Chapter 17 I am a villain

As a doctor, Mori Ou had never seen such a hardcore way of rescuing a drowning person. People with a little common sense would not do this. People without any common sense would generally not think of lifting the person upside down and throwing him/her. Some people can't even lift the person upside down!

——After all, the clothes of a drowning person are quite heavy after being soaked.

But he saw it today.

It stands to reason that someone like Ace, who has lived at sea for a long time, must have seen other people rescue people, right? Why did he lift the person upside down? Was he really not afraid that the drowning person's mouth and nose would be blocked by dirt, causing lack of oxygen and suffocation?

Or is that how people are saved in that world? ? Are the body structures of people in that world different from ours? ? ?

Although Mori Gugai was in a state of panic, he still directed Ace to rescue Dazai Osamu in the right way.

Although he initially picked up Dazai Osamu out of kindness, and later found that he was quite handy, he now realizes that Dazai Osamu's brain is really useful at a time when there is a real need for people!

So at least we can't let him go now, right?

When Ace was performing CPR on Dazai, Mori Ogai asked directly: "Who taught you the rescue method of lifting someone upside down and throwing them upside down?"

It didn't really matter whether he knew the answer to this question or not, but Moriogai knew that as long as he asked, Ace would definitely answer him honestly, so he asked without hesitation, just to satisfy his little curiosity.

Ace replied casually while exerting his strength: [Huh? Isn't that what everyone does?]

Mori Ogai: […Can this really be saved?]

Why not?

Mori Ogai: [……]

The people in your world really do have different body structures!

Not long after, Dazai Osamu coughed a few times and woke up. He opened his eyes and looked at Mori Ogai's face. He immediately frowned and said, "Why are you here again, Mr. Mori? You've messed up my plan to enter the water again."

"...Into the water?" Ace asked in confusion.

Due to cultural differences, the word "immersion" in Japan actually means "suicide by drowning." But this time, before Mori Ogai could explain it to him, Dazai turned his head and stared at him, then he lay on the shore with his limbs limp.

"It's you...it's suicide," he explained with a hint of complaint, "you're preventing me from committing suicide."

"Suicide!" Ace was shocked. "Have you reached the point of committing suicide?!"

Dazai Osamu said casually: "Yes, didn't Mr. Mori tell you?"

Ace was shocked, and then his expression gradually became solemn.

Is it true that Zhi's psychological problems are so serious? Then he should be taken to see a doctor as soon as possible! But now it is almost dinner time, which means that he will be replaced by Mr. Ougai soon. It may be too late to take him to see a doctor...

Ace checked the time and felt a little anxious.

If he goes there himself... he doesn't know anything about it! He's not good at talk therapy or anything like that!

So... try another approach?

Take him to do something fun!

Thinking of this, Ace's eyes became firm, "Zhi, let's go change clothes and have dinner! What do you like to eat? It's my treat!"

Dazai Osamu paused for a moment, frowned and looked at him: "What did you call me?"

Ace was completely unaware of the unnatural atmosphere and said naturally, "Zhi, that's your name, right?"

Dazai Osamu shrank his fingers and whispered, "What are you talking about? You're calling me so intimately, it's disgusting... I hate those guys who are too familiar with me and have no sense of boundaries the most!"

Ace was unmoved by this and continued to encourage them with a smile, "Let's go."

Dazai glanced at him and started to act uncooperatively: "I don't want to move."

"oh."

This crisp sound made Dazai Osamu think that he had given up. Just as he opened his eyelids to see the other person's expression, he saw that he was grabbed by someone and carried on his back.

Dazai Osamu was stunned for a moment, "Hey!"

"Hahaha, let's go! Let's go buy some clothes first, and then go have a big meal!" Ace said and turned back to look for Alice, "Huh? Where's Alice?"

Dazai Osamu struggled on his back for a while and then gave up. He collapsed on his back in frustration and whispered in his ear, "Why, Mr. Mori hasn't told you about my special ability yet?"

Ace was surprised and asked, "Huh? You also have special abilities?"

"Yes, my ability is to make other people's abilities ineffective. As long as you come into contact with me, Alice will never appear. Didn't Mr. Mori tell you this?"

Ace exclaimed "Wow!", "That's amazing!"

Dazai Osamu, who wanted to sow discord but failed, said: "..."

"Idiot!" he whispered.

"Hehe." Ace heard it, but did not refute him.

"Alice suddenly disappeared. How are you going to solve this problem? Mr. Mori doesn't intend to reveal that this is his supernatural power."

"Hmm... I don't know." Ace thought for a moment and gave a lame answer, "Let Mr. Ouwai handle it. He will definitely find a way to fix it!"

Mori Ogai: [……]

You are such a caring baby!

What a sin! How could he be possessed by such a guy?

Dazai Osamu laughed out loud, "If Mr. Mori was here now, his expression would definitely be very interesting."

"Okay! Let's go to the clothing store and buy you some clothes!" Ace pretended not to hear what he said, and ran away with him on his back full of energy.

Dazai Osamu lowered his head slightly and buried his face in his shoulder to avoid the wind blowing in his face, and muttered softly: "You are so annoying."

Ace turned a deaf ear and said, "Okay! Go ahead!"

…

Soon the two came to a men's clothing store.

Dazai Osamu stood in the dressing room, looking at the floral shirt and light brown cropped pants that were handed to him. He really wanted to pry open Ace's brain to see what was inside.

What kind of weird aesthetic is this?

Or was he taking revenge on me for asking him to buy me a bandage first or he wouldn't change his clothes?

The expression on his face was gloomy for a moment, then turned into a sneer.

Oh, do you think you can laugh at him just like this?

Dazai Osamu took off his three-piece suit, removed the bandages that were wrapped around his body, put on new clean bandages, then put on this beautiful and strange floral shirt and light brown cropped trousers and walked out of the dressing room.

If you want to see me laugh, then let's all go blind together! Let's see who is more embarrassed and ashamed when we go out!

However, things were not quite what he thought. After he walked out of the fitting room, Ace, who had been looking around, immediately turned around to look at him. His eyes lit up and he gave him a thumbs up: "Oh! Great!"

Sen Ouwai couldn't help but let out an "Oh wow".

The salesperson next to them looked between the two of them with a strange look on her face, full of doubt about life.

This deadly combination, if this young boy didn't have a good-looking face, it would have been a car accident, right? This is definitely the face that saved the whole body!

But she is just a shopping guide. If the customer wants to match the clothes in this way, she just needs to go along with it.

Dazai was silent for a moment, then smiled and said, "Then let's go have dinner? I want to have a crab meat dinner."

Ace gave him a thumbs up again, smiling brightly: "OK! Arrange it!"

…

Ace was a person who never looked at how much money he had in his pocket when spending money. Dazai Osamu deliberately pointed to a nearby restaurant with the most expensive menu, and Ace immediately took him in.

Unable to stop them, Mori Ogai watched them enter the store with disdainful eyes, feeling sorry for his wallet. He also calculated that after deducting the money he spent on clothes, the money Ace brought with him this time seemed to be barely enough to afford this restaurant. But judging from the way that little bastard Dazai Osamu always cheated him, he would definitely order the most expensive dish in the restaurant! Maybe it could be the most expensive dishes!

Of course, it is not impossible to have all the dishes on the menu :)

The result of that would be... no way...

Mori Oogai: Pain.JPG

As he expected, because the portions of each dish in this kind of restaurant are very small, Dazai Osamu directly ordered more than thirty dishes and seemed to enthusiastically invite Ace to eat with him.

He spoke as if it was his money that was spent.

But in fact, it’s all my money!

Mori Ou had a myocardial infarction, but he didn't want to talk.

When they were almost done eating, Dazai Osamu looked at Ace who was sitting opposite him and touching his stomach, reported a number with a smile, and then asked, "Do you have enough money?"

Ace took out the money from his pocket and counted it, and immediately a cold sweat broke out.

Sorry, Mr. Ouwai, I may have to break my promise again_(:зゝ∠)_

He looked at Dazai Osamu and showed a slightly obedient smile: "Osamu, let me take you to experience something interesting?"

Dazai raised an eyebrow, "Interesting thing?"

Mori Ougai: ...Here they come!

Ace stopped a passing waiter, bowed 90 degrees and shouted, "Thank you for the treat!" Then he picked up Dazai Osamu and rushed out.

The waiter was stunned, then immediately reacted and shouted, "Someone is eating a free meal! Catch him!"

Dazai Osamu, who was held under the armpit and started running: "......???"

What? Who am I? Where am I? What is this doing?

When Dazai Osamu came to his senses, he had already swallowed a mouthful of wind, and he could faintly hear the scolding of the shop assistants who were chasing him from behind. However, after Ace climbed over an alley wall, the scolding gradually disappeared in the wind.

Ace stopped, put him on the ground, hooked an arm around his shoulders, and asked with a smile: "How is it? Is it interesting?"

Dazai Osamu had a blank expression on his face and gave a sharp comment: "Stupid as hell."

"Do you still have thoughts of suicide?"

Dazai Osamu was stunned and glanced sideways at Ace's face.

It was still the same disgusting face that Mori Ou had, which was full of calculations at first glance, but at this moment his smile was full of incongruity.

His eyes were filled with gloom for a moment, and he sneered softly, "Humph, you self-righteous idiot. What do you know? Do you still think you are the savior and want to save me?"

"Ha!" Ace couldn't help laughing, but his laughter was full of self-mockery. "If there is such a thing as a savior, it wouldn't be a villain like me."

He turned his head and looked at Dazai Osamu, with a bright smile between his eyebrows: "I am not a savior, I am a notorious pirate. So, are you willing to accept the salvation from the villain?"

Dazai Osamu's breath was caught in his throat.