Wong Tai Sin's verbal attacks are as powerful as a nuclear bomb.
Shen Zhizhou brought out the cat, who was elegantly licking her paws: "Ta-da! Your new partner—Miss Cat!"
Wong Tai Sin was thus brainwashed by Shu Yi and Shen Zhizhou from both sides, and partnered with Miss Cat to become the host and mascot of the evening healing live stream program.
Looking at Shuyi and Shen Zhizhou cheering him on from outside the glass window, Huang Daxian felt like he was on a pirate ship, the kind that he might not be able to get off anytime soon.
He could only bite the bullet and say, "Hello everyone, welcome to today's 'A Date with the Immortals' show. I am the host, Wong Tai Sin, and this is our mascot, Miss Cat."
The cat sitting on the chair next to her meowed in front of the microphone, instantly melting Shuyi's heart and making her exclaim how cute the cat was.
Shen Zhizhou cupped Shu Yi's mouth with both hands: "Wipe your drool, it's practically dripping onto the floor."
Shuyi rolled her eyes and peered through the glass window at Wong Tai Sin and Miss Cat, who were recording a program inside.
Miss Cat sat gracefully on the chair, her tail curled around her body, her heterochromatic eyes sparkling, making her look beautiful and somewhat mysterious. Meanwhile, Huang Daxian wore a khaki trench coat with a beige turtleneck sweater, making him appear reliable and dependable.
Of course, this flashy outfit was also borrowed by Shen Zhizhou from Sheyang. Shen Zhizhou promised to buy him a new one after borrowing one set.
Sitting in the studio, Wong Tai Sin was so nervous that he kept fidgeting with his fingers and shaking his leg. When he finally connected with the first person seeking help, he immediately started stuttering.
"Is there anything... you need help with?"
"My wife ran off with someone before we got married. What should I do?" The man on the other end of the phone sounded very frustrated.
"???!!!"
Everyone inside and outside the studio widened their eyes. Something was wrong; this wasn't in the script. Huang Daxian frantically signaled to Shuyi outside, while Shen Zhizhou quickly investigated and discovered that this person had simply gotten through by chance, while the actual person scheduled to connect couldn't get in.
Shen Zhizhou held up a sign to tell Huang Daxian about the special situation. After reading it, Huang Daxian nodded sadly to indicate that he understood, but his words were full of gossip: "Why did your wife run away before the wedding? Did you do something to betray her? Why don't you tell me more?"
The man seemed to have found an outlet for his emotions, and he blurted everything out like beans: "She just looks down on me because I'm not rich, but I've already spent all my savings to marry her. Why can't she struggle with me? We've been together since high school, and we're twenty-seven or twenty-eight now. If even such a pure campus love can't last, what kind of love in this world can last?"
"Meow meow meow meow." Miss Cat made the first move. After hearing Miss Cat's enchanting words, Huang Daxian began to translate them to the man on the other end of the phone: "You said you spent all your savings to marry a wife, so how much dowry did you give? Your savings are really a bit meager."
The last sentence was Wong Tai Sin's own thought. All the monsters and animals know that you have to make sacrifices before you can have a chance to get a wife, but judging from this man's words, he doesn't seem like someone who is willing to spend money on his wife.
“I gave her 8,800 yuan as a bride price! That was the money my parents had saved up to buy grain, and they gave it all to her! Now she not only wants to break off the engagement, but she also refuses to return the money for the things she bought for her. What a gold digger!”
Huang Daxian couldn't stand it anymore. Although he wasn't human and didn't know much about marriage, based on his experience in human society, the dowry this kid was offering was far below average; it was practically a free lunch.
Some Wong Tai Sin practitioners, who felt sorry for the woman, retorted: "How much did you give her for the five items? Did you buy her a house and a car and put her name on them?"
After a long silence, the person on the other end retorted weakly to Huang Daxian: "I've given all the necessary hardware, and we can buy a house anytime. It's just that I haven't seen a suitable one yet. Besides, it wouldn't be appropriate for me to pay for the house and put it in the woman's name..."
After hearing this, Huang Daxian couldn't help but roll his eyes and retort, "What do you mean by 'all the hardware has been given'? How much did you give, buddy? You call that giving a penny? And you say you can buy a house anytime, but you just haven't seen a suitable one? You didn't not see a suitable one, you simply don't have the money to buy a suitable one. Even if you had the money, you couldn't buy a square meter. You're the kind of person who saves his urine as fertilizer. You really can't afford to live!"
Shen Zhizhou was amazed by Wong Tai Sin's linguistic artistry: "Is Wong Tai Sin usually so eloquent? I really underestimated him..." He turned to the director next to him and said to cut this part out separately for him, so that he could make a video clip and put it online for promotion.
While Wong Tai Sin was hurling insults, Miss Cat joined in with continuous meows to condemn him. The man, unable to withstand Wong Tai Sin's sharp tongue, angrily hung up the phone.
Still not satisfied, Huang Daxian gestured towards Shen Zhizhou outside the glass window, asking if there was another phone call. He hadn't had enough of cursing and wanted to continue. Shen Zhizhou pondered for a few seconds and immediately dialed the number back.
We can't waste such a great opportunity for promotion!
Before the person on the other end of the phone could even speak, Huang Daxian launched into a tirade: "Brother, I'm not saying this to be mean, but you're a really terrible person. Even if your wife ran away before the wedding, or even if she cheated on you after the wedding and the child isn't yours, I'd still think this woman is incredibly loyal. At least she's willing to give you the title of husband. Buddy, if you can't afford to live, don't even think about getting married. You'd better go make some money and build yourself a place, otherwise I'm afraid you'll die in your landlord's house when you're old. That's really bad luck. Take my advice, stay away from girls as soon as possible, that would be a great act of kindness!"
After Huang Daxian finished speaking, Shen Zhizhou swiftly pressed the hang-up button, leaving the man on the other end of the phone bewildered and yelling into the disconnected phone, "Are you fucking crazy?!"
Shen Zhizhou turned this clip into a short story, which quickly went viral online. It even brought out the female protagonist of the story. When Huang Daxian was live-streaming with the girl, he couldn't help but scold the man again.
It turns out that although the girl and the boy had been together since high school, the boy had actually been emotionally cheating on her and manipulating her feelings, while the girl had been tolerating and forgiving him. The real reason that made the girl decide to break up was that the boy wanted the girl to use her credit score to take out a loan for him, and he wanted to use the money to marry her. At the same time, the girl also discovered that the boy and his family were conspiring to deceive her.
As the girl spoke, she began to sob, then cried uncontrollably, her voice hoarse as she pressed for an answer on the other end of the phone.
"Why did he become like this! Before, if I told him I wasn't feeling well, even if he was asleep, he would immediately get up and buy me medicine if I called. During our long-distance relationship, he would travel across half the city to see me. Why did he become like this...? I don't understand, I really don't understand..."
The audience inside and outside the studio listened to the girl's desperate cries and felt a pang of sympathy for her. Shu Yi covered her mouth and sobbed softly, while Shen Zhizhou handed her a tissue and remained silent.
"You did nothing wrong, it was his fault! You just lost a piece of trash that should have been thrown away long ago. Don't cry, you should be glad you found him in time and got away from him. The future will be bright!"
Miss Cat, who had been listening quietly, couldn't help but speak up, but fortunately everyone was so immersed in their grief that they didn't notice that Miss Cat was the one who had spoken.
After comforting the girl and ending the live stream, Miss Cat bid farewell to Shen Zhizhou, politely declining his offer to take her home, and nimbly disappeared from everyone's sight.
Since then, the number of viewers for the evening live streams has skyrocketed, and the monster duo Wong Tai Sin and Miss Cat has become an instant hit. However, what no one expected was that Wong Tai Sin's scandal would come before the advertising collaboration.
Shen Zhizhou and Shuyi huddled together in front of the tablet, looking at the rumors circulating online with a mixture of belief and doubt. They believed that Huang Daxian was indeed likable, but they doubted that Huang Daxian seemed to be clueless about love...
"You really dated someone behind our backs?" Shu Yi squinted and asked Huang Daxian with her hands on her hips.
That's so unfair! They didn't even tell them they were dating. Do they even consider them good friends anymore?
Wong Tai Sin was truly speechless with bitterness. He forced a smile and explained, "What? I don't know this person at all. A couple of days ago, she was waiting for me at my door with a bouquet of flowers after work. I thought she was a fan of mine, and I even asked her if she wanted a photo. But the next second, she pulled out her household registration book and wanted to marry me!"
"I'm not kidding, but I don't even have a household registration, how am I supposed to get married..."
"Even if you have a household registration, you can't accept it. You two don't even know each other. It's an arranged marriage..."
Shen Zhizhou spoke up to refute, fearing that Huang Daxian would be fooled into marrying someone directly, so he pulled Huang Daxian aside and began to popularize human marriage knowledge.
Worried about Wong Tai Sin's safety in his demonic form, Shen Zhizhou volunteered to be Wong's protector. He would first escort Wong Tai Sin back home, and then go home with Shu Yi.
After the recording of the program, Shen Zhizhou wanted to discuss the follow-up work with the director, so he asked Shuyi and Huang Daxian to wait for him in the car. While Shen Zhizhou was away, Shuyi took the keys and started gossiping.
Just as Shu Yi was getting into gossip, a woman suddenly appeared out of nowhere and swung her bag at him.
Huang Daxian was terrified, his face contorted in shock, while Shuyi calmly punched the bag, sending fragments of the bag flying everywhere.
Wong Tai Sin and the woman were dumbfounded; they had seriously underestimated Shu Yi's fighting prowess.
"Ah, you slut! How dare you seduce my husband! I'll fight you to the death!" the woman screamed as she charged at Shu Yi.
"Husband?" Shu Yi and Shen Zhizhou, who had just come downstairs and didn't know what had happened, spoke in unison.
Shen Zhizhou had no idea what exciting plot he had missed in just a short while, but Shu Yi suddenly realized that she had encountered the person who was obsessed with Wong Tai Sin.
Shuyi nudged Huang Daxian, who was squatting to the side with his head in his hands and almost turned back into his original form to run away, and pouted, "Husband, it's your wife calling you, aren't you going to respond?"
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