[Exclusive release from Jinjiang] Hospital Joy (Nutrients plus two-in-one)
It was around 11 o'clock in the morning, and the sun outside the hospital was particularly hot and scorching. At this time, the nurses of Xiduoduo Hospital gradually gathered the patients in the activity room.
Luo Shiqin could hear nothing but the sound of breathing at the intersection of the activity room, which should have been bustling with people. She lowered her hat to avoid the gazes of the nurses scattered around her, and moved flexibly between the patients with her tool box in her hand as if nothing had happened.
The group of people who passed by her all had strange and brilliant smiles on their faces, as if they were spread out in bulk. Luo Shiqin took a closer look and found that the oldest of these patients, both men and women, was no older than 30 years old.
The largest group of people are those aged 15 to 22.
Thanks to the identification badges that Xiduoduo Hospital provided to every patient and staff member, Luo Shiqin was able to quickly find out their names, ages and reasons for hospitalization from the badges hanging on their chests.
Following the movement of the patients, Luo Shiqin smoothly walked into the door of the activity room.
But the nurses were not blind. Just after she took the first step forward, a group of pink nurses came over aggressively and stopped Luo Shiqin.
The repairman, who was wrapped up tightly, raised his hand and signaled the other party not to worry.
Nurse A:?
Afterwards, Luo Shiqin, wearing a black hat and a black mask, put the toolbox on the ground and walked out of the activity room quickly. Within two or three minutes, she brought a long silver ladder into the activity room.
The pink nurses kept smiling, took a step back in unison, and quickly made way.
Luo Shiqin picked up the toolbox and walked among them without changing her expression.
"——The chandelier in the left movable compartment is broken. Please go and repair it."
Just as she took a few steps forward, she heard the pink nurse's voice from behind.
With previous experience, Luo Shiqin did not listen to its request this time, but walked to the right with a firm will.
Pushing open the door of the movable compartment, the repairman, who was carrying large and small bags, saw about five or six patients sitting around a small table with edges in the center of the living room.
Everyone was wrapped in straitjackets and sitting in chairs, unable to move, but their expressions did not change, and they still looked up with relish at the cartoon movie suitable for five-year-olds playing on the wall.
Even though Luo Shiqin pushed the door open and walked in quietly, no one paid any attention to her.
Luo Shiqin approached with a ladder, and quickly scanned these people -
They all had crew cuts, were bound in straitjackets, and had expressionless faces, completely different from the group of patients outside who always had smiles on their faces.
The lights above their heads flickered for a long time due to poor contact, but these people didn't pay any attention.
Luo Shiqin first set up the ladder, then she took out a handy hammer from the toolbox and quietly slipped to the innermost part of the movable compartment.
Just as Wen Langzhai said, there is indeed a small compartment here. The color of the wooden door matches the wall, and if you don't look carefully, it would be difficult to find that there is a compartment here.
Luo Shiqin turned the hammer in her hand, pulled up the mask on her face, and then pushed the door.
“Blah——!”
The pink nurse hiding in the cubicle didn't have time to say anything before she was hit on the head by a hammer by the repairman. The smile on her face shattered as the porcelain pieces broke.
Luo Shiqin half-knelt down, with a calm expression and quick movements, she reached out to pick and choose among the broken porcelain pieces, and obtained another work badge.
【Nurse A】
It seems that there is no Nurse B or Nurse C here, and the monsters always seem to be numbered A.
In this small cubicle that is not easily noticed, in addition to a high stool placed in the center, there is also a nurse's schedule posted on the wall.
Luo Shiqin looked at it carefully and confirmed that this table was very similar to the patient's schedule.
After all, unless the patient returns to the ward, in this hospital, any patient who goes out will be monitored by a nurse.
[12:00-14:00 Lunch break and ward rounds]
She pressed her leather-gloved index finger on the timeline. Luo Shiqin pulled up her sleeves and looked at her watch. It was already 11:05.
The patients in the activity room are already preparing for their meals, and at 11:30, they will take their medication under the supervision of the nurses.
The medication time lasts until 12 o'clock, and then it is time for lunch break and ward rounds.
But before that, Luo Shiqin had to change into a pink nurse's uniform and hold her work badge before she could successfully sneak into the nurses' ward rounds team.
But where would the nurse uniforms be kept?
Luo Shiqin lowered her head and looked at the pink nurse who had been smashed into powder by her on the ground, silent.
Don't tell me that clothes generate themselves.
“Knock, knock, knock.”
"——Please open the door. It's dinner time."
The pink nurse's voice came from far outside the door, and Luo Shiqin frowned.
Wen Langzhai didn't say that lunch was delivered by other nurses - damn! These nurses all look the same, he must not have realized that the nurse who delivers the food is not the same nurse who monitors the meal!
The plan went wrong, so she could only clip the work badge she got on her clothes. Then, she put the iron hammer with the talisman paper on it into her sleeve and pushed the door open quietly.
The sound that just came out of the cubicle was covered by the cheerful background music from the TV, so when Luo Shiqin came out of the cubicle, the group of patients watching TV still didn't pay her any attention.
When Luo Shiqin walked over to the group of patients who were watching with great interest, the door of the mobile compartment was opened.
“Crunch—”
The pink nurse who came in with the food cart stopped, her black and white eyes moving constantly, and then stopped on Luo Shiqin's face. The pink nurse smiled and said, "Please distribute the food."
Luo Shiqin didn't move.
She was almost frozen, staring at the pink nurse who was staring at her.
"Nurse A," the pink nurse smiled, "Please distribute the food. If you exceed the meal time, we will take it back."
Luo Shiqin: …
Her racing heart rate finally slowed down.
I just clipped on a work badge and they identified me as Nurse A?
Although it is a last-ditch effort, this is indeed outrageous. Could it be that these monsters recognize people by their ID cards?
"I'm so hungry! Bring me the food quickly!"
Suddenly, a loud shout came from Luo Shiqin's side. A patient who had been staring at the TV screen turned his head and said to her in dissatisfaction: "I'm hungry, bring the food over quickly!"
Before Luo Shiqin could respond, the pink nurse who had pushed the food cart in earlier brought two plates of unknown food to the small table.
Then something even stranger happened.
There were no utensils, and the patients, bound in straitjackets, buried their heads directly in the muddy and strangely colored "food".
...if that could even be called food.
They ate with gusto.
Luo Shiqin felt like vomiting, but luckily she held it in.
Stay calm. Stay calm.
If she was caught on the spot with her flaws exposed, she would have no choice but to burst out.
Then why bother looking for pen pals? You can only dig a hole right here and worship them next year.
Luo Shiqin took a deep breath, her eyes gradually becoming firm.
——You can, Luo Shiqin, just treat everything as potential material for your future writing!
Tie up, Luo Shiqin! Think about your pen pals! Think about the material! Don’t explode!
The black repairman's expression remained unchanged, but his eyes darkened after seeing the actions of these patients.
Another twenty minutes passed, when the patients in the mobile cubicle finished their meals, Nurse A smiled without changing at all and put away the remaining dishes. Luo Shiqin followed her movements, picked up the rag, and wiped the table clean in an orderly manner.
When everything was over, Nurse A pushed the dining cart out again.
Between 11:30 and 12:00 noon, the hospital will send another nurse A to distribute medicine.
The pink nurse that Luo Shiqin had just taken over only played the role of monitoring and assisting other nurses.
In other words, the pink nurse that she had just smashed had nothing on her body except her work badge and no medicine for the next patient.
The good news is that as long as Luo Shiqin puts on her work badge, she can be recognized as Nurse A like the monsters.
The bad news is that she has to strictly follow the nurse's schedule - and she has to remind herself that she is not a member of the Xiduoduo Hospital.
One of the rules written by Dr. Mei Maobing is that "non-hospital staff and patients must leave the hospital before 6 pm."
But the premise written by the other party did not include Luo Shiqin's current situation.
She forcibly took the pink nurse to sneak into the hospital. Is this Xiduoduo Hospital the same as these monsters, using ID cards to determine people's identities, or is it using other channels that Luo Shiqin has not discovered yet?
...I didn't think so before, but now Luo Shiqin can't make a more accurate judgment based on the content of the Book of Abnormal Life, and can only try slowly step by step.
It's like the author was originally typing on a computer, and then in the blink of an eye he degenerated to carving words on bamboo.
The efficiency is more than a little slower.
Before, she hadn't had time to calm down and look for the conditions for the evolution of the golden finger, but now, if she wants to find a pen pal as soon as possible, the ability of the Life Book is indispensable.
but……
Luo Shiqin did not raise her hand, and a white lightning eye appeared in front of her eyes.
This ability can never be demonstrated to readers and authors in another space.
After all, only by remaining mysterious in front of that group of people can Luo Shiqin gain more effective abilities.
If you think about it carefully, the first evolution of the Book of Life occurred when she and the monk were lighting the furnace and Fan Ji was confronting her, and the book was frantically refreshing and updating its content.
The second evolution happened when I was on my way back to the school dormitory after dealing with the mercenary.
And now, no matter whose head Luo Shiqin touches, the "Xiduoduo Hospital Survival Rules" is still [Please subscribe to the genuine book for specific content~].
There were too few samples, and Luo Shiqi couldn't find the exact commonalities from the only two upgrades.
but……
她眯起眼睛，腦子迅速回憶起那一句話。
【恭喜用戶升級成功，已為您解鎖新功能。】
是‘用戶’升級成功。
或許，在人生書看來，羅詩琴也是它的讀者——和異空間的作者，讀者一樣。
在什麽情況下，作為讀者的‘賬號’能夠升級成功呢？
羅詩琴，仔細想想。
——如果是讀者在平臺的賬號被升級，那麽應該是讀者賬號的訂閱金額達到一定額度。
可是，羅詩琴在異空間的平臺上，并不是什麽‘讀者’，也不是什麽‘作者’，而是‘文中配角’啊！她甚至不是‘消費者’，而是‘被消費者’啊！
……而且‘被消費者’這個稱呼也很奇怪。
她的眼神移向用過午餐後的病患身上，他們的注意力似乎都在電視機播放的卡通動畫上，外界不管什麽刺激都沒辦法吸引他們。
羅詩琴擡起手，觸碰到和她距離最近的病患頭頂。
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羅詩琴：……
她深吸了一口氣，決定效仿第一次狂刷新正文內容的自己。
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“嘎吱——”
“現在是午間服藥時間。”
11:32，送藥的護士A推車放藥的小車走了進來，蓋着的白布幾乎遮住了護士的下半身，反正羅詩琴一眼看去只發現半個人在天上飄。
先前送餐的護士和現在送藥的護士幾乎一模一樣，連羅詩琴看了半天才勉強分辨出來——它們雖然很像，但主要是挂着同樣一張詭異微笑的臉，仔細看看，面前這個送藥的護士是個雙眼皮。
而它手上推着的小車上擺放了六個泛着金屬寒光的藥盤，六顆紅色的藥丸靜靜躺在上面，正因為推動的慣性而不斷晃動。
就在羅詩琴後退一步，打算将主場讓給護士A時，先前一直盯着電視機的病患們齊齊轉過身來看着即将被他們服下的紅豔豔的藥丸子。
“不要！！”
其中一個病患忽然歇斯底裏地大喊起來，原本呆滞的眼神充滿驚恐，即便身體被拘束服緊緊裹住，他仍然不斷掙紮，直到從椅子上狠狠跌坐到地上。
就像是忽然上了發條的人偶，這個男性病人的反應變得格外激烈。
“我不吃藥！我沒病……我沒病！！”
他沖着護士A怒吼一聲，像條蟲一樣拼命往後蠕動。
護士A臉色不變，先是繞過他，給其他幾位病人面前放下藥丸，随後回到僅剩的紅色藥丸旁。
“護士A，按住他，他需要注入鎮靜劑。”
羅詩琴愣了半秒後反應過來面前的這個粉色護士正在喊她。
她沒動，站在原地皺着眉，看向似乎變回正常人的男性病人。
“求求你，我沒病！我真的沒病！”坐在地上絕望地看着粉色護士，男性病人不斷哀求，“我沒病！我可以證明自己的！”
護士A微笑：“好，你沒病。”
它微笑着從被白布遮蓋住的推車底下拿出羅詩琴先前見到過的巨大針筒，大容量的針管裏，粉色的液體滿滿當當。
“你只是需要一點點鎮靜劑——聽話，馬上你就會開心起來了。”
在仍然頻繁閃爍的燈光下，粉色護士拿着巨大的針筒，不斷朝着他接近。
“不、不要……我真的沒病……”
“媽媽、爸爸……為什麽要把我送到這裏來……”
男性病人口中喃喃，眼神越發絕望起來。
“我沒病……我真的沒病！”
“為什麽不相信我？為什麽——”
“嘩啦！”
男性病人：……？
他怔愣地看着眼前手握鐵錘的粉色護士，對方只砸了一下，就将高舉着針筒的護士擊碎。
她回過頭，和護士A一般無二的臉上第一次沒出現笑容。
“你是正常人？”
羅詩琴當然認出這是剛剛突然要飯吃的那個病人，這家夥裝得還挺像，差點把她都騙過去了。
男性病人怔愣地看着她。
“我是方塊A，你叫什麽名字？”羅詩琴擡手，在他眼前打了個響指，“回神。”
“我、我是方鑫！”男生被吓了一跳，随後弱弱開口，“方塊A……是什麽？”
方塊A本人：“……組織真得加印下名片了，每次解釋多浪費我的精力。”
羅詩琴将之前和文朗齋說的設定又和方鑫解釋了一遍。
她伸手拿過推車上的紅色藥丸：“這東西你吃過嗎？”
方鑫：“吃、吃過兩顆……後面的服藥我都找機會吐了。”
那還是服用過。
羅詩琴看着他皺起了眉。
所以先前的反應并不是他在僞裝……服過藥的方鑫大腦有時候清醒有時候混亂，只有特別刺激才會讓他從混亂的狀态中清醒過來。
也就是這顆紅色藥丸服用前。
“砰砰！”
兩人被這個聲音驚了一下，随後看向身後——先前被護士A放在小桌上的紅色藥丸，已經被那些神志不清的病人像小雞啄米一般吞了進去。
羅詩琴：……
她猛地回過頭，看見了躺在地上的白色瓷片。破碎的護士A嘴唇嚅動，看口型大概是“服藥”。
方鑫驚恐地看着她面無表情地蹲下，擡手用鐵錘将原本碎在地上的瓷片進一步敲得稀巴爛。
補完刀後，羅詩琴才起身，轉頭看向方鑫：“我問，你答。”
“你來這兒多久了？”
“七、七天。”
“知道怎麽出去嗎？”
“只有病好了的人才能出去，”方鑫眼神黯淡，“可是，病好了的家夥，就和它們一模一樣了。”
這點羅詩琴有所預料，她沒怎麽驚訝，繼續問道：“你知道梅貓冰嗎？”
方鑫：“誰？？”
“這家醫院的醫生，”羅詩琴從口袋裏掏出那張宣傳冊在他眼前一晃，“你沒接觸過？”
面前的男生誠懇道：“我沒見過。在這座病院，只有病情特別嚴重的病人能見到醫生。”
病情特別嚴重的病人……
羅詩琴若有所思。
“但是那群醫生，”方鑫的聲音帶着顫，他咬牙，“是比護士更加恐怖的存在。”
“和我一起進來的還有其他人，有幾個不配合吃藥打針，被送到了醫生那邊，然後我再也沒見過人了。”
羅詩琴點頭，然後将紅色藥丸收進口袋裏。
“我知道了。”
她起身，将剛剛幹掉的護士A和小推車挪進小隔間，随後摘下工牌，再次提着梯子從隔間裏走了出來。
方鑫目瞪口呆地看着眼前的黑色修理工，結結巴巴地開口：“你、你這——”
“方塊A。”羅詩琴整理了下自己的着裝，随後淡淡道，“來解決這件事的專業人員。”
方鑫：“我——”
“你暫時待在這裏，負責你這個活動隔間的護士我都幹掉了，至少今天你除了吃飯外，不用服藥。”羅詩琴低聲道，“但明天我就保不準了，總之，你自己小心。”
他要問的話全都被預判到了。
方鑫只好讷讷開口：“那、那你呢？”
“我？”
方塊A一邊将他扶起坐在先前的椅子上，一邊潇灑回答：“我腦子有病，要入院。”
方鑫：……
“啊？？？”
因為在下午六點前就要求離院，作為外來人員的羅詩琴很順利地就被放行。
她提着工具箱和梯子正從門診大門入口離開時，正巧看見了停在門口的黑色汽車。
羅詩琴的腳步放緩，視線也從前方看向左右。
先前樸素的病院門口被擺上了迎賓的花束，緊接着是紅底白字的橫幅——
“熱烈歡迎XX專家莅臨指導！”
羅詩琴沉默了一下，随後眼神變得詭異起來。
……按照《嘻多多病院生存守則》的作者取名路子，該不會這個專家就叫“XX”吧？
遠處的車上下來一位穿着白大褂的醫生，遠遠望去，好像是和嘻多多病院的醫生不太一樣。
有種人模狗樣的氣質在。
特別是對方頭頂上的字，還和《嘻多多病院生存守則》不一樣。
《我在精神病院扮豬吃老虎的那些年》？
羅詩琴恍然大悟。
敢情這位是個黑吃黑啊？
她不動聲色地走下樓梯，下一秒，從羅詩琴身後有一大群醫生護士蜂擁而至，包圍了這位XX醫生。
幾秒後，修理工和黑吃黑醫生擦肩而過。
[恭喜用戶升級成功，已為您解鎖新功能——]
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“A醫生，我這次來嘻多多病院是為各位老師們引進新技術的。”
謝旭坐在辦公室內的椅子上，微笑着扶了扶自己的方框眼鏡，他垂眸輕笑一聲：“當然，這次我也是來交流學習經驗的，希望能和各位老師和諧相處，共同進步。”
醫生A：“當然！當然！”
在它身邊的護士們十分捧場地拼命鼓掌，聲音之大吵得謝旭臉上的笑容都有些僵住。
他咳嗽一聲，又道：“這次，我給各位引進的新技術不需要任何儀器的輔助，只需要這個。”
白到發光的手指點在謝旭的唇角，男人微笑開口：“是——”
醫生A：“嘴巴？”
謝旭：“……是語言。”
"I will let my patients feel like spring breeze in the charm of language, correct their abnormal thinking from the most fundamental point, and teach them how to live a normal life with the most gentle means."
Doctor A: “I think it may not work.”
Another doctor A said: "The patient is too difficult to deal with. He doesn't even take his medicine on time. How can he listen to the therapy quietly?"
Xie Xu: …
Veins popped out on his forehead and the smile on his face became extremely forced.
"It seems," he lowered his head, sorted out his feelings, and raised his head again to speak, "I need to prove my strength in order to convince the teachers."
"Excuse me, teachers, are there any other new patients in the hospital who have never received treatment?"
Doctor A: “No solution yet.”
Another doctor A: "I'll get you one."
Xie Xu: …
Vulgar! Shallow! Unreasonable!
The man took a deep breath and swallowed back the curse words.
"Patients, patients. Only sick people are patients," he said with a polite smile. "What I need is a patient with a mental disorder and a different way of thinking from ordinary people."
Rather than some defective product picked up from the street!
Doctor A: “You are so hypocritical.”
Xie Xu:?
The man looked at the white coat in front of him, his eyes filled with murderous intent: "Excuse me, what were you talking about just now?"
Another doctor, Doctor A, looked at his colleague who had spoken bluntly earlier with a look of gloating, and then calmly came to the rescue: "Doctor XX, I'm very sorry, but there are currently no patients in the hospital who meet your requirements." It shrugged and said with a sly smile, "Perhaps your new 'talk therapy' technology is of no use here--"
“Ding Dong!”
Doctor A hadn't finished speaking when a very loud shout came from the door downstairs:
"Doctor! Doctor! Please save me! I feel like I see so many books in front of me! Am I crazy?"
Crowd: …
The man raised his lips slightly and smiled meaningfully: "I'm sorry to trouble you. Isn't my new patient here?"
His mood suddenly became good. Through the open window, the man looked downstairs at the patient standing outside the door, who was about to become his experimental subject.
Downstairs, Luo Shiqin rang the doorbell, looked at the refreshed text in front of her, then raised her head with a smile on her face.
"The Years I Played the Pig and Eated the Tiger in the Mental Hospital" [Latest Update Chapter 1786: Sharing Experience]
[…Xie Xu clasped his hands together happily, and began to think about how to use his new technology on new patients.
Let these blind idiots know who is the most supreme doctor in the mental hospital! 】
Oh no.
Excuse me.
Luo Shiqin smiled.
Your winning streak ends here with me.
This chapter is two in one! Six thousand plus, it's fat~
Dear babies~50 red envelopes dropped in this chapter~