Jiang Nian suddenly sat up straight as if he had received an electric shock, "Let's go~"
"Huh?" A bewildered look appeared in his small, black, mung-bean-like eyes. "Where are we going?"
At the same time, the system seemed to have entered a short-circuit state, and asked doubtfully: [Host, you need to complete the task now, don't continue playing!]
However, Jiang Nian quickly lay down and replied nonchalantly, "Oh, so visiting the prison is just for fun. This blessing is left to you, go and enjoy it yourself, Electronic Dog."
The system fell silent: "[……]"
Is it true that every word Jiang Nian says is a trap?
Why does it have an ominous feeling that it is being plotted against again?
[Host, visiting the prison, are you going to see Gu Yunting? ]
"Hmm~"
Jiang Nian hugged the still bewildered Dahei and pinched his increasingly chubby face. "Dahei, do you prefer helping people when they are in trouble, or kicking them when they are down?"
"Huh?" The brain, the size of a large black walnut, spun and jumped, and then said, "Of course it's kicking someone when they're down!"
Just kidding, who doesn't know the story of the crows throwing stones into the bottle?
Stones are good, stones are wonderful, I don't understand anything else, but I know that throwing stones at people can help you drink water.
[Host...are you talking to this crow?]
"That's right~"
Jiang Nian was in a good mood, and his words became more and more sarcastic.
It’s like customer service. When you go to them for after-sales service, their attitude may be very good, but they can make you extremely angry.
System: [……] This is outrageous!
It still doesn’t understand why humans can communicate with animals!
I also discussed this issue with Jiang Youyou and thought that Jiang Nian was just being mysterious. Now it seems... is it superficial?
However, there is no such thing as Beast Language Pills in the exchange mall.
It is said that it is only available in SSS-level systems.
[Host, have you been bound before?] The system thought so and asked.
Jiang Nian chuckled, "Can't you check whether it's been bound before?"
This body does not exist.
The system checked for a long time but did not check the soul again. Of course, it did not have the authority to do so.
He is just a novice commander. What’s the big deal about meeting Jiang Nian?
It's bad luck.
"Host, please go ahead. Please don't kick someone when they're down. We're here to offer warmth and make Gu Yunting fall in love with you. What do you think?"
Jiang Nian scoffed at this.
Sending you some damn warmth, trash like Gu Yunting is just despicable, just like the male protagonist in a sad novel, the nicer you are to him, the less he takes you seriously.
When you look down on him, he will regret it. Just wait and see.
Jiang Nian was playing dirty. "I was about to go and whinge at you, but now I don't want to move. Please grow five centimeters taller. If you do, I'll come to visit you in prison."
The system would be furious. If it had hair, it would say, "Host! That's the reward for completing the mission! You haven't even completed the mission yet, how can you ask for five centimeters?"
"So... four centimeters?"
System: [No! Two centimeters at most!]
Jiang Nian was happy, "Okay, okay, come on, I'm ready."
system:【? 】
No, Jiang Nian is like a landmine, right? She exploded in an instant?
There are traps everywhere, and you can’t guard against them!
The system was extremely frustrated: [Host, this is only this time! You have to complete the task next time to redeem it! You can only redeem it after accumulating enough points!]
Jiang Nian smiled and said, "Just think of it as a newbie gift package you gave me."
A big devil who makes the Quick Transmigration Bureau tremble, pretending to be a novice here, can only deceive stupid systems like electronic dogs.
The system reluctantly gave Jiang Nian two centimeters.
For short people who can only look up at other people's chins, let alone two centimeters, even one centimeter would make them happy.
After getting out of bed, Jiang Nian clearly felt that he was a little taller, but... why did something seem a little wrong?
Although she was short before, her proportions were very good, with her knuckles reaching her crotch. But now, her knuckles are obviously no longer in their original position.
Jiang Nian gritted his teeth, "Did you add the upper body to the two centimeters I gave you?"
The system said innocently: [Yes, host, I will add it to you.]
Jiang Nian resisted the urge to challenge the system to a duel and said with a smile, "Next time, remember to add it to your legs."
No!
This system is stupid. If all the 1.7 meters were added to the legs, it would become a monster.
Jiang Nian added, "Add one centimeter to the ankle, three centimeters to the calf, and three centimeters to the thigh. The rest can be added to the upper body. Do you understand?"
[Okay, host. I've recorded your request. Please complete the task. Only then will you receive a tall one.]
It must be said that as long as Jiang Nian is determined not to play games with the system, he will definitely be the most diligent host.
Super high execution ability.
He quickly took a car to the police station where Gu Yunting was detained.
Normally, prison visits need to be applied for in advance, but perhaps the system did something, and Jiang Nian was able to come in so openly.
Because he was only detained for fifteen days, Gu Yunting was not as miserable as imagined.
When Gu Yunting saw Jiang Nian sitting across from him, his eyes were filled with anger. "Jiang Nian—this is all your fault! Police! Police! This woman is the one who slandered me!"
The system suddenly sounded an alarm: [Warning, warning—Host, please note that Gu Yunting's favorability towards you has reached -99. If it reaches -100, you will be eliminated by the system.]
[Damn it! Do you dare to touch me?]
Jiang Nian didn't care whether it was an automatic alarm or not, and he didn't indulge the system at all.
The system hesitated and said, "It's not that the system wants to eliminate the host, this is the rule..."
【Then you can see who dies first. 】
Jiang Nian smiled at Gu Yunting across from him, watching him go crazy quietly, wishing he could have a drink at this moment...
Well, I did it right away. I soaked some white wine in a thermos and said it was boiled water when asked.
What? Smells like alcohol?
No, it must have been used to hold wine before.
Jiang Nian took a big gulp, showing no sign of being drunk. He watched as Gu Yunting finally behaved himself after being warned by the baton.
She swung her crossed legs.
After Gu Yunting calmed down, his eyes began to become complicated when he looked at Jiang Nian.
Jiang Nian heard the system's prompt tone, which was sometimes positive and sometimes negative, and he was so annoyed.
"Gu Yunting, do you hate me very much?"
In one sentence, Gu Yunting's favorability value stabilized and remained at 40%.
It's just a little bit more favorable than a stranger's. If you meet a beautiful woman or handsome man you like on the road, the favorable value can reach 30. Otherwise, there would be no such thing as love at first sight.
To put it bluntly, it's lust at first sight.
Gu Yunting stared at Jiang Nian for a while. His voice was still that toad-like voice, like a pump, and it was even more serious than before. "Should I say you hate me? Why? Just because I don't want to marry you, you want to harm my whole family?"
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