Locomotive: (Rubbing hands together, pulling out a small notebook, and revealing a mischievous smile) Good afternoon, both of you. Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedules (mainly Shu Bai is busy, Heng Zi, you always seem to have a lot of free time) to grant me this interview. Because the previous chapter has been delayed in passing the review, I've included some multiple-choice questions. Please answer honestly and quickly! No whispering allowed! Heng Zi, especially, you are not allowed to answer for Shu Bai!
Li Yuheng: (Putting his arm around Shu Bai's shoulder, beaming with pride) Don't worry! My little Shu Bai and I are on the same wavelength, our answers will definitely be the same! Right?
Shu Bai: (Expressionless) Let's begin.
Locomotive: First question, a warm-up. In the ABO world, during the vulnerable period, one desires even more:
A. The other party's pheromones
b. To do this and that to the other party and then do that and that again.
Li Yuheng: (Instantly answers) B! Is that even a question?! Option A is just an appetizer, or even less, just an aperitif—
Shubai: (calmly interrupting) A.
Li Yuheng: You're lying! You clearly did it later too—
Shu Bai: (Gives a sharp look) That's a follow-up. The initial requirement is peace and quiet. Next question.
Locomotive: Tsk tsk tsk. Question 2. If the other person suddenly becomes an omega (or beta), what's your first reaction?
A: Great! We can finally mark them! We don't have to worry about pheromone fighting anymore!
b. No! I love the real you! Change back now!
Li Yuheng (suddenly puts on sunglasses, slightly raises his chin, his voice slightly hoarse): For me, of course I'd choose B.
Shubai: ...b. Li Yuheng, put away your bubbly sounds.
Locomotive (suppressing laughter): Question 3! This is a bit exciting! I prefer being forced to watch:
A. The other person is having a passionate encounter with someone else.
b. The other party staged a tragic, life-or-death separation drama with someone else.
Li Yuheng (standing up): Which bastard dares?! I'll twist his head off! Passionate scenes? Melodramatic scenes? No way! I'll gouge his eyes out! My Shubai can only act with me!
Shu Bai (frowning): ...None of them are allowed.
Li Yuheng (hugging Shu Bai): Wife! You really were worried about me! Don't worry! I'm yours in life and in death! I'll never pretend with anyone else! I only have you!
Locomotive: ...Question 4! The most attractive part of the other person's body:
A. Adam's apple
b. Collarbone
Li Yuheng (his gaze instantly fixed on Shu Bai's neck, blurting out): A, it has to be A! Especially when he tilts his head back slightly to drink water, or when I... cough cough, that line, that rolling... hiss hiss... (starts to fall into fantasy) Of course, his collarbone is also very sexy, and there's a mole on it. The first world directly hooked me.
Shu Bai (ears slightly red, tone dangerous): Li, Yu, Heng.
Li Yuheng (feigning ignorance): Hmm? What's wrong? Shu Bai, what do you think is the sexiest part of me?
Shubai (cold-hearted): ...when you shut up.
Li Yuheng (rounding down to his own perception that he is sexy from head to toe): ... (raising an eyebrow and showing off to the train engine)
Locomotive (trying hard not to laugh out loud): Question 5! Even more cheesy! When the other person is emotional:
A. The sound makes you even more unable to resist.
b. Her expression makes it even harder for you to resist.
Li Yuheng (without hesitation): A! My wife is usually cold and aloof, but back then her voice was hoarse and soft, and she even pleaded with a hint of crying... mmm mmm!! (Her microphone was manually muted by Shu Bai, who pinched her beak into a duck's mouth)
Shu Bai (striking with his hand): ...If you want to die, just say so.
Li Yuheng (struggling to speak): ...To dedicate oneself to art! Tell the truth, okay?
Shu Bai (releasing his grip, taking a deep breath, and staring blankly into the void): ...Next question. (Clearly refusing to answer)
Locomotive: OK, question six! Prefer:
A. The other person takes the initiative to act coquettishly.
b. The other person is jealous
Li Yuheng (upon hearing this, his initial excitement vanished instantly, and he leaned back lazily into the sofa, a smug, almost arrogant smile playing on his lips): Heh, this question—(He glanced at the seemingly indifferent Shu Bai beside him, lowering his voice knowingly, each word dripping with boastfulness) Actively acting cute? Hmm…sometimes…he's quite naturally gifted at it, and when he starts begging and acting adorable, it's pretty irresistible. I choose A. (He shrugged, as if this was a routine task for him, a Versailles-like performance.)
Shu Bai (with a sneer): ...He'll only go crazy. (Meaning that Li Yuheng is abnormal in both states) ...If forced to choose, he'll be jealous. (At least it proves that this idiot's attention is still on him)
Li Yuheng: Oh~ My wife likes me to be jealous~ Oh, you should have said so earlier~ I'll be jealous every day from now on, from today onwards I'm the reincarnation of a jealous person.
Sparse white space: ...
Locomotive (looking at the next question, trying to remain calm, his heart pounding, hands trembling): Okay, question seven… (taking a deep breath) I prefer:
A. Forced GC
b. Prohibit GC
(After asking the question, immediately pretend to look at the ceiling)
The air froze instantly.
Li Yuheng: (Suddenly sits up straight, sunglasses slip down to the tip of his nose, revealing shocked eyes) ...Playing this far?!
Shu Bai: (Silence) Train Head, are you... really short on material lately? Didn't you get stuck on your latest chapter for over ten hours and still haven't finished it? Are you going to get stuck again?
Locomotive: (A little nervous, about to have some loofah soup) ...It's all just procedure! You two can choose not to answer.
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