【Exclusive from Jinjiang】Hospital is full of joy
"What about Dr. Mei, Dr. A?"
In the outpatient lobby of Xiduoduo Hospital, the XX expert who had appeared elegant before turned around with a smile, and the black energy lingering around him almost materialized.
"Diamond A, the only one who will take over your treatment today is me, Xie Xu."
The Block A in front of him scratched his head, not affected by the black energy at all, and asked honestly: "Who is Xie Xu?"
Xie Xu himself: …
The dark energy around the man was stagnant at this question. After a long time, he gritted his teeth and said in frustration: "The only one who will take over your treatment is me, Doctor XX."
Block A said regretfully: "Okay."
You have no regrets!
I am truly capable in Qingshan Hospital! I have refused many monsters who asked me to treat them abnormally. Now I am treating a mentally ill Block A like you. Do you think I am wronging you?!
The smile on Xie Xu's face completely disappeared, but he couldn't get angry at his precious new patient.
Then, the dark energy surrounding him instantly wrapped around the necks of the two doctors A like a death rope.
Doctor A:!
Another doctor, Doctor A, blurted out: "It's unfair, sir!"
Luo Shiqin:?
Aren't you too skilled in begging for mercy?
Xie Xu's expression finally looked better. Just when Luo Shiqin thought that this guy would let Doctor A go, Xie Xu directed the black energy and crushed their throats.
The white porcelain doll shattered with a "snap", and the relatively intact porcelain head rolled to Xie Xu's feet.
Seeing that this guy was about to say something to save their precarious communication friendship, Xie Xu sneered and raised his foot to crush the remaining porcelain head of Doctor A.
Luo Shiqin: …
In fact, she felt that if she had come a day later, this doctor would have slaughtered the hospital quickly.
After all, these doctors A are really bad-mouthed and seem to be at odds with doctor XX.
And judging from the title of this book, The Extraordinary Life of Doctor XX, this is definitely a story about the male protagonist getting slapped in the face.
When the male protagonist slaps his face in a cool story and encounters a ghost story hospital...
It’s still unclear who will win and who will lose.
The nurses A around were very accepting of the current developments. There was not even any change on their faces, they still had the same smiles they got from the market.
"Please follow me, Ms. Diamond A."
Xie Xu's eyes moved from the broken porcelain pieces on the ground to Luo Shiqin's face. His expression softened a little, and he said lovingly as if he was looking at an ignorant child: "Don't worry, I am more capable than that so-called signature doctor."
Luo Shiqin: …
If this was a normal person who knew nothing and came to see a doctor, he might kick his legs and die in the next second.
She nodded and opened the comments section for this chapter.
[Let’s be honest, who is this Block A? A new supporting character?]
[The above post has not been updated for a few days. The author of Playing Pigs to Eat Tigers and the author of the next door Xiduoduo Hospital have linked their articles, so Xie Ge left Qingshan Hospital to open up the map to develop potential customers! ]
[For the sake of a hard-won new patient, he changed his name and lowered his status. Xie Xu is really something. I am crying.]
[Does Xie Ge need to play the pig to eat the tiger? These doctors are so rude that they can just use their ultimate skills to slaughter them.]
[Coming from next door, I can only say, Xie Ge, take care of yourself.]
[? Upstairs you]
[I am dying of laughter. Our Doctor Mei has not appeared in Xie Xu's place yet, but his reputation has spread to everyone who comes to Xi Duo Duo Hospital.]
[So who is Mei Mao Bing?]
[For the previous one, you can read "The Survival Guidelines of Xiduoduo Hospital", which contains Dr. Mei. This book is simply a new level of weird talk! ]
[I suggest you not to treat Xi Duo Duo as a normal regular ghost story, otherwise you will be unable to help but complain after watching it...]
[This is the first time I heard someone use the word 'normal' to describe a rule or a weird thing. I learned something new.]
[Hiss…Xie has already killed two doctors, will he really not be retaliated against? It seems that Xie in the joint post is not as strategic as in the main story…]
[What Xi Duoduo lacks the most is doctors and nurses. As for why Xie Ge’s drawing style is not right, as a reader who has jumped into both pits, I think Xie Ge’s reaction is actually very good.]
[Those who can’t figure it out can think about the connection between Yin 〇 Ma*[1]…]
Luo Shiqin became more curious about this 'Doctor Mei Maobing' who only appeared on paper and in dialogues. She did not have any strong feelings about the fact that some readers complained about the too many sour practices in the hospital in the comment section, but since the upgrade of the book of life and the ability to see the new content of the VIP chapter, Luo Shiqin did have a different and novel experience.
The most obvious is the views on Doctor A and Nurse A.
Before reading the main text, Luo Shiqin was extremely wary of these monster porcelain dolls, and the iron hammer in her hand was always by her side and she never put it down.
Especially this group of guys who have fake smiles on their faces all day long that look like they were bought wholesale, which is a complete mental pollution.
Luo Shiqin almost concluded that they were monsters without any independent thoughts.
After reading the full text, she was still wary, but she no longer had a particularly strong filter of fear against this group of people.
Want to ask why?
"The Survival Rules of Xiduoduo Hospital" [Latest Update Chapter 24: The Annoying Expert]
[…As the best doctor in Xiduoduo Hospital after Dr. Mei Maobing, Doctor A2678 feels that he now has the right to speak!
God knows why the director suddenly had the idea to establish a relationship with Qingshan Hospital in the neighboring city (×), and both sides were so stupid as to send a doctor to exchange technology and experience.
Doctor A318 was the unlucky one picked out by lottery and went to that barren place which was incomparable to our Xiduoduo Hospital in any way. Before he left, all our doctors and nurses sang a farewell song for him.
'The wind is howling and the Yi River is cold; the brave man has left and will never return'
Hopefully, Doctor A318 will still have a porcelain head when he comes back.
Let’s not talk about the life and death of my colleagues, just this XX expert who came out of nowhere - he is a shitty expert!!
Can patients be cured through talk therapy? !
In the end, do you understand patients or do I understand patients?
Besides, how can such a grumpy doctor understand his patients? Of course, our traditional treatments are more reliable!
I, Doctor A2678, will fulfill my duty as a doctor and break the sweet trap set by these so-called experts for patients with a fearless spirit!!
Dr. Meimao Bing! My role model!
I hope you are watching me from a corner of the hospital! Watching Doctor A2678 who is about to do something great!
I'm going to fuck this XX expert——】
One minute later, Doctor A2678 gloriously shattered at Xie Xu's feet.
The kind that can't even be put together.
Luo Shiqin: …
After seeing the inner activities of this group of guys, it is really hard to have a horror filter towards other employees of Xiduoduo Hospital.
Luo Shiqin is now extremely grateful that she does not have the so-called book of abnormal life on her head. At least her inner thoughts will not be exposed to other people.
...I always feel particularly socially dead.
And it will greatly hinder the upgrade of her life book gold finger.
Luo Shiqin casually opened the book of the changed life of Nurse A at the front desk. She followed Xie Xu silently, reading "Xiduoduo Hospital Survival Guidelines" with Nurse A as the main perspective, to pass the time on the way to the clinic.
It must be said that the doctors and nurses at Xiduoduo Hospital are in perfect harmony.
Beneath the fake smile of the front desk nurse A968, there is a gossipy heart.
Luo Shiqin has already tasted the gossip of countless open and covert struggles between Doctor A and Doctor A in her latest update of this chapter.
In the main text of about 7,000 to 8,000 words, there are also one or two sentences expressing concern for other nurse A colleagues - yes, that's right, the three pink nurses who were smashed by Luo Shiqin.
It's really rare that nurse A968 took time out of her busy schedule to pay a visit to her colleague.
There is nothing else.
However, no matter whether it is Doctor A or Nurse A, the name "Doctor Mei Mao Bing" has appeared in their text content.
But Luo Shiqin went back and subscribed to countless VIP chapters according to the catalog, but still could not find the specific office of Dr. Mei Maobing.
Until just now, she was following Xie Xu and passed by a nurse in a blue uniform.
[12. Don’t trust the pink nurse, but you can trust the blue one]
Luo Shiqin remembered clearly the regulations on trustworthy items in the hospital regulations written by Dr. Mei Maobing himself.
Maybe we can find clues about Dr. Mei Maobing from this blue nurse!
But the blue nurse walked very fast. When Luo Shiqin ran into it head-on, she didn't have time to grab its sleeve. She could only watch it slip away in the opposite direction.
Since Xie Xu was still leading the way in front, she could only quickly withdraw her hand and command Little Thundercloud to follow the blue nurse.
Then there was a turn, and the doctor in front of me turned around, smiled and opened the door on the left.
【Clinic】
"Go in and sit for a while. I'll be right there in five minutes."
Luo Shiqin was politely invited into the clinic, but before she could even take two or three steps inside, she heard a "click" sound coming from outside the door.
Luo Shiqin: …
How afraid is this doctor XX that the group of doctors A will steal her medicine? ?
The door of the clinic was locked, so Luo Shiqin had to walk around the room.
There are no surveillance cameras here, only a small white table and a hospital bed. The surrounding walls are snow-white, but there is an exhaust fan installed on the high wall in the corner.
Now that I think about it, when I came out of the hospital as a maintenance worker at noon, I didn't have time to take out the bride puppet that was still moving around in the hospital's ventilation duct, and I didn't know where it was now.
Luo Shiqin moved a chair under the ventilation duct and stood on it to look inside.
風扇呼呼轉動，光線照得裏面明明暗暗，依舊看不清裏面的動靜。
真糟糕，之前忘記和新娘木偶商量着碰頭的暗號了。
羅詩琴這才回過神。
不比能通過符紙無限次數召喚的小雷雲，新娘木偶只能儲存在符紙中然後被放出，是獨一無二的存在。
她嘆了口氣，緊接着耳朵微動，聽見了門外傳來的匆匆腳步聲。
——這麽快就回來了？！
羅詩琴趕忙跳下椅子，想了想，還是決定将椅子搬離通風管道。
然而，當她這個動作做到一半時，診療室的大門被打開，露出了謝旭強作鎮定，但一眼就能看出這家夥慌忙趕來的神情。
雙方皆是愣住。
羅詩琴提着椅子僵直在窗臺邊上，而大開的雙扇窗戶被風微微推動，搞得好像是她要趁此機會從這裏逃出去一樣。
而且從XX醫生現在的表情來看，毫無疑問，他就是這樣想的。
羅詩琴：……
“咳，”她放下手中的椅子，撓了撓腦袋，“就，坐這邊吹吹風。”
謝旭身體緊繃，迅速反身關門上鎖，随後快步走到窗邊，在新病人詭異的眼神中拉上了窗戶并上了窗闩。
“沒事，”男人微笑着為自己剛剛的行為作出解釋，“有恒溫空調。”
羅詩琴：……
別以為我不知道你是怕來之不易的病人跑了。
在經歷了諸多坎坷後，兩人終于坐在了桌邊。
羅詩琴在坐下的一瞬間就意識到對方松了一口氣，随後周身的感覺都放松了下來。
奇怪，這也太緊張了吧？
對方奇怪的舉動讓她隐約覺得不太對勁，掩藏在口罩下的唇微微抿起。神出鬼沒的小雷雲從通風管道鑽出來，無限發散變淡後代替羅詩琴觸碰到了XX醫生頭頂上的異變人生書名。
《我在精神病院扮豬吃老虎的那些年》【最新章節 第一千七百八十七章 欲擒故縱的小綿羊】
羅詩琴：…………
……別告訴我，這個所謂的‘欲擒故縱的小綿羊’，是我。
那一瞬間，羅詩琴渾身雞皮疙瘩全都冒了出來，她甚至被惡心得全身打了個顫。
“方塊A？”
坐在她對面的男人溫和一笑，試探開口：“怎麽了？”
“從一開始到現在，你就在盯着我的腦袋，”謝旭拉長了聲調，随後雙眼微眯，帶着笑意地伸手向上虛指自己頭頂，“我的頭頂上有什麽嗎？”
安靜坐在椅子上的新病人沉默片刻，随後道：“我在你的頭頂上，看到了字很長的書名。”
“書名……”
男人若有所思，随後，他輕笑一聲，“方塊A，你的意思是，你在我的腦袋上看到了一本書？”
穿着白大褂的年輕男人擡手将鼻梁上的方框眼鏡微擡，嘴角帶着一絲淺淺笑意。
像方塊A這樣的病人，他在青山病院也沒少見。
不過對比起這麽安靜乖順的孩子，青山病院那群愚昧無知、狂妄自大的怪物可是難看得很。
因此，給這麽乖順的孩子做免費治療，謝旭也并不是那麽不情願了。
在他看來，方塊A只是出現了妄想症——畢竟像她這個年齡階段的孩子，總想着自己要和其他人與衆不同才好。
要是嘻多多的那群瓷器腦袋來‘治療’她，大概這個乖順孩子會變成下一個瓷器腦袋吧。
幸好是他來了。
男人看着她的眼神越發的憐惜，這讓羅詩琴越發謹慎起來——她雞皮疙瘩快掉一地了！
因為不清楚嘻多多病院會不會搜身，因此她身上所有的東西都塞進小雷雲體內，目前身上什麽能爆頭的東西都沒有。
而小雷雲除了先前去跟蹤藍色護士離開了一會兒，其他時候都藏在羅詩琴能看見的各個角落。
可即便是這樣，她看着眼前的XX醫生，還是沒來由地想要露出嫌惡的表情。
總覺得這家夥在想一些很奇怪的事情。
“既然這樣，”這家夥看起來并不相信她的話，似乎只是單純地将她當作一個有妄想傾向的人（應該是人吧？但怎麽覺得這家夥眼神越來越奇怪了），“那能請你描述一下那本書嗎？”
羅詩琴沉默了一下，語氣有些詭異：“你确定？”
XX醫生笑容不變，像看着一個不懂事的孩子一樣，眼神依舊帶着像是寵溺的包容：“當然。”
“《我在精神病院扮豬吃老虎的那些年》，”既然對方都這樣說了，羅詩琴也不藏着掖着，迅速道，“已經更新到第一千七百八十七章了，最新章節是‘欲擒故縱的小綿羊’。”
謝旭的表情在她開口說完異變人生書名後就完全變了。
他瞳孔緊縮，幾乎是用岌岌可危的理智在強壓震驚不讓自己失态。
如果說所謂的‘書名’只是某些關鍵詞的疊加——嘻多多病院今天懸挂的迎賓橫幅有他的職業和前來的目的，‘扮豬吃虎’或許只是碰巧對上。
但這個更新章節……
一千七百八十七，是他來到青山病院的天數。
如果是推測，不可能這樣準确！可如果是盲猜，也太過于好運！
【他想錯了，眼前的這個方塊A根本不可能是純粹的病人，或許是青山病院那群蠢貨派過來想要鏟除他的人……】
對面的方塊A說到最新章節名稱後猛地一頓，目光複雜地盯着他。
思路現在有些混亂的謝旭聽見她試探性地開口：“你說的這個小綿羊，應該不是我吧……？”
他驀地擡起頭，僅從那雙裸露在外的眼睛就能看出方塊A的嫌棄：
“噫，變态。”
在XX醫生還沒作出任何反應前，這一章底下的評論區先炸了。
[……救命，雖然方塊A罵我，但我總感覺很奇怪]
[割了吧（無慈悲）]
[（無慈悲+1）]
[噫……！]
[謝哥！謝哥再讓方塊A多罵兩句啊謝哥！快發揮你無與倫比的魅力啊謝哥！（恨鐵不成鋼）]
[方塊A方塊A方塊A……嘿嘿嘿方塊A……]
[她罵我！她心裏有我！A寶繼續罵！我絕不還口！]
[罵你你還爽了是吧？？方塊A別罵謝哥了，罵我！我比謝哥上道，能演倔強不屈！]
羅詩琴：……
這句變态，送給這一章評論區裏的所有異空間變态讀者。
當然，還是有正常讀者在的。
[這本書的評論區好奇怪……方塊A還是回我們嘻多多吧，總感覺這裏的全都是變态……]
[作者這寫的都是什麽玩意兒！搞個聯動，謝旭的身價都不知道降低到哪裏去了！能不能寫，不能寫封筆！]
[我真的無語子，樓上瞎哔哔什麽，你行你上啊。作者都沒寫什麽，純粹是評論區幾位圈地自己叫自己的，也沒礙着誰。你自己沒看過嘻多多的文風，當然不清楚聯動被影響的魅力。老實說謝旭還沒來嘻多多的最新幾章我都看得審美疲倦了，無非是假裝憋屈一下，然後扮豬吃老虎強行裝杯，不就是套路嗎誰還不會一樣，水了一千多章賺了那麽老些錢也足夠了。要是繼續這樣寫，我看作者後臺大概率都沒收益進賬了——不然你以為作者為什麽寫聯動文啊？聯動帶來的熱度可是你想都想不到的，要知道隔壁嘻多多也是排行榜前幾名！]
[我覺得這劇情梅貓冰啊，倒不如說我對方塊A更感興趣了。所以這個方塊A是真能看到人頭頂上的書名嗎？]
[純粹讨論劇情+1，我覺得應該是作者想要寫meta元素，破次元壁吓一下我們這些讀者。方塊A說什麽話，還不是作者決定的？]
[這種破次元壁的方式，莫名讓我想到那個女人……]
[樓上，咱倆應該想的是同一個人……]
[該不會是…！救命，如果是那個女人的話，差點沒把我幹成路燈PTSD！]
[誰啊誰啊，前面的不要打啞謎啊！快讓我聽聽！]
[樓上論壇開帖細說！]
羅詩琴：……
別論壇開帖了，讓她也聽一聽啊！
這猶抱琵琶半遮面的，弄得她也想去吃瓜了……
羅詩琴默然無語。
醒醒羅詩琴！別被嘻多多的醫生護士和異空間的讀者帶偏啊！你別忘了還在嘻多多病院某間病房裏受苦的筆友！
她的眼神逐漸變得堅毅。
“變态……？”
好半天才從這個詞的沖擊中緩過神來，謝旭嘴唇帶顫，臉上的笑容變得十分勉強：“你指的，應該不是我吧？”
眼前的病人用無辜的眼神回望着他，不由得讓謝旭眼前一黑。
他進入青山病院，從業這麽多年，第一次遇見喊他變态的病人……
謝旭沉默許久，随後從口袋裏掏出一枚吊墜——不，是一枚懷表。
古銅色的材質閃爍着暗色的光，随着懷表墜下，鏈條緊繃。
謝旭：“看着它。”
【……方塊A的視線不由自主地被他的聲音引導着盯向那一搖一擺的老式懷表，女生的雙眼逐漸渙散。
“我數三聲，你的意識将跟着數字逐漸飄遠。”
“3——你将遺忘你的過去，”
“2——你将失去你的妄想，”
"1--You will be like everyone else in the Hip Hop Hospital,"
"Now, wake up - and welcome back to me."
The man took back the watch in his hand, smiled at the dull-eyed Block A and said, "How do you feel?"
"...I feel like," Block A smiled the same brilliant smile as the other nurses, looking stiff and weird, "it's great!"
She took off her hat and mask, revealing her porcelain-white skin.
This chapter ends]
Luo Shiqin: …
Damn it!
She forced herself to retract her gaze from the old-fashioned pocket watch, and then looked away before Xie Xu noticed something was wrong.
For a novelist who often falls into plot assumptions, this is undoubtedly very skillful.
With her empty eyes, she looked no different from someone who was hypnotized by a pocket watch. At least Xie Xu was very confident in his skills.
The old-fashioned pocket watch kept shaking, and after he finished his hypnosis words, there was a knock on the door.
[… "Now, wake up—hmm?" Before the final order was given, Xie Xu couldn't help but frown when he heard the voice coming from outside the door, "Who?"
"Hello, Doctor XX. All doctors will be meeting in the conference room on the fourth floor in five minutes. I came to inform you and give you the meeting minutes."
Xie Xu was a little annoyed. He turned around and looked at Block A who was still immersed in hypnosis. The girl's exposed eyes were empty and lifeless, and she was not afraid of any harm.
Finished the treatment just before the meeting started and brought them over to see what professionalism is all about!
He raised his lips, stood up and walked to the door, ready to take the meeting book first, and let the nurse outside the door be a witness to the completion of the treatment. 】
The chair creaked, and Xie Xu turned around and walked towards the ward door that he had locked earlier.
Behind him, there was a man holding a chair high up at the back of his head with both hands.
Red Eye Block A.
[1] Gintama
#No one really thinks that red eyes are a special effect, right?
Come and sigh with me: This chapter is so fat!
Fifty small red envelopes are dropped in this chapter~ (look above, look at the anticipation)