Chapter 16: Short Circuit Incident of Accounting Robot
"I am--"
Before Yu Zhile could finish her words, Zhou Yuesheng in front of her suddenly fell forward and her shoulders sank.
"Robot short circuit incident?" She moved Zhou Yuesheng to the bed with difficulty and stared at his deep facial features for a few seconds.
As he was half-pulled and half-tugged, Zhou Yuesheng's clothes flew up, revealing half of his waist.
The half-exposed abdominal muscles are as clear as sculptures, as if they contain infinite power.
The quarrel in the yard became more and more intense, and Yu Zhile's hand finally fell on Zhou Yuesheng's face.
"Little housekeeper, I'll turn it on for you after we take care of them."
She patted Zhou Yuesheng's face and turned to walk out.
When Tang Guihua saw Yu Zhile, she became even more arrogant and shouted, "Yu Zhile, you sucked away our blessings, pay us back!"
"What do you mean by absorbing good fortune? You are talking nonsense!" Chen Zhao retorted with his neck stiff.
Aunt Li stepped forward with her hands on her hips, spitting everywhere: "Chen Zhiqing, this is the Yu family, what does it have to do with you? I'm telling you, don't meddle in other people's business."
Chen Zhao's ears were buzzing from her loud voice, and he stepped back repeatedly.
With a clang, the chipped porcelain bowl exploded and broken pieces flew everywhere.
The sound was like pressing the stop button, stopping all sounds in the yard, and everyone's eyes were focused on Yu Zhile.
Yu Zhile folded his arms and looked at them quietly.
Her cold expression reminded the group of people of the scene when the Yu family split up and the Zhang family came to their door. They were afraid that she would suddenly produce a kitchen knife from nowhere and fly towards them in the next second.
Thinking of this, everyone couldn't stop trembling and wanted to retreat.
"No, I can't. I can't be so shocked by her." Aunt Huang swallowed her saliva. Her family hadn't received the hundred yuan yet.
"Yes, yes, it's not our fault." Everyone echoed in trembling voices. The scene was quite similar to people huddling together for warmth in winter.
The next second, they reached out their hands at the same time and pushed Zhang Caihong forward.
Zhang Caihong was not mentally prepared and was pushed, staggering and almost falling.
"Cai Ni, talk to her nicely." Tang Guihua mustered up her courage and retracted her neck as soon as her eyes met Yu Zhile's.
Zhang Caihong pinched her palms and took another step forward.
"Leni, I am everyone's representative. If you pay the money obediently, this matter will be over. Otherwise, we will go to the town to report you for practicing feudal superstition."
"If the town doesn't work, we'll go to the county. If the county doesn't work, we'll go to the provincial capital."
"In short, we will never give up unless you pay us money!"
The more she spoke, the more confident she became, and by the end she looked very smug.
Yu Zhile sneered and asked, "I believe in feudal superstition? Do you have any evidence?"
"I saw it with my own eyes! I heard it with my own ears!" Zhang Caihong blurted out.
At this time, people who were watching the fun slowly gathered outside the Yu family courtyard, and the sound of intricate discussions spread into the courtyard.
Zhang Caihong came back to her senses and saw that Yu Zhile's face did not show the panic expression she had expected, and she had a bad feeling.
"Then tell everyone what I did and what I said?" Yu Zhile pushed the door open, allowing people outside the yard to have a wider view.
Zhang Caihong felt the gazes coming from all directions, and sweat broke out on her forehead. She stammered, "You...you were talking to yourself, staring at the sky in a daze."
As soon as she finished speaking, the whole place fell silent.
"Talking to yourself is superstition? Daydreaming is superstition?" Yu Zhile walked towards her step by step. "Are you so sensitive? Are you afraid of ghosts knocking on your door in the middle of the night?"
Yu Zhile's cold face overlapped with the ghost in her dream that was demanding her soul. Zhang Caihong was frightened so much that her face turned pale and she stepped back repeatedly.
Everyone saw Zhang Caihong's appearance and made their own judgment.
Tang Guihua realized that something was wrong with the situation, so she pulled Zhang Caihong behind her and tried to wink at Aunt Huang and the others.
"Poor Yaozong, you made him seriously ill and he has become so thin that he is unrecognizable." Aunt Huang began to cry.
She was an old hand at blackmailing people, so she was careful when she spoke and didn't directly point out how she had done the wrong thing. After all, lovesickness was also a disease.
Aunt Li was pinched by the old bald man and followed closely behind him, but she was not that cunning.
"Lenni, you sucked the blessings from my family and hurt my dog. My dog is still not even worthy of being called a relative. You have to compensate me."
"You sucked our family's blessings and made our whole family hungry."
"Yu Zhile, you've caused our family to not eat meat for a month!"
For a while, the yard was filled with fake crying, which made people outside the yard smack their lips in amazement.
Chen Zhao was listening at the side and his face turned red with anger.
"Oh? Aunt Huang, is that fat-headed and pig-eared guy your skinny son?" Yu Zhile replied lightly.
A fat little boy who was trying to cling to the wall blushed.
People around him joked: "Haha, Zhang Yaozong, you are fatter than the pigs in the pigpen."
The people around immediately thought of the pigs in the village that were so thin that they looked like long strips, and pointed at the little fat man.
The little fat man fell to the ground with a thud, raising a cloud of dust, and ran away covering his face.
In the hospital, Yu Zhile fought back one after another without even taking a breath.
"Your son is not your relative because he is ugly, sloppy and unmotivated. Why would you frame someone's daughter by saying you are your relative? A mama's boy like him is accumulating great blessings for future generations if he lives with you for his whole life. Oh, yes, your family may not have descendants, but if you accumulate some virtue, you may not have to be an animal in your next life."
"Is your family hungry because of bad fortune? You didn't even help when the oil bottle fell over, and you can still stand here and extort money from people. It's your family's ancestors' graves are smoking."
"You haven't seen meat for a month. Why don't you look at your ugly face in the sea? Think about whether you scared away all the seafood."
The group of people were so angry that their heads were about to burst into flames, but they could only glare at Yu Zhile with trembling hands.
Yu Zhile smiled brilliantly and ended the battle.
At this time, the old branch secretary hurried over with the village cadres.
This morning, the village cadres held a summary meeting on spring farming work and a discussion meeting on future work arrangements.
The village cadres were discussing the matter heatedly in the brigade office. If Zhang Wenxin hadn't suddenly interrupted them, no one would have known about this farce.
"It's really shameless for a man in his forties or fifties to bring his family along to bully the younger generation!" the old branch secretary scolded with a dark face.
Everyone who witnessed the whole process had strange expressions on their faces.
He is good at swinging knives and can make people angry to death with his literary talent. Who can bully Yu Zhile?
Aunt Huang, Aunt Li and other people who were scolded so much that they were speechless cried out for injustice and began to defend themselves with all their mouths open.
However, the more they spoke, the darker the faces of the old party secretary and village cadres became.
When they talked about Yu Zhile sucking away the blessings of the villagers, the old branch secretary could no longer bear it and slapped the old bald man in the face.
The old branch secretary used to be a member of the fishing team. He still has the strength in his hands and makes crisp sounds.
The old bald man was caught off guard by the beating and was still in shock when his face started to swell up.
After he realized what was happening, he didn't dare to resist, because this was the big brother who had saved his life at sea.
"Yu Zhile is helping me rehearse model operas. She is not engaging in feudal superstitious activities. It is nonsense to say that she absorbs good fortune." Zhang Wenxin walked into the center of everyone's vision and explained to everyone.
The others didn't believe the rumors in the first place, and after her explanation, they looked at Aunt Huang and the others with even more contempt.
Seeing things develop like this, Zhang Caihong slowly moved along the wall, trying to sneak away.
Yu Zhile had no intention of letting her go, and said loudly: "Zhang Caihong, our accounts have not been settled yet, where are you going?"
Everyone looked at Zhang Caihong at the same time, with gossipy gleams in their eyes.
Zhang Caihong's expression was stiff.
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