The digital boss who did things within his ability became silent after he swiped the gifts. Instead, it was Guiqulai who moved. He suddenly screamed, and then the game character began to twitch and move around on the screen: "Ghost! Lao Xia! Help..."
Wen Xia controlled the perspective, and the game character shone a flashlight around the room: "Stop shouting, stop shouting, where are you? I can't see you."
Guiqulai: "Woo woo."
[Fuck, Turtle God, don't be so shy, I'm scared]
[Who of you two is the priest? Hey! ]
[It must be safe to go to a haunted house with Xia Xia]
[Who still remembers the VLOG of Xia Xia and her friends going to an escape room last time? It was so funny]
Wen Xia is not a person who likes to shoot VLOGs. He usually appears in other people's VLOGs. For example, Zou Boyan likes to shoot VLOGs very much. He has to take a camera to record his life wherever he goes. Zou Boyan opened a secret room escape shop. Last time, Wen Xia was dragged by him to experience the new theme of his shop. In the end, he was the one who was stumped by the puzzles throughout the whole process, and he was also the one who was scared to the point of chaos...
Wen Xia was speechless and began to wonder what kind of constitution he had. Why are there so many timid people around him?
Guiqulai, with the identity of a priest, does ordinary people's things. He doesn't need to do anything special. The program effect is full, and the live broadcast room is full of happy air.
The sentence Wen Xia said most is: "Go, you have the Bible, go!"
Guiqulai: "I don't want to whistle, Xia Xia protect me!"
Every time at this time, Wen Xia will see a few eye-catching lines of "5140005 free..." in the barrage. The boss will not send SC to interrupt today. The boss will send gifts today, starting from ten. There is a lot of money, hey, just throw it for fun.
It's a waste of money.
[The boss is generous! So fierce today]
[I am dazzled by the gifts, why didn't the boss send SC today? ]
[Is there a counter? I wonder how much the boss spent today]
[Is he in a good mood or a bad mood? Not only did he not send SC, he didn't say a word]
[Xia Xia, there's something flashing on the shelf on the left!]
...
For some reason, Wen Xia felt that the digital boss was in a bad mood?
Well, although the big boss is usually taciturn, and now it seems to be normal for him not to speak, he just has this feeling. I don't know where this emotional perception comes from.
After dragging back and stumbling to the end of this game, the turtle god who used to carry a gun and win one championship after another in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds is now scared by a little ghost and his voice is deformed. After the game, he claimed that he needed to slow down and let Wen Xia choose the next map.
Wen Xia clicked his tongue twice: "Still playing? You just have a habit of being a loser, right?"
Gui Qulai gritted his teeth: "Play! I don't believe it. A small horror game can still stump me?"
[It's time for my favorite part of telling lies again]
[Xia Xia, choose the scariest one! ]
[Choose the picture of Lingcun, whoever plays it will know]
[The last person who played Lingcun now has grass two meters high on his grave. That's right, it was me]
Wen Xia looked at the bullet screen and deliberately said: "They let me choose Lingcun."
Gui Qulai: "?"
Gui Qulai: "Forget it..."
At this time, a SC suddenly popped up: I want to see Lingcun.
[!!! The boss has spoken! ]
[ohhhhhhhh good Lingcun! ]
[Lingcun Lingcun, I want Lingcun! ]
The SC was sent by none other than the digital boss.
Wen Xia couldn't help but say, "What's wrong with you? I haven't said to choose Lingcun yet, why do you want whatever he says?"
[5140005 Free Blue Whale Model x5]
5140005: [I want to see it. ]
No more swiping the screen this time.
Wen Xia held it in for a while, but finally let out his anger: "Well, the big boss is the one who pays. Boss, you decide."
Gui Qulai panicked: "What? What map do you want to choose, Old Xia? I just saw the audience in my live broadcast room say that you want to choose Lingcun?"
Wen Xia: "That's right."
Gui Qulai burst into tears: "No - do you want to see me die?"
Unfortunately, Wen Xia couldn't see it, and he sighed sadly; "There's no way, he gave too much."
After that, the big boss threw out the third SC of the night: [Too much? ]
[Ah! What kind of bossy statement is this! ]
[Fuck, does the boss mean that this little money is not enough for him to make ends meet? ]
Once upon a time, Wen Xia also had such a time.
Wen Xia couldn't help but feel a little sad. He calculated the time. The 200,000 monthly salary promised by Lin Fengqi was not paid until the end of each month. It was better to live broadcast. The big boss threw money without blinking an eye.
But he didn't live broadcast every day, maybe only two or three times a week.
The map of Lingcun was released a week ago. After playing, the pioneering team immediately wrote a long and proud review. The last sentence concluded: Don't get close to Lingcun, you will become unfortunate.
Wen Xia wandered around Lingcun with the squeaking Guiqulai. Lingcun is a village map with a Chinese background. Western identities such as priests have become Taoist priests and mediums after localization. There is even an identity that is very consistent with the core values of socialism - the people's police!
However, this is a hidden identity. The official has not announced the probability. Only the strategy team has conducted a large number of repeated experiments and concluded that the probability of shaking it out is about 0.5%.
Not everyone can be the light of the righteous path.
In this game, Wen Xia and Guiqulai had average luck. Both of them are ordinary people. It can be said that the journey was thrilling and exciting. Sometimes the cooperation of the two people would make the situation chaotic.
It took them nearly two hours to pass Lingcun.
Wen Xia glanced at the time: "No more playing, I'm going to get off the air."
Gui Qulai felt as if he had been pardoned. He had never wanted to send him off with firecrackers like he did today: "Go, go, go to bed."
5410005: [Good night.]
This is the fourth SC of the boss tonight.
Wen Xia didn't know whether he was replying to him or to Guiqulai, or to the audience in the live broadcast room, saying: "Good night, good night."
After turning off the live broadcast room, Wen Da'e had already curled up in the bed into a fluffy white ball, sleeping soundly. He went over and rubbed the kitten's soft fur, got up and was about to wash up when there was a knock on the door.
He thought to himself, could it be that the sound of his live broadcast just now was a bit loud and Lin Fengqi heard it? Thinking of this, he opened the door and saw a familiar little robot.
The bottom of the little robot was equipped with a roller belt. After the door was opened, it came to his room without saying anything: "The door is detected to be open, go back to the room and sleep."
Wen Xia watched the little robot bump all the way to his bed, and the noise woke Wen Da'e up. It made a silly sound: "I hit a tree, I hit a tree."
Wen Xia: "You hit a pig."
He bent down to pick up the silly thing and knocked on Lin Fengqi's door: "Did you leave something outside?"
Lin Fengqi looked at the little robot in his arms and was silent for some reason.
Wen Xia put it on the ground. The silly thing was quiet now, staying in the same place honestly, only the eyes flashed blue light from time to time, as if blinking.
"Sorry to bother you, good night." Wen Xia left this sentence politely and returned to his room.
Lin Fengqi glanced at the robot at his feet and closed the door silently.
He squatted down, took out the remote control in his arms, and pressed a button.
A small drawer slowly popped out of the robot's belly, and inside lay a key to his front door.
At this moment, the robot suddenly made a mechanical sound: "Mission failed, mission failed."
Lin Fengqi picked up the key and lowered his eyes.
Ah Moo seemed to sense his master's frustrated mood, walked over and sat down beside him, nudging him with his nose.
"...How can their relationship be so good?" After a while, he said muffledly, "I give a lot, doesn't he like it?"
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#Why does Mr. Lin always get the point wrong#