Chapter 44 I'm not
What is the purpose?
Ace looked around and saw seven people, not counting the driver, all standing in a circle around him with guns pointed at him. The man with the buzz cut even stepped up from behind the scarred man and ripped off the fake big nose with troughs on Ace's nose, which he had disliked for a long time.
He accepted that he lost the fight with the first two people when he got on the car, but now there are seven of them and they all have guns, he can't still lose the fight!
Ace, who was surrounded by them, asked very frankly, "Are all of you here?"
A few people didn't understand what he meant by asking this question. They looked at each other in doubt and then threatened: "What does it have to do with you? You'd better behave yourself, otherwise we will have to shoot you!"
However, Ace did not shut up and continued to ask calmly, "Are you being hunted? Is your brain worth money?"
One of them laughed immediately: "You are not still thinking of arresting us all and sending us to the police station to exchange for the bounty, are you? Hahahaha, where did you come from, idiot?"
Another person also laughed: "Oh, I remember that I was being held in suspense, hahahaha!"
Ace nodded, indicating that he understood, and then he smiled happily: "Great, you all look very valuable."
He started to fight right away, not even using his domineering attitude. In less than two minutes, they were all knocked down. He even took back his funny sunglasses and put them on his face again.
It's that big nose with troughs. Ace thought it was quite interesting, but it's a pity that no one knows where it was thrown into.
The black car driver leaned against the car window and murmured "Huh" softly, then continued to watch with interest.
Anyway, he has already received the deposit, so he won't lose anything.
Ace asked the black car driver for some ropes - apparently the driver also had some shady work to do, but it was Yokohama, so everything was normal - and tied all seven people up in a chain.
Seven people couldn't beat one person, and they were all killed in a few minutes. Scarface, with a bruised face and nose, couldn't believe it. He asked loudly, "Who are you?!"
"Hmm?" Ace, who had just tied the rope, turned his head and glanced at him, then looked at the others who were staring at him, and then grinned brightly, "Me? I'm the leader of the port mafia you were talking about, who knows what's going on."
For a moment, the expressions on the seven people's faces turned blank.
Huh? What did he just say? The leader of the Port Mafia? The leader of the what?
A group of people stared at him in amazement.
Ace stuffed the five people into the back seat, looked at the space in the car again, and scratched his hair in annoyance, "It seems that there is not enough space."
The two people who were still outside nodded vigorously and vigorously, as if their heads were about to fall off, hoping that with good luck this guy would give up and arrest them for this reason.
But now that they have the duck, neither Mori Ougai nor Ace can let it fly. At most, Mori Ougai will think of asking someone to replace him, but Ace will never think of that and will just force himself to solve the problem.
Yes, Ace said this in distress, then grabbed the sixth person and crammed him into the back seat of the car.
The first person who was stuffed in had his face pressed against the window, with his facial features displaced from the position due to the squeezing.
“It hurts, it hurts—”
"There's no room for it! There's really no room for it—"
"My arm is stuck!!"
…
The sixth person tried to squeeze in half, but couldn't get any more in.
Ace finally stopped when his waist was about to break. He stood at the door of the car and said in distress: "It can't fit in."
[Mr. Ouwai, do you have any solution? ]
Mori Ouwai and the black car driver's voices rang out at the same time: "Actually, the trunk can still accommodate more."
Mori Ou added one more sentence: [You can also let Alice-chan push the person on top of the car and walk away. ]
——It is enough to see how dirty his heart is.
[How uncomfortable Alice must be!] Ace answered Moriogai while accepting the opinion, dragged out the half-stuffed person and carried him on his shoulders, and walked towards the trunk.
He opened the trunk and threw the person into the trunk filled with messy items. He then pulled up the last person and threw him in. When he was closing the trunk, it got stuck again.
The trunk hood couldn't be pressed down, and the two people thrown in the trunk screamed in pain.
Ace stood in front of the trunk and thought for a while, then accepted half of Moriou's other suggestion - he took a man out of the trunk, tied him to the roof of the car with the remaining ropes, and finally clapped his hands and sat in the passenger seat.
"Drive to Yokohama Police Station."
The black car driver froze on his face when he saw the lively smile. He turned his head and looked at Ace beside him with an expression of disbelief, "? Police station?? You should know that I am just a black car driver, right?"
What a joke! He was a black car driver, driving to the police station. Isn't this like serving himself to someone else?
"oh."
Driver: “…”
He wiped his face and looked at him with cold sweat. He really wanted to ask this man, "Do you really know what it means to drive a black car?" But when he remembered that this man had just said to his client, oh, the former client, that he was the leader of the port mafia, he was a little afraid to ask.
The driver thought about it again and again, but couldn't help but ask carefully: "Well, you just said that you are the leader of the port mafia, is that true?"
Mori Ougai was a little reluctant to admit it, but Ace responded quickly.
Mori Ougai: ...Alas.
The black car driver hesitated for a moment, then started the car and drove off. However, he had to say one sentence in advance: "Hey, Mr. Chief, let me make it clear that when we get to the police station, I will not stop at the gate of the police station. At most, I will drop you off near the police station!"
"no problem!"
…
When they arrived near the police station, the black car driver stopped the car as soon as he got a little closer, and stared at Ace eagerly, hoping that he would take these people out of the car quickly so that he could get away before the police found him.
The overall environment in Yokohama is not safe, especially at night, so even though it is right next to the police station, there are not many people around at this time. What's more, the driver deliberately found a place where it is not easy to be seen.
Regarding this point, Sen Ouwai really wanted to give a thumbs up to the driver. After all, he didn't want to be seen untying the man who was tied to the top of the car. It was very embarrassing just thinking about it.
After all the passengers got off the car, including the person tied to the top of the car, the driver of the black car immediately turned around, released the exhaust gas, and quickly drove away.
Ace tied the ropes that bound the seven unlucky people together and stood behind them holding the ropes. Seeing that none of the seven people moved, Ace urged them from behind, "Let's go."
The seven bruised-faced losers looked at the police station gate not far away, made faces at each other and refused to move.
Seriously, let a group of criminals walk into the police station on their own initiative, are you serious!?
Ah, why are our feet so heavy? It turns out that our hearts that yearn for freedom don't want to let us step into the cage!
Aren't you also a mafia leader? Don't you feel a little awkward walking into the police station like this?
But the fake mafia members who were really pirates behind them didn't understand their heavy hearts at all, and asked them in a pretentious manner: "Are you too tired to walk? How about I help carry you in?"
Seven people: “……???”
What kind of devil are you!?
Ace had already said that he would carry them in, so even if they didn't want to go in anymore, they had no choice but to push and shove their way in.
Seven people were tied together and walked into the police station. It was a pretty spectacular sight, especially with a bearded man wearing weird sunglasses at the back. They looked like ancient supervisors driving the seven exiled prisoners in front.
The police officer on duty at the police station was shocked when he saw this scene and quickly stepped forward to ask: "What happened?"
The seven people tied up dared not speak. Ace, who was standing behind them and was not affected at all, replied: "Oh, they are drug dealers selling drugs in Yokohama during this period. I just happened to meet them and sent them here. See if there is any reward for catching them. Give me some."
The police officer's mind hadn't come to its senses yet. He subconsciously glanced at the seven people and said mechanically, "Ah, well, once we verify that they are indeed drug dealers, we will definitely give you a reward. If any of them are wanted, we will give you another reward."
Ace clapped his hands: "That's really great."
The seven people looked at each other with gloomy faces, and then reported fearlessly: "Officer! This man is the leader of the port mafia! You should arrest him quickly!"
The police officer was startled, looked at Ace, then frowned and looked down on the seven people, scolding: "You are social scum! You are not the kind of people who want to hurt people! I think you don't want to eat well in prison!"
I know you have a grudge against the people who arrested you, and you wish you could give them a big stun, but your level of framing is too low! ? Which mafia leader would wear such funny sunglasses? Especially the Port Mafia! And wearing them in the middle of the night! Are all the people in the Port Mafia mentally retarded? Would they let such a mentally retarded guy be their leader? ?
It's obvious that you were captured by those overly powerful chuunibyou as materials to save the world or become messengers of justice!
The seven people felt bitter when they received the contemptuous look from the police officer. They were also deceived by the appearance of this bastard at first! They died unjustly!
"Officer! What we said is true! This guy himself said that he is the leader of the port mafia!!"
The police officer still didn't believe it. Even if this man really said that, couldn't he just talk nonsense and brag?
The police officer cast a questioning look at Ace and asked in a procedural manner: "Are you the leader of the port mafia?"
Although Ace was careless, he was not stupid. How could he be so stubborn as to admit that he was the leader of the Mafia? So he smiled brilliantly and said, "Ah? No, what are they talking about? What Mafia leader?"
The seven people's expressions froze on their faces and glared at him angrily: "Officer! He's lying!!"
"Alright!" The officer took the rope from Ace's hand, "Wait a moment, other police officers will come to verify your bonus. As for you," the officer sneered, "just stay in prison and eat pork chop rice!"
"Officer! We didn't lie!"
"Officer! Arrest him!"
"police officer--"
…
The policeman holding the rope pulled the seven people away together, and another officer checked the bonus with Ace.
"Okay, here's the reward. These guys are hard to catch. Thank you for your hard work." The police officer handed the money to Ace and joked, "Your sunglasses are quite interesting."
"Ha ha!"
Mori Ougai felt indescribable as he watched Ace walk out of the police station with the prize.
It’s hard to comment. I can only say that it’s fortunate that no one who knows it has seen it.
Then the next day, he heard Ozaki Momiji say with a smile, "I heard that a man wearing sunglasses pretended to be our leader and arrested a criminal and took him to the police station yesterday. He was really brave."
Mori Owl: "..."
He smiled and said, "Yes, you are really brave."