Chapter 133 Reality Story at the Comic Exhibition
The comic exhibition was not far away. Chu Xiuyan scanned a shared bicycle and rushed over at lightning speed with sparks coming out of the tires. As soon as he arrived near the comic exhibition square, he saw someone holding his head and screaming in fear in the distance: "Who hit my car?! Why can't even the car door be seen?! I have something urgent to do——"
As it happens, there is a serious traffic jam ahead, and the road is full of people. Looking ahead, it is so dark that you can't see the edge.
Chu Xiuyan thought about it and felt that running would be faster than riding a bike, so he rushed to the unlucky guy whose bike was hit, handed over the shared bike, patted the unlucky young man on the shoulder, and said, "You're welcome. Please call me the kind-hearted person of the shared bike."
The unlucky young man wore a pair of sunglasses, looking handsome and cool, but he sounded silly when he spoke, but he had already destroyed a lot of his serious temperament by holding his head and screaming.
"...But, the place I want to go is more than ten kilometers away from here."
Chu Xiuyan: "Although, there is a traffic jam here. Riding a bike is faster than walking, right? Besides, you can always get a taxi after you get out of the traffic jam."
The unlucky young man suddenly realized: "Yes, you are so smart!"
Chu Xiuyan: “…”
He didn't want to talk to the unlucky guy anymore, lest he be infected with stupidity, so he turned around quickly and ran towards the entrance of the comic exhibition.
The unlucky young man at the back just opened his phone to search for how to use shared bikes, but when he looked up, he found that the kind-hearted person who helped him with the shared bikes was gone.
He muttered, "I wanted to add you as a friend, didn't I? I don't know why, you look familiar."
As he spoke, he pushed his sunglasses to his forehead, revealing a pair of light blue eyes that were obviously mixed-race, reflecting the crowds of people on the street. After a few seconds, he put his sunglasses back on and continued to lower his head to fight with the shared bicycles.
"So how do I use this thing... scan the code? Where is the code? Do I need help? Do I need an assistant... No? I'll definitely be laughed at, right?"
…
Today is a sunny day. At 12:30 noon, the sun is high in the sky and waves of heat are blowing in our faces, making it even more painful to be squeezed in the crowd.
"What? No tickets? Can I get in? Then where can I buy tickets...ah? The tickets are sold out?!"
Chu Xiuyan walked out of the entrance passage in a daze, under the scorching sun, feeling that he had lost all his strength and was about to collapse.
"No, my fried chicken, my coriander fried chicken..." He leaned against the railing, in agony, "If I can't eat fried chicken, my life, my world, my entire being, including my soul, will be destroyed... Who will save me?..."
The system was speechless: [There is a barbecue restaurant, two spicy hot pot restaurants, three noodle shops, and various snack shops near the comic exhibition square. Do you have to think about that coriander fried chicken? What a weird flavor. ]
Chu Xiuyan hummed: [That is the unique taste that cybernetic creatures can't enjoy. 】
system:【……? 】
Chu Xiuyan was struggling to move forward step by step to leave the comic exhibition square, when he suddenly noticed the man in western clothes standing by the railing in the distance, and he laughed out loud instantly.
"Who wears black clothes to a comic convention on a hot day? Wearing a three-piece suit? Are you an idiot? Hahahaha!"
Black? The fool in a three-piece suit turned around.
"F-Fuck, uncle."
System: [Fuck - Nemesis. ]
It?s silent?.
Chu Xiuyan was being stared at, so he had to go over there with his head held high.
"You're not here to visit the comic convention." Chu Wenxi was still the same. He first examined Chu Xiuyan from head to toe, then nonchalantly led the conversation, adding a bit of sarcasm, "So you're here to bask in the sun? Not even a fool would come out to hang out in this weather. I really have to doubt your IQ... Move your hands away, don't touch my pockets."
Chu Xiuyan was surprised: "Yeah! Comic exhibition tickets!"
Between his fingers was the ticket that he had just taken out of Chu Wenxi's pocket.
Chu Wenxi: "...Oh, a fool who even forgets to buy a ticket to visit a comic convention."
Chu Xiuyan shook his head? Shaking his head, pretending to say? "You guessed wrong, uncle. I? No? I'm here to visit the comic exhibition. I? I'm here to save the takeaway."
Chu Wenxi crossed his arms, lowered his head? pondered for a moment, and looked up after a few seconds? Looking at the boy strangely, "The delivery man who brought you the meal, is he stuck in the comic exhibition and can't get out?"
Chu Xiuyan snapped his fingers and exclaimed, "Uncle, your brain is still the same? It's as useful as a newborn baby as always."
Before Chu Wenxi could finish his curse with a single curse word, Chu Xiuyan had already happily run towards the entrance holding the comic exhibition ticket.
A few seconds later, Chu Wenxi, who was still leaning against the railing waiting for someone, finally saw the companion who said he was going to buy milk tea but was stopped by a junior student to do a questionnaire survey.
"But they gave away fans. I heard that a friend of mine even gave away two pairs. Here, this is yours, and there's also milk tea."
The young man with round glasses approached with a smile, his arms full of various small gifts given out for participating in the event, and he sighed, "It's been a long time since I last met a normal living person. Young people nowadays say nice things and give gifts, so it's normal for me to help out a few times. Boss, your work is really not worthy of a human being. If you keep me locked up, I'll really drive you crazy... Okay, don't be angry, let's go into the comic exhibition, it should be cooler inside with the air conditioning on."
Chu Wenxi said nonchalantly: "No, our ticket was taken away by the elephant. So, you do your thing, and I will go back to the lab."
"Elephant..." The young man with round glasses had a weird expression for a moment, then returned to normal, took out three tickets from his pocket, as if he could not see Chu Wenxi's suddenly gloomy expression, and said with a smile: "Boss, I will do my job well, so you can rest assured. To prevent accidents such as being snatched by elephants, frozen in refrigerators, burned by fire, and smashed by meteorites, I bought three more tickets."
Chu Wenxi looked at his assistant and partner steadily, and said without emotion: "I should really cut off your head to see what's inside."
"Cerebrospinal fluid, brain, cerebellum and brainstem, as well as neurons, neurotransmitters, synapses, etc.? Wait?, Boss, have you forgotten that we are doing biological research... Ah, Boss, you are waiting? Wait? For me?, Don't walk so fast, am I carrying something in my hand? It seems a bit heavy..."
…
The comic convention was indeed air-conditioned, with a super-large internal square where many people in cosplay costumes came and went, taking photos, checking in, and buying and selling peripherals. The two-dimensional atmosphere was very strong and it was very lively.
Chu Xiuyan looked up. The air was marked with the exclusive themes of each booth. He was now in the experience area, surrounded by many theme restaurants and cafes. By the way, the maid cafe and the cowboy cafe were facing each other. Many customers who just wanted to have fun would go to the cowboy cafe opposite after visiting the maid cafe. This fully demonstrated that both men and women liked to watch the fun.
Chu Xiuyan struggled to resist the urge to join in the fun and walked towards the seat provided by the delivery boy.
After a while, he arrived at the exhibition area. There were even more tourists here, so crowded that he could hardly tell east, west, south, and north.
When he was dizzy, he suddenly saw something in front of him that attracted him. He went over to it and took a look.
[Wow! What a display! Look at the system! This is the display! Me? I’m the poster boy——]
Chu Xiuyan was pleasantly surprised to find the "Disaster Counterattack" exclusive booth, and at the front was the "Yun Yan" and other standees, the original version with black hair and red eyes, super cool, handsome and imposing.
There were quite a few people gathered around the stall, mostly young people, exclaiming in various ways.
"Me? Damn, isn't this? The most valuable treasure in the forum?"
"Baji, so many baji hehe..."
"The High Priest's Sexxx actually has some too... Shit, what about the other characters'? Boss, good stuff? Don't hide it, show it to the sisters now, hehe."
"Fan art, if-line story collection, all from the great god Sandianshui, boss, do you have the authorization?"
Are you busy? The cheerful stall owner: "Yes, yes..."
Chu Xiuyan squeezed in and met the eyes of the stall owner who was looking up.
Chu Xiuyan: "Wow, squad leader."
Lin Jie couldn't care for a moment? She was clearly showing her body. Why did Chu Xiuyan, who came to the comic exhibition, appear here? Her mind was full of how to hide her identity. Sweat dripped from her forehead quietly: "...I? I'm here to help my friend watch the booth. She has something to do? Busy."
Chu Xiuyan had an expression that said "I? Understand" and seeing Lin Jie's face almost blushing with embarrassment, he left the crowd and walked to the stall next door.
System: [The social death of a person who is mixed up in the two-dimensional world after being discovered by a three-dimensional acquaintance. 】
Chu Xiuyan: [It’s a big deal. I’m the person involved. My dark history is all over that stall. I’m not embarrassed at all.]
[I? You actually said that for a moment? No? What dark history do you have?] The system said? .
Chu Xiuyan was surprised: [So I? Do you think I have such a good image in your eyes? ]
System: [It's because you are creating bizarre events that make people's hearts beat fast every moment, so that I can't even tell which ones are more distinctive.]
High emotional intelligence, more distinctive.
Low emotional intelligence, dark history.
Chu Xiuyan: “…Damn it.”
Suddenly there was the sound of wheels rolling from behind, mixed with a male voice getting closer and closer.
"Please make way, please make way..."
It was a worker pushing an empty cart.
Chu Xiuyan was quick-witted and jumped onto the loading platform of the cart in a flash.
Instantly, the staff member pushing the cart stopped moving, raised his head, stared at Chu Xiuyan's face for a moment, but soon his eyes became grim, "...Sir, please get off, this is not a sightseeing bus."
"But your cart is empty." Chu Xiuyan gestured, his face full of innocence, "There are too many people here. Just carry me out of the crowd. Or you can switch. You sit in the cart and I carry you out."
The staff member loosened his mask, looking particularly impatient, "You are such a smartass. Damn it? Is it that bastard? It's my friend...Okay, you sit down, I'll take you out."
As a result, passers-by were shocked.
"Is this a new cosplay? So strange, damn, I'm in love with it. A grumpy cart-pushing worker and the cute "cargo" brother... Wow, the brother even gave me a "yeah" sign! So cute!"
"Speaking of which, it seems that this can really save energy... How about we also go and rent a cart?"
"Wuhu! Great! Where did the cart come from? At the east end? It's all over the wall! Sisters, go quickly? Go quickly? If you're late, you won't be able to grab it!"
How many minutes? After a few minutes, Chu Xiuyan arrived at the theme area where the delivery boy was.
Coincidentally, the person surrounded by a large group of people taking photos was the delivery guy he was looking for. He looked handsome, wearing glasses, a mask covering most of his face, his eyes were red and seemed a little wet, and he was obviously extremely nervous and uncomfortable with the lively environment nearby... Was he suffering from social phobia?
The passerby who was taking the photo was confused: "Ah? So he's a cosplay delivery man? At the beginning, there was a cosplay priest taking a selfie next to this handsome guy, and then we misunderstood and thought it was a comparison between modern and fantasy styles... No? Sorry, handsome guy, it seems I disturbed you for a while..."
Chu Xiuyan: "His next customer has already arrived in person."
The delivery boy choked up: "There is also a customer who placed an order. Although she also expressed understanding, but..."
Chu Xiuyan: "But this is really funny."
The delivery guy was escorted out of the comic exhibition by a group of guilty passers-by who took photos. Some apologized, some added him as a friend, and some gave him small red envelopes and gifts, but he didn't accept any of them.
Chu Xiuyan got the coriander fried chicken and was very satisfied. He squatted in an open space to prepare to eat the chicken on the spot. He gave a small chicken drumstick to the staff who was helping him and said very naturally: "This fried chicken shop is really delicious!"
The staff standing nearby took the chicken drumstick and was disgusted by its color. "Why is it green? Isn't it? Is it poisonous?"
He took off his mask, took a small bite, and his expression changed instantly: "F-Fuck, it's coriander! Bah bah bah! Coriander, even dogs won't eat it!!"
Chu Xiuyan stared blankly at the face that was about 60% similar to his memory, slowly took off his gloves, stood up, and threw himself on the staff, howling: "Dog eat! Dog eat!"
"Pooh! Pooh! Pooh!"
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