[Exclusive release from Jinjiang] Hospital Joy (Nutrients plus two-in-one)
It was around 11 o'clock in the morning, and the sun outside the hospital was particularly hot and scorching. At this time, the nurses of Xiduoduo Hospital gradually gathered the patients in the activity room.
Luo Shiqin could hear nothing but the sound of breathing at the intersection of the activity room, which should have been bustling with people. She lowered her hat to avoid the gazes of the nurses scattered around her, and moved flexibly between the patients with her tool box in her hand as if nothing had happened.
The group of people who passed by her all had strange and brilliant smiles on their faces, as if they were spread out in bulk. Luo Shiqin took a closer look and found that the oldest of these patients, both men and women, was no older than 30 years old.
The largest group of people are those aged 15 to 22.
Thanks to the identification badges that Xiduoduo Hospital provided to every patient and staff member, Luo Shiqin was able to quickly find out their names, ages and reasons for hospitalization from the badges hanging on their chests.
Following the movement of the patients, Luo Shiqin walked smoothly into the door of the activity room.
But the nurses were not blind. Just after she took the first step forward, a group of pink nurses came over aggressively and stopped Luo Shiqin.
The repairman, who was wrapped up tightly, raised his hand and signaled the other party not to worry.
Nurse A:?
Afterwards, Luo Shiqin, wearing a black hat and a black mask, put the toolbox on the ground and walked out of the activity room quickly. Within two or three minutes, she brought a long silver ladder into the activity room.
The pink nurses kept smiling, took a step back in unison, and quickly made way.
Luo Shiqin picked up the toolbox and walked among them without changing her expression.
"——The chandelier in the left movable compartment is broken. Please go and repair it."
Just as she took a few steps forward, she heard the pink nurse's voice from behind.
With previous experience, Luo Shiqin did not listen to its request this time, but walked to the right with a firm will.
Pushing open the door of the movable compartment, the repairman, who was carrying large and small bags, saw about five or six patients sitting around a small table with edges in the center of the living room.
Everyone was wrapped in straitjackets and sitting in chairs, unable to move, but their expressions did not change, and they still looked up with relish at the cartoon movie suitable for five-year-olds playing on the wall.
Even though Luo Shiqin pushed the door open and walked in quietly, no one paid any attention to her.
Luo Shiqin approached with a ladder, and quickly scanned these people -
They all had crew cuts, were bound in straitjackets, and had expressionless faces, completely different from the group of patients outside who always had smiles on their faces.
The lights above their heads flickered for a long time due to poor contact, but these people didn't pay any attention.
Luo Shiqin first set up the ladder, then she took out a handy hammer from the toolbox and quietly slipped to the innermost part of the movable compartment.
Just as Wen Langzhai said, there is indeed a small compartment here. The color of the wooden door matches the wall, and if you don't look carefully, it would be difficult to find that there is a compartment here.
Luo Shiqin turned the hammer in her hand, pulled up the mask on her face, and then pushed the door.
"Blah——!"
The pink nurse hiding in the cubicle didn't have time to say anything before she was hit on the head by a hammer by the repairman. The smile on her face shattered as the porcelain pieces broke.
Luo Shiqin half-knelt down, with a calm expression and quick movements, she reached out to pick and choose among the broken porcelain pieces, and obtained another work badge.
【Nurse A】
It seems that there is no Nurse B or Nurse C here, and the monsters always seem to be numbered A.
In this small cubicle that is not easily noticed, in addition to a high stool placed in the center, there is also a nurse's schedule posted on the wall.
Luo Shiqin looked at it carefully and confirmed that this table was very similar to the patient's schedule.
After all, unless the patient returns to the ward, in this hospital, any patient who goes out will be monitored by a nurse.
[12:00-14:00 Lunch break and ward rounds]
She pressed her leather-gloved index finger on the timeline. Luo Shiqin pulled up her sleeves and looked at her watch. It was already 11:05.
The patients in the activity room are already preparing for their meals, and at 11:30, they will take their medication under the supervision of the nurses.
The medication time lasts until 12 o'clock, and then it is time for lunch break and ward rounds.
But before that, Luo Shiqin had to change into a pink nurse's uniform and hold her work badge before she could successfully sneak into the nurses' ward rounds team.
But where would the nurse uniforms be kept?
Luo Shiqin lowered her head and looked at the pink nurse who had been smashed into powder by her on the ground, silent.
Don't tell me that clothes generate themselves.
“Knock, knock, knock.”
"——Please open the door. It's dinner time."
The pink nurse's voice came from far outside the door, and Luo Shiqin frowned.
Wen Langzhai didn't say that lunch was delivered by other nurses - damn! These nurses all look the same, he must not have realized that the nurse who delivers the food is not the same nurse who monitors the meal!
The plan went wrong, so she could only clip the work badge she got on her clothes. Then, she put the iron hammer with the talisman paper on it into her sleeve and pushed the door open quietly.
The sound that just came out of the cubicle was covered by the cheerful background music from the TV, so when Luo Shiqin came out of the cubicle, the group of patients watching TV still didn't pay her any attention.
When Luo Shiqin walked over to the group of patients who were watching with great interest, the door of the mobile compartment was opened.
"Crunch—"
The pink nurse who came in with the food cart stopped, her black and white eyes moving constantly, and then stopped on Luo Shiqin's face. The pink nurse smiled and said, "Please distribute the food."
Luo Shiqin didn't move.
She was almost frozen, staring at the pink nurse who was staring at her.
"Nurse A," the pink nurse smiled, "Please distribute the food. If you exceed the meal time, we will take it back."
Luo Shiqin: …
Her racing heart rate finally slowed down.
I just clipped on a work badge and they identified me as Nurse A?
Although it is a last-ditch effort, this is indeed outrageous. Could it be that these monsters recognize people by their ID cards?
"I'm so hungry! Bring me the food quickly!"
Suddenly, a loud shout came from Luo Shiqin's side. A patient who had been staring at the TV screen turned his head and said to her in dissatisfaction: "I'm hungry, bring the food over quickly!"
Before Luo Shiqin could respond, the pink nurse who had pushed the food cart in earlier brought two plates of unknown food to the small table.
Then something even stranger happened.
There were no utensils, and the patients, bound in straitjackets, buried their heads directly in the muddy and strangely colored "food".
...if that could even be called food.
They ate with gusto.
Luo Shiqin felt like vomiting, but luckily she held it in.
Stay calm. Stay calm.
If she was caught on the spot with her flaws exposed, she would have no choice but to burst out.
Then why bother looking for pen pals? You can only dig a hole right here and worship them next year.
Luo Shiqin took a deep breath, and her eyes gradually became firm.
——You can, Luo Shiqin, just treat everything as potential material for your future writing!
Tie up, Luo Shiqin! Think about your pen pals! Think about the material! Don't explode!
The black repairman's expression remained unchanged, but his eyes darkened after seeing the actions of these patients.
Another twenty minutes passed, when the patients in the mobile cubicle finished their meals, Nurse A smiled without changing at all and put away the remaining dishes. Luo Shiqin followed her movements, picked up the rag, and wiped the table clean in an orderly manner.
When everything was over, Nurse A pushed the dining cart out again.
Between 11:30 and 12:00 noon, the hospital will send another nurse A to distribute medicine.
The pink nurse that Luo Shiqin had just taken over only played the role of monitoring and assisting other nurses.
In other words, the pink nurse that she had just smashed had nothing on her body except her work badge and no medicine for the next patient.
The good news is that as long as Luo Shiqin puts on her work badge, she can be recognized as Nurse A like the monsters.
The bad news is that she has to strictly follow the nurse's schedule - and she has to remind herself that she is not a member of the Xiduoduo Hospital.
One of the rules written by Dr. Mei Maobing is that "non-hospital staff and patients must leave the hospital before 6 pm."
But the premise written by the other party did not include Luo Shiqin's current situation.
She forcibly took the pink nurse to sneak into the hospital. Is this Xiduoduo Hospital the same as these monsters, using ID cards to determine people's identities, or is it using other channels that Luo Shiqin has not discovered yet?
...I didn't think so before, but now Luo Shiqin can't make a more accurate judgment based on the content of the Book of Abnormal Life, and can only try slowly step by step.
It's like the author was originally typing on a computer, and then in the blink of an eye he degenerated to carving words on bamboo.
The efficiency is more than a little slower.
Before, she hadn't had time to calm down and look for the conditions for the evolution of the golden finger, but now, if she wants to find a pen pal as soon as possible, the ability of the Life Book is indispensable.
but……
Luo Shiqin did not raise her hand, and a white lightning eye appeared in front of her eyes.
This ability can never be demonstrated to readers and authors in another space.
After all, only by remaining mysterious in front of that group of people can Luo Shiqin gain more effective abilities.
If you think about it carefully, the first evolution of the Book of Life occurred when she and the monk were lighting the furnace and Fan Ji was confronting her, and the book was frantically refreshing and updating its content.
The second evolution happened when I was on my way back to the school dormitory after dealing with the mercenary.
And now, no matter whose head Luo Shiqin touches, the "Xiduoduo Hospital Survival Rules" is still [Please subscribe to the genuine book for specific content~].
There were too few samples, and Luo Shiqi couldn't find the exact commonalities from the only two upgrades.
but……
She narrowed her eyes and quickly recalled the words in her mind.
【Congratulations on your successful upgrade. New features have been unlocked for you. 】
The 'user' has been successfully upgraded.
Perhaps, in the eyes of the book of life, Luo Shiqin is also its reader—just like the author and reader of Alien Space.
Under what circumstances can a reader's 'account' be successfully upgraded?
Luo Shiqin, think about it carefully.
——If the reader’s account on the platform is upgraded, then the subscription amount of the reader’s account should have reached a certain amount.
However, Luo Shiqin is not a "reader" or "author" on the platform of the alien space, but a "supporting role in the text"! She is not even a "consumer" but a "consumed"!
...And the term 'consumed' is also strange.
Her eyes shifted to the patients who were finishing their lunch. It seemed that their attention was focused on the cartoons playing on TV. No stimulation from the outside world could attract them.
Luo Shiqin raised her hand and touched the top of the patient's head who was closest to her.
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Luo Shiqin: …
She took a deep breath and decided to follow her example of frantically refreshing the content of the article the first time.
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“Crunch—”
"It's time for your midday dose."
At 11:32, nurse A, who was delivering medicine, came in pushing a cart carrying medicine. The white cloth covering almost covered the nurse's lower body. At first glance, Luo Shiqin only saw half of a person floating in the sky.
The nurse who delivered meals before and the nurse who delivered medicine now were almost identical. Even Luo Shiqin had to look for a long time before she could barely tell them apart - although they were very similar, they mainly had the same weird smiling face. Looking closely, the nurse who was delivering medicine in front of her had double eyelids.
On the small cart it was pushing were six medicine trays that shone with a cold metallic luster. Six red pills lay quietly on them, shaking constantly due to the inertia of the push.
Just as Luo Shiqin took a step back and was about to give the home court to Nurse A, the patients who had been staring at the TV turned around and looked at the bright red pills they were about to take.
"don't want!!"
One of the patients suddenly screamed hysterically, his originally dull eyes were filled with fear. Even though his body was tightly wrapped in a straitjacket, he continued to struggle until he fell heavily from the chair to the ground.
Like a puppet that had suddenly been wound up, the male patient's reaction became particularly intense.
"I don't take medicine! I'm not sick... I'm not sick!!"
He roared at Nurse A and struggled backwards like a tapeworm.
Nurse A remained calm and walked around him, placing pills in front of several other patients before returning to the only remaining red pill.
"Nurse A, hold him down, he needs a sedative."
Luo Shiqin was stunned for half a second before she realized that the pink nurse in front of her was calling her.
She didn't move, but stood there with a frown, looking at the male patient who seemed to have turned back into a normal person.
"Please, I'm not sick! I'm really not sick!" Sitting on the ground, looking at the pink nurse in despair, the male patient kept begging, "I'm not sick! I can prove myself!"
Nurse A smiled: "Okay, you are not sick."
It smiled and took out the huge syringe that Luo Shiqin had seen before from under the cart covered with white cloth. The large-capacity syringe was full of pink liquid.
"You just need a little sedative - just listen and you'll be happy soon."
Under the still frequently flashing lights, the pink nurse kept approaching him with a huge syringe.
"No, no...I'm really not sick..."
"Mom, Dad...why did you send me here..."
The male patient murmured, his eyes becoming more and more desperate.
"I'm not sick...I'm really not sick!"
"Why don't you believe me? Why—"
"Blah!"
Male patient: …?
He stared blankly at the pink nurse in front of him who was holding a hammer. With just one hit, the nurse who was holding the syringe high up was smashed to pieces.
She turned around, and for the first time, there was no smile on her face, which was exactly the same as Nurse A's.
"Are you a normal person?"
Of course Luo Shiqin recognized that this was the patient who suddenly asked for food just now. This guy pretended to be someone else very well and almost fooled her.
The male patient looked at her in amazement.
"I'm the Ace of Diamonds. What's your name?" Luo Shiqin raised her hand and snapped her fingers in front of his eyes. "Come back to your senses."
"I, I'm Fang Xin!" The boy was startled, and then he spoke weakly, "What is Diamond A...?"
Block A himself: "...The organization really needs to print more business cards. Explaining every time is a waste of my energy."
Luo Shiqin explained to Fang Xin the settings that she had previously discussed with Wen Langzhai.
She reached for the red pill on the cart and asked, "Have you ever taken this?"
Fang Xin: "I took two pills... I found opportunities to vomit the rest."
I have taken it before.
Luo Shiqin frowned as she looked at him.
So his previous reaction was not a pretense... After taking the medicine, Fang Xin's brain was sometimes clear and sometimes confused. Only special stimulation could wake him up from the confused state.
That is, before taking this red pill.
“Bang!”
The two were startled by the sound, and then looked behind them - the red pills that Nurse A had placed on the small table had been swallowed by the unconscious patients like chickens pecking at rice.
Luo Shiqin: …
She turned her head sharply and saw the white porcelain pieces lying on the ground. The broken Nurse A's lips moved, and it seemed that she was saying "take medicine".
Fang Xin watched in horror as she squatted down expressionlessly, raised her hand and used a hammer to further smash the broken porcelain pieces on the ground into pieces.
After finishing the knife, Luo Shiqin stood up and turned to look at Fang Xin: "I ask, you answer."
"How long have you been here?"
"Seven, seven days."
"Do you know how to get out?"
"Only those who have recovered from their illness can go out," Fang Xin said with a gloomy look in his eyes, "but the guys who have recovered from their illness are exactly like them."
Luo Shiqin had expected this, so she was not surprised and continued to ask, "Do you know Mei Mao Bing?"
Fang Xin: “Who?”
"The doctor in this hospital," Luo Shiqin took out the brochure from his pocket and flashed it in front of him, "You haven't met him before?"
The boy in front of him said sincerely, "I haven't seen it. In this hospital, only patients with extremely serious conditions can see the doctor."
For patients with particularly serious conditions…
Luo Shiqin seemed to be lost in thought.
"But those doctors," Fang Xin said with a trembling voice, gritting his teeth, "are even more terrifying than nurses."
"There were other people who came in with me, and a few of them refused to take medicine and injections, so they were sent to the doctor, and then I never saw anyone again."
Luo Shiqin nodded and put the red pill into her pocket.
"I see."
She stood up, moved the nurse A and the cart she had just killed into the cubicle, then took off her work badge and walked out of the cubicle again carrying the ladder.
Fang Xin stared at the black repairman in front of him in amazement, and stammered: "You, you——"
"Ace of Diamonds." Luo Shiqin straightened her clothes and said calmly, "We are professionals who will solve this problem."
Fang Xin: “I——”
"You stay here for now. I've killed the nurse in charge of your mobile compartment. At least today, you don't have to take medicine except for eating." Luo Shiqin whispered, "But I'm not sure about tomorrow. Anyway, you should be careful."
Everything he was going to ask was predicted.
Fang Xin could only speak hesitantly: "Then, what about you?"
"I?"
While helping him sit on the chair he had been sitting on before, Diamond A replied calmly, "I have a brain disease and need to be hospitalized."
Fang Xin: …
"ah???"
Because she requested to leave the hospital before 6 p.m., Luo Shiqin, as an outsider, was released smoothly.
As she was leaving the clinic entrance carrying a toolbox and a ladder, she happened to see a black car parked at the door.
Luo Shiqin slowed down her pace and looked from the front to the left and right.
A bouquet of flowers was placed at the entrance of the previously plain hospital, followed by a banner with white words on a red background.
"Warmly welcome XX experts to come and give us guidance!"
Luo Shiqin was silent for a moment, and then her eyes became strange.
...According to the naming style of the author of "Xiduoduo Hospital Survival Rules", could this expert be called "XX"?
A doctor in a white coat got off a car in the distance. From a distance, he seemed different from the doctors at Xiduoduo Hospital.
He has a kind of temperament that acts like a dog in disguise.
Especially the words on the other person's head, which are different from the "Xiduoduo Hospital Survival Rules".
"The Years I Played the Pig and Eated the Tiger in the Mental Hospital"?
Luo Shiqin suddenly understood.
It turns out that this person is a black sheep robbing black sheep?
She walked down the stairs calmly, and the next second, a large group of doctors and nurses swarmed out from behind Luo Shiqin and surrounded this XX doctor.
A few seconds later, the repairman and the black-eating-black doctor passed by each other.
[Congratulations on your successful upgrade. New features have been unlocked for you——]
[Reading Point]
"Doctor A, I came to Xiduoduo Hospital this time to introduce new technology to all the teachers."
Xie Xu sat on a chair in the office, smiling and adjusting his square-framed glasses. He lowered his eyes and chuckled, "Of course, I'm here to exchange learning experiences this time. I hope to get along harmoniously with all the teachers and make progress together."
Doctor A: "Of course! Of course!"
The nurses around it clapped their hands enthusiastically, and the noise was so loud that the smile on Xie Xu's face froze.
He coughed and continued, "This time, the new technology I'm introducing to you doesn't require any instrumentation, only this."
The glowing white finger touched the corner of Xie Xu's lips, and the man smiled and said, "Yes——"
Doctor A: "Mouth?"
Xie Xu: “…It’s language.”
"I will let my patients feel like spring breeze in the charm of language, correct their abnormal thinking from the most fundamental point, and teach them how to live a normal life with the most gentle means."
Doctor A: “I think it may not work.”
Another doctor A said: "The patient is too difficult to deal with. He doesn't even take his medicine on time. How can he listen to the therapy quietly?"
Xie Xu: …
Veins popped out on his forehead and the smile on his face became extremely forced.
"It seems," he lowered his head, sorted out his feelings, and raised his head again to speak, "I need to prove my strength in order to convince the teachers."
"Excuse me, teachers, are there any other new patients in the hospital who have never received treatment?"
Doctor A: “No solution yet.”
Another doctor A: "I'll get you one."
Xie Xu: …
Vulgar! Shallow! Unreasonable!
The man took a deep breath and swallowed back the curse words.
"Patients, patients. Only sick people are patients," he said with a polite smile. "What I need is a patient with a mental disorder and a different way of thinking from ordinary people."
Rather than some defective product picked up from the street!
Doctor A: “You are so hypocritical.”
Xie Xu:?
The man looked at the white coat in front of him, his eyes filled with murderous intent: "Excuse me, what were you talking about just now?"
Another doctor, Doctor A, looked at his colleague who had spoken bluntly earlier with a look of gloating, and then calmly came to the rescue: "Doctor XX, I'm very sorry, but there are currently no patients in the hospital who meet your requirements." It shrugged and said with a sly smile, "Perhaps your new 'talk therapy' technology is of no use here--"
“Ding Dong!”
Doctor A hadn't finished speaking when a very loud shout came from the door downstairs:
"Doctor! Doctor! Please save me! I feel like I see so many books in front of me! Am I crazy?"
Crowd: …
The man raised his lips slightly and smiled meaningfully: "I'm sorry to trouble you. Isn't my new patient here?"
His mood suddenly became good. Through the open window, the man looked downstairs at the patient standing outside the door, who was about to become his experimental subject.
Downstairs, Luo Shiqin rang the doorbell, looked at the refreshed text in front of her, then raised her head with a smile on her face.
"The Years I Played the Pig and Eated the Tiger in the Mental Hospital" [Latest Update Chapter 1786: Sharing Experience]
[…Xie Xu clasped his hands together happily, and began to think about how to use his new technology on new patients.
Let these blind idiots know who is the most supreme doctor in the mental hospital! 】
Oh no.
Excuse me.
Luo Shiqin smiled.
Your winning streak ends here with me.
This chapter is two in one! Six thousand plus, it's fat~
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