Chapter 22: Super Rare Colorful Sunshine UR Card Ahhhhhhhh…
Yellowstone settlement.
The village was covered in darkness, and lights were lit up. The winter night came too quickly, and some families hadn't cooked dinner yet. At this time, smoke billowed out of the chimneys, and the aroma of food filled every corner.
Chu Xiuyan slumped on the sofa, his eyes dull.
Sitting next to the sofa was Choi Ji-young, who was still reading the pornographic book.
He glanced at the boy, then at Zhang Chun, who had given up his seat on the sofa and moved a stool to sit next to him to study the bracelet. He was silent for a while, then said, "This kid has been like this for almost an hour. Is he okay?"
"Do you really want me to bury that white wild boar in the yard in front of the door?" Zhang Chun said without raising his head, "First, if I have a nightmare and wake up in the middle of the night, neither of you can sleep."
Cui Zhiyong shook the pornographic book in his hand and said angrily, "Why do you want to involve me? I have been sitting here reading a book and have never been involved in the conflict between you two!"
"Maybe your breathing disturbed that person."
Chu Xiuyan slowly regained his spirits and said to Cui Zhiyong expressionlessly: "Tell that mud player that you are a bastard with no interest, no innocence, and no desire to explore the world."
"?" Cui Zhiyong looked at Zhang Chun, "Do you want me to repeat it? The mud player."
Zhang Chun still lowered his head? On? The task display screen moved, his tone was not fluctuating at all: "Please help him reply, hanging humans like carrots, and riding a white wild boar to hit other people, there is no point in exploring this world."
Cui Zhiyong said to Chu Xiuyan? "The one playing in the mud said that? You are meaningless."
Chu Xiuyan snorted coldly, still holding his head high, "Tell him that at least I discovered that humans can tame strange beasts, and that the strange beasts in the woods suddenly retreated to the depths - and a mud player not only showed no gratitude for my contribution, but even brutally killed the most powerful and brave white-haired marshal under my command!"
Ah, what? He was so angry at this point. That was the super rare golden SSR card he found!
Cui Zhiyong seemed to have found pleasure in passing on the message, and turned his head to Zhang Chun: "He said that you are cruel and cold-blooded, and have made no contribution. You are useless."
Zhang Chun moves? Pauses, then slowly looks up? Stares at Cui Zhiyong: "You are really good at delivering messages."
Cui Zhiyong responded with a clear smile: "No? Thank you."
Chu Xiuyan snorted loudly, successfully attracting the attention of the other two. The anger on his face suddenly turned into depression, and he said faintly: "You also know that I have lost my memory. I don't remember where I came from, and I don't know if I have any relatives in the world... Even from my age, I am just a one-month-old baby, so it's normal for me to be curious about the world."
As soon as these words came out, the air froze instantly.
System: […Do you want people to sympathize with you, or do you want people to complain that you have a problem with your brain? ]
Chu Xiuyan: [? ]
Suddenly, something fell into his arms. He lowered his head and saw that it was a somewhat worn mission bracelet.
Zhang Chun rubbed his eyebrows, thinking that too much restraint might make the teenager rebellious - in fact, he already had such signs.
So he said helplessly: "I deleted all the messages from the background and set it to reject calls. I have forgotten my password. If someone asks me in the future, just say I don't know them. Do you understand? As for the rest... it's up to you."
After a long time, there was no response. Zhang Chun looked up and found that the boy was no longer on the sofa.
"The moment you gave him the bracelet, he turned into a cloud of gray mist and rushed out the door. How come he has so many superpowers? Other superhumans are not so special."
Cui Zhiyong said casually, while leisurely turning over a page of a pornographic book. He had read this book from morning till night, and it was almost covered with patina.
Zhang Chun didn't answer, but looked at him intently: "Why are you still here? Here?"
Cui Zhiyong: "...Please move your eyes downwards. Do you see this leg? It was broken when I jumped off the roof in the morning because I was nervous. As a friend and one of the culprits, shouldn't you take good care of me?"
Zhang Chun: "Are you sure you want to eat the food I cook?"
Cui Zhiyong fell into a strange silence, and then? He squeezed out a word from between his teeth: "...Fuck."
at the same time.
In the house prepared for guests on the inner side of the village, the light bulb on the ceiling seemed to be broken, and the light was dim. A group of young superpowers sat silently around a large round table, with long shadows reflected on the wall behind them, silently lengthening with the dim light.
The atmosphere is weird and depressing.
After an unknown amount of time, a short, plump man wearing Buddhist beads sitting in the middle seat on the east side spoke with difficulty: "In remote areas... is the food so good?"
His name is Zhong Gu. The Zhong family is considered one of the top families in the ruined city, but they only serve such a sumptuous dinner when entertaining important guests.
Eight dishes and two soups, including four meat dishes, three vegetarian dishes, one braised fish, and two soups that were very filling, with delicate fish and delicate and soft corn ribs...
These foods? They were delivered by each household a few minutes ago. They were still hot at this time. Various terrible aromas penetrated into the noses of everyone in the house very enthusiastically, making people swallow their saliva wildly.
The twins were sitting next to each other. At this time, the elder sister Xia Yuan said quietly, "In the city, this table of food? It's not even worth 3,000 points. As far as I know, the staple food of ordinary people is compressed meat patties and nutrient solution, and those high-end restaurants we often go to... I have to say? They are really unpalatable. There is no such tempting fragrance."
Jian Shang, who was used to being a driver, still put on a cool face and said coldly, "Because the meat quality is very poor, I have reminded you many times that the meat supply of those self-proclaimed high-end restaurants is either animals captured by mercenaries outside - they have already died during the long transportation, or they are dying animals used by the research institute... The reason for this situation is of course not because there is no qualified supply chain, but because the real good stuff is all supplied to those big shots."
He paused, his tone becoming strange, "At the monthly family dinner, you should have all eaten our meals. Those are the various edible meats raised on the farm... the inferior meat and vegetables that have entered the market. They are the result of the former base commander and the current Lion Boss's constant negotiations and confrontations with them."
As soon as these words were spoken, the surroundings instantly fell into deathly silence, and the atmosphere was terrifyingly depressing.
As collateral descendants of a large family or descendants who are not very popular with those in power, they can sense the flow of interests among the top leaders, but they did not expect it to be so terrible... Indeed, they have blood ties with those big shots and are part of the family. They usually have a lot of pocket money, but if something happens, they will be the first to be pushed out as a shield.
Every time there is a social unrest, a group of collateral descendants like them will die. What's more terrifying is that apart from them, most people are not aware of this.
The twin brother Xia Jiashi whispered: "Um... do we have to talk about this at the dinner table?"
As the only one from his own family present, Feng Feichi finally dared to interrupt. He excitedly picked up the chopsticks and said, "If you are too depressed, the food will become unpalatable! Eat, eat!"
"That makes sense." Others agreed.
The next second, the depressing atmosphere at the dinner table suddenly changed, as if there was a raging fire, and the looks they gave each other were faintly hostile.
The moment the first chopstick was extended, the war... began.
After a quick chat, everyone burped loudly. Someone seemed to have thought of something and asked, "I almost forgot, what do you think of this village?"
"What's up? There's no chicken or duck shit on the ground, which is great." The twin sister Xia Yuan said nonchalantly.
"The air is fresh, and there's no stinky wastewater exhaust. I quite like it." The person next to him continued.
"The village chief doesn't have much expression on his face. He seems very majestic, but he's surprisingly easy to talk to - but the little brat in his family is too annoying." Someone complained, but there was no disgust.
"Yes, very good."
"I heard that the village chief is a mud player, which is a bit funny, haha."
…
After the other nine people gave their feelings in turn, the first person to speak made a conclusion:
"So, everything went fine today, nothing happened, nothing to report. Is everyone in agreement?"
"Can."
"good."
"I have already? Throw away the communicator, do not disturb."
Before anyone else could agree, the door suddenly opened, and a man tied up all over his body was crawling on the ground like a caterpillar.
This person is Captain Ye Huahui!
Someone at the table stood up in astonishment and asked, "Captain?!"
"Why are you here? Outside, still like this - wait, if you were here? Outside, among the ten people in the room..."
The people around the round table looked at each other, and suddenly someone noticed something was wrong.
Cool guy Jian Shang looked at a seat in the corner indifferently and asked, "Why are you here?"
There was a boy wearing a hat, chewing corn frantically, and mumbling: "Because I'm hungry too."
Feng Feichi: "I'm not surprised to see it's you... What do you mean? Come back to your house to eat!"
Chu Xiuyan muttered: "The village chief can't cook, he can only make? Toxic waste?."
"But? Tell me, I've been sitting here for a long time, and you guys haven't noticed me yet... How unfamiliar are you two with each other?"
There was dead silence all around.
Captain Ye at the door answered with difficulty: "Under normal circumstances, it is not like this. We are really very reliable..."
His teammates looked at him and said in unison: "You are the most unreliable one! Why were you kidnapped?!"
Wanting to learn how to tame exotic animals, Captain Ye was accidentally tricked into being tied up like this: "... Wait for me to think of an excuse..."
At this time, Chu Xiuyan finally finished eating the corn, stood up and said to the group of people: "Since you are not comfortable living in the city, why not come and live here."
He smiled brightly. "As the captain of the Ghost Squad and the chief of the Yellowstone Underground Village, I solemnly invite you to personally build a city that suits your heart?"
......
Rejected.
The angry boy walked away with heavy steps and disappeared into the night.
In the room, everyone looked at each other, but no one spoke.
Captain Ye, who was squirming on the ground, thought to himself: I always feel that the atmosphere is a little wrong. It seems that I can't remind them to help me untie the rope... But I'm so hungry.
The next morning.
Chu Xiuyan decided to explore the Wild Boar Forest again.
[If I can find a white wild boar, does that mean I can also find a white tiger, a white bear, and a white wolf? The probability should be the same, right?]
The system asked from within: [Are you playing a card-drawing game?]
Chu Xiuyan ignored him. Just as he was about to transform into gray mist and pass through the protective shield, a figure suddenly ran over from a distance. It was Captain Ye.
Does this guy really have no brains? He didn't learn his lesson at all, and panted, "Are you going to the Forest of Exotic Beasts? Take me with you!"
Seeing the boy's disdain and suspicion, Captain Ye coughed twice and said, "As the captain of the superpower team, it is my responsibility to investigate the unusual movements of the superpower group."
"You reminded me."
Captain Ye's eyes lit up, and he suppressed his excitement and said, "Then let's get going without delay!"
Chu Xiuyan turned around and headed towards the village, saying, "Where is Feng Feichi?"
"I'm sleeping in the house."
"oh."
Captain Ye only felt a flash before his eyes, and the black-haired boy who appeared in front of him again was holding a familiar person in his hand.
"Fuck, what are you doing? You thought I was flying..."
Feng Feichi was shaken awake and yawned, his eyes half open and half closed, and then Chu Xiuyan threw it to Captain Ye. The yawn was stuck in his throat, choking him and making him cough repeatedly.
"Hey, wait..."
He was about to say something when suddenly the black-haired boy in front of him turned into gray mist and passed through the protective shield in a flash, causing him to open his eyes wide in shock.
Captain Ye, who was carrying his teammate, asked for him, "Why did you go through the protective shield like this?"
"Because I think it's very handsome." Chu Xiuyan replied.
Feng Feichi suddenly came to his senses, flapped his arms and asked Captain Ye to put him down, then he looked at Chu Xiuyan as if he was looking at a strange creature, and said, "No, what I want to ask is why it can turn into gray fog! I remember that I seemed to be able to conjure up a lot of small flying swords yesterday, as well as fast movement, strange strength, and..."
He counted the abilities of the one he saw yesterday on his fingers, and the more he counted, the more surprised he became. "Captain, don't you think he has too many abilities?"
"Really?" Captain Ye touched his head and said, "After all, he is the king of beasts, so with his status as the king, it is normal for him to have some special abilities."
"Don't act dumb at this time, Captain!"
After complaining, Feng Feichi turned and walked towards the village. He had just taken one step when he was caught by Captain Ye.
"Although I don't know what the teacher wants you to do, please come with us."
Feng Feichi: "...Hey, what did you say? You said something scary like a kidnapper! Face up to your identity. You are the captain of the A-level superpower team. You are almost ruining your image——"
There was still little light in the woods in the early morning. The three people walking in the woods did not talk to each other, and their feet made slight sounds on the soil and fallen leaves.
After a long while, Feng Feichi, who was forcibly pulled over, finally couldn't hold back his curiosity and asked, "What are you doing in the Forest of Exotic Beasts?"
Chu Xiuyan: "Looking for White Wild Boar No. 2."
Captain Ye: "Learn how to tame the strange beasts... No, investigate the behavior changes of the strange beasts."
Feng Feichi was strangely silent for a while, then asked, "Then why am I in the Forest of Exotic Beasts?"
Chu Xiuyan stopped walking when he heard this, turned around abruptly, patted Feng Feichi's shoulder vigorously, and said with a bright smile: "You are the most indispensable person among us!"
Captain Ye agreed without thinking: "What the teacher said is right."
"Captain, have you lost all your shame?"
Although he said so, Feng Feichi still felt a little embarrassed to be praised all of a sudden, but of course he was more happy, so he asked: "So what do you need me to do?"
Three minutes later?
“Help me, you two bastards! How can you treat your indispensable companions like this?”
Once again tied up and hung on a tree, Feng Feichi swung his legs vigorously in the air, shouting a string of curses that were worthy of mosaics.
Chu Xiuyan and Captain Ye squatted in the bushes not far away, put their hands together and shouted, "I believe you can solve our problems!!"
"What kind of solution is this, you bastard devil!"
Just as Chu Xiuyan was about to speak, the ground suddenly shook, followed by a deep roar from not far away.
A brown-gray bear was moving among the trees, its figure looming. If it stood up, it would be more than three meters tall. Its scarlet eyes were staring straight at Feng Feichi who was hanging on the tree, and it was approaching faster and faster.
"It's a bear. Have you fought one before? One? It's nothing interesting."
Chu Xiuyan sighed, and Captain Ye next to him was particularly happy.
"Catch him and raise him!"
"You like exotic animals?"
"Yes, otherwise why would I leave my comfortable life in the inner area and run to a dangerous place? It's all for the exotic beasts! Don't you think they are very interesting? They are obviously animals, but they have the possibility of infinite evolution... But my family members are against my hobby and even forbid me to raise exotic beasts, so I have to run out myself..."
Feng Feichi continued to scream: "Stop chatting at this time! Come and save me——"
Chu Xiuyan continued to talk to Captain Ye. "If you like exotic animals, have you ever tried them? The meat of exotic animals? I don't dare to ask others, for fear of being scolded."
"I heard? Has anyone tried it? The flesh and blood of exotic beasts contains blood crystal energy, so if normal people eat the meat of exotic beasts, the possibility of being contaminated may be greatly increased... Ordinary animals in the wild? In fact, they also have more or less blood crystal energy, so they taste very strange."
Captain Ye said? He then added in a low voice, "But the meat in your village is delicious."
Chu Xiuyan: “Slurp.”
Feng Feichi looked at the two unreliable companions and gave up screaming. Just before the bear pounced on him, he used his waist and abdomen to swing violently back and forth, like a swing, and threw himself up high. Then, he clamped his legs on the branches above, struggling to maintain the upside-down posture, and roared loudly:
"I'm going to go back and tell Village Chief Zhang that you used me as bait to hang on a tree to catch a bear—"
Upon hearing this, Chu Xiuyan leaped out instantly and kicked the bear away with a flying kick, breaking many tree trunks along the way and raising a large amount of dust.
And he was standing under the tree, and he softened his voice towards Feng Feichi on the tree, saying kindly: "Don't be angry, come down and I will explain it to you."
"No, I'll die if I come down." Feng Feichi looked at the boy and felt a chill on his back. His instinct made him shake his head frantically and refuse to get down from the tree.
Chu Xiuyan smiled kindly, and then? He threw a punch.
There was a sharp explosion in the air, and the next second, a hole was smashed in the giant tree, and the whole tree began to tilt slowly, and then? It suddenly fell to the ground, raising a large cloud of thick smoke.
Then the scream from the tree sounded again: "Are you a humanoid robot demolition machine——"
Ten minutes later?
Chu Xiuyan and Captain Ye stood in front of the grizzly bear tied to the tree trunk, observing and thinking attentively.
A few meters away was Feng Feichi, who was sitting with a gray head and a dirt face, panting under a tree.
"I personally don't like bears." Chu Xiuyan pinched his chin and said, "A long time ago, my mother told me a bedtime story. It said that on a snowy night, there was a knock on the door of a cabin where only one person lived. The owner of the cabin thought it was a traveler and opened the door, and then he was eaten - outside the cabin was a bear that imitated humans knocking on the door. Ah, but it seems to be a different species? Polar bear? Grizzly bear?"
He tilted his head, struggling with some very strange things.
Feng Feichi complained: "Why do I remember Village Chief Zhang saying that you lost your memory? You are like a child and you don't understand anything?"
Chu Xiuyan looked at him, "The 'mom' in my words just now can be mom, dad, grandma or someone like that, or even a wardrobe that can speak out your true feelings. Do you really have to reveal that I have no past memories and use this to poke the scar in my heart?"
Feng Feichi apologized subconsciously: "I'm sorry..."
Captain Ye was rubbing the fur of the grizzly bear and said, "Teacher, how can I tame this strange beast? In the past, we killed this kind of beast directly because it was too wild and would not obey humans. Although we occasionally keep some small strange beasts in captivity, they would rather starve to death than obey within three days."
Chu Xiuyan is still here? Confused about what kind of bear it is, he casually replied: "Use? Love to influence it?"
Captain Ye was a little confused. To be honest, he had never tried this trick. He had learned various methods since he was a child, but he had never learned the method of "using love to influence the enemy".
So he said to himself: "Love? I'll try..."
He took out some dried meat, rushed over with a smile on his face, and shouted, "My dear little cutie, Daddy has some food here~"
Baji.
With a slight sound, the grizzly bear bit off half of Captain Ye's head.
Chu Xiuyan is still here? Thinking about what kind of bear was knocking on the door on a snowy night, [Didn’t my mom tell me? Ah!]
The system said in a flat tone: [There is a person in front of you who is about to be eaten by a bear. ]
Feng Feichi still remembered that Captain Ye had handed the boy vines to tie him up, and he smiled sinisterly: "Turn into excrement, Captain."
"Your friendship is such that you laugh every time you meet."
"You are the least qualified to say that!!"
Chu Xiuyan pretended not to hear and punched the grizzly bear hard in the stomach, causing it to vomit out Captain Ye's head.
Captain Ye's forehead was bleeding slowly, his face was covered with smelly and sticky saliva, but he was extremely excited. "According to the bite force of a grizzly bear, that bite just now could have directly bitten through my head, but it didn't do that. So can it understand the love expressed in human language?!"
Feng Feichi complained quietly, "Captain, that bear is obviously afraid that if it really bites you to death, it will be killed by a certain black-haired devil."
Chu Xiuyan turned his head and looked at him, his face full of innocence: "What?"
"Don't act cute. You know that one of the images of the devil is a sheep, right?!" Feng Feichi shrank his neck, but was unusually brave to complain.
Just before they were about to start cursing at each other, the grizzly bear suddenly made a whining sound, and its head occasionally turned in a certain direction, but its eyes were always facing Chu Xiuyan. After several times, Chu Xiuyan seemed to understand something.
"You want to lead us to a place?"
The Grizzlies nodded repeatedly? .
Captain Ye's IQ was online at this time, and he said calmly: "We can't lower our guard against a strange beast that can understand human language and has human-like behavior... It? It's very likely to lead us into a trap."
Chu Xiuyan said? : "It's not us, it's me."
"but......"
"If that's a trap, bringing Feng Feichi with me will obviously put us in greater danger. I don't want to be affected by the Death is Coming debuff at all times. But leaving him alone? Aren't you afraid that he'll be taken away by a monster on the way back to the village?"
Feng Feichi asked faintly: "What am I? A humanoid pendant?"
"You are our indispensable and important companion!"
Chu Xiuyan shouted exaggeratedly, then paused and looked at Captain Ye, "Let me ask, are your companions still there?"
Captain Ye coughed twice and said, "Feng Feichi and I are quite familiar with each other... Although you can easily move around in the exotic forest, accidents always come unexpectedly. I don't think I am a burden. I will come back to find you after I bring Feng Feichi back to the village. Don't wander around and wait for me to come back."
Chu Xiuyan agreed readily.
After Captain Ye carried Feng Feichi and disappeared quickly into the forest, the boy turned around quickly, humming a light tune, and followed the grizzly bear into the depths of the forest like walking a dog.
After an unknown amount of time, I could vaguely hear various roars of animals. The grizzly bear suddenly stopped moving and opened its mouth quickly, apparently intending to roar for help.
Chu Xiuyan quickly picked up a stone from the ground and stuffed it into the grizzly bear's mouth, tied it to the tree trunk, and then used his legs to jump to the top of the tree and look not far away.
The next second, the pupils constricted.
I saw hundreds of various exotic animals gathered in the clearing in the woods a few hundred meters away, from those flying in the sky to those swimming in the water, from those as big as elephants to those densely packed with bees...
The boy's eyes quickly scanned back and forth? Once, and then? fixed directly on? a certain place.
[White lions, my God, there are actually white lions in the woods. Did they migrate from the grassland? ]
Then, he looked to the side happily, his eyes lit up, [White wild boar! White monkey! And white wolf! ]
【This is heaven. 】
He sighed at the system.
Just as he was about to look for some vines around him to bring back the magical gift, he suddenly saw a golden light in the corner of his eyes, as if some extraordinary creature was walking slowly in front of the curtain.
The strange beasts around them dispersed to form an open space. In the middle of the beasts walked a giant monkey taller than a human. Its hair seemed to glow under the sunlight, dazzling and brilliant.
More importantly, it? was wearing human clothes, holding a wooden stick in its hand, like the leader of this group of strange beasts?
【Great Sage!!!】
"My colorful sunshine UR card——"
The young man yelled heartbreakingly, then jumped off the treetop and rushed towards the herd of strange beasts.
At this moment, the aura emanating from him was extremely terrifying, and even completely suppressed the aura of the hundreds of strange beasts that had gathered, shocking them so much that they were stunned on the spot.
The system said quietly: [Let me analyze the psychological activities of this group of strange beasts - who is the villain? ]
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