Li Yuheng slowly munched on his ribs, then suddenly interrupted, "Speaking of humor—" He looked up at Gong Yu, "Does Teacher Gong know why the coffee got spilled on Shu Bai?"
Gong Yu's fingers trembled: "I...I didn't mean to..."
“Because of gravity.” Li Yuheng said seriously, “If Newton knew how useful his discovery was, he would be turning in his grave.”
[Hahaha, what the hell is gravity?]
Hengzi went on a killing spree today!
Gong Yu: What did I do to deserve this?
Zhao Wen immediately chimed in: "Then, according to this logic, shouldn't we blame Mendeleev for Professor Shu Bai's allergy? Who told him to put caffeine in the periodic table!"
Yu Keke timidly raised her hand: "Um... Mendeleev listed chemical elements..."
"Emmm...it's all the scientists' fault." Zhao Wen waved her hand dismissively. "In short, this whole thing is the scientists' fault!"
Jiang Wei suddenly sneered, "If you ask me, it's all the production team's fault." She elegantly wiped the corner of her mouth, "Who told them to put coffee on the table?"
The directing team: "???"
The comments section erupted in laughter:
[Vivi: Precision Strike]
[Program Production Team: We were just sitting at home when this trouble fell from the sky.]
I give this attempt to shift blame a perfect score.
Li Yuheng slowly took a sip of soup, then suddenly added, "Sorry, that coffee was a coconut latte I bought."
The entire room fell silent instantly.
Directors: "Teacher Li..."
"What?" Li Yuheng raised an eyebrow. "Do I have to report to you just because I bought a cup of coffee?"
Zhao Wen's eyes lit up: "Case solved! It turns out the mastermind was Teacher Li!"
Li Yuheng calmly picked up a piece of braised pork: "Yes, it's me. When I bought the coffee, I predicted that Gong Yu's hands would shake and that Shu Bai would have an allergic reaction. I'm a time management master, and I came back from the past to cause trouble."
Yu Keke chuckled at this nonsense, then quickly covered her mouth.
Jiang Wei rolled his eyes: "Stop trying to glorify yourself."
Seeing that the topic was getting off track, the director quickly picked up the megaphone and announced, "Dear teachers, we have a group activity this afternoon!"
Everyone's attention was drawn back to the program.
The director wiped his sweat: "To build rapport, we're going to play 'Truth or Dare' this afternoon!"
Li Yuheng paused with his chopsticks, a playful smile playing on his lips: "Oh?"
Truth or Dare is an old trick in variety shows.
But Li Yuheng knew that this was the easiest place to cause trouble, especially with someone like Gong Yu who had ulterior motives.
But now that Shu Bai is half-dead, Gong Yu probably can't do anything evil.
Li Yuheng finally put down his chopsticks and leaned back lazily in his chair: "Director, Teacher Shu Bai is still lying down. How can we play this game if we're missing someone?"
The director was prepared: "Teacher Shubai is ready to join anytime after she has rested. Let's begin."
Jiang Wei raised an eyebrow: "What if he doesn't come down?"
The director chuckled twice: "Then, then let's have five people play..."
Li Yuheng chuckled and was about to speak when footsteps suddenly came from the stairs.
Shu Bai came down wearing a turtleneck sweater. Her face was still a little pale, but her spirits were obviously much better.
Tsk.
Zhao Wen was the first to jump up: "Teacher Shu Bai! How are you feeling?"
Shu Bai nodded slightly: "Much better."
His gaze swept across the dining table, turning noticeably colder when he saw Gong Yu, before finally landing on Li Yuheng. He paused for a second, then casually looked away.
Li Yuheng noticed Shu Bai's turtleneck sweater and a slight smile appeared on his lips.
This person is quite concerned about saving face; the allergic rash probably hasn't completely subsided yet.
The director was overjoyed: "Great! Teacher Shu Bai is here too, let's start the game right away!"
The staff quickly arranged chairs in the center of the living room, and the six guests sat in a circle.
The director took out an empty wine bottle and placed it in the middle: "The rules are simple. Whoever the bottle points to has to choose 'Truth or Dare,' and if they refuse, they have to drink a glass of bitter melon juice."
Yu Keke's face scrunched up as she looked at the dark green liquid the staff brought over: "This...this is too scary..."
Li Yuheng glanced at the cup of bitter melon juice, then suddenly reached out, grabbed it, and drank it all in one gulp.
"Pfft—cough cough cough!" His whole face contorted. "What is this thing?! Concentrated pesticide?!"
The director, suppressing a laugh, said, "Teacher Li, the game hasn't even started yet..."
Li Yuheng slammed the cup down: "Who would dare drink this stuff? Change it to juice!"
The production team looked at each other in bewilderment and finally compromised, switching to regular orange juice.
[Hahaha, Hengzi brought this on himself!]
[Hilarious! He downed a glass of bitter melon juice before even starting!]
[Directors: Is this for real?]
The game has officially begun.
The director spun the bottle, and the neck of the bottle slowly stopped, pointing at You Keke.
Yu Keke nervously twisted her fingers: "I...I choose truth..."
The director took out a stack of question cards: "Please draw one."
You Keke drew out a card and whispered, "'What is your ideal type?'" She blushed and secretly glanced at Gong Yu, "Hmm... gentle, considerate, and caring."
Gong Yu then revealed a gentle smile.
Li Yuheng chuckled, his voice neither too loud nor too soft: "You have terrible taste."
Yu Keke: "..."
In the second round, the bottle pointed towards Zhao Wen.
Zhao Wen slapped her thigh with great enthusiasm: "Truth or Dare!"
Director: "Please imitate one of the classic facial expressions of the guests present."
Zhao Wen's eyes darted around, and she suddenly adopted the classic death stare from Shu Bai in "Justice": "'Say that again, try it!'"
Shu Bai: "..."
The whole audience burst into laughter.
Shu Bai sighed, rubbing his forehead: "Was I really that fierce back then?"
Zhao Wen nodded vigorously: "Even more ferocious than that! You scared the kids in the movie theater to tears!"
Shu Bai: "..."
Li Yuheng suddenly interjected, "Teacher Shu Bai, do you think Zhao Wen's imitation is accurate?"
Shu Bai glanced at him coldly: "It's definitely more like you than I am."
Li Yuheng raised an eyebrow: "Then I'll have one?" His face suddenly darkened. "'Li Yuheng, are you looking for death?'"
Even the curve of their downturned mouths is exactly the same.
Shu Bai: "..."
The comments section was bursting with laughter:
[Help! It looks so alike!]
Hengzi's imitation skills are amazing!
In the third round, the bottle pointed towards Gong Yu.
Gong Yu flashed her signature gentle smile: "I choose truth."
Director: "What's the one thing you regret the most?"
Gong Yu's eyes flickered, and he said softly, "My biggest regret... is probably not entering the entertainment industry earlier and missing out on the golden age of some outstanding predecessors." As he spoke, he looked meaningfully at Shu Bai.
Shu Bai turned his gaze away expressionlessly.
Li Yuheng suddenly sneered: "Teacher Gong's answer is truly watertight."
Gong Yu's smile froze: "What does Teacher Li mean by this?"
Li Yuheng shrugged: "I'm praising you, can't you even tell?"
The atmosphere became somewhat tense for a moment.
The director quickly tried to smooth things over: "Next round! Next round!"
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