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Perhaps it was because Luo Shiqin's eyes were too strange, Shi Enle finally felt a little embarrassed after getting off the bed.
She touched her head and explained sincerely, "Because it's Sister Qin, you wouldn't lie to us for no reason."
These words were spoken sincerely, which made Luo Shiqin, who had just stepped half a foot into society, feel the most sincere trust of college students, and then her conscience ached slightly to show respect.
"Plus one," Yan Yurong added, "And do you remember the spell you showed us not long ago?"
Spells? ?
Luo Shiqin was startled, as if she had thought of something, and then hesitantly took out the only piece of yellow talisman paper left in her pocket: "Are you talking about this?"
The yellow talisman paper wavered, and then disappeared from her fingers as if burned, and the floating ashes once again formed a small, snow-white cloud with a faint sound of thunder.
The little thundercloud reappeared, circling around everyone happily, then settled down on Yu Yu's head and collapsed comfortably.
"Yes."
Even when she saw it again, Yan Yurong still found it unbelievable.
She raised her hand and poked Yu Yu who was frozen in place, and then poked the lazy little thundercloud who was unwilling to leave.
Yan Yurong exclaimed: "No matter how many times I watch it, it still seems incredible."
Little Sun said as a matter of course: "After all, Sister Qin is an intern in the underworld."
Luo Shiqin: …
If you hadn't told her, she would have almost forgotten that in the last book about abnormal life, Luo Shiqin and her roommates had talked about this matter. At that time, she even made up an outrageous identity of "intern in the underworld" - I thought that with the disappearance of "Abnormal Relationship", this outrageous setting would also be corrected, but it turns out that it wasn't? !
In a flash, Luo Shiqin quickly controlled her expression and nodded calmly: "After all, I am an intern in the underworld."
...Help, even though this is for the bonus of the Book of Life, will anyone really believe this?
Even she couldn't help but complain about herself. After all, when she made this joke, she never thought that she could make it come true.
——Could it be that later on, as this outrageous setting gets bigger and bigger, she will have to play the role of the manager of this so-called underworld company herself? ?
The school girls had no doubts at all, and the most significant sign was that the lightning in the small thundercloud became much brighter.
Although this cloud of salty fish was still paralyzed on Yu Yu's head, Luo Shiqin had no doubt that if the Ghost Bride returned now, this cloud of salty fish would still be able to rush up and give the opponent the most fashionable ion perm - the kind that comes with a five-star guaranteed review.
The schoolgirls believed it without a doubt, and Yu Yu finally forced a smile: "That's great..."
Wuwuwu, it turns out that the senior can see too! Senior, save my life!
Luo Shiqin put on her character and smiled coldly, saying that these were just small matters and there was nothing she couldn't handle with her connections in the underworld.
…Although now she is the only one in this relationship.
But who knows what unexpected things may happen in the future?
It is necessary to take precautions before things happen.
She turned around and glanced outside the dormitory door through the cat's eyes.
There was no movement except total darkness.
Luo Shiqin thought about it and finally opened the door with the handle.
Along with the sound of the door lock opening and closing, Yu Yu, who was sitting on the high bed, shuddered, and was then hugged by Yan Yurong on the shoulders.
Downstairs, Shi Enle subconsciously picked up the "Introduction to Algorithms" on his desk and seemed a little excited.
The dormitory door was opened, but outside the door, just as Luo Shiqin saw through the cat's eyes, there was nothing.
...No, it's not like there's nothing left.
Luo Shiqin lowered her head, bent down and picked up a red and white paper package.
It was said to be red and white, but in fact it was white wax smeared on the edges of the red paper of even thickness. The sticky and slippery touch of the wax made her frown.
"Invitations."
She looked at the words above and read them, then closed the door and turned around to open it under the bright light in the dormitory.
"I hope that on April 30th, my son ■■■ and Ehime Yu Yu will get married."
Under the light, the girl slowly read out: "Warning... the words after that are all blurred by ink and can't be seen clearly."
"What is this?"
"It's a wedding announcement," Luo Shiqin thought for a moment, "just think of it as an invitation to the wedding."
"No, I mean," Shi Enle looked at her hands blankly, "Sister Qin, you don't have anything in your hands?"
Luo Shiqin: …
Forget these things they can't see.
"Such a big red one!" Yu Yu was about to cry, "Can you really not see it?"
"It seems that only you and my senior can see it." Yan Yurong touched her head and said helplessly, "What should I do?"
The situation suddenly reached a deadlock. Yu Yu sobbed and spoke cautiously: "How about I go to the nearest temple tomorrow?"
Luo Shiqin: "Then I think it would be more useful for you to go to the People's Memorial Hall."
As for Yu Yu's thoughts, the latest chapter of "囍" bluntly shows that everything she does is in vain.
No matter which temple she went to, the ghost bride would follow her closely. Even two days later, she would come out in the daytime and grab Yu Yu's shoulders to drag her away.
Luo Shiqin pondered and quickly scanned what happened in this chapter, then opened the comment section without any hope.
[Great! I’m starting a new game!]
[This is just some damn Chinese horror… Never mind, I’ll watch it tomorrow during the day. Bye bye.]
[Is there no one complaining about the appearance of a familiar supporting character in the new game?]
[It’s you! The male protagonist’s killer!]
Luo Shiqin:?
You're not talking about me, are you?
She hesitantly skipped the review, then found useful information on the last page.
[The theme of ghost marriage... I'm really brave to write it, but is the heroine in the campus at the beginning? She should return to the countryside later, right?]
Oh, yes, the countryside.
Generally speaking, with the awakening of people's consciousness, the development and progress of the times, and the constraints of laws and regulations on this, no one in the city dares to openly engage in ghost marriages.
Even if they wanted to do this secretly, most people would hide in the countryside. After all, there are acquaintances there and they would be more accepting of it (and less likely to be caught).
In an instant, Luo Shiqin's mind was enlightened.
She said: "No need to go to the temple to pray to the gods."
Luo Shiqin looked at the shivering little schoolmate and said, "Yu, during the May Day holiday, I will go back to my hometown with you."
Yu Yu was startled: "Ah?"
"If I'm right," she lowered her head and looked at the red and white paper stained with ink, "that's where everything originated from."
With the advance spoilers of "Happy Couple", Luo Shiqin did not let Yu Yu run around like a headless fly. After letting her attend classes peacefully for half a day, it was Thursday afternoon.
"Tomorrow is Friday and there are no classes. You can leave after morning self-study." Luo Shiqin held a black signature pen in her right hand and touched her lips with the pen cap as if thinking. "Yu, did you buy a ticket to go home? I'll give you the money."
Yu Yu glanced at her phone and said, "I have a ticket for Friday at 3pm. I will take the high-speed rail home and then take a bus. Then a tricycle taxi will take me to the village. I will probably arrive before 9pm."
Crowd: …
Luo Shiqin took a deep breath and said, "Is there no faster route?"
Yu Yu covered her face and spoke weakly: "No..."
There were a lot of people on holidays, and she had to work hard to get tickets for Friday. The buses that departed later all left at around 11 or 12 o'clock in the evening, and even if they went to the countryside, there might not be any cars available to go to the village.
Arriving at the village entrance at three or four in the morning, Yu Yu felt that he did not have the courage.
Luo Shiqin: "Okay, let's go to the high-speed rail station tomorrow afternoon."
After saying this, she began to bend over the table and write quickly.
Seeing her like this, Yu Yu thought that Senior Luo was rushing to finish her thesis. Feeling distressed and guilty, he carefully approached her and said shyly, "Senior, is there anything I can help you with - huh?"
The girl in front of me didn't even look up and said, "Yes, there is a stack of talisman paper over there. Sit down and write with me."
Yu Yu: ???
The identity of the intern in the underworld was temporarily confirmed, and the bonus from the Book of Life was comparable to when Luo Shiqin was recognized as a great master in the cultivation of immortals.
While there was still time, she decided to buy some talismans before entering the ghost marriage instance.
Yu Yu forced himself to look away from the yellow talisman papers that read "Believe in Science," "Dimensionality Reduction," and "Art is Explosion," and looked with difficulty in the direction that Luo Shiqin was pointing.
There was an estimated 20 centimeters high pile of yellow paper there, waiting for notification.
Crowd: …
Senior, are you planning to blow up the village by drawing so many talismans?!
And what are these talismans? Aren’t normal talismans the kind that ordinary people can’t understand? Why can they understand the ones you drew and even have the urge to read them out loud?
Luo Shiqin took the time out of her busy schedule to look up, and her expression was so nonchalant that her fellow schoolmates thought they were too ignorant.
"Times are advancing," the senior student said with a particularly sad tone, "otherwise, why do you think I should come to college and work hard to write a graduation thesis?"
"Interns these days need to have a good academic record."
Crowd: …
Curly, very curly, too curly.
Yu Yu also doubted that the rumor on the Internet that "programmers have to write an electronic life and death book for Prince Yan after they die" was not a rumor.
…There really are interns from the underworld who come here to learn how to get ashore!
Suddenly, the female students' admiration for Luo Shiqin deepened.
"However," Yu Yu brought the yellow talisman paper and looked at the pile with some worry, "Will what I write be useful?"
Yu Yu had no idea what these talismans were, he just thought that Senior Luo was amazing.
And she? She's just an ordinary college girl.
Luo Shiqin: "Do you believe in science?"
"Well, of course I... believe it?" Yu Yu thought back to the ghost bride he had seen before, and his tone of voice became hesitant for a moment when he answered.
Luo Shiqin: "Do you believe in democracy?"
"I believe it."
Luo Shiqin: "Do you believe in the 24-character mantra?"
"ah?"
Luo Shiqin took a deep breath and said, "What I mean is, do you believe in prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness?"
Yu Yu: “I believe it!”
This time her tone was full of decisiveness.
"Very good," the intern from the underworld raised his lips, put down the black signing pen, turned around and took Yu Yu's hands, and said sincerely, "Then you are our great comrade!"
"How can the talisman written by a comrade be useless?"
The dormitory was silent.
Watching the famous scene of the successful reunion of the great socialist comrades, Shi Enle turned his head to look at Yan Yurong who was standing beside him in a daze, and said hesitantly: "So the light of socialism has already shone into the underworld?"
"Maybe... yes?"
The underworld nowadays is also quite particular about keeping up with the times, huh?
Although it sounds ridiculous, please listen to my explanation in the next chapter.
In addition, the next chapter will enter the main storyline of the dungeon.
This chapter drops fifty small red envelopes~