One weekday afternoon, the hashtag #LiYuhengShubaiGetsMarriageCertificate# suddenly appeared at the top of the trending searches.
The blogger who broke the news only posted a blurry photo: at the entrance of the Civil Affairs Bureau, Li Yuheng was stuffing a peeled lollipop into Shu Bai's mouth, and the matching rings on their ring fingers were reflecting the sunlight.
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[Am I blind?? Didn't these two retire from the entertainment industry to go farming?!]
[Wait, so after the variety show ended, they got married together?!]
[Hengshu CP fans are ecstatic! Happy New Year, everyone!]
Meanwhile, Li Yuheng, one of the male protagonists of the incident, was squatting in the vegetable garden, happily picking tomatoes, with the warm afternoon sun shining on him.
My phone suddenly started vibrating wildly, with a barrage of message notifications, and finally it froze on the lock screen.
"What's going on?"
He raised an eyebrow, casually wiped his muddy hands on his pants, restarted his phone, and opened the trending topics.
The moment I unlocked my phone, a trending topic popped up on Weibo: #LiYuhengShuBaiGetsMarriageCertificate# (This is a trending topic and doesn't need to be translated.)
His heart skipped a beat. He clicked on the link and saw that the first post from the blogger who broke the news featured a picture of them at the entrance of the Civil Affairs Bureau that morning.
"Wow, who took this picture..." he muttered under his breath, but couldn't help but smile. "They made me look so blurry, it doesn't do justice to my handsome face at all!"
Although the photo was blurry, the Civil Affairs Bureau sign and the cola-flavored lollipop he handed over were clearly visible.
"Shu Bai!" He rushed into the house, phone in hand. "We've been photographed!"
The kitchen was filled with the tangy, spicy, and pungent aroma of pickled peppers, making one's mouth water.
Shu Bai, wearing the little yellow duck apron that Li Yuheng had bought, was facing away from him, stacking chopped chili peppers into a glass jar: "What are you yelling about? Can't you see I'm busy?"
At that moment, all he could think about was the jar of pickled chicken feet that was about to be finished.
"Look at this!" Li Yuheng shoved her phone in front of him, beaming with pride. "Someone took a picture of us getting our marriage certificate. Even though it's blurry, we're both good-looking, so our features still look great!"
Shu Bai was so bothered by his noise that she could barely spare a glance at her phone screen.
Upon seeing this, his brows immediately furrowed.
"...What kind of crap is this being filmed?"
He pointed at the screen with disdain, "The resolution is so low it looks like a mosaic. Anyone who didn't know better would think we got our marriage certificate in some underground black market."
It really lowered their standards.
Seeing Shu Bai's reaction, Li Yuheng was delighted and immediately seized the opportunity, dramatically echoing her sentiments:
"Exactly! You made my wife look bad in the photos! Look at the composition, the lighting, it's an insult to our looks!"
As he spoke, he took out his phone and pulled out a high-definition wedding photo from his album: "If you're going to post something, post this one. Let them see what divine beauty looks like!"
Hehe, he, Li Yuheng, will soon be able to officially announce that he has a wife!
Let those silly netizens suck their fingers in envy!
Shu Bai paused in his movements, squinting as he sized up Li Yuheng's arrogant demeanor.
“Wait a minute,” he put down the glass jar completely, squeezed out a pump of hand sanitizer and started washing his hands. Then he turned around and stared directly at Li Yuheng. “Li Yuheng, you wouldn’t be…doing this on purpose, would you?”
Li Yuheng said he didn't understand: "What do you mean by 'intentionally'? What are you talking about, Teacher Shu Bai?"
He's been found out? No way? Has his acting deteriorated?
Shu Bai wasn't buying it at all and began to calmly recount the details of this morning: "As soon as we left the Civil Affairs Bureau, you inexplicably tried to give me a lollipop, saying something like 'Eat something sweet to relieve tension.'"
He scoffed, "Everything's already registered, why would I be nervous?"
“And when we first arrived at the Civil Affairs Bureau,” Shu Bai continued, “they dawdled for ages, refusing to go in. One minute they said they needed to tidy their clothes, the next they said the sun was too bright and they wanted to bask in it a little longer, and then they insisted on taking dozens of selfies with me…”
The more he talked, the more something seemed off. Combined with Li Yuheng's overly excited behavior, the truth was practically on the verge of being revealed.
He suddenly reached out and grabbed Li Yuheng's ear, applying slight pressure, his tone dangerous: "Tell me! Did you arrange for paparazzi to be waiting at the door all along, just to film this scene?"
[Because I'm revising the previous chapters, I've reached my word limit for today (」???)? I'll add 4000 words to this chapter tomorrow... The fish cried, the water knows; I cried, who knows? (Smoking a cigarette with a weary expression) Please don't post comments here, because I'll delete this part when I revise the story tomorrow~]
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