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“Woof! Woof woof woof!”

Whose dog... barks so loudly so early in the morning...

The girl lying on the bed trembled her fingers, and her brain gradually became clear from confusion.

The dog's barking became clearer and clearer - towards the end, it sounded as if it was lying next to her and barking.

“Woo woo…Woof!”

I didn't think so when I heard it just now, but now that I'm more awake, the dog's barking... isn't it a little too weak?

Yu Yu finally opened her eyes which seemed to be glued shut. Her newly awakened mind was covered with a debuff. She stared at the ceiling in a daze - and then a... dog appeared in her field of vision?

The little black dog wagged its tail happily, shook its furry head, and barked softly at Yu Yu.

"Woof!"

"Are you awake?"

Puppy: "You are sleeping soundly, Yu. If you don't get up, you will miss lunch."

Yu Yu:?

"Dog, dog!" She stammered, her eyes filled with astonishment. "The dog spoke?!"

Luo Shiqin: …?

The person holding the puppy moved it away from her, revealing a helpless smile on the girl's face.

"Are you confused?"

She held the little black dog in her arms, lowered her head and rubbed its head: "I woke up this morning and found it sleeping outside the door. It looked so pitiful and I couldn't get rid of it."

In fact, I didn't catch up at all.

After Luo Shiqin opened the door and found the little black dog, the man and the dog looked at each other for a long time.

Under the tearful gaze of the little black dog, Luo Shiqin was the first to surrender. She squatted down and began to play with the dog by holding her throat.

This is a small country dog. After being teased by her a few times, its trembling little tail swung like a propeller, and when it was extremely excited it would bark "woof woof woof".

The sound that Yu Yu heard when she was asleep earlier was made by it.

Senior Luo sat at the end of the bed and began to rub her head while holding the puppy. Then she turned her head to glance at the junior who was still in a daze.

She paused and glanced at the other person's head.

"What's wrong?"

"Senior..."

They both spoke at the same time. Yu Yu looked at her and said hesitantly, "Yesterday——"

"Were we at a wedding?"

Luo Shiqin: "... To be specific, it was to kidnap a bride."

She picked up the puppy, rubbed its soft black paw pads, and used the puppy to cover her face. Yu Yu and the little black dog could only look at each other in bewilderment.

"Senior," the younger schoolgirl finally came to her senses and recalled everything that happened yesterday. She then grabbed her arm with a burning look in her eyes, "What is the twenty-four-character mantra?"

The woman in front of me suddenly gave a weird smile: "Do you suspect I'm fake?"

Yu Yu's throat rolled wildly, and the strength of his grip on her arm gradually increased.

Luo Shiqin originally intended to tease her junior schoolmate, but her face was distorted for a moment by this force.

"Stop - I'm just kidding." She took a deep breath and uttered a series of characters, "Prosperous, strong, democratic, civilized, harmonious, free, equal, just, rule of law, patriotic, dedicated, honest, friendly... stop, stop, stop!"

Yu Yu was shocked: "Senior sister would not answer so easily, you are really not a senior sister!"

Luo Shiqin was even more shocked: "What do I look like in your eyes now?"

She used her free hand to grab the little black dog that was about to fall, and then -

"Look at my black dog face!"

The barking little fellow blocked the view of the little school girl, and Luo Shiqin was able to free her right arm.

She got up helplessly and opened the wooden door leading to the spacious courtyard from the living room. In an instant, the strong sun at around ten o'clock in the morning cast its light into the living room. The warm light made Yu Yu start to dizzy again.

"We're out."

Luo Shiqin looked at her sideways and smiled, "Welcome back to enjoy a real vacation."

Yu Yu: "... Hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium, boron?"

Luo Shiqin: "Carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, fluorine, neon... How much psychological shadow did that ghost leave on you?"

This sentence made the little school girl sitting on the bed fall into memory. She held her head in pain and said weakly: "No, don't make me remember it again."

That's a shadow that you'll remember for a lifetime!

Luo Shiqin shrugged, and then her tone became playful: "Since I can't prove it...then let them prove it for me?"

What? Who?

Yu Yu looked up and was about to ask a question when he saw a hint of golden red in the corner of his vision.

Behind her, the ghost brides vomited out by the little thundercloud fell one after another on Yu Yu's bed. The bride, wearing a red and white veil, waved happily at her, then pointed at Luo Shiqin, who was watching the scene leisurely with her arms crossed, and said in a serious tone: "She is...really..."

Yu Yu: ...

The little school girl, who had just woken up, rolled her eyes up, fell backwards, and was frightened into the arms of a ghost bride.

Here's what happened.

Through the last bit of updated text in Chapter 19 of "Happiness", Luo Shiqin was able to see through the intentions of the author of "Happiness".

Yun Yuer and the group of ghost brides might really disappear in this spliced ​​space along with the paper figures here.

But isn't this sad?

The undulating earthen mounds at the end of the village, the paper money flying all over the sky, and the dotted wild daisies, these are all they have.

Luo Shiqin sighed and decided to give it a try on her own.

Previously, she promoted herself to a full-time position and made up her identity as a diplomat who communicated between the underworld and the human world.

Although I don’t know how much Yu Yu and the readers in the comment section of “Happiness” believed, but if possible, she wants to do something for those girls——

Even if it means moving them to a new grave? Even if it means taking them out of the spliced ​​space? Even if it means... taking a look at the real sun.

The small thundercloud talismans that she had scattered earlier gathered into a large one again, wrapping up the group of girls who had already decided that she could not leave them, and were put into the talisman that Luo Shiqin had drawn.

At the last second, she took the talisman in her hand and left the collapsing space.

The result is still good.

However, it seemed like the CPU of the little thundercloud was overheating, and it failed to load the Ghost Bride after loading for a long time.

Luo Shiqin had no choice but to put it aside and wait.

Isn't this a coincidence? Yu Yu just woke up, and Little Thundercloud finally succeeded in decompressing the compressed package, and then a bunch of ghost brides filled Yu Yu's bed.

The red and white hood moved, and then a head emerged.

Yun Yuer poked her head out and said happily: "Yubao!"

Luo Shiqin: "...your granddaughter must have fainted from fright."

Yun Yuer: “Hahahahaha!”

She didn't care at all and continued to smile: "She has always been timid since she was a child."

After Yun Yuer finished saying this, she managed to crawl out of the ghost bride's wedding dress and landed lightly on the ground. She looked curiously at the sunny outside the house and took a few steps forward.

"Don't come over." Luo Shiqin closed the wooden door again and shook her head, "It's a ghost after all."

This is probably a well-known setting, so she won't challenge it casually. Don't bring people out with great difficulty, and then let them hang out in the sun, and then they evaporate!

Yun Yuer stood there obediently, then looked at the girl in front of her, carefully and tenderly, and suddenly said, "Thank you."

"Thank you very much, indeed."

Luo Shiqin: "Well, I just did what I could."

Now that I've been promoted, no one can tell if I expand my authority, right?

Yun Yuer shook her head and said calmly: "Actually, after I woke up, I knew what I should do."

"Um?"

"As for me, I woke up because of Yubao." She turned her head and looked at her granddaughter sleeping on the bed, sighed, and her eyes were gentle.

"I actually don't know how I died. It seemed like in the blink of an eye, she had grown up to this size."

"Later, when I was cleaning up with Yubao, I figured it out."

Yun Yuer crossed her arms and fell into reminiscence: "I am a chemistry teacher. When I was young, the equipment was not very advanced, and I came into contact with harmful chemicals like that many times."

"I was diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease three years ago. In just six months, I could no longer remember anyone around me."

"Sometimes when I look at Yubao's mother, I wonder whose daughter is this pretty girl."

"My condition became more serious and sometimes we couldn't even keep me at home, so my daughter and son-in-law took me and my husband to the city."

"During the New Year when I was studying at Yubao, I got lost due to an accident."

"My husband and my daughter and son-in-law searched for me for two days and found my body in the early morning."

"I still remember," she suddenly laughed and gestured to Luo Shiqin, "I flew very far at that time, and the skin on my face was like this - ah."

Yun Yu'er suddenly paused and said awkwardly, "I'm afraid you won't like to hear this."

"Anyway, I died that winter. Yubao, who was studying in another city, didn't get to see me for the last time."

"But, to them, I might have been dead three years ago."

Yun Yuer: "When the soul leaves the body, the familiar becomes a stranger. Perhaps it is best not to see each other again. We both retain the closest and most lovable appearance of each other."

"I," she said suddenly, "I vaguely felt that I shouldn't be here. But here you are."

Luo Shiqin was stunned.

Am I here?

Do you mean... the setting of the underworld that I brought?

Luo Shiqin suddenly understood.

No wonder Yun Yuer doesn’t have a book of life—it’s because of her appearance. The author of “囍” never arranged it!

Because of Luo Shiqin's newly added settings, 'Yun Yu'er' came to Yu Yu in the form of a soul.

Her right hand twitched slightly, and waves of shock surged in her heart.

Isn't this completely recognized by the author and readers of "Happiness"? !

Otherwise, Luo Shiqin couldn't have added Yun Yu'er in soul form into the plot of "Happiness" all at once just by imposing the setting herself!

"That's why I say thank you," Yun Yuer said with a smile, "otherwise, I wouldn't be able to see her soberly again."

Luo Shiqin: "You can be with her again..."

"No."

The young-looking grandmother shook her head slightly: "Actually, Yubao is not completely timid."

“She just has a lot of empathy.”

'——Why are you afraid of ghosts, Yubao? This is just a movie, and grandma is here with you.'

"——The wound on your face hurts so much... Ooooooh! I don't want them to feel any pain!"

"This child is so empathetic." Yun Yuer walked over, touched her granddaughter's hair, and said softly, "She thinks she is afraid of ghosts."

"She was just afraid they would be in too much pain."

The ghost bride embraced the sleeping girl and sang a nursery rhyme to her affectionately:

"Rocking and rocking, rocking to Grandma's Bridge..."

Thank you, Yuyu.

Thank you for being so afraid of ghosts and coming to save us.

I feel like some of the ideas are not coded well, I'm not sure, I'll take a look tomorrow.

Hehehe, the cover is a commercial insert from Yue, it will be on the cover for a day for you guys to see~

It will be posted on the author's column avatar later~

(The stickman is a simple drawing of a roommate)

This chapter drops fifty small red envelopes~