A certain Hogwarts magic professor - Dursley



"Welcome to the midday news," a host wearing rimmed glasses appeared on the TV screen. "A month ago, I was thinking that the Quidditch World Cup seemed to be in the next century, but in the blink of an eye, the time is coming." "

A lot of things have happened during this period. First of all, dignitaries from various countries have appeared on the island one after another, and our reporters are obviously not enough."

"The Queen of England lives in the British Palace on the island, but more politicians and celebrities choose to experience the magic hotel. Prince Charles and Camilla live in a low-key ice and snow town that is completely different from the current environment. It is worth mentioning that the former Princess Diana lives in the botanical garden on the other side of the island. She has spared no effort to promote magical planting over the years and has a close personal relationship with Charity Burbagi who was invited to the moon;" "

The piano poet Francois Crutoy has just finished a concert. In an interview, he revealed that he will no longer perform in the next month. 'A feast is just around the corner.' He said. Crutoy has an indissoluble bond with magic. Since his hands healed, he has produced many excellent works. There is no doubt that magic is his muse."

"The Ancient Magic Association has launched a new yearbook, expanding the original Ancient Magic Laws to twenty-two;"

"Some people are worried about the coming of heavy rain. Our weather team went out three days ago and turned the storm to an angle, and it will eventually pass us by;" "

The Selma Lake Monster from Norway is not acclimatized. Magizoologists Luna Lovegood and Rolf Scamander found that the creature was depressed because the island lacked fresh water and the seawater purification department refused to give up the freshwater pool. Two days later, the spokesperson said that the problem had been properly resolved. 'We keep it in the bathtub. The new problem is that it is a little shy now, especially afraid of creatures with flat mouths and black fur.'"

"…the red-haired dwarves from Brazil clashed with the Irish leprechauns, and then the American Ilvermorny jungle goblins appeared wielding small axes. The only good thing was that their bows and arrows were confiscated because they were said to be poisonous; it was obvious that the acting manager of the island was focusing on the more than 8 million tourists and the birthday party of his little daughter. Someone suggested that the house elves of Future World Company supervise those restless guys. This might be a good idea, but it might lead to more disastrous consequences."

"At dawn today, a small boat approached the floating island. A burly man on the boat knocked out more than half of the Fijian mascot Dakuwaga (a kind of shapeshifting creature that can change into shark and humanoid forms) that were released in the surrounding waters. His roar attracted the attention of the island's patrol officers. The former claimed to be a professor of Care of Magical Creatures at Hogwarts and a warden of the Forbidden Forest. He was accompanied by an elegant and tall woman. They should have arrived a week ago, but got lost on the way due to a sudden rainstorm..."

After a burst of chatter, the host looked up: "Let's switch our attention to the tourists on the island, Tus, can you hear me?"

The camera cut to the exterior, and a middle-aged man appeared on the screen. His bald head looked like it had been waxed, shining in the sun, giving people the impression of being energetic and talkative.

"Hello, Reed."

"I am now in the memorial hall on the floating island. The museum records the well-documented history of magic from all over the world and is one of the most worthwhile attractions to visit. The collection of books and various video materials is very rich. It takes two or three hours to just browse through it. There is also a free restaurant built in, but I don't think anyone would come in for a free lunch. It is worth mentioning that Mr. Hep and his colleagues and students occupy a separate exhibition hall on the first floor. Sir, can I interview you?"

Dudley stared at the reporter blankly, and the commemorative hat in his hand fell to the ground. "Pick me up from the ground! Boy." The hat shouted. He is not as fat as he was when he was a child. Although his experience of boxing in middle school did not make him an excellent boxer or rugby player, it at least curbed his crazy weight growth.

"...Listen, I won't spend a penny more...What's wrong, Dudley?" Vernon and Penny came over. Vernon's mouth was greasy. He was wiping his mouth with a tissue. When he saw the reporter and the camera, he froze in place.

"Are you together? A family?" The reporter's eyes moved away from the hat that was clamoring on the ground with interest, "Great, there is no doubt that you are all interested in magic--"

"What?" Vernon roared with wide eyes, "Oh, cough cough cough, yes..." he said vaguely, he pulled Penny with one hand and Dudley with the other hand and prepared to leave, but the reporter had already handed the microphone to Dudley who was closest to him, "Would you be able to answer a few questions? It won't take up too much time."

Dudley hesitated and glanced around, but the reporter said, "Great."

"Where are you from?"

Dudley was stunned for a few seconds and muttered, "England."

"Britain?" The reporter's eyes lit up. "I interviewed Andy Murray last week. Last year he became the first British man to win 14 titles in the Open Era, but he was in a slump in the first half of this year. He changed his coach and invited a former St. Mungo's therapist to join his team. He and his girlfriend are on the floating island - didn't you notice? Not interested in tennis? What a pity. That report was my masterpiece, including his relationship with a controversial reporter."

He smacked his lips, a little disappointed with the Dursleys' reaction, but quickly recovered. "Okay, okay, let's continue... Since you are from Britain, you must have gone to the third floor of the memorial? That's the highlight."

"Well..."

"Who are you interested in? The two great wizards, or the current headmaster Ms. McGonagall who promoted the exchange student program for eleven magic schools? The mysterious and controversial professors of Defense Against the Dark Arts and Divination, or another pair - the amazingly large professor of Charms and the professor of Care of Magical Creatures? The giant guard, the skillful Potions professor, the Herbology professor who returned from Auror -"

Dudley racked his brains to say something, but couldn't get a word in.

"Of course, I think you may be more interested in another group of people who have such a profound impact on our lives - the Weasley brothers who have promoted the concept of pranks to more than seventy countries and are the most popular magic businessmen; the Diggory couple who have made great contributions in the medical and public welfare fields; Mr. Malfoy, the director of the first wizard-Muggle joint hospital, Clearwater, who is in charge of the business of thousands of branches of the "Future World" company, and Clemmy Vera, who is in charge of the research and development team of two thousand people..."

"Harry Potter." Dudley said.

"Harry Potter!" The reporter shouted dramatically, and it can be seen that he deliberately kept this name just for this moment. "Yes, this name has been mentioned repeatedly recently, and the public is looking at him with scrutiny. He is also quite legendary, and played an important role in the downfall of a certain Dark Lord, I think his name is Voldemort? Sorry, I'm not familiar with foreign names... It is said that even his name could not be mentioned during the most terrible period, and he was referred to as a mysterious person... He killed many people, including Potter's parents--"

Penny's expression was a little strange, and Vernon held her hand tightly.

"But these are all in the Harry Potter movie, haha, I remember that some movie clips were used in the memorial because some people were unwilling to publish photos." The reporter said with some emotion: "I wonder what the relationship between Mr. Potter and his Muggle relatives is like? You know, people generally think that his uncle and aunt are hopeless, but they have expectations for that cousin who seems to be obese..."

The "hopeless" Vernon's face turned purple, and Aunt Petunia pursed her lips tightly, with a flash of panic in her eyes.

"I think - uh, the relationship is good," Dudley finally had the opportunity to speak. This was the first time he had answered fluently since the interview. "Their children would play together, and they would sit together drinking beer and watching games, watching everything - boxing, football, Quidditch... and discussing Chocolate Frog cards together, Felix Hep and Gellert Grindelwald are the most difficult to collect, and Ron Weasley is simply flooding..." He talked nonstop, and Vernon, who had been mumbling all the time, was stunned in place, and Petunia looked as shocked as he was. The

reporter was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "That's a good idea." He faced the camera and joked, "Dear film creators, if you plan to respond to the fans' demands to create a sequel, you might as well take out paper and pen to write it down." As he said that, he handed the microphone to Vernon again, "This sir, I see that you have been wanting to speak, and you seem to be eager-"

Vernon suddenly clenched his purple fist, and the reporter shrank back a step.

"Can't wait? That's right!" He shouted loudly, drooling, "I'm very happy! I like magic, and my whole family likes magic! Are you satisfied..."

The camera turned from the memorial hall to the studio. "Thanks to Tus for the live report," the host adjusted the frame of his glasses and said calmly, "Now we will broadcast a group of celebrity short films, they enthusiastically sent their blessings to the opening ceremony of this World Cup."

In front of the TV, Ron asked Harry:

"You really drink beer and watch the game together? And discuss Chocolate Frog cards?"

Harry shrugged.

"Okay," Ron muttered, "I have two Grindelwalds, but don't expect me to exchange them with him."

The two walked into the conference room, Harry took a deep breath, and looked at the hundreds of familiar faces in the conference room. He seemed to be back in school, but he was facing a more complicated situation at the moment.

Fred and George winked at each other and took off their black dome magic hats, "Salute to the distinguished island owner." The two wore brown suits with yellow stripes and a colorful polka dot tie, looking quite funny.

"Oh, don't make trouble." Percy said. But the episode just now made Harry's tense heart calm down quickly. His sight moved slowly, Sirius, Ms. Bones, Lupin, Tonks, Hagrid, Professor McGonagall, the Weasleys, Ginny, and especially Dobby... They all looked at Harry with gentle and trusting eyes, and a warm current surged in Harry's heart.

He reached out and knocked on the wall behind him, and the crowd exclaimed. A huge map that was integrated with the wall slowly emerged, showing the outline of the floating island and the surrounding 1,000 square kilometers in front of everyone. The dense ink marks on the wall walked back and forth.

"The situation is like this..." Harry said.

"Why don't you see Hermione?" Percy's wife Penelope quietly asked Luna, and Luna said happily: "The Grangers are here."

Penelope was a little stunned.

"It turns out," Fred whispered, "No matter how great a wizard is, he can't escape the pressure brought by his father-in-law and mother-in-law. I really hope I am on the scene and take on the job of livening up the atmosphere... I personally think Professor Hep is not good at telling jokes."

"Felix has a sense of humor." Luna said impartially.

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