Li Yuheng lay on the edge of the bed, his body stiff as a board.
Shu Bai's breath fell evenly on his neck, an arm was across his chest, and a leg was pressing domineeringly on his knee.
The moonlight outside the window was like water, shining on Shu Bai's sleeping face. Her eyelashes cast fine shadows, and the corners of her mouth were slightly upturned, making her look completely different from her cold and aloof appearance during the day.
Li Yuheng felt that he was about to collapse.
Although Shu Bai bought a large house, strangely, it only had one bedroom.
He has been sharing a bed with Shu Bai for many, many, many, many days.
If it were just normal sleeping, it wouldn't be a problem, but Shu Bai's sleeping posture was completely different from his usual self. He always liked to hold Li Yuheng tightly and wouldn't let go, which made Li Yuheng almost collapse.
Li Yuheng stared at the ceiling, silently reciting the Heart-Cleansing Mantra for the 108th time in his heart.
Who can withstand this?
He, the prince of the underworld and a top superstar, has actually fallen to this state, sleeping in the arms of his beloved every day, yet he doesn't even have a title!
A mechanical voice from 0090 sounded faintly: "Your Highness, your heart is beating too fast. We suggest you calm down."
Li Yuheng roared inwardly, "Calm down my ass! You try it yourself!"
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Shu Bai seemed to be dreaming about something; she tightened her arms around him, her nose brushing against Li Yuheng's collarbone, and let out a satisfied hum.
Li Yuheng held his breath instantly, feeling all the blood rushing to one place.
This is terrible.
He carefully moved away, trying to escape this sweet torment.
As soon as he moved, Shu Bai frowned, pulled his arms tighter, and mumbled something indistinctly: "...Don't move."
Li Yuheng: "..."
He resignedly lay down, stared at the ceiling, and began to contemplate life.
This can't go on.
He had to figure out a way, either to stop Shu Bai from this unconscious flirting, or...
Li Yuheng narrowed his eyes, mentally considering various "unexpected" possibilities.
For example, "accidentally" rolling over and pressing down on Shu Bai, or "unintentionally" brushing against a certain part, or...
No, no, that's too despicable!
He Li Yuheng is an upright and honorable man, how could he do such a thing?
But……
Shu Bai's leg moved up a little more, her knee pressing against the inside of his thigh.
Li Yuheng gasped, nearly dying on the spot.
What a scheming woman! All she does is seduce him every day!
They said they'd think about it the day the variety show ended, but I still haven't received a reply.
“Shubai…” he whispered through gritted teeth, “If you continue like this, I’m not going to be a gentleman anymore.”
Shu Bai, of course, couldn't hear anything and was still sleeping soundly, even burying his face in Li Yuheng's neck, his warm breath spraying onto his sensitive skin.
Li Yuheng closed his eyes and silently recited in his heart: Form is emptiness, emptiness is form...
When he read it for the third time, Shu Bai suddenly moved, and his lips inadvertently brushed against his Adam's apple.
Li Yuheng suddenly opened his eyes, grabbed Shu Bai's wrist, and gritted his teeth: "Shu Bai, you did this on purpose, didn't you?"
Startled awake, Shu Bai groggily opened her eyes and met Li Yuheng's face, which was inches away from hers: "...Hmm?"
Li Yuheng stared at his sleepy eyes, his Adam's apple bobbing: "Do you know what you look like when you sleep?"
Shu Bai blinked, seemingly not fully awake yet: "...What like?"
Li Yuheng took a deep breath and said, word by word, "Like an eight-clawed fish."
Shu Bai: "..."
He looked down at his current position, his whole body almost hanging on Li Yuheng, his arms around the other's waist, and his legs pressing down on the other's knees.
Shu Bai slowly withdrew his hands and feet, turned over and faced away from Li Yuheng, and said in a flat tone: "Oh, then you can sleep on the floor."
Li Yuheng: "...?"
He stared at the back of Shu Bai's head, his teeth itching with anger: "Teacher Shu Bai, isn't there something wrong with your attitude?"
Shu Bai didn't even turn her head: "This is my sleeping habit. If you can't stand it, you can leave."
Li Yuheng was silent for a while, then suddenly said, "Teacher Shubai, my butt hurts so much, I feel like I'm going into labor."
Shu Bai: "...?"
He whirled around, staring at Li Yuheng in shock: "Did a chicken peck your brain?"
Li Yuheng clutched his stomach (?), looking pained: "Really, I feel something moving inside my stomach, it might be..."
He paused, his eyes sincere, "Your child."
Shu Bai: "???"
Do you prefer boys or girls?
Shu Bai stared at Li Yuheng for three seconds, then suddenly reached out and touched his forehead: "Do you have a fever?"
Li Yuheng grabbed his wrist and pulled him into his arms, his eyes burning: "Teacher Shubai, you haven't answered me yet, do you prefer boys or girls?"
Shu Bai was taken aback by his sudden action, then sneered, "I like mute people."
Li Yuheng persisted: "That won't do. Our child must be eloquent, like me."
Shu Bai narrowed her eyes, then suddenly rolled over, looking down at him: "Li Yuheng, are you—"
Before he could finish speaking, Li Yuheng suddenly reached out and grabbed the back of his head, pressing it down.
Their lips met just a hair's breadth apart, their breaths mingling.
"Is it something?" Li Yuheng's voice was low and husky, with a hint of provocation.
Her sparse white eyelashes trembled, and her breathing became noticeably more rapid.
At this critical moment—
"Giggle!"
Suddenly, a rooster crowed in the yard.
The two froze simultaneously.
Shu Bai suddenly pushed Li Yuheng away, rolled off the bed, and moved swiftly as if she were running for her life.
Li Yuheng lay on the bed, staring at the ceiling, and sighed deeply: "Shu Xiaobai, your father hates you."
In the courtyard, Shu Bai stood in front of the chicken coop, watching the little rooster named "Shu Xiaobai" strut around arrogantly, the blush on her ears lingering for a long time.
He squatted down and poked the little rooster's head: "It's all your fault."
The little rooster tilted its head and looked at him, not understanding anything.
Shu Bai's lips unconsciously curled upwards.
"nerve."
It's unclear whether she's talking about the chicken, herself, or the person inside the house.
Shu Bai tiptoed back to the room and had just lain down on the bed when...
Li Yuheng, who was pretending to be asleep, immediately turned over and pinned Shu Bai down, and the two instantly started wrestling.
The sheets were crumpled into a ball, and the blanket was kicked to the floor.
Li Yuheng rested his arm on Shu Bai's ear, and as their breaths mingled, he suddenly stopped, staring at Shu Bai's flushed ear tips, and whispered, "Teacher Shu Bai, on the day the variety show ended, you said you'd think about it... Do you have an answer now?"
Shu Bai turned her face away: "...I've thought it over, no way."
Li Yuheng narrowed his eyes: "Why?"
Shu Bai: "Because you are mentally challenged."
Li Yuheng: "..."
He suddenly laughed and whispered in Shu Bai's ear, "That idiot wants to kiss you now."
"You dare!"
"What do I have to be afraid of?"
"You dare try kissing me?"
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