Shu Bai suddenly exerted force and swiftly and decisively ripped Li Yuheng off him.
“My den won’t do.” He stood up, quickly shook off the grass clippings from his fur, and said firmly.
Li Yuheng was thrown to the ground and rolled half a circle before lying down, his tail swaying slowly behind him, completely unsurprised by the outcome.
"Alright. Come to my place and sleep with me for one night."
Shu Bai: "...?"
He really couldn't keep up with this stupid dog's thought process.
Just moments ago, she was determined to squeeze into his parcel locker, but after being refused, she immediately changed her tune and demanded that he come to her door.
Li Yuheng saw that Shu Bai remained silent.
Okay, it seems that conventional methods are not working.
He took a deep breath, mentally prepared himself for a while, and finally decided to use the ultimate tactic—shamelessness.
Shu Bai is currently undergoing training, and every opportunity to break the seal is extremely precious.
But last night, I still used it.
Just to get him, who was completely drunk, back to that broken sofa.
To be honest, he truly deserves to be called the first good brother of Li Yuheng, who has the best vision in the universe.
He knew he hadn't misjudged the cat!
OK.
Since the cat has gone this far, what is there for Li Yuheng to maintain?
Face? What's that?
Could I trade it for sleeping in the same bed as my best buddy?
Can it bring back that kind of baby-like sleep?
cannot!
So, no thanks!
Why should I care about saving face in front of my best buddy!
Achieving the goal is the only important thing!
I'm here, in a sleep like I've been dead!
Thus, Li Yuheng appears to be wearing a mask of shamelessness, but in reality, he is removing his disguise.
He lunged forward, his two front paws grabbing one of Shu Bai's front legs, and the whole dog almost hung on it.
"I don't care! You just hurt my fragile heart! You have to make it up to me! My place is big and comfortable! It even has half a beat-up sofa! It's a hundred times better than your tin cabinet!"
Shu Bai froze, stunned by his sudden, shameless act, and tried to pull her leg away: "?! Let go!"
"I won't let go!" Li Yuheng hugged him even tighter, rubbing his head against his leg. "I won't let go unless you agree! I'll sleep on your lap tonight!"
"??? You believe I'll scratch your dog face right now?"
"Scratch me! Scratch me all you want!" Li Yuheng went all out, sticking out his neck. "Remember to come sleep in my bed after you're done! Otherwise, I'll hang on your lap every day!"
Shu Bai was so angry at this bastard that she almost laughed: "What?! What exactly do you want?"
"Go to sleep! I already said it's compensation! What's wrong with Good Friend Dog wanting to sleep with Good Friend Cat? Are you hiding something?"
"You big idiot!" Shu Bai finally lost her temper and raised her other paw to slap Li Yuheng on the forehead.
Li Yuheng took the beating and continued wailing, "Hitting is a sign of affection! The more you hit me, the deeper our relationship is! We have to sleep together tonight!"
"roll!"
"I won't leave! Unless you agree!"
Why should I agree?
"Because you just laughed at me! Because you stood by and watched me die! Because we're brothers! Good brothers share joys and sorrows! I'll give you half of my nest!"
Shu Bai stared at the dog's head hanging on his leg: "I'll count to three. One."
"Counting to one hundred won't help!" Li Yuheng clung on tightly. "I'm sticking with you today!"
"two."
"Count! Count until you're hoarse, but I won't let go!"
Shu Bai took a deep breath and squeezed out through clenched teeth: "Three."
As soon as the number was finished, he suddenly lowered his head and bit down on Li Yuheng's front paw that was holding his leg.
"Damn it!" Li Yuheng cried out in pain and instinctively loosened his grip.
Taking advantage of the opportunity, Shu Bai quickly withdrew and retreated, creating distance between them.
Li Yuheng covered his bitten paw: "You really bit me?"
"Otherwise what? Are you kidding me?"
"Fine! You're ruthless!" Li Yuheng jumped up, shook his fur, and said, "Then I'll try something else."
He lay down on his stomach, his two front paws crossed and supporting his chin, looking pitiful as he gazed longingly at Shu Bai.
"Please~ Just for one night~ I promise I won't snore or grind my teeth~"
Shu Bai: "..."
"Li Yuheng! Can't you be normal for once?!"
Is this some kind of aftereffect from drinking fake alcohol?!
It's like he's gone completely insane!
Shu Bai turned and ran, but Li Yuheng immediately stuck to him like a piece of chewing gum.
A cat and a dog started circling around an old locust tree.
"Are you ever going to stop?!" Shu Bai shouted as he ran.
"This isn't over!" Li Yuheng pressed on relentlessly. "You're not getting away until you agree to my demands today!"
"roll!"
"I won't leave!"
They circled the tree trunk quickly, kicking up a cloud of dust.
Li Yuheng inexplicably started singing: "Tears of Dreams ~ Handsome Face ~"
Shu Bai stumbled and cried out, "What kind of rubbish are you singing?!"
"So fitting!" Li Yuheng sang as he ran, "Aren't we just holding a 'Dream Tears Ceremony' for the tree? Going around in circles~"
"Screw the ceremony! Shut up!"
…
night.
Shu Bai squatted expressionlessly in front of the broken sofa, watching Li Yuheng happily rolling around on it.
"Hehehe..." Li Yuheng buried his head in the sofa cushion, his tail wagging loudly.
Being shameless is really useful.
He made up his mind: from now on, what face would he have to show in front of Shu Bai?
As long as the goal is achieved.
Anyway, this cat may curse fiercely, but it never actually kills.
Such leniency is too much to pass up; it would be a disservice to the wisdom of the Crown Prince of the Underworld if we didn't take advantage of it!
Shu Bai coldly watched the cheerful brown and white figure on the sofa.
He came here tonight for two reasons.
First, after this stupid dog falls asleep, he'll use his demonic power to examine his brain. He strongly suspects that the punch he received last night left some kind of aftereffect.
Second, break that impulsive contract and verify your guess.
After rolling around enough, Li Yuheng lay on his back with his four paws in the air, glancing smugly at Shu Bai: "How about it? Isn't my nest a hundred times more comfortable than your tin cabinet?"
Shu Bai scoffed, "It smells like dog."
"So what if it smells like dog? It's all-natural and additive-free!" Li Yuheng patted the empty seat next to him forcefully. "Come on! I saved you the best spot!"
Shu Bai didn't move, but narrowed his eyes: "Are you sure?"
"certainly!"
"Okay." Shu Bai jumped onto the sofa. "Then you'd better behave yourself."
“I’m always the most honest person,” Li Yuheng said confidently, then added, “However, I might be a little restless in my sleep. If I accidentally kick you in the middle of the night, don’t mind. Of course, it won’t matter if you do mind.”
Shu Bai: "...It seems you've already found your perfect burial site."
Li Yuheng pretended not to hear and happily settled down.
Tonight, he will be able to experience that baby-like sleep again!
Each harboring their own ulterior motives, the two maintained a delicate distance on the tattered sofa.
Li Yuheng secretly glanced at Shu Bai.
The cat was squatting upright, showing no intention of lying down.
"Hey," he couldn't help but ask, "are you planning to just squat here all night?"
"I sleep like this."
"You're kidding me! Don't cats always sleep curled up?"
"I am a special cat."
"...I'm still a very special dog."
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Everyone, plans have changed, it might reach over 600,000 words. Oh well, I accidentally wrote too much about the best friends (cats and dogs). Let's just make it 660,000 words then.
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