On how a system is driven crazy.
All it takes is one Jiang Nian.
Even the sound of teeth grinding could be heard through the electronic voice: [Host, this is the last time. Otherwise, we will both perish together.]
Oh, are you threatening me?
Jiang Nian smiled: [Okay, okay, I haven't experienced the feeling of dying together before, hurry up.]
The system trembled: [I...you...Host, you can't be so shameless! What else do you want? Can't you just say it all at once?]
The main god system is already anxious.
The people from the General Administration of Quick Transmigration came here just now because they were impatient waiting.
As a result, the host is struggling here endlessly.
What else do you want!
Jiang Nian's mind flashed through pictures of various figures: small-breasted, toned, well-proportioned, pale, thin and young...
[This is hilarious! Jiang Jingshen slides up, and the humpback whale follows. Then he slides up, and then where is he playing on the slide?]
"So is the production team to blame? Did Jiang Nian summon the humpback whale himself and let it swim so far underwater?"
Ahhhh! I'm so frustrated! I never want to bind to any host again! This is pure torture! Is it possible that every host that Tongzi binds to is this difficult?
It's the same as having a low body and long legs. The steps are small and the tutorial is slow. Very slowly, you will find a cave along the direction of the system's fingerprints.
Whose bad guy is the daddy or the mommy?
The system can't figure it out, so I can only doubt my life.
Jiang Nian threatened: "Everyone outside, come out quickly, or you will burn the cave down!"
Cave?!
What on earth is going on!
Jiang Nian didn't bother to pay attention to the stupid system and continued to take out the lighter, "Count to eight, and if it comes out, light it~"
Why does it feel like the New Year in my house has...become lower?
This was also the first time that Shao Peng felt the changes in his body shape, except for the first time in which he grew taller or shorter.
Shao Peng: “…”
There were two people at the entrance of the cave who looked like robots. Jiang Nian only saw them when he got behind them and immediately started pretending to fight them.
Yes, yes, who taught him to speak like that?
Tsk, you picked it.
Before Jiang Jingshen could react, he was so frightened that he wanted to run up. However, the humpback whale had been repeatedly warned by Jiang Nian, so he didn't dare to let Jiang Jingshen leave.
Jiang Nian pretended not to hear anything, took out a bucket of gasoline out of thin air, and poured it into the hole.
What the hell? Burnt?
The system fell completely silent, and quickly called the main god system.
Or is it the most unlucky one, bound to the most difficult one?
It's still a little bit lower...
[Host, safety detected is in the rear. Heaven's Favored One is outside the cave. There are probably less than seven safe people. If you want...]
The system was still acting, and Jiang Nian hadn't taken a small step over yet.
There is a way, there really is no way, that crazy host is not crazy at all! Gold miners dig out that kind of magical gold!!!
"Fool."
Jiang Jingshen knew it, and Shao Peng knew it even more.
What's the point of having such small breasts? They're cheap, and they're also a burden. Being too toned is also unsightly. A well-proportioned butt is perky enough, but being skinny and young is disgusting. Change it up.
Shao Peng looked guilty. "Did you come? Besides, I call you Daddy and Mommy, and you are my Daddy and Mommy. Are you really going to risk your life to save me? Don't tell you about the end of the world. It's the same if you die and die with your family. You will be accompanied by everyone in the underworld. Isn't that bad?"
Oh, by the way, you seemed a little happy when I increased your height, but what if I continue to increase your height?
[That batch is fine, let’s change to another batch.]
The system changed another batch, and then another batch, based on Jiang Nian's complaints.
How can I describe that feeling? One word: awesome!
After all, in every sad novel, the male protagonist will be shorter than you. That’s an obsession!
It’s really… a lowercase 6!
It's okay, he's just pretending to be a child, I understand.
As for the others, Jiang Nian had exchanged them outside the mall and had experienced them all.
The system is quite sensible not to go crazy: [Host, please select the body image you need to avoid the system accidentally causing you unnecessary trouble.]
The people outside the cave seemed to be startled, and the cry of an older child was heard, "Help - Daddy and Mommy, save you -"
He tried to make his acting more realistic, but he was so perfunctory.
Various types.
Instead of letting Shao Peng pick and choose, it would be better to give you a template to choose from.
Jiang Nian finally stood up.
Jiang Jingshen really wanted to take a telescope or run over to take a look for himself.
What is Jiang Jingshen doing? Why is he filming Shao Peng?
system:【? ! 】
Is it true that when you get angry you treat people like fools? Do you look so idiotic?
What's going on? Is the humpback whale fighting with Jiang Jingshen?
Jiang Nian lay flat on his back: [Hmm…give me a killer body. You decide how much weight you want. It would be best if I also had some abs or something.]
[The official said it was all a show effect? Why can we blame the production team? ]
[Yes! Yes! Host, you are here to save people! Yes, you are here to kill people! If something goes wrong, I will help you fulfill your wish. Are you here to save the beloved one of Heaven?]
Adhering to the principle of having no quality, no morals, and being a rogue to the end, since the system asked her to make a request, she would not be polite.
There's no cave outside the coconut grove? Does that make sense?
From a handsome guy, he directly skipped to a top-notch little handsome guy.
Jiang Jingshen was so focused that before he could react, Jiang Nianshi had already disappeared into the coconut grove.
[Host Re Jing! Re Jing! Heaven's Favored One is still outside. If he sets a fire, I'm done for! The world will end! If you go outside and take a look, with your skills, taking down the safe targets will be a problem!]
Is it that I am dazzled?
Finally, I chose a model with a short stature and long legs, and every part of her body is perfect.
Jiang Nian was so angry that he couldn't help complaining.
What the hell is causing Shao Peng unnecessary trouble? The system is really getting impatient.
[Yes, yes, are you the only one who feels Shao Pengbo is unsafe? The humpback whale just looked like it was about to bite me...]
Jiang Nian knocked everyone down without any intention.
But he has no way to deal with you, and he is afraid of any reward.
As they laughed, they started arguing again.
Very slowly, the originally skinny and big Jiang Nian turned into a slim and beautiful girl with a devilish figure.
Before Jiang Nian retreated into the coconut grove, it became a small battle under the sea between Jiang Jingshen and the humpback whale.
Netizens are still confused about what's going on, they are laughing so hard that their heads are about to fall off:
Are the "Eight Days and Two Nights" production team trying to stir things up again? They're trying to create some buzz, right? Are they completely trying to keep their guests out of danger?
I don’t get angry when others are angry, and I don’t get anxious when others are anxious.
[Ahhhh Nianbao! Where did your Nianbao go? Let him out slowly!]
The system incarnates like a screaming chicken: [Ahhh! Host, what are you doing? Where did you get the gasoline? He, he, he is out of space?!]
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