said, "I'm going to smother you to death."
She had done so many evil things that she deserved this retribution.
But it doesn't matter, she will get rid of him now!
Ah Zhu: "If you don't let go, I'm going to fight back. Is it possible that my sister wants to commit suicide with me?"
Even with his mouth covered like this, he refused to close it.
Tian Bajiao: "That's called mutual destruction. Don't you know not to use it carelessly? Read more books, okay?"
"I can't read, so why don't you teach me, sister?"
Tian Bajiao didn't have the time, and even if she did, she wouldn't bother to teach. She rolled her eyes, let go, and was about to go upstairs.
Ah Zhu threw back the quilt and threw herself on Tian Bajiao's back: "Sister, don't leave. Let's talk about this. How about this, sister, teach me a word and I'll give you a bead."
If he had tempted her like this earlier, Tian Bajiao would have taken the bait long ago.
"Are you serious?"
"When did I ever lie to my sister?"
What he said was so righteous and confident, just like the truth. Tian Bajiao sneered:
"Even if I haven't cheated, I have cheated, more than once."
"I'm doing this because I love you. Even if someone else wants to cheat me, I won't. Will you agree to my request?"
He breathed in Tian Bajiao's ear, but he was not satisfied with what he said. He actually opened his mouth and sucked Tian Bajiao's earlobe, biting it gently, then opened his mouth and asked softly,
"Sister, why aren't you talking? Why is your face red? Just now, sister, you gave me your wealth, and I haven't thanked you yet. How about..."
"Why don't you give me two more beads? I will wake up laughing in my dreams." Tian Bajiao pushed him away from her and went up to the room.
Ah Zhu: "Sister hasn't agreed to my request yet. Are you willing to teach me?"
Tian Bajiao said, "I'll teach you tomorrow."
He was satisfied and finally fell asleep peacefully.
Tian Bajiao did not lie to him and began to teach him how to write his name - Tian Lansun - the next day.
"Sister, why don't you teach me how to write the word Ah Zhu?"
"I can teach you. I'll start with the most," Tian Bajiao said. "That's three beads. Don't forget them. Once you remember them, I'll teach you how to write other ones."
"Sister, you only know Zhuzi." He seemed very dissatisfied and ignored her all morning. He was either working or writing or drawing. At noon, he put the paper in front of her with a sour face. "I learned it. Teach me how to write Ah Zhu. And... Tian Bajiao is a bastard."
He should have memorized it quickly, but he spent the whole morning learning Tian Bajiao's calligraphy.
The learning is quite similar.
Tian Bajiao took out a piece of paper and wrote on it that Ah Zhu owed Tian Bajiao nineteen beads. Tian Bajiao is such a good person.
By the way, I taught him to read word by word.
Tian Bajiao is really a good person. He didn't even ask for his beads even though the words were repeated.
"Be happy in secret. Others want me to teach them, but I won't. Stop being picky."
Tian Bajiao never accepted money from anyone, so he should have a good attitude and just threw the paper to him and left him alone.
Making money is a good thing, but field star anise is not very useful nowadays, and even if you have it, you have nowhere to sell it. If you think about it, you will not care about it anymore.
If you can make money, make it. If you can’t, forget it.
But she really didn't expect that this clam spirit was so serious.
After studying for a day, Tian Bajiao saw him swallowing stones. He must have felt uncomfortable and had not eaten much.
Went to bed early.
Tian Bajiao approached him curiously and asked, "Is that all?"
"Well," he said, "that's it. Just wait a few days. If you want it to heal faster, just rub it. The more it hurts, the faster the sac will grow."
"It's quite magical," Tian Bajiao said, "If you ate stones and produced golden pearls, how wonderful it would be! You wouldn't even have to sell them, you could just spend them."
"Sister, why aren't you so beautiful? Aren't you afraid of retribution for being so greedy?"
"It's not so bad, I've already been through it," Tian Bajiao refused to give in and asked, "How come you're so afraid of pain and don't learn your lesson? Don't say I didn't tell you, if you give these beads to others, you'll learn more than just a few words, you'll read several books."
"Sister, are you feeling sorry for me?" His eyes lit up.
Tian Bajiao walked away immediately: "Not at all."
"really?"
He was silent for a long time. Tian Bajiao was almost asleep on the beam. Suddenly he spoke again,
"Sister, let's make a bet. I bet you will fall in love with me within a year."
Tian Bajiao:?
"What's the bet?"
"If I win, sister will really marry me. If I lose, I will leave it to sister to decide."
It sounds like Tian Bajiao always wins.
"No gambling."
There is no free lunch in the world, it’s good enough if there is no poison.
Tian Bajiao no longer dreams of getting rich.
"Oh, that's such a pity," he sighed, "You don't even know what you've missed."
"It's just a pot of boiled clams. I'll buy it tomorrow." Tian Bajiao waved his hand nonchalantly.
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