"Ah - I finally escaped!" Kashuu Kiyomitsu pinched his hair, which still felt sticky and slippery, in disgust. He complained, "Anding, it's all your fault!"

The young man in a blue haori sat on the side, holding a sword, and said in a slightly drawn-out tone: "But Kiyomitsu also agreed to take that road."

"Who knew that there would be something like slime on that road?"

"It's slimy, just like, just like a slug..." Kashuu Kiyomitsu wanted to cry, he rubbed his arms, feeling creepy, still immersed in the feeling of being trapped in a group of slimes, "It's not cute at all!"

Yamato-no-mori Yasunari blinked his eyes and said soothingly, "No, Kiyomitsu still looks as cute as ever."

"And I heard that the slime can make people recall happy memories."

Kashuai Kiyomitsu immediately complained: "No matter how happy the memories are, they will no longer be happy when I realize that I am inside a slime!"

"Okay, okay, it's okay. I heard that the next stop of this spaceship is Earth! Once we get back to Earth, everything will be over."

"It's really great--" Kashuu Kiyomitsu read without any emotion, without giving any face at all. He dragged out the last syllable. If rolling his eyes was not cute, Yamatomori Yasunari felt that his partner would have done the same thing by now.

"Anding, do you remember how many times you have said this?"

Yamato-no-kami Yasuda asked hesitantly, "Five times?"

Kashuu Kiyomitsu glanced at him, stretched out his hands, and gestured: "Seven times? Even the idiom 'nothing can ever happen more than three times' doesn't apply here."

Yamato-no-kami Yasunari said with a smile, "Wow, I'm so moved that Kiyomitsu can remember how many times I said it."

"But we were lucky enough to come across a spaceship bound for Earth."

"...Anding, are you really ashamed to say that?"

"Yeah, it was you who hijacked the plane and forced us to change our route to Earth! You also brutally killed my lovely Bess! Poor Bess is bleeding like a fountain!"

With a strange "Ah-hu-yo" sound in the background, a tied alien with a strange purple face and a tentacle on its forehead shouted loudly in sorrow.

Yamato-no-kami Yasunari looked around in confusion and said, "Strange, Kiyomitsu, did you hear any noise?"

California Qingguang: "Forehead..."

“Hey, hey, hey! Don’t ignore us as if it’s a matter of course! Even if the prince is a fool, he is still a prince after all!” A green alien of the same type appeared here at some point, but probably because its presence was too low, no one paid attention to it.

Kashuu Kiyomitsu: "No, that... no one said your prince is a fool."

"Butler, calm down, butler." The alien, who was probably really the prince, calmed down and went to comfort his green-skinned butler.

The boy with blue eyes, teardrops and loose hair smiled as he pulled out a section of his knife. The sharp silver blade flashed by and he spoke again: "Well, this is really strange. Why does the noise seem to be getting louder and louder?"

The green-skinned alien immediately changed his words and said, "My dear warrior, the stupid prince is still a prince after all. I am just an ordinary butler. Please let me go. Anyway, it is enough to just kidnap the stupid prince!"

"Butler——what are you talking about, and why do you keep repeating the word stupid prince!"

Looking at this noisy master and servant, Kashuai Kiyomitsu had a complicated expression. He held his forehead and said, "I think it's not unreasonable that we can't reach Earth..."

"Wait." He suddenly reacted, looked at the green-skinned alien, and asked, "If you appear here, who is driving the boat now?"

The green-skinned alien pushed up his glasses and said, "Nowadays, spaceships can already travel fully automatically, and you will never guess it! I have already spread the news. As soon as you arrive at the next stop, you will be immediately surrounded by our Central Star Guards!"

"Oh! Uncle, you are really reliable!" said the purple alien prince with emotion.

California Qingguang was too exhausted to complain, "It's a smart decision, but you guys have already said it, right?"

"Nani?!"

"Why are you so shocked?"

Yamato-no-mori Yasunari said calmly, "Your image has completely changed, Kiyomitsu."

Kashuai Qingguang opened his mouth, but did not swallow back the next sentence. He said: "Anding, don't you think everything we encounter is very flawed?"

"Yes. But at this time, just ignore these complaints. It's easy, isn't it?"

"I think your situation is abnormal, Anding..." Fu Anshen, wearing a red scarf, sighed, feeling that if he continued to stay here, he would really be assimilated into a fool. "I'll go to the driver's room and see if I can change the landing point to the earth."

"Goodbye, Kiyomitsu." Watching his companions slowly leave the room tiredly, Yamatomori Yasunari pulled out a very cute but terrifying smile. He turned his head and looked at the two aliens, "Now that Kiyomitsu has left, I can do something a little bit more extreme - can you tell me why you call us samurai?"

Yamato-mori Yasunari affirmed, "You have been to Earth."

>>>>>

California Qingguang found the location of the cockpit very naturally. His eyes fell on the beautiful cosmic scenery outside the spaceship. His expression was a little dazed for a moment. He sat in the seat and exhaled.

This world is wonderful and strange. There are all kinds of aliens. During this time, the two of them have already encountered strange aliens such as dog-headed people, pig-headed people, and cat-headed people. There are also strange-looking aliens like the stupid prince who cannot be described with a single word.

Moreover, in the universe, the languages ​​they spoke were all incomprehensible, and it took them two knives a lot of effort (kidnapping a alien) to learn the universal language of the universe.

The boy in a very modern windbreaker touched his hair tied into a small braid hanging on the side, stared at the messy buttons in front of him and said to himself: "I remember it should be like this... and then like this..."

Fukunoki, who had never learned how to fly a spaceship, confidently adjusted the spaceship's automatic driving destination.

When Yamato-mori Yasunari opened the door and walked in, he saw this seemingly reliable but actually non-existent scene and repeated what his partner had said before: "- I think it's not unreasonable that we can't reach the earth."

"Kiyomitsu, are you sure this is how the spaceship is driven?"

California Qing didn't respond, and said happily: "It doesn't matter, I have accumulated a lot of experience!"

"Yeah, this is your nth time flying a spaceship, Qingguang?"

"The seventh time!"

So this time, it is likely that we will land on a strange planet. Although thinking this in his heart, Yamato-no-kami Yasunari still said nothing, not wanting to reject the rare interest of his companion in front of him.

"By the way, Kiyomitsu. That stupid prince said that Earth is probably in the Edo period right now."

California Qingguang's movements paused.

Yamato no Kami Yasunari: "It also said that the Tokugawa family is in power now. The previous times it went to Earth, it was received by the Shinsengumi of the shogunate..."

Kashuu Kiyomitsu: "——So the stupid prince has become 'it'? Anding, you no longer regard it as a human being."

Yamato-no-kami Yasunari: "Is this the point? And you, Kiyomitsu, are also talking about 'it'."

Kashuai Kiyomitsu: "It's really rare. Is this the first time we've encountered something that has been to Earth?"

This time it was Yamato-mori Yasunari's turn to complain: "It turned into a thing, so even 'it' is already a lot? Kiyomitsu, you are even worse than me!"

Fu Anshen, who was wearing a red scarf, narrowed his eyes slightly and said, "If that's the case, we can't just walk around this time."

"So you were driving recklessly before!" Yamato Moriyasu looked at his little friend with calm eyes, adjusting the driving coordinates and direction very skillfully and quickly. His posture was quite different from any previous time.

"I say... Qingguang, those six times you ran into the wrong place, were they all intentional, right?"

Kashuu Kiyomitsu smiled and said, "How could that be? I have never flown a spaceship before."

How can you take the position of the pilot so naturally without having driven a spaceship before? Yamato-no-mori Yasunari opened his mouth but still did not say this. The reason was very simple. He also realized that he was about to be assimilated by this stupid world.

"Complaining is so unlovable." As if he had guessed what Yamato-mori was thinking, Kashuu Kiyomitsu complained. He finally finished adjusting the location, then slumped in the chair, looking up at his friend standing behind him, "Speaking of which, why do we have to go to Earth?"

"Hmm." Yamato-mori Yasudasada didn't seem to have thought about this question. He paused and said hesitantly, "But if we don't go to Earth, where should we go?"

"Maybe there will be some kind of Knife Star." Noticing his companion's expression, Kashuu Kiyomitsu dragged out the last syllable and spoke in a coquettish tone, "Maybe it's because humans have always been very interesting creatures."

It was clearly he who asked the question, and now he was the one who answered it.

"You make it sound like you're not... No, we're not humans to begin with." Yamato-mori Yasutsu said softly, "But with our appearance, no one will believe us."

"Not necessarily. Anding, do you still remember the planet where we first appeared?"

"You mean, the Night Rabbit Star?"

"Yes, I thought the Earth was destroyed. I never thought that place was not the Earth."

"Let's buy an umbrella later, and then we can pretend to be night rabbits, right? After all, night rabbits look almost the same as humans."

Yamatomori Yasunari made his friend give up the idea with a single sentence. He said coldly, "Does Kiyomitsu want to be misunderstood as a strong and violent person?"

"…………" Kashuai Qingguang was silent for a while, "You are right, stability."

He murmured, "This is really unlovable."

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