【Exclusive from Jinjiang】Hospital is full of joy
"What about Dr. Mei, Dr. A?"
In the outpatient lobby of Xiduoduo Hospital, the XX expert who had appeared elegant before turned around with a smile, and the black energy lingering around him almost materialized.
"Diamond A, the only one who will take over your treatment today is me, Xie Xu."
The Block A in front of him scratched his head, not affected by the black energy at all, and asked honestly: "Who is Xie Xu?"
Xie Xu himself: …
The dark energy around the man was stagnant at this question. After a long time, he gritted his teeth and said in frustration: "The only one who will take over your treatment is me, Doctor XX."
Block A said regretfully: "Okay."
You have no regrets!
I am truly capable in Qingshan Hospital! I have refused many monsters who asked me to treat them abnormally. Now I am treating a mentally ill Block A like you. Do you think I am wronging you?!
The smile on Xie Xu's face completely disappeared, but he couldn't get angry at his precious new patient.
Then, the dark energy surrounding him instantly wrapped around the necks of the two doctors A like a death rope.
Doctor A:!
Another doctor, Doctor A, blurted out: "It's unfair, sir!"
Luo Shiqin:?
Aren't you too skilled in begging for mercy?
Xie Xu's expression finally looked better. Just when Luo Shiqin thought that this guy would let Doctor A go, Xie Xu directed the black energy and crushed their throats.
The white porcelain doll shattered with a "snap", and the relatively intact porcelain head rolled to Xie Xu's feet.
Seeing that this guy was about to say something to save their precarious communication friendship, Xie Xu sneered and raised his foot to crush the remaining porcelain head of Doctor A.
Luo Shiqin: …
In fact, she felt that if she had come a day later, this doctor would have slaughtered the hospital quickly.
After all, these doctors A are really bad-mouthed and seem to be at odds with doctor XX.
And judging from the title of this book, The Extraordinary Life of Doctor XX, this is definitely a story about the male protagonist getting slapped in the face.
When the male protagonist slaps his face in a cool story and encounters a ghost story hospital...
It's still unclear who will win and who will lose.
The nurses A around were very accepting of the current developments. There was not even any change on their faces, they still had the same smiles they got from the market.
"Please follow me, Ms. Diamond A."
Xie Xu's eyes moved from the broken porcelain pieces on the ground to Luo Shiqin's face. His expression softened a little, and he said lovingly as if he was looking at an ignorant child: "Don't worry, I am more capable than that so-called signature doctor."
Luo Shiqin: …
If this was a normal person who knew nothing and came to see a doctor, he might kick his legs and die in the next second.
She nodded and opened the comments section for this chapter.
[Let's be honest, who is this Block A? A new supporting character?]
[The above post has not been updated for a few days. The author of Playing Pigs to Eat Tigers and the author of the next door Xiduoduo Hospital have linked their articles, so Xie Ge left Qingshan Hospital to open up the map to develop potential customers! ]
[For the sake of a hard-won new patient, he changed his name and lowered his status. Xie Xu is really something. I am crying.]
[Does Xie Ge need to play the pig to eat the tiger? These doctors are so rude that they can just use their ultimate skills to slaughter them.]
[Coming from next door, I can only say, Xie Ge, take care of yourself.]
[? Upstairs you]
[I am dying of laughter. Our Doctor Mei has not appeared in Xie Xu's place yet, but his reputation has spread to everyone who comes to Xi Duo Duo Hospital.]
[So who is Mei Mao Bing?]
[For the previous one, you can read "The Survival Guidelines of Xiduoduo Hospital", which contains Dr. Mei. This book is simply a new level of weird talk! ]
[I suggest you not to treat Xi Duo Duo as a normal regular ghost story, otherwise you will be unable to help but complain after watching it...]
[This is the first time I heard someone use the word 'normal' to describe a rule or a weird thing. I learned something new.]
[Hiss…Xie has already killed two doctors, will he really not be retaliated against? It seems that Xie in the joint post is not as strategic as in the main story…]
[What Xi Duoduo lacks the most is doctors and nurses. As for why Xie Ge's drawing style is not right, as a reader who has jumped into both pits, I think Xie Ge's reaction is actually very good.]
[Those who can't figure it out can think about the connection between Yin 〇Ma*[1]…]
Luo Shiqin became more curious about this 'Doctor Mei Maobing' who only appeared on paper and in dialogues. She did not have any strong feelings about the fact that some readers complained about the too many sour practices in the hospital in the comment section, but since the upgrade of the book of life and the ability to see the new content of the VIP chapter, Luo Shiqin did have a different and novel experience.
The most obvious is the views on Doctor A and Nurse A.
Before reading the main text, Luo Shiqin was extremely wary of these monster porcelain dolls, and the iron hammer in her hand was always by her side and she never put it down.
Especially this group of guys who have fake smiles on their faces all day long that look like they were bought wholesale, which is a complete mental pollution.
Luo Shiqin almost concluded that they were monsters without any independent thoughts.
After reading the full text, she was still wary, but she no longer had a particularly strong filter of fear against this group of people.
Want to ask why?
"The Survival Rules of Xiduoduo Hospital" [Latest Update Chapter 24: The Annoying Expert]
[…As the best doctor in Xiduoduo Hospital after Dr. Mei Maobing, Doctor A2678 feels that he now has the right to speak!
God knows why the director suddenly had the idea to establish a relationship with Qingshan Hospital in the neighboring city (×), and both sides were so stupid as to send a doctor to exchange technology and experience.
Doctor A318 was the unlucky one picked out by lottery and went to that barren place which was incomparable to our Xiduoduo Hospital in any way. Before he left, all our doctors and nurses sang a farewell song for him.
'The wind is howling and the Yi River is cold; the brave man has left and will never return'
Hopefully, Doctor A318 will still have a porcelain head when he comes back.
Let's not talk about the life and death of my colleagues, just this XX expert who came out of nowhere - he is a shitty expert!!
Can patients be cured through talk therapy? !
In the end, do you understand patients or do I understand patients?
Besides, how can such a grumpy doctor understand his patients? Of course, our traditional treatments are more reliable!
I, Doctor A2678, will fulfill my duty as a doctor and break the sweet trap set by these so-called experts for patients with a fearless spirit!!
Dr. Meimao Bing! My role model!
I hope you are watching me from a corner of the hospital! Watching Doctor A2678 who is about to do something great!
I'm going to fuck this XX expert——】
One minute later, Doctor A2678 gloriously shattered at Xie Xu's feet.
The kind that can't even be put together.
Luo Shiqin: …
After seeing the inner activities of this group of guys, it is really hard to have a horror filter towards other employees of Xiduoduo Hospital.
Luo Shiqin is now extremely grateful that she does not have the so-called book of abnormal life on her head. At least her inner thoughts will not be exposed to other people.
...I always feel particularly socially dead.
And it will greatly hinder the upgrade of her life book gold finger.
Luo Shiqin casually opened the book of the changed life of Nurse A at the front desk. She followed Xie Xu silently, reading "Xiduoduo Hospital Survival Guidelines" with Nurse A as the main perspective, to pass the time on the way to the clinic.
It must be said that the doctors and nurses at Xiduoduo Hospital are in perfect harmony.
Beneath the fake smile of the front desk nurse A968, there is a gossipy heart.
Luo Shiqin has already tasted the gossip of countless open and covert struggles between Doctor A and Doctor A in her latest update of this chapter.
In the main text of about 7,000 to 8,000 words, there are also one or two sentences expressing concern for other nurse A colleagues - yes, that's right, the three pink nurses who were smashed by Luo Shiqin.
It's really rare that nurse A968 took time out of her busy schedule to pay a visit to her colleague.
There is nothing else.
However, no matter whether it is Doctor A or Nurse A, the name "Doctor Mei Mao Bing" has appeared in their text content.
But Luo Shiqin went back and subscribed to countless VIP chapters according to the catalog, but still could not find the specific office of Dr. Mei Maobing.
Until just now, she was following Xie Xu and passed by a nurse in a blue uniform.
[12. Don't trust the pink nurse, but you can trust the blue one]
Luo Shiqin remembered clearly the regulations on trustworthy items in the hospital regulations written by Dr. Mei Maobing himself.
Maybe we can find clues about Dr. Mei Maobing from this blue nurse!
But the blue nurse walked very fast. When Luo Shiqin ran into it head-on, she didn't have time to grab its sleeve. She could only watch it slip away in the opposite direction.
Since Xie Xu was still leading the way in front, she could only quickly withdraw her hand and command Little Thundercloud to follow the blue nurse.
Then there was a turn, and the doctor in front of me turned around, smiled and opened the door on the left.
【Clinic】
"Go in and sit for a while. I'll be right there in five minutes."
Luo Shiqin was politely invited into the clinic, but before she could even take two or three steps inside, she heard a "click" sound coming from outside the door.
Luo Shiqin: …
How afraid is this doctor XX that the group of doctors A will steal her medicine? ?
The door of the clinic was locked, so Luo Shiqin had to walk around the room.
There are no surveillance cameras here, only a small white table and a hospital bed. The surrounding walls are snow-white, but there is an exhaust fan installed on the high wall in the corner.
Now that I think about it, when I came out of the hospital as a maintenance worker at noon, I didn't have time to take out the bride puppet that was still moving around in the hospital's ventilation duct, and I didn't know where it was now.
Luo Shiqin moved a chair under the ventilation duct and stood on it to look inside.
The fan was whirring, and the light made the inside dim, but I still couldn't see clearly what was going on inside.
Too bad I forgot to discuss the meeting signal with the bride puppet.
Luo Shiqin finally came to her senses.
Unlike the small thundercloud that can be summoned an unlimited number of times through talismans, the bride puppet can only be stored in the talisman and then released. It is a unique existence.
She sighed, then moved her ears slightly and heard hurried footsteps coming from outside the door.
——You're back so soon?!
Luo Shiqin quickly jumped off the chair, thought about it, and decided to move the chair away from the ventilation duct.
However, when she was halfway through this action, the door of the clinic was opened, revealing Xie Xu's expression, which was trying to be calm, but it was obvious at a glance that the guy was rushing in in a hurry.
Both parties were stunned.
Luo Shiqin stood stiffly by the windowsill holding a chair, and the wide-open double windows were slightly pushed by the wind, as if she was going to take this opportunity to escape from here.
And judging from Doctor XX's current expression, there is no doubt that he thinks so.
Luo Shiqin: …
"Well," she put down the chair in her hand and scratched her head, "Just sit here and get some fresh air."
Xie Xu tensed up and quickly turned around to close and lock the door. Then he quickly walked to the window, closed the window and bolted it under the strange look of the new patient.
"It's okay," the man smiled and explained his actions, "There is a constant temperature air conditioner."
Luo Shiqin: …
Don't think I don't know that you are afraid that the hard-earned patients will run away.
After going through many twists and turns, the two finally sat down at the table.
The moment Luo Shiqin sat down, she realized that the other party breathed a sigh of relief, and then her whole body felt relaxed.
Strange, this is too tense, right?
The other party's strange behavior made her vaguely feel that something was wrong, and her lips hidden under the mask pursed slightly. The elusive little thundercloud emerged from the ventilation duct, infinitely diverged and faded, and then replaced Luo Shiqin to touch the title of the book "The Mutated Life" above Doctor XX's head.
"The Years I Played the Pig and Eated the Tiger in the Mental Hospital" [Latest Chapter 1787: The Little Sheep Who Played Hard to Get]
Luo Shiqin: …………
...Don't tell me that this so-called 'little sheep playing hard to get' is me.
At that moment, Luo Shiqin got goosebumps all over her body, and she even shivered with disgust.
"Ace of Diamonds?"
The man sitting opposite her smiled gently and asked tentatively: "What's wrong?"
"From the beginning till now, you have been staring at my head," Xie Xu stretched out his tone, then narrowed his eyes slightly, pointed his hand upwards with a smile, "Is there something on my head?"
The new patient sat quietly in the chair for a moment, then said, "I saw a long book title above your head."
"Title of the book..."
The man thought for a moment, then chuckled, "Ace of Diamonds, you mean you saw a book on my head?"
The young man in a white coat raised his hand to slightly lift the square-frame glasses on his nose, with a slight smile on the corners of his mouth.
Patients like Block A are not uncommon in Qingshan Hospital.
However, compared to such a quiet and well-behaved child, the group of ignorant and arrogant monsters in Qingshan Hospital are very ugly.
Therefore, Xie Xu was not so reluctant to provide free treatment to such a well-behaved child.
In his opinion, Block A was just suffering from delusions - after all, children of her age always wanted to be different from others.
If Xiduoduo's group of porcelain heads come to "treat" her, perhaps this obedient child will become the next porcelain head.
Fortunately, he came.
The man looked at her with more and more pity, which made Luo Shiqin more cautious - she was almost covered with goosebumps!
Because she was not sure whether the Xiduoduo Hospital would conduct a body search, she stuffed all her belongings into Little Leiyun's body. Currently, she had nothing on her that could explode her head.
Except for the time when the little thundercloud went to follow the blue nurse and left for a while, the rest of the time it hid in every corner where Luo Shiqin could see it.
But even so, when she looked at Doctor XX in front of her, she still wanted to show a disgusted expression for no reason.
I always feel that this guy is thinking something very strange.
"In that case," the guy didn't seem to believe her, as if he simply regarded her as a person with delusional tendencies (should she be a person? But why did he look more and more strange), "could you please describe the book?"
Luo Shiqin was silent for a moment, and asked in a strange tone: "Are you sure?"
Doctor XX's smile remained unchanged, as if he was looking at an ignorant child, his eyes still carried a doting and tolerant look: "Of course."
"'The Years I Played the Pig and Eated the Tiger in the Mental Hospital'," since the other party had said so, Luo Shiqin did not hide it and said quickly, "It has been updated to Chapter 1,787, and the latest chapter is 'The Little Sheep Who Plays Hard to Get'."
Xie Xu's expression changed completely after she said the title of the book "An Extraordinary Life".
His pupils constricted, and he was using his precarious sanity to suppress his shock and not lose his composure.
If the so-called "book title" is just the superposition of certain keywords - the welcome banner hung in Xiduoduo Hospital today has his occupation and the purpose of his visit, "pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger" may just be a coincidence.
But this update chapter...
One thousand seven hundred and eighty-seven is the number of days he has been in Qingshan Hospital.
If it was a guess, it couldn't be so accurate! But if it was a blind guess, it was too lucky!
[He was wrong. The Block A in front of him couldn't be a pure patient. He might be someone sent by those idiots at Qingshan Hospital to get rid of him...]
Block A on the opposite side suddenly paused after saying the name of the latest chapter and stared at him with complicated eyes.
Xie Xu, whose thoughts were a little confused, heard her tentatively ask, "The little sheep you are talking about shouldn't be me, right...?"
He suddenly raised his head, and from his exposed eyes alone one could see the disgust of Diamond A:
"Ah, pervert."
Before Doctor XX could respond, the comment section under this chapter exploded.
[…Help, even though Block A scolded me, I still feel weird]
[Cut it off (no mercy)]
[(No Mercy +1)]
[Alas……!]
[Thank you, Brother Xie! Brother Xie, please let Block A scold you a few more times! Show off your incomparable charm, Brother Xie! (I hate that you can’t make a good match)]
[Block A Block A Block A…Hey hey hey Block A…]
[She scolds me! She has me in her heart! A-Bao continues to scold me! I will never say anything back!]
[You feel good after I scolded you, right? ? Block A, don’t scold Brother Xie, scold me! I am more sensible than Brother Xie, and I can act stubborn and unyielding! ]
Luo Shiqin: …
This perverted sentence is dedicated to all the perverted readers from another dimension in the comment section of this chapter.
Of course, there are still normal readers.
[The comment section of this book is so weird... Block A should just reply to our comments. I feel like everyone here is a pervert...]
[What the hell is this author writing about! If you create a crossover, I don’t know how much Xie Xu’s worth has dropped! Can you please continue writing? If not, please stop writing!]
[I am really speechless. What is the nonsense above? If you can do it, then do it. The author didn't write anything. It's just a few people in the comment section talking about their own things. It doesn't bother anyone. You haven't read Xi Duoduo's writing style, so of course you don't understand the charm of the linkage. To be honest, I was aesthetically tired of reading the latest chapters of Xi Duoduo before Xie Xu came. It's nothing more than pretending to be aggrieved, and then pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger. Isn't it a routine? Who wouldn't do it? It's enough to make so much money after more than a thousand chapters. If he continues to write like this, I think the author's backstage will most likely have no income - otherwise why do you think the author wrote linkage articles? The popularity brought by linkage is beyond your imagination. You have to know that Xi Duoduo next door is also among the top few in the rankings! ]
[I think this plot is a bit weird. I am more interested in Block A. So can Block A really see the title of the book above people's heads?]
[Purely discussing the plot +1, I think the author wants to write meta elements, breaking the dimensional wall to scare us readers. What Block A says is not decided by the author, right?]
[This method of breaking the dimensional wall inexplicably reminds me of that woman...]
[Upstairs, we should both be thinking of the same person...]
[Could it be...! Help me, if it was that woman, I would have been given PTSD by then!]
[Who is it? Stop telling lies! Let me hear it!]
[Please post a detailed explanation in the forum above!]
Luo Shiqin: …
Don’t post on the forum, let her listen too!
This woman holding the pipa and half covering her face makes her want to eat melons...
Luo Shiqin remained silent.
Wake up, Luo Shiqin! Don't be misled by Xi Duoduo's doctors and nurses and readers from another space! Don't forget your pen pal who is still suffering in a ward in Xi Duoduo Hospital!
Her eyes gradually became determined.
“Pervert…?”
It took Xie Xu a long time to recover from the shock of this word. His lips trembled and the smile on his face became very forced: "You are not referring to me, right?"
The patient in front of him looked back at him with innocent eyes, which made Xie Xu feel dizzy.
He entered Qingshan Hospital. After working there for so many years, this was the first time he encountered a patient who called him a pervert...
Xie Xu was silent for a long time, then took out a pendant from his pocket - no, it was a pocket watch.
The bronze material shimmered with a dark light, and as the pocket watch fell, the chain tightened.
Xie Xu: “Look at it.”
[…Block A’s gaze was involuntarily guided by his voice to the swaying old-fashioned pocket watch, and the girl’s eyes gradually faded.
"I will count to three, and your consciousness will gradually drift away with the numbers."
"3-You will forget your past,"
"2-You will lose your delusion,"
"1--You will be like everyone else in the Hip Hop Hospital,"
"Now, wake up - and welcome back to me."
The man took back the watch in his hand, smiled at the dull-eyed Block A and said, "How do you feel?"
"...I feel like," Block A smiled the same brilliant smile as the other nurses, looking stiff and weird, "it's great!"
She took off her hat and mask, revealing her porcelain-white skin.
This chapter ends]
Luo Shiqin: …
Damn it!
She forced herself to retract her gaze from the old-fashioned pocket watch, and then looked away before Xie Xu noticed something was wrong.
For a novelist who often falls into plot assumptions, this is undoubtedly very skillful.
With her empty eyes, she looked no different from someone who was hypnotized by a pocket watch. At least Xie Xu was very confident in his skills.
The old-fashioned pocket watch kept shaking, and after he finished his hypnosis words, there was a knock on the door.
[… "Now, wake up—hmm?" Before the final order was given, Xie Xu couldn't help but frown when he heard the voice coming from outside the door, "Who?"
"Hello, Doctor XX. All doctors will be meeting in the conference room on the fourth floor in five minutes. I came to inform you and give you the meeting minutes."
Xie Xu was a little annoyed. He turned around and looked at Block A who was still immersed in hypnosis. The girl's exposed eyes were empty and lifeless, and she was not afraid of any harm.
Finished the treatment just before the meeting started and brought them over to see what professionalism is all about!
He raised his lips, stood up and walked to the door, ready to take the meeting book first, and let the nurse outside the door be a witness to the completion of the treatment. 】
The chair creaked, and Xie Xu turned around and walked towards the ward door that he had locked earlier.
Behind him, there was a man holding a chair high up at the back of his head with both hands.
Red Eye Block A.
[1] Gintama
#No one really thinks that red eyes are a special effect, right?
Come and sigh with me: This chapter is so fat!
Fifty small red envelopes are dropped in this chapter~ (look above, look at the anticipation)
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