The whale panicked and asked, "Isn't it pretty?"
I laughed even harder: "Hahaha, good-looking? You can scare the tavern owner to death when you go out, hahaha, and what's the meaning of your breasts?"
The whale said proudly: "I have become a mature woman."
I calmed down and looked at her so-called breasts, the smoke rising from her chest, and the tape disappearing from my table. I raised my hand and said, "From your uncomfortable expression, if I'm not mistaken, your breasts couldn't have been made from the long-lasting hot buns I bought downstairs and then glued to your chest with this, strong tape!"
The whale looked away in panic.
I said, "If you do this, I feel like your breasts will be a problem in the future. They might even get damaged because of this incident."
The whale said in panic: "What should we do?"
Me: "I don't know how to deal with it, but if you are really stuck with your tape, you will really lose a piece of skin if you want to take it off. Wait a moment, I will go call Liv back."
After saying that, I contacted Liv: "Liv, do you know? There is a fool here who stuck a bun on his chest. Haha, come back soon." Liv was a little confused when she heard it, but she still came back quickly.
Liv took off Jingyuer's shirt. I looked at the tape on both sides of Jingyuer's armpits and asked, "Well, let me ask you, what's your brain? How could you think of using buns as fake breasts?"
Whale: "There is nothing soft here, and the pillows are too big and fake. I found that the buns downstairs are just the right size." What a talent, damn.
Me: "Then who did that makeup for you?" Whale: "It was Karenina. She said that the makeup she did for me would definitely look good." I covered my face, feeling that all this was happening inexplicably, and soon I heard the little girl's scream.
On the fifth day, the sea was calm and cloudless, and the fishermen were happily drinking on the boat.
On the sixth day, it started snowing again and everyone in the town stayed at home and did not go out.
On the seventh day, it started to rain, which was rare, and the rain kept sliding down my helmet.
On the eighth day, the rain stopped and the sky cleared, but the whale still didn't come.
On the ninth day, I couldn't stand it anymore, so I rushed into the bar, pinned the owner on the table, and pointed a gun at him: "Didn't you say you'd be here soon?"
The boss was so frightened that his entire body began to tremble. "I don't know! When I went out to sea, I saw the whale near that area. Common sense says it should come. Put down your gun first and talk it over."
Li: “What’s the problem then?”
Karenina twisted her neck and said, "Could it be that the whale senses danger? But we are not here to catch it."
The boss quickly said, "How about this! It's my mistake. I'll give you a 50% discount on your food for the next two days."
Karenina opened her eyes wide. "Fifty percent off, Commander."
I slapped Karenina hard and said, "Eat, eat, eat. All you know is eating. You can eat more than a pig." Karenina lowered her head in grievance.
When we returned to the hotel, we saw the whales playing games there.
I complained, “What should I do?”
Whale: "Who told you to say that to me a few days ago? I told Whale not to come." I was a little confused by what he said.
Because it came out of a whale's belly. I complained about it for a few days and suddenly this sentence popped up.
I asked confusedly, "What do you mean?"
The whale said proudly: "I and that whale are so close that we can't even find each other. I've been searching for it for a long time."
I said impatiently, "Do you think you're cultured just by reading a few pirated books? You'd be better off looking in an electronic database."
Whale flipped through the yellowed old book in his hand and said, "What pirated book? Look how well written it is. It's obviously an authentic book."
I pointed at the author's name and said, "I've never seen a poet named Li Changran in ancient times. It makes me feel like a combination of Li Bai, Wang Changling, and Meng Haoran. Okay, tell me what's going on."
Whale: "My consciousness is connected to that of the whale. If I tell it not to come, it won't come. If I tell it to come, it will come. You have to set some conditions."
What conditions can you have, little brat? But I still shook off the expression of being as if I were cutting meat: "From now on, I will buy you whatever you want to eat."
The whale was very happy to hear this: "Okay, I'll call him over right away." Little kid, it's that easy.
I was just calling Lucia and the others to make some preparations when I heard the broadcast outside: "Tsunami is coming, tsunami is coming, all residents quickly evacuate to the mountains behind, repeat..."
Me: “Is this the fuck coming?”
Whale: "Yes!"
I ran out quickly. A huge wave a hundred meters high rose on the sea in the distance. Fuck: "Everyone retreat, run quickly, this fucking upgrader must die too."
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