"Stop making those petty demands of yours! Otherwise, I'll be running around naked in front of you every day! Without even wearing any underwear!"
Xie Yunjing stood up quickly like a virgin who was afraid of being defiled, and stood three meters away from the bed.
"Shameless!"
Gu Xian viciously tore the stack of crappy agreements into two halves, looking like a hungry dragon biting its prey.
"Rewrite it!"
“…”
If he had been able to make Gu Xian so angry before, Xie Yunjing would have already started to mock him, but now, watching Gu Xian start to unbutton his pajamas...
Xie Yunjing calmly picked up the notebook and faced Gu Xian's fierce gaze, which might pounce on him again at any time: "What do you want to change?"
Removing the other clauses went smoothly, but when it came to the clause "You are not allowed to run around naked in front of the other party, even at home", Xie Yunjing started to argue.
"Given your behavior just now, this must be retained."
"Why?! Can't I make myself comfortable in my own home?"
"If I can't keep this one, I won't delete the other clauses."
"Fuck you! You troublemaker!"
"Exhibitionist!"
"Hypocritical!"
"shameless!"
The two of them argued like elementary school students for a long time before finally reaching an agreement.
When Xie Yunjing came out of the shower, Gu Xian was already lying on the bed with his eyes closed, looking like he was fast asleep.
Xie Yunjing walked over, stood beside the bed and looked down at him: "Get up."
Of course Gu Xian didn't react.
"Get up! You got the wrong pajamas." Xie Yunjing clenched his fists, and the sound of joints colliding filled the air. "Don't force me to do it."
Gu Xian, who seemed to be sleeping soundly, suddenly opened one eye and then burst into laughter without any hesitation.
"Hahahahahahahahaha!" He pounded the bed hard, "Thank you, Third Young Master, you have such a great figure, hahahahahaha..."
The pajamas of the same style as his were completely stretched on Xie Yunjing, making his wrists and ankles shorter, and the chest area was so tight that it seemed like it would break at any time.
He couldn't understand why Xie Yunjing insisted on buttoning up this ill-fitting clothes!
"Stay away from me, haha..." Gu Xian was laughing so hard that he almost died. "I'm afraid you'll use the button as a hidden weapon and assassinate me later."
"This is your pajamas." Xie Yunjing emphasized, "If you want to laugh like that, you might as well reflect on yourself..."
He suddenly sneered, "Shorty!"
Gu Xian was very satisfied with his height and immediately retorted, "Bah! This is just right!"
Xie Yunjing looked at his sleeve covering the back of his hand: "Heh."
"The suit you're wearing is custom-made to my size. Change it back to me quickly."
"No!" Gu Xian pulled the quilt and let out a few malicious laughs, "It's not like you can't wear it."
"I'm afraid that when I fall asleep, the buttons will break off and land on you, sending me to jail." Xie Yunjing reached out to pull the quilt. "Hurry up, or I don't mind changing it for you."
"Fuck!" Gu Xian clenched his fingers, "You said I can't run around naked in front of you!"
"You're the one who said that exceptions can be made when necessary for normal life."
Xie Yunjing exerted force suddenly, and the quilt on Gu Xian was lifted up without any resistance.
“Now is the exception.”
"Exception, your uncle!" Gu Xian jumped up and ran, but Xie Yunjing grabbed his ankle and dragged him back.
Gu Xian was rarely flustered: "You look like a rapist right now, don't you know that?"
"I know I'm not." Xie Yunjing grabbed Gu Xian's hands that were blocking his body with just one hand and tried to push them aside.
Of course, Gu Xian couldn't let him control him.
With extraordinary skill, he broke free before Xie Yunjing could fully grasp him. However, after gaining his freedom, he did not immediately move away from Xie Yunjing as he had done before. Instead, he suddenly pounced on him, straddling him, and tightly gripped his back with both hands.
"Take it off! If you have the guts, take off all my clothes right now!"
Gu Xian regained his arrogance, but Xie Yunjing angrily shouted, "Gu Xian! Get out of here!"
The person on top of him pressed tightly against him, and the two soft lumps pressed against his vital parts under the influence of gravity. Gu Xian's hands were clasped tightly behind his back, and it was difficult to untie them because it was difficult to exert force with his hands behind his back.
"Aren't you going to take off my clothes? Now that I'm not running, why don't you take them off!"
Xie Yunjing asked himself, he had absolutely no thoughts about Gu Xian, but there was a certain part of a man's body that was completely irrational and would react as long as it was properly stimulated.
Being provoked by his mortal enemy and caused him to react was such a great humiliation that Xie Yunjing was ultimately defeated by Gu Xian's shamelessness.
The ill-fitting pajamas became even tighter after lying down. Xie Yunjing and Gu Xian occupied the two sides of the edge of the bed respectively. The quilt was pulled hard and hung in the air. The cold air from outside kept pouring in, making both Gu and Xie feel a chill.
No one can sleep in such a harsh environment.
Gu Xian said sarcastically, "Xie San Shao Ye, how does it feel to sleep in the same bed with your mortal enemy?"
Xie Yunjing said in a flat tone: "If you are not satisfied, you can go sleep on the floor."
"Huh? Why should I go and not you? Fuck you—"
Xie Yunjing suddenly pulled the entire quilt away with force.
Gu Xian stood up and rushed over to grab a corner of the quilt before Xie Yunjing could wrap it up. "I own half of this quilt!"
Not to mention that Xie Yunjing was now completely pressed down on the quilt, even in terms of strength, Gu Xian was far from his opponent. After trying for a while without success, Gu Xian angrily kicked Xie Yunjing: "Let go! Or I'll tell Kang Bo."
The man who had been pretending to be dead for a long time finally responded: "Are you an elementary school student?"
Gu Xian rolled up his "half" onto himself, not caring if it meant getting too close to Xie Yunjing, while cursing, "As long as it works! And how dare you say that to me? When we were in school, who was the one who complained about me to the teacher every day?"
Xie Yunjing did not refute, not knowing whether it was because he was sleepy or because what Gu Xian said was indeed the truth.
However, Gu Xian did not take it lightly and warned: "If I wake up tomorrow morning and find that I have no quilt or I am on the ground, I will complain to Kang Bo!"
Xie Yunjing didn't say anything, as if he was disdainful of such childish slander.
However, when Gu Xian was still dazed, he heard a sound nearby.
"snort."
"Oh my god, what did you do with Xie Yunjing last night?"
Gu Xian had two exaggerated dark circles under his eyes and looked as haggard as if he had been playing Landlord with someone all night.
Gu Xian rolled his eyes at the yelling Li Yuqiu and put on his sunglasses: "What else can you do besides fighting?"
Li Yuqiu looked at him with suspicion.
It wasn't that he didn't trust his good brother, but the difference in martial arts between Gu Xian and Xie Yunjing was something Gu Xian couldn't deny in good conscience. If the two had really fought last night, why would Gu Xian still be standing and talking to him now...
Li Yuqiu analyzed it fiercely, blurting out four words: "Fairies fighting?"
"..." Gu Xian, who hadn't slept well because he had fought with Xie Yunjing for the quilt all night, was drowsy and kicked Li Yuqiu angrily, "Are you looking for a fight?"
"Ouch! Ouch!" Li Yuqiu hugged his calf and cried out in a mock manner. "I was wrong, I was wrong! Didn't I get up early and not be sober just to take you to work?"
"Don't you have classes to go to? Am I broken-legged or mentally retarded that I need you to take me to work?" Gu Xian seemed to be getting even angrier. "Besides, it was me who didn't sleep well last night, not you!"
"Alright, alright, big brother, I was really wrong." Li Yuqiu pushed Gu Xian to the car and coaxed him like a child, "Isn't this your first day at work? It's a memorable day! Go catch up on some sleep in the car."
Gu Xian was still muttering to himself, but he couldn't resist the sleepiness. After getting into the car, he soon dozed off leaning back in the chair.
"Are we here already?" Gu Xian still felt a little sleepless when he was woken up by Li Yuqiu.
"Oh my god!" Li Yuqiu didn't care about his grumpiness when he woke up. He shook him vigorously, his tone full of curiosity, "Hurry up and get up. Let me see what these people are doing!"
"What's going on?" Gu Xian looked up as he got out of the car. Before he could see clearly, he was so startled by the sound waves that he almost slipped.
"Welcome, welcome! Warmly welcome Master Gu Xian to join Guangyao Media!"
At the entrance of the company where he was going to start work today, there was a row of beautiful women standing on the left and a row of handsome men standing on the right. At this moment, they were waving cheerleading balls enthusiastically and repeating welcome speeches.
Bang!
Bang!
The sound of cannon firing rang out, and a middle-aged man with a good appearance except for his slightly protruding belly that somewhat ruined his image, walked out quickly from the end of the line of beautiful women and handsome men amidst a sky full of fireworks.
As soon as he reached Gu Xian, he enthusiastically grabbed Gu Xian's hand and shook it tightly: "Master Gu, you're finally here! We've been waiting for you for a long time!"
Gu Xian pulled his hand back uncomfortably, saying perfunctorily, "Okay, okay, Wei Wenxian, right? I know you."
"Yes, I am the current CEO of Guangyao." Wei Wenxian was overjoyed. "I didn't expect that the young master actually knew me. I am so happy!"
"...That's not necessary." Gu Xian twitched his lips and glanced at the queue still saying "welcome, welcome", "What are you doing?"
Wei Wenxian rubbed his hands together and said with a smile, "This is the welcome ceremony we specially prepared for Young Master Gu. Are you satisfied?"
"...Satisfied, I'm very satisfied." Gu Xianyan said insincerely, but he couldn't help but complain, "When I first got off the car, I thought we had arrived at a bathing center."
"Hahahaha! Young Master is so humorous!" Wei Wenxian didn't know whether he really didn't understand the sarcasm or was trying to save face.
The constant "Welcome, welcome" and the onlookers made Gu Xian's already sleep-deprived head ache even more. He scratched his hair irritably: "Can you let them go? Is there nothing else to do in the company?"
"Isn't this to welcome the young master?" Wei Wenxian was still smiling. After saying this, he waved to the queue, "Disperse, everyone!"
Gu Xian exhaled and asked again: "Where is my office?"
Now he just wanted to sit down and catch up on some sleep.
"Of course it's been prepared long ago!" Wei Wenxian emphasized, as if afraid that Gu Xian wouldn't hear him flattering him, "Young Master, come with me."
"...Everything in the entire office is new. Take a look, young master. Are you satisfied?" Wei Wenxian kept talking about how good the location of the office he prepared for Gu Xian was and how much thought he put into the decoration. His desire to take credit was obvious.
However, after opening the office door, his smiling face froze.
"Second Young Master?" Wei Wenxian looked in surprise at the man who was sitting behind the desk with both feet on the table.
Gu Leyu was playing with a pen. When he heard this, he just looked up and said, "Brother, you are finally here."
I had just boasted to Gu Xian that everything was new when I saw a few shoe prints on the desk.
Wei Wenxian was so nervous that he stuttered a little: "Big, Big Master, I didn't know the Second Young Master was in the office..."
Gu Xian's face showed no emotion, he just waved his hand and sent him away: "Go and take care of your own business."
It was not easy to interfere in the brothers' family affairs, so Wei Wenxian ran away as fast as he could.
Li Yuqiu closed the door, and Gu Xian walked to the desk: "Come down, this is my seat."
"Your position? Isn't that the benefit you get by getting fucked in the ass by men?" Gu Xian took off his sunglasses after entering the company gate. Gu Leyu looked at his face and said the most disgusting words in the sweetest tone, "Brother, how does it feel to be fucked in the ass by a man? Is it good? Does it hurt? Do you want me to help you find a doctor?"
Li Yuqiu was furious: "Gu Leyu! This is your brother! Speak with some respect!"
Gu Leyu sneered: "I don't recognize a guy who was fucked by a man as my brother."
Li Yuqiu wanted to curse again, but was stopped by Gu Xian.
"Gu Leyu, you keep saying 'fuck' left and right, and you even come to ask me how I feel..." Gu Xian said with a sneer, "Why, are you envious of my sex life?"
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