Li Yuheng was fast asleep, a faint smile still lingering on his lips, as if he were dreaming of something wonderful.
Shu Bai gently pushed the door open and entered, his dark eyes staring at the sleeping man on the bed, his gaze gloomy and complex.
He gently raised his hand, his fingertips gleaming with a dim light.
The art of entering dreams.
This is one of his abilities as a dungeon boss: he can peer into anyone's dreams.
He wanted to see what secrets this seemingly unkillable variable held.
The black mist slowly enveloped Li Yuheng's head. Shu Bai closed his eyes, his consciousness sinking into the other's dream.
The next second, he suddenly opened his eyes, his face instantly turning bright red.
"you……!"
In the dream, Li Yuheng was holding his adult version, tossing him high into the air like a ball and catching him again, while cheerfully calling out, "Wife Feifei~"
What's even more outrageous is that every time he catches him, Li Yuheng takes the opportunity to give him a loud kiss on the cheek, kissing the left side first and then the right, making a really loud sound.
"My wife smells so good!"
"My wife is so soft!"
"Wife, fly one more time!"
In the dream, Shu Bai's face was flushed red from being kissed, and she struggled to get down: "Put me down! Li Yuheng! Are you looking for death?!"
Li Yuheng not only refused to let go, but hugged her even tighter, smiling broadly: "I won't let go! My wife is mine to hug however I want!"
After saying that, he gave her another loud "kiss" on the forehead.
Shu Bai in real life: "..."
He abruptly withdrew his hand, and the black mist instantly dissipated, his small face filled with shock and embarrassment.
That's a pervert!
I actually dreamt about him...!
Shu Bai was so angry that her hands trembled, and she wished she could strangle this shameless guy right now.
But then I thought, I've already tried to kill him ten times on the plane and failed each time...
Shu Bai took a deep breath and forced herself to calm down.
He stared at Li Yuheng's sleeping face, then suddenly narrowed his eyes and a cold smile curled at the corner of his mouth.
Since we can't kill him, then...
The sparse white hand once again emanated black mist; this time, he directly altered Li Yuheng's dream.
In his dream, Li Yuheng was happily preparing to kiss his wife again when suddenly Shu Bai in his arms turned into a round, pink pig with a "pop".
Li Yuheng: "???"
The little pig, Shubai, grunted twice at him and slapped his face with its little hooves.
In reality, Shu Bai watched with satisfaction as Li Yuheng frowned in his sleep, a smile unconsciously creeping onto his lips.
However, his smile froze on his face before it lasted even two seconds.
In the dream, Li Yuheng paused for a second, then his eyes lit up, and he excitedly spun around in circles, hugging the little pig Shu Bai: "Wow! My wife is so cute even as a little pig!"
"Smack!" Another kiss landed on the little pig's nose.
"It's so pink and tender, perfect for braising!"
Little Pig Shubai: "???"
Shu Bai in real life: "..."
He was so angry that he waved his hand and changed the dream again.
This time, the little pig turned into a ferocious crocodile.
Li Yuheng blinked as he looked at the crocodile that had suddenly appeared in his arms, and then...
"Wow! Crocodile wife! So cool!" He hugged the crocodile tightly and rubbed against its rough skin. "Come on, give me a kiss!"
Crocodile Shu Bai: "..."
The real-life example of Shu Bai is utterly speechless.
Is there something wrong with this person?!
How can I kiss him no matter what he becomes?!
Shu Bai, refusing to believe in superstition, waved his hand, and the "Shu Bai" in the dream transformed into a hedgehog, a poisonous snake, and a dung beetle in succession...
Li Yuheng's reaction was always the same.
"My wife is so special!"
"Even the way my wife pushes a dung ball is so charming!"
"Smack!"
In reality, Shu Bai finally broke down, slapping Li Yuheng's forehead with her small hand and forcibly exiting the dream.
He was panting, his ears were bright red, whether from anger or embarrassment, it was hard to tell.
On the bed, Li Yuheng groggily opened his eyes and met Shu Bai's gloomy face.
"Hey, Xiao Shubai?" He rubbed his eyes, grinning broadly. "Coming to see me in the middle of the night, wanting to sleep together?"
Shu Bai stared at him coldly, then suddenly reached out and pinched his face: "What did you dream about just now?"
Li Yuheng remained calm despite having his face pinched, and instead smiled and said, "I dreamt about you."
"Specific content."
"Well..." Li Yuheng blinked, looking completely innocent, "It's just some innocent parent-child interactions?"
"Parent and child?!" Shu Bai tightened his grip.
Li Yuheng pretended to think for a moment: "Then... let's see your seventy-two transformations?"
Shu Bai: "...Go to hell."
He let go of her hand and turned to leave, but Li Yuheng grabbed him.
"Since you're already here, don't rush off." Li Yuheng smiled like a creepy uncle trying to kidnap a child. "Big brother will tell you a bedtime story~"
Shu Bai struggled violently: "Let go!"
"I won't let you in~" Li Yuheng said shamelessly, "Unless you tell me why you sneaked into my room in the middle of the night?"
Shu Bai's face stiffened for a moment, then returned to its cold expression: "Just passing by."
"Oh? Just passing by?" Li Yuheng raised an eyebrow. "Then how did you know I was staying here?"
Shu Bai: "..."
Li Yuheng suddenly leaned closer: "I know, you... you've been secretly watching me, haven't you? You like me? You've fallen in love with me? Love that kills?"
His pale face instantly turned as black as the bottom of a pot. He abruptly pulled his hand back and turned to leave.
Li Yuheng reacted quickly, scooped the person back, and pressed them onto the bed, wrapping them up in the blanket like a silkworm.
"Let go!" Shu Bai struggled under the covers, her voice muffled.
Li Yuheng rested his chin on one hand and looked at him with a smile: "Apple U, there are consequences for trespassing in the middle of the night."
Shu Bai glared at him coldly: "What do you want?"
Li Yuheng pretended to be deep in thought: "Hmm... let me think..."
His eyes suddenly lit up: "I've got it! You can be my body pillow for one night, and then we can forget about it!"
Shu Bai: "..."
His dark eyes gleamed with murderous intent: "You're asking for death."
Li Yuheng ignored him, pulling him and the blanket into his arms, snuggling against him comfortably: "Wow, Xiao Shubai is so soft and cuddly, much nicer to touch than a crocodile~"
"Let me tell you... I just had a very special dream. I dreamt that you turned into a pink pig, it was so cute, and I kissed it several times."
Shu Bai: "..."
Li Yuheng continued to add fuel to the fire: "Later, the little pig turned into a crocodile, a hedgehog, a poisonous snake... and finally even turned into a dung beetle!"
He said with a wistful look, "The way he pushed the dung ball was so cute."
Shu Bai finally lost his temper, and a cloud of black mist burst out from under the covers!
"Bang!"
The adult version of Shu Bai burst out from under the covers, grabbed Li Yuheng's shoulders with both hands, and slammed him hard onto the bed.
"Has your brain been pickled in dung? Didn't the dung beetle in your dream teach you to shut up?" His voice was icy, his black hair hanging down, gleaming with a dark luster in the moonlight.
Li Yuheng laughed even more brightly: "Hey, you really can grow up with anger?"
He reached out and touched the pale face: "The adult version definitely feels better~"
Shu Bai: "..."
He took a deep breath and told himself to stay calm.
This freak is unkillable; it's not worth getting yourself worked up over.
"Who exactly are you?" Shu Bai demanded coldly. "Why can you retain your memories? Why can't you be killed? What is your purpose?"
Li, somewhat shy and bashful, said, "I'm your husband."
Answer carefully!
"I'm very serious," Li Yuheng said innocently. "I was in my past life, I am in this life, and I will be in the next life."
Continue read on readnovelmtl.com