Around the 24th or 25th, I was preparing to go back to my hometown to visit the graves, and then I unexpectedly discovered that April 1st was April Fool's Day. At that time, I had already written the chapter about the conservation area in my novel, and I heard from others that the boss Fenrir was something from Norse mythology. Such an awesome thing, plus April Fool's Day, plus Kurono's conspiracy, so I told him a joke, is that okay?
Then I stated some facts. Indeed, my book was very bleak. I wrote so many words, but the number of people who read it could be counted on my fingers without using my toes. In fact, the doctor said that I stayed up too late recently, and that there was no big problem with my health.
Then you all saw that I was really miserable, and you all fucking believed it. Although I planned this joke a little early, but fucking at least doubt it! I started to fucking imagine the ending one by one, damn, I really cried to death.
What kind of idiot would write such an ending? If I really had something to do, I could just stop updating. Why should I end it? I'm not an idiot!
I just slept with Lucia and the others, and there are still so many characters left to sleep with? Why should I end it? Are you doubting the Commander's kidney function? I advise you to take care of yourself.
Then there was a big brother who saw that I was about to finish a few days ago, so he gave me a gift of more than ten dollars. I was afraid that he would have to spend money again when I was writing the article, so why didn’t I tell him in advance?
To be honest, I earn less than 80 cents a day from writing novels. If you give me one for free, I'm already doing you a great favor. Giving me more than ten yuan at a time is almost as much as my monthly sales. Since few people read my book, it must be very bad. Why give me such an expensive gift?
Can't I give it away for a dime? A dozen dollars is really too high for me. To be honest, I look at the data of my crappy novel every day and it's really strange. If there are more than a dozen people reading it, where are those people?
Then this joke started and exploded, and three of them exploded. You have been reading the chapter I was serializing, but you refused to say a word. If you had given him that gift, he wouldn't have given you a prompt. It's better for you to write a comment than to give a gift. There is a red dot prompt on it, at least it makes me think that someone is reading it. You didn't say a word, and you gave me some gifts. I thought the system felt sorry for me and gave it to me?
What? What are you doing? Why are you pretending to be a social phobia online? Seriously, that old lady got under the covers and made me laugh. There are really only a handful of people reading this, but the author is just a little depressed at best.
The author has a lot of free time now. I passed the qualification test even after a year of not going to school. Now I am going to go to college directly at home. I have plenty of time. I write novels and help others play games every day. Am I happy?
But the money earned from the game is very limited, basically just a few fixed ones, because there are no studios or unions or anything like that. I don’t want to play those crappy orders that are passed down from one level to another.
He took nearly 50% of my money and called me his friend. I really fucked him. He even reported my account. I have experienced the viciousness of human nature countless times in my life.
So I can only write novels. But if it was going to make money quickly, I'd just follow the crowd and write whatever I wanted. Do you think that requires literary talent? Writing this kind of crap doesn't require any literary talent. I just use a fucking template and churn out a dozen chapters a day, just to fool those idiots. Is it good? It's a bunch of shit. Is it profitable? It's a fucking stunt. It makes a lot more than I make in a single day.
This is just a pure joke, but I was so miserable that you all believed it. For something like this that involves an entertainment festival so close by, you should be more cautious and don't believe it right away and start imagining the ending. I was really laughing all night.
I'm serious. I don't mind too much if you don't give me a gift. A few words from you are better than those lousy gifts. These gifts can't feed me anyway. A beggar will starve to death anyway. In my opinion, a paragraph review and a book review are worth more than three thousand yuan in gifts.
And I read other serialized Zhan Shuang novels. Well, how should I put it? Actually, from childhood to adulthood, I read mostly paper novels, and I never read any fairy tales, except for a thousand-chapter Yitian Tulongji when I was a child. But after that, I didn't read any other novels because I didn't find them interesting.
I can accept novels that are more serious, but if you over-data-ize them, it will be uncomfortable to read. You can't write too rigidly, especially in the early stages, some of them are completely unbearable to read.
As for me, this is my first time writing a novel. I wrote countless essays when I was in school, but I have never written an argumentative essay or prose as the title says. I prefer to write narrative essays.
Because this is more intuitive and can express a person's emotions. If you talk about prose, the difficulty level is a bit high. For argumentative essays, you can just copy any book and discuss what is written in it. This is the simplest and stupidest way, but also the easiest to score.
Then, when it came to the big exams and even the high school entrance exams, I basically didn't get a good score in Chinese. Because I could write whatever I wanted. Why did I care what those people said? They weren't my family, so what right did they have to say about me? I was fucking free.
So my novel had many flaws at the beginning, but if someone points out mistakes, we really should not only point out typos but also grammatical errors, especially grammatical errors. If we point them out, I can gain more experience when I write in the future.
There are also system-based articles about Honkai Impact 3rd, which is definitely a very good experiment. If anyone wants to write Honkai Impact 3rd, I advise you to write a weak system, otherwise readers will be bored.
System stories are all the rage right now, and a lot of people are reading them, no matter which game or anime they're in. Even though I'm not a huge fan, they're the choice of most people. Some people who haven't played Honkai Impact 3rd are searching for system stories, and if your Honkai Impact 3rd happens to be one of them, they'll find it quite novel and click on it.
It may be because the recent actions of the game Honkai Impact 3rd have gained some popularity. Some people may be slightly interested in Honkai Impact 3rd, but the impression in their minds is not deep. So at this time, the system text of Honkai Impact 3rd or other popular ones will catch the eyes of those people, and more people will read it, which will easily lead to success.
The above is just my personal opinion, if there is anything wrong, please point it out.
Also, I wish everyone who has read this a happy April Fool’s Day. The story continues.
And the previous picture, I clearly laid out some foreshadowing! Didn't you notice? Really, I'm just too miserable. I guess you might think I was in a bad mood and missed something, but that was foreshadowing!
How could the chief abandon a crying team member?
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