The eldest grandfather had three children in total. The eldest son worked in a steel rolling mill and married a female employee from the same mill. Less than three months after the marriage, she became pregnant and gave birth to a grandson in one go. This was the glory of his life.

The second son went to the frontier to support the cause a few years ago, got married and settled down there, and he hasn't returned yet.

The third son is the luckiest. When he was supposed to go to the countryside a few years ago, he was still young, and his second brother had already gone to the countryside, so he stayed in the city to go to school. In the early years, he followed the Little Red Soldiers to make connections everywhere. Now he is unemployed at home, struggling to find a job. A few days ago, he asked me for money, saying that he had bribed someone to find a temporary job.

The eldest master thought the matter was unreliable at the time, so he refused to pay the money. Could it be that the silly child had taken his own bacon to give as a gift?

For a moment, the eldest master felt panic and relief at the same time.

What a silly child! If you need money, just ask yourself. Why steal your own things?

At this time, someone was watching the excitement and didn't mind giving up the big deal. "Does anyone know where Cao Bin is now? Since they want evidence, he must have sold the things in the house or given them away. It's not too late now, let's go look for him."

"I saw him this afternoon, in the evening, Cao Bin came out of the alley with a big cloth bag and turned east. Shall we go and have a look?"

The eldest master's heart skipped a beat again, and he immediately said, "You believe what Er Wa said. Why would my son steal things from his own home? He has nothing to do. Besides, the capital is so big, where can you find him? My son can't possibly steal things from home, do you understand?"

The eldest master thought in his heart that if it was the second child who stole it, then the matter could be made public, but if it was his own son who took it, then he would be found by a group of people, how embarrassing it would be, and the child would be very upset.

"Who can say for sure?" someone objected.

The mother was like a cat whose tail was stepped on. She screamed at the top of her lungs, "What the hell? Is it true what he said? You asked for evidence just now, and now I want evidence too. You said my son took it. What evidence do you have?"

So everyone focused their attention on Erwa.

Lin Minjun felt Erwa's back tense and immediately patted him on the shoulder, "It's okay, tell me what you found."

As if encouraged, Erwa pointed to the beams above and said, "This bamboo basket is hung high. Usually, we use bamboo forks to take it down. I just looked at the bamboo pole of an old lady. It was covered with a thick layer of dust. There were only two handprints on it, which belonged to her."

"What does that prove?" someone asked.

"The door lock was not broken or pried open by anyone. It was done by their own family. They didn't use a bamboo pole, so they just stood on the stove and tiptoed to get it. There were three people in the eldest grandfather's house this afternoon, the eldest grandmother, the young grandson, and Cao Bin. The eldest grandmother and the grandson couldn't reach it, but Cao Bin's height was just right for him to reach it by standing on the stove." Erwa pinched Lin Minjun's finger and continued, "I looked around the stove just now, but didn't find any footprints. I guess he wiped them off himself, but his legs are not long enough, so he needs a footrest to get on the stove, so he stepped on the wooden table to get on the stove, and then stepped on the stove to get on the roof, took the meat and left."

As he spoke, Erwa pointed at the edge of the wooden table and said, "Look, there is still half a footprint here. Apart from Brother Cao and Cao Bin, who else in their family could have such big feet?"

Someone came over to take a look and said, "That seems to be the case. The analysis is quite correct. Only Cao Bin could have such big feet."

The mother's eyes almost popped out of her head, and she blurted out a curse, "Bullshit, my son wants to eat, I will make it immediately after you give me the order, why would I have to steal it?"

Erwa was not to be outdone, "If he said he wanted to eat it himself, you would definitely make it right away, but he often goes to Dongjia Hutong recently. I saw him holding the girl and chewing it several times when I passed by. He took it to give to the girl."

"Ah!"

This sounded so logical that the mother was somewhat convinced, but she still managed to refute it, "This is all your guess, there is no evidence."

Erwa showed his stubbornness and said, "Didn't someone see him going to Dongjia Hutong this afternoon? He must be dating someone. He gave it to the girl. It's not too late now. Let's go and see for ourselves."

The old lady wanted to spit, but she was too weak to do so.

Lin Minjun: "Yes, let's go and have a look. Whether it's true or not, there must be a result. Don't forget, you just said that if you didn't steal, you should kowtow to my brother and make amends!"

Who wouldn't be willing to watch the excitement? And everyone was curious at this time, did Cao Bin really steal things from his own family just to fall in love?

If the mom and grandpa really kowtow to their second child and call him grandpa, how interesting would that scene be?

Someone started to make a fuss, "Then let's go take a look. I know Dongjia Hutong. Let's go take a look!"

A group of people followed Lin Minjun and Erwa and headed towards Dongjia Hutong.

Before leaving, someone noticed that the eldest mother and the eldest father did not follow, so they simply reached out and pulled them, half pulling and half carrying them, and finally helped them follow.

"Put me down! I can walk by myself. Xiaobin can never steal money. This child is very sensible." The mother was very confident and walked with high spirits.

The eldest uncle was sweating and really wanted to drag the eldest uncle out and give her a beating. What a silly old woman, she was always causing trouble.

However, he was explaining to others along the way: "Even if he did find a partner, my son would not have taken the family's things just to find a date. This child is strong-willed, and he probably took the things to find a job."

"If I could really trade my job for a piece of bacon, it wouldn't be a loss at all." The eldest master continued.

"No, his father, there is no way our Xiaobin is in Dongjia Hutong, he is very well behaved." The mother turned around and retorted.

But is this really the case?

Dongjia Hutong was not far away. After walking for less than ten minutes, I saw the entrance of the alley. There were several old ladies sitting at the entrance, drawing well water to wash clothes.

The old neighbor who was urging everyone to come to Dongjia Hutong to look for someone walked up and asked, "Old lady, can I ask you something?"

It was a coincidence that the old lady I found had gray hair but was not deaf or blind. She asked in a very old and frail manner, "What's the matter?"

"Did a young man come to our alley this afternoon with a cloth bag? Or are there any girls in your alley who have a boyfriend recently? The young man is about 1.7 meters tall, has a big mole on his neck, and is around 20 years old." said the neighbor.

The old lady curled her lips and said, "Go to the second house on the east side, the small bungalow."

Did they really find the person?

At this time, the eldest mother felt scared and her face turned pale, but everyone had already walked to the door of the small bungalow one by one.

Everyone tiptoed over and put their ears to the door to listen. Suddenly, someone turned around and whispered, "There really is Cao Bin's voice in there, talking?"

"Hurry up, let us hear it!"

"Don't worry, I'll open the door a little so everyone can hear it. Don't make any noise so they won't find out." The old neighbor said as he opened the door a little so everyone could look into the yard through the gap.

Lin Minjun stood in front of the crowd and could just see the yard.

She saw a man and a woman sitting at a small square table in the yard. The woman was young, looking like she had just reached adulthood, while the man was a little older, about twenty-four years old. The man was Cao Bin, who had a big mole on his neck.

At this time, there was a large piece of bacon on the table. Cao Bin pushed the bacon in front of the girl and smiled in a particularly rascally way, "What's wrong? I brought you this good thing, but you are still not satisfied?"

"Satisfied? How can I not be satisfied? This stuff is enough to satisfy the mouths of the people in my family for a long time." The girl stared at the fat bacon and couldn't stop drooling.

Cao Bin moved his stool to get closer to the girl's voice and said in a long tone: "But I won't give you the bacon for free. You have to promise to be with me, or..."

"Or what?" the girl asked vigilantly.

"Or give me a kiss. If that doesn't work, come into the house and take off your coat so I can see it." Cao Bin blew a breath and shook his hair in a very cool manner.

He probably thought he looked very handsome, but the group of old neighbors who were standing at the door and eavesdropping were dumbfounded.

He used bacon to lure a girl into being with him, kissed her, and even took off his clothes inside the house?

This, this, this, isn’t this a scoundrel?

This would have been taken to the police a few years ago! It's offensive to public morality!

Everyone cursed in their hearts for a while. What a scoundrel he was. He stole his own things and used them to tease girls. What a good-for-nothing!

A little further away from the door, an old neighbor looked askance at the old man and his wife, "Mother Lijia, didn't you just say your son was very well behaved? What is he doing now? He is teasing you, you rascal."

Someone else looked at the eldest master and said something even more mocking, "If I remember correctly, the eldest master just said that Cao Bin took the bacon to go out and change jobs. So he came here to change jobs?"

"Your Cao Bin's job is really good. He is looking for jobs that allow him to be a hooligan, right?"

An old neighbor who has lived here for decades never uses a foul language, but every word he says is so insulting that it feels like it could crawl into the cracks in the ground.

"You, you..." The old lady took two deep breaths, looked at the bungalow, then looked at the old neighbor standing next to it, and almost fainted.

I fainted when a middle-aged woman pinched my philtrum and woke me up. "Xiuhua, wake up. Now is not the time to faint. Erwa and Xiaolin haven't talked yet. This matter is not over yet."

Lin Minjun: "You all saw what happened just now. The bacon was not stolen by my brother, but by your son. He stole both the goods and the property. You need to hold a general meeting to clarify things for my brother. Also, what did the first lady say just now? If the thief was caught, what would she do for my brother?"

"My son..." The eldest master was about to speak.

At this time, everyone heard a girl screaming from the yard, "Ah, what are you doing! You bastard! Stay away from me!"

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"Surprise! Long Aotian is actually a top-level celestial master! [Metaphysics]" Author: Red Moon Blade

Five-year-old Dongdong often looked at her frail body and felt worried, wondering how a great warrior could have fallen to the point of being trapped in an orphanage! Until a special voice sounded, prompting [High-level evil spirits detected approaching], Dongdong immediately stood up in shock!

Forget it! She's just a milk bag! This doesn't affect her kicking evil spirits and punching demons at all!

Xie Zhouyu, a master of the Special Events Investigation Bureau, received a mission and went to an orphanage to capture a ghost. He prepared a strategy in advance and went into battle again.

But who could tell him why when he rushed into the orphanage with runes on his body and magic weapons in his hands, he saw a high-level evil ghost massaging the legs of a baby?

What's even more outrageous is that the evil ghost, full of sins and resentment, flattered the baby and said, "Sir, don't worry, I will turn over a new leaf and do the right thing in the future. Please spare my life!"

Xie Zhouyu followed the baby closely to find out the truth, but unexpectedly one day Dongdong, who had two pigtails, suddenly said to him: "I know you want to worship me as your master, and your sincerity has touched me, but I want to give you a test."

As he spoke, Dongdong took out a watercolor pen and started drawing on a piece of paper.

At this time, the special voice shouted at Dong Dong again: [Warning! Warning! Sir! It is useless to scribble and draw! Please do not tarnish the true secret of the rune! ! Warning! With your current skills! You can't...]

[Strength increasing... The ultimate rune is completed...]

Dong Dong threw the finished picture to Xie Zhouyu and said proudly: "I will give you a talisman. When you can draw the power of this talisman, this God of War will accept you as his disciple."

If Xie Zhouyu had not seen the drawing of an old turtle on the paper, he would have almost believed Dongdong's lies. He just thought that this was a fantasy little baby who accidentally escaped from the hands of evil spirits, and turned around and left the orphanage.

Later, when Xie Zhouyu was besieged by evil spirits and was on the verge of death, a picture of a turtle suddenly appeared and instantly repelled the evil spirits, saving his life.

Xie Zhouyu: !!! This master!!! He is determined!!!

In the beginning, many people sneered when they saw the Special Investigation Bureau's master holding up a baby, and some even acknowledged the baby as their master, and laughed at whether these people were crazy.

Until they saw Dongdong slap the evil ghost away...

"Emma! It smells so good!"

Soon after, there was a wave of enthusiasm for the God of War in the Tianshi circle.

#Have you obtained the talisman of the God of War Dongdong today? #

#When will the God of War Dongdong accept another disciple? #

#Is the God of War Dongdong free to take me to catch ghosts today? #

Then the craze began to spread.

#Waiting online, very urgent, can Dongdong War God help me break the Yin peach blossom? #

#Regarding the matter of my family’s ancestral grave being dug up, does the God of War Dongdong have a solution? #

#I have a video of Dong Dong Zhan Shen singing "The Light of Righteousness" to repel evil spirits. Do you want to see it? #

The levels of Heavenly Masters are divided into: Chu Yuan, Zhong Yuan, Shang Yuan, Gao Jing, Shang Dao, He Dao, Ji Dao, and Hun Tian.

The levels of evil spirits are divided into: evil spirits, malevolent spirits, vengeful spirits, devils, demons, ghosts, ghosts, and demons.

Talismans, magic weapons and other props are divided into grades: third grade, second grade, first grade, top grade, best grade, and ultimate grade.

Reading Guide:

①: Dongdong is really a five-year-old kid, and also a real god of war, but his memory is damaged, so overall he looks like a kid with the personality of Long Aotian.

②: It is a private setting, and the levels are divided into those set by oneself.

③: A joyful and healing article, Dongdong is invincible, so please don’t be picky.

④: The special sound is not from the system, but from Dongdong’s magical power.