Chapter 166
Ah...ah...da da da, crackle, wurl wurl,...hahahahahahahahahahaha.
Lu Daju woke up to a continuous and shrill noise. He had forced himself to turn on his phone before, and fell into a deep sleep during his lunch break while holding his child.
He was woken up by a harsh sound even though he was sleeping like a dead pig. He felt a gust of wind crackling from one side, then sweeping to the other side and crackling again, interspersed with the shouting of little stones.
When he regained consciousness from his daze and sat up, he saw that the picturesque courtyard that Butler Wen had taken care of was now in a mess.
Whether it is the profound miniature potted plants, the tall and majestic tree shadows like a canopy, or the majestic dragon-like momentum, they are now all turned over and broken into pieces, and not a single flowerpot is still intact.
The culprit, Rong Shitou, was holding a stick that he got from somewhere and swinging it like a dragon. The sound of the bonsai breaking hit Lu Daju's heart, making his head hurt even more.
"Fuck you, what the hell are you doing?!" Lu Daju roared, leaping up and grabbing the brat who was still beating Hua Cong all over the place with a stick. He smacked him on the head with a slap. "Do you want a beating? Are you itching to be spanked after not getting a beating for so long?"
Shitou still had his big innocent eyes open, looking at his father who was angry for some unknown reason.
Looking at the mess in the yard, Lu Daju felt dizzy with anger. This kid didn't admit his mistake at all and didn't reflect on it at all. Even if he was three years old, he shouldn't be like this.
He tucked him under his armpits and brought his palm down hard on his butt. "Rong Shitou, I'm telling you, you're going to get beaten. How dare you destroy the flowers and plants? What harm do those flowers do to you? I'm going to beat you up or hit you. Butler Wen worked so hard to plant them, and you're destroying them like this."
Shi Tou, who was stuck under his armpit, didn't understand what was going on until he felt a burning pain on his butt. Then he realized that his father had hit him. He cried out: "Wow!!!!!!" and the sound resounded through the sky.
"You have done something wrong and you still don't reflect on it. No one is disciplining you, right?" Lu Daju didn't stop at all. He slapped Rong Shitou more than ten times, and Rong Shitou's crying became louder.
Diandian, who had been ignored the entire time, was so anxious that she kept spinning under Lu Daju's legs. A gentle, robotic voice with a babyish tone said, "It's wrong to hit children. Children need to be guided patiently. You are violating Article 1,365 of the Star Code by doing this."
Diandian was anxious, but he couldn't show it in his voice. He was a nanny robot, and children were naturally different to him. Before, he had always followed Lu Daju, but after Rong Shitou woke up, he had been following Xiao Shitou.
The beating of a child was a violation of his robot's operating rules. Fortunately, he had evolved into an intelligent machine, otherwise he would have sent a call for help to the Covenant's child helpline.
At this time, Butler Wen heard the crying and came to the courtyard with his beloved big flower pot. He was so upset when he saw the mess in the yard, and then he saw the young master crying miserably.
Go up and stop the man first, then spank the young master's buttocks. It would be too pitiful: "Uncle Lu, Uncle Lu, let's talk nicely. You spanked the young master's buttocks like this, and it must be swollen."
As he said this, he snatched the stone from Lu Daju's hand. His little face was so miserable from crying, his cheeks were red, his big eyes were filled with tears, and they flowed down his nose into his mouth. It was so unbearable to look at.
Butler Wen quickly picked up the young master and took him to the sink to wash his face and wipe his nose: "Be good, don't cry, or your voice will be hoarse if you cry any more."
The garden had already been destroyed, so there was no need to beat the child like this. He unzipped the young master's pants, and saw his little butt was red, with slap marks piled up one on top of the other. Butler Wen didn't know for a moment whether he felt sorry for the garden or the young master's butt.
"No, if this child is not educated, he will really become lawless." Lu Daju was very angry as he looked at the yard.
"Young master, tell the housekeeper why you knocked over these flowers and plants? Is it because you don't like them?" Butler Wen's comfort was somewhat effective, and the crying became much quieter.
She pouted her lips with a stone, sobbed, and cried out in a hoarse voice: "Sister, sister."
The adults were confused when they heard this. What did his causing trouble in the yard have to do with Yaya who was far away on another planet?
Seeing Shitou being rescued, Diandian finally stopped circling around Lu Daju and crawled under Butler Wen's legs with a figure eight step. "Master, the child means that he learned it from his sister."
A bunch of questions popped up in the adults' heads. Learn? What to learn? Yaya's destructive power can't be that great, right? Lu Daju thought Yaya was a naughty and good girl, not like a brat who was so annoying.
"Children have a strong ability to imitate. They especially like to imitate the people around them or who they see. In the player, the master's daughter has been poking the plants, so it is not surprising that she imitates this action. Moreover, children like to hear the sound of ping-pong, so it is understandable that the damage caused is greater." This time, I finally heard Diandian's explanation.
"So you shouldn't hit children. You should first find out the reason, and then guide them patiently. Only then can you know why the child did this." Tiantian's panda face looked at Lu Daju reproachfully.
What else could Lu Daju say? He felt he had done nothing wrong, but looking at the weeping Shitou, he felt a little guilty: "If jade is not polished, it will not become a useful object. If a son is not taught, it is the fault of the father. The yard has been destroyed like this. A beating is the least of my worries."
Shitou felt wronged, but he also knew that he had done something wrong. When he heard his father say this, he was angry and wronged, and cried to Lu Daju with tears in his eyes: "I hate Dad."
This was too much. When Lu Daju heard his son say this, his anger outweighed his guilt. He pulled the stone out of the doorkeeper's arms and asked, "Who do you hate?"
"I hate Dad."
Of course, Lu Daju couldn't spank him this time, so he threw the stone into the air and caught it.
Ah~, I was startled by the flying stone and screamed. After my father caught it, I felt different immediately.
"Do you still hate it?"
"Hate."
Lu Daju comes again.
"Is it annoying?"
"Hate."
It happened again, and this time the sexual cries turned into giggles.
"Do you still hate it?"
"I don't hate it." This was the expression on Xiaohua's face, a mixture of tears and laughter, which changed so quickly: "One more time, one more time."
Lu Daju naturally fulfilled his wish. After throwing the child a few more times, he held the child in his arms and said, "Shi Tou, you made a mistake this time. Don't do it again next time, okay?"
"Then Daddy is not allowed to hit me." Obviously, Shi Tou still remembered the spanking.
"Can."
"Then I can do that too."
"A word spoken is as good as gold. Little Stone won't be a bad boy, and Daddy won't spank Little Stone. Let's high-five as a pledge."
Bang, the big hand and the small hand clapped together in the air, and the incident was finally over.
Housekeeper Wen looked at the messy yard and started to send people away: "Go and see the young lady. I'll clean up here and make room for some new plants."
Lu Daju could only smile awkwardly. As a housework idiot who couldn't help much, he decided not to make things more complicated. He quickly picked up the child and took Diandian away from the crime scene.
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