Chapter 9: Simple Bad Breath, Ultimate Enjoyment



The host asked Jiang Nian and the handsome boy to introduce themselves. Jiang Nian smiled sweetly at the camera, "I'm Jiang Nian. He's Jiang Jinli."

It’s over, is that it?

"Wouldn't you like to say a few words? Your fans are really looking forward to seeing you before the live broadcast!"

Jiang Nian smiled and said, "I don't have any fans."

[Hahahahaha! Damn it, I don’t have any fans! Jiang Nian knows how to be self-aware!]

[So you're just trying to ride on my girl's popularity, huh? Sadly, You fans are the most loyal, and those who stick with me stay away from my girl!]

[And Mr. Gu! He likes my Youyou! Please, Nanchun, have some self-awareness! ]

The host glanced at the real-time comments and the number of viewers, his smile becoming more sincere. "Teacher Jiang Nian, you can't say that. Your live broadcast room is now the second most popular among the six guests, proving that your fans still love you very much."

Jiang Nian had already gotten out of bed and glanced at the comments. "It's common knowledge that haters are shit. Do you want this blessing?"

The black fans who were called "shit" were silent for a second, and then their curses became more and more unpleasant, with the screen full of *** and a lot of curse words.

Jiang Nian leaned in close to the camera, giving all the haters a beauty boost, revealing two dimples and smiling sweetly, "See? The shithole exploded."

Wow, is he fighting with haters on the spot?

The host, thinking he was being kind, stepped forward to remind her, "Teacher Jiang Nian, this is still live, please refrain from personal attacks."

Jiang Nian: "There's no rooster, but Dahei is a male, how about that?"

The host saw the big black crow flapping its wings eagerly towards her, and the corners of her mouth twitched, "Teacher Jiang Nian, you are a public figure, you should pay attention to your manners."

Jiang Nian: "I have no manners, what should I pay attention to?"

host:"……"

No, didn't the director say Jiang Nian was a loser? No one told her that this sister was so capable of confronting others!

She covered the microphone and whispered, "Jiang Nian, your live broadcast room has reached 10 million views. Don't curse, or you will be reported!"

Just kidding, it's a big deal if the live broadcast room is blocked. Director Zhang originally wanted this wave of negative popularity for Jiang Nian. It's a loss for the program team if the live broadcast room is blocked.

Jiang Nian tilted his head, his expression confused. "How can you prove that I was scolding someone? I only saw the toilet explode and shit jumping around."

Seeing that the host was about to cry, Jiang Nian patted her shoulder and said, "I know you want to cry, but don't cry yet. There's a one-stop service downstairs that just happens to be in need of someone who can cry. You can save your tears and make some extra money."

[Downstairs? A dragon? Could it be a funeral dragon?]

[This is fucking hilarious! Is this girl trying to introduce Bai Huo to the host?]

[Don't take being uncultured as funny, okay? Didn't you see the host was almost crying?]

[The sister above said she has no quality...]

"Yes." Before leaving the room, Jiang Nian happened to see this and said with certainty: "I have no manners or morals. No one can kidnap me."

Jiang Jinli, who was passing by the door watching a play, patted the boy on the shoulder and asked, "Have you given up studying?"

The young man was confused, what did he learn?

He felt that it was quite satisfying to hear this cheap sister chattering.

"Simple bad breath, the ultimate enjoyment. People have mouths, not just for eating, but also for taking a shit anytime, anywhere, just like those haters."

After saying that, Jiang Nian went to the bathroom.

The host felt aggrieved. He didn't want to cry, but he felt suffocated if he didn't.

However, when she heard that Jiang Nian even criticized the partner she had invited, she finally felt a little relieved.

While Jiang Nian is washing up, I decided to interview the handsome boy.

"Hello, are you Jiang..."

Before the host could finish his words, the boy turned and left.

Host, dead.

Jiang Nian finished washing up and only brought a set of sportswear. The host wanted to remind her, but saw Jiang Nian open the refrigerator and put cans of beer and fruit wine into her backpack.

The host choked again.

Which kind person would bring so much alcohol to participate in a survival show!

"Jiang Nian..."

"It's the guests themselves who decide what to bring, right?" Jiang Nian interrupted the host.

Host: “That’s true, but…”

"Then don't give me any advice. It wasn't given to you in the first place."

[Wow! What the heck is this?! Three days and two nights of wilderness survival! She only brought alcohol, so what about her partner?]

[Jiang Nian is indeed confused and pretentious. I want to see how she spends the next three days and two nights.]

[The wine is so heavy, you can't let the handsome boy carry it! Isn't that bullying?]

Just when the commentators and the host were thinking that Jiang Nian would definitely not be able to carry such a large bag of wine, and even Jiang Jinli was about to step forward to pick up the bag, Jiang Nian simply slapped the boy's hand away.

"What for? If you want to drink, go buy it yourself. I don't have enough."

Jiang Nian rolled his eyes at Jiang Jinli, then picked up a bag full of drinks and left, as if the backpack weighing dozens of kilograms was a feather, without any pressure at all.

Jiang Jinli: "..."

host:"……"

Barrage: [……]

This sneak attack not only failed to expose Jiang Nian's ugly behavior, but instead became a carnival of verbal attacks by Jiang Nian alone.

The host was criticized, the black fans were scolded, and those who hated Jiang Nian hated her even more, while the migrant workers who were in a precarious mental state watched it and said it was very exciting.

In just one hour, Jiang Nian's Weibo followers increased.

Although it was not as large as the number of black fans, at least when Jiang Nian was being attacked by black fans, there were eight people who had applied to fight as soon as possible:

Haters: [Jiang Nian is just being so sassy! He treats his lack of quality as his true nature!]

Passerby: [Jiang Nian said she has no manners.]

Anti-fan: [No way, no way, Jiang Nian can really attract fans by cursing people?]

Passerby: [Jiang Nian said she wasn't scolding anyone.]

Haters: [This is the first time I’ve seen a celebrity fight with haters in front of a live stream. Xiaodao Labuti is really open-minded!]

Passerby: [Simple foul mouth, ultimate enjoyment. Jiang Niancheng doesn't lie to me!]

No matter what the black fans say, those who have a good impression of Jiang Nian, but the few passers-by fans, can calmly fight back with Jiang Nian's quotes.

The haters were completely devastated. They started out just scolding Jiang Nian and slandering her, then photoshopped ghost pictures and even photoshopped her posthumous photos...

Come on, no matter how disgusting you are.

However, casual fans don’t care at all.

In the end, it became just a self-entertainment for the black fans. It's like you throw a punch with all your strength, but hit cotton. It's such a frustrating feeling!

Jiang Nian, sitting on the bus prepared by the program team, with an eye mask on, didn't like anyone.

The way she slept was completely idol-like, with her arms around a wine jar, her head resting on the back of the chair, her mouth slightly open, slumped over in the seat.

The host looked at Jiang Nian with an indescribable expression, and the atmosphere became completely cold.

She wanted to interview the handsome boy, but he put on his headphones, moved away from Jiang Nian's position, and began to close his eyes to rest.

This was the Waterloo of the host's interview career, and she thought the popularity of the live broadcast room would plummet.

I didn't expect Jiang Nian to be on the trending search list, and there were several of them...

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