Jiang Nian was almost amused by the anger.
What a great example of a wife following her husband's lead.
What a lickspittle, so disgusting.
What a great man who knows three things and takes on three responsibilities!
The expected plot, isn't it?
Jiang Nian didn't say anything, but looked around.
Jiang Youyou was overjoyed: Sure enough, what the system said was true! As long as he attacked in the direction of Zhi San Dang San, Jiang Nian would have no power to fight back!
She pulled Gu Yunting with a look of disapproval, "Brother Yunting, don't say that. Nian Nian probably doesn't know. How could she deliberately become a mistress?"
Gu Yunting sneered, "Youyou, you're still too naive. You don't know that some people... Damn it! Jiang Nian, you're so fucking disgusting!"
Gu Yunting, who prided himself on being noble, originally had a look of disdain on his face, but now he actually cursed and his eyes gradually became terrified.
Because Jiang Nian had already stood up, then picked up a long wooden stick and poked it towards the steaming poop that Fat Leopard had just defecated on the river bank...
Poke...poke it!
Jiang Nian poked up the hot shit and rushed towards Gu Yunting and the others, "Look at you two, you are so mean, calling me a mistress all the time. Who is the third one? Don't you have any idea?
"Jiang Youyou, you've never seen a man before, right? You're so eager to be a mistress, and you're still here flirting with your father? You're going to die!"
As we all know, not everyone has a mother, and not every animal can produce and sell its own feces.
The long stick is stained with shit, Lu Bu is still alive.
When Jiang Nian rushed towards several people with a stick full of poop, Xu Weiwei, who was standing in front, was the first to suffer. Her hands were covered with poop, and she screamed in helplessness and rage.
Gu Yunting, who subconsciously protected Jiang Youyou, was the second to suffer.
Jiang Nian drew a big word "丨" on his entire back from top to bottom with shit-yellow poop.
This word is very similar to '1' and is very familiar to people as it is used by them to answer their boss's orders.
After a few seconds of silence, the comments all started to vomit:
[Holy crap! I thought the spear being stained with shit was just a joke, but I never expected to see one alive in my lifetime!]
[Nian Meier... Why are we playing with poop when there are so many other things to do?]
[I know, I know! According to Nian Mei'er's logic, since Gu said she was disgusting, then Nian Mei'er would practice what true disgust is!]
[It's disgusting, but also hilarious, especially that '丨' hahahahaha! I died of laughter!]
[Isn't it just a vertical line? What's the point?]
[The hard-working worker replied to the above post, '丨' = 'get lost'.]
The howling curses of wolves and ghosts echoed throughout the jungle.
The fat leopard was still lying on the tree. It didn't understand what its leader was doing. It only saw her eagerly poking her freshly baked poop into the other two-legged beasts.
Eh?
It seems like there is not enough poop?
This is fresh!
Except for the fat leopard, the leader of the four leopards also stayed behind, and the two jaguars immediately jumped down from the tree.
Xu Weiwei and the other two screamed even louder.
At the same time, there was Song Xue, who had just fainted and had never seen the world.
Gu Yunting was so angry that he was fuming. Veins popped out as he roared, "Jiang Nian! You are the most disgusting woman I have ever seen in my life! Run away!"
Gu Yunting took off his shit-stained coat, pushed Jiang Youyou away, and wanted to run away, but he was surrounded by two leopards.
No matter how powerful a boss is, he will be scared when he encounters a ferocious beast!
Gu Yunting had cold sweat on his forehead. He glanced at Xu Weiwei, who was so scared that she couldn't walk, and immediately pulled her over, kicked the jaguar in front of her, and ran away.
This operation amazed everyone.
But at this moment, Gu Yunting could no longer care about so many things. At this critical moment of life and death, he only thought about how to escape!
Running into the jungle was obviously unrealistic, so he could only jump into the river.
Jiang Nian dropped the stick covered in feces and didn't rush the two jaguars to chase Gu Yunting.
Instead, he took out a thermos cup and a small hairpin and knocked them a few times.
Gu Yunting, who had just swam a short distance, retreated in horror and swam back directly, swimming for his life!
Jiang Nian squatted on the shore and watched the show with a smile. When Gu Yunting finally climbed ashore, before he could catch his breath, he was hit in the face by a pile of fresh and hot poop.
That’s right, it was that fat leopard who did it.
After it finished pooping, it shook its butt and made a flattering "wooo" sound towards Jiang Nian.
Gu Yunting was completely dumbfounded.
He didn't even have time to shake off the steaming poop on his face before another pile of poop appeared...
The two jaguars neither ate Gu Yunting nor bit him. After they finished their shit, they just shook their butts and left.
They came to Jiang Nian and lay beside her like big cats, asking for praise.
"Geese, geese, geese—geese, geese, geese, geese—"
An extremely explosive and devilish laugh erupted in the jungle. Jiang Nian fell to the ground laughing. The fat leopard came over, and Jiang Nian just happened to rest his head on the fat leopard's soft belly.
I can’t take it anymore! I’m dying of laughter!
As a fast traveler, she has experienced many hardships. What kind of scenes has she not seen?
However, almost being suffocated to death by shit is something I have never heard of or seen before!
Gu Yunting was in such a mess at this moment that he had to use his sleeve to wipe off the shit that was dripping down his face bit by bit!
But there is something even more terrifying behind us!
After Gu Yunting climbed ashore, he rushed directly into the jungle, shouting, "Jiang Nian, you are dead today!"
Yes, Gu Yunting ran away quickly without even having the time to scold Jiang Nian.
Because... the thing that made him swim back so fast in the river was one of the largest reptiles in existence -
Black Caiman!!!
This thing is the top predator in Amazon waters!
He's also the biggest killer in the Amazon! He eats almost anything he can eat, including but not limited to piranhas, sea bass, monkeys, deer, and pythons.
Whatever comes within reach, I will never let it go!
Of course, this includes humans!
Gu Yunting didn't know why those jaguars were protecting Jiang Nian, but black caimans are cold-blooded animals.
Jiang Nian is dead!
The most important thing for him now is to escape, why should he get angry with a dying person?
The two jaguars had been lying peacefully beside Jiang Nian, but upon seeing the shadow in the river, they immediately stood up: "Don't be afraid, boss. We're good at dealing with this thing!"
The jaguar protected Jiang Nian behind it and growled at the giant crocodile in the river.
Song Xue and Yin Shu were both frightened. Their legs went weak as they grabbed Jiang Nian and Feng Yin and tried to run away.
But little Feng Yin blinked his big eyes curiously and asked, "Sister Magic Fairy, did you call it here too?"
That’s right, in the eyes of little Feng Yin, Jiang Nian is the real little fairy!
In his eyes, the all-powerful Demon Fairy Sister could tame a jaguar, so when he saw the giant crocodile slowly crawling ashore, little Feng Yin was not panicked at all...
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