Suddenly a foot came out from behind and kicked him off the bed.
Old man Jiang squatted on the ground.
The little old man hugged his pillow, feeling very aggrieved.
"You're so old, what are you dreaming of?" Cai Jinqi's cursing voice rang out.
Old man Jiang thought of the contents of the book and decided to give it a try. He immediately changed from sitting to kneeling: "Old woman, I was wrong."
If a woman is angry, it must be that the man has done something wrong and he should admit his mistake immediately.
The moonlight shines through the windowsill and covers the ground with a layer of silver frost.
It also illuminated Old Man Jiang's timid and very artificial cucumber face.
Cai Jinqi narrowed his eyes slightly and said, "Let me ask you, what have you been doing in the chicken coop recently?"
Old Man Jiang's heart skipped a beat: "Build a chicken coop, what else can I do when I have nothing to do?"
"Oh,"
Cai Jinqi snorted softly.
Just this sound made old man Jiang's forehead sweat.
Then he betrayed his grandson-in-law very readily: "Donglin gave me a book to teach me how to please you."
"Bullshit!" Cai Jinqi was furious. "Donglin is a soldier, how could he look at such a thing? Why don't you accuse Black Panther of taking it from somewhere?"
Old Man Jiang's eyes lit up.
Next time I’ll blame Black Panther.
Cai Jinyi turned on the desk lamp, took out a pile of half-burned waste paper from the drawer, and threw it at the old man's face with a crackling sound: "Next time you peek at this kind of thing, remember to burn it clean, and don't make me clean your butt again."
Old man Jiang looked down.
Suddenly.
The old face turned red like a monkey's butt!
"You're not going to put the blame on your grandson-in-law again, are you?" Cai Jinqi asked quietly.
Old Man Jiang was shocked.
Old man Jiang is not good at speaking.
Old Man Jiang...
Seeing the old man unable to hold back a fart, Cai Jinqi waved his hand and said, "Go to the kitchen and cook it while everyone is asleep."
"Disrespect for the elderly!!"
Old man Jiang died unjustly.
then.
When Huo Donglin came to the kitchen to fetch water contentedly, he saw the old man squatting in the stove, looking as if he had lost all hope in life.
"Grandpa, why did you make grandma angry again?"
Old Man Jiang's heart was in his throat. Here it comes, here it comes again, this familiar opening scene!
Huo Donglin took a book from the beam and handed it to him.
"This is what Sun Xiangqian gave me. Try this one."
Old man Jiang lowered his head.
This time the book cover is still not serious——
《A Complete List of Men's Sliding and Kneeling Positions! Let You Eat Hot Meals Every Day》
“…”
This time he learned his lesson: "Donglin, is there anyone in the army who writes this kind of book?"
"Of course not."
Huo Donglin's expression was serious: "This is a banned book."
Old Man Jiang: “…”
You also know that this is a banned book.
Huo Donglin: "This is the experience that everyone has shared and summarized from each other."
Old Man Jiang understood.
What these intellectuals discussed was really different. In the countryside, a group of grown men were comparing with each other how to tame their wives and make them serve tea and water and be obedient.
The city dwellers just do the opposite.
Tame yourself and serve your wife, just to have a hot meal every day?
"Grandpa, these two books must be kept well and must not be discovered by anyone," Huo Donglin warned.
Old man Jiang shuddered and lowered his head guiltily.
Fortunately, the fire in the stove was too dim, so Huo Donglin didn't notice it. "By the way, Grandpa, do you have any private money? Ningning's hairbands have broken several times. I plan to secretly buy some for her when I go to the mall tomorrow."
Old man Jiang curled his toes and stepped hard on the soles of his shoes, saying in a hoarse voice: "No, not a cent!"
"I absolutely cannot hide private money!!"
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