How could someone use a marriage certificate as a passport?!
"You're crazy!"
Gu Xian was so angry that he started cursing, but Sheng Yi and the others surrounded him with great interest.
"Wow, Gu Xian's marriage certificate, take a look!"
"Hahahahahaha Gu Xian, why are you acting like you've been kidnapped!"
"Tsk tsk tsk, this suit, Xie Yunjing must have prepared it for you again."
Xie Yunjing didn't put it away, but just held up the marriage certificate for them to see.
"Which side are you guys on?" Gu Xian thrashed around angrily on the sofa. "Xie Yunjing! Take that fucking thing back now!"
Xie Yunjing acted understandingly: "That's because your good brothers haven't finished watching it yet."
The marriage certificate was only that big, so the photo on it was naturally even smaller. Several people were crowded in front of Xie Yunjing, making it difficult to see clearly. Li Yuqiu reached out to take the marriage certificate, but Xie Yunjing suddenly raised his hand and held it up high: "You can only look at it."
He met Gu Xian's angry gaze and smiled, "I was afraid that you would take the marriage certificate from me and then give it to Gu Xian to tear it up."
Li Yuqiu, Sheng Yi and the others were all stunned, and then showed admiration.
"mean."
“Shameless.”
"As expected of you."
The conspiracy was exposed, and naturally, the few of them no longer pretended to be interested in the marriage certificate - although they were indeed very interested in it at the beginning.
Xie Yunjing put away the marriage certificate and politely replied, "Mutually."
"Fuck! Stop him, don't let him come over!" Gu Xian shouted again, struggling to sit up.
Xie Yunjing looked at the people in front of him and asked, "Are you sure you want to stop me?"
Li Yuqiu and the others looked at each other, and finally looked at Gu Xian together.
"Damn it!" Gu Xian was so angry that he almost died. "You are so many, what are you afraid of?"
Xie Yunjing began to roll up his sleeves: "It just so happens that I haven't had time to practice tonight because I want to catch someone. So you guys can practice with me."
The last time they kidnapped someone together, Li Yuqiu had experienced just how strong Xie Yunjing was. If it weren't for the surprise attack and Gu Xian's selfless attack, they wouldn't have been able to subdue Xie Yunjing. As for the others, while they weren't as weak as Gu Xian, their physical fitness had declined since they graduated from school.
A few people gave Gu Xian a look that said "good luck to you" and quietly made way.
"Are we still brothers?" Gu Xian finally sat up, and Xie Yunjing had already arrived in front of him.
"Did you enjoy it?"
"Do I look like I'm finished?" Gu Xian stood up suddenly and tried to push Xie Yunjing away, but he stumbled suddenly because of the pain in his waist.
The little girl next to him subconsciously wanted to help, but a hand with rolled up sleeves moved faster than her.
"Let me go, ah! ---" Gu Xian cursed, and was pushed to the side by Xie Yunjing. With another scream, Yue retreated softly into Xie Yunjing's arms.
He hissed in pain. Not to mention fighting with Xie Yunjing, he even had to rely on grabbing the other's clothes to stand steady.
The man finally calmed down. Xie Yunjing looked at the masseur and asked, "How long did you massage him?"
The girl was a little panicked: "No, not for long, only about fifteen minutes..."
"How much does it cost?"
"Twenty-five per hour. No, less than an hour will be counted as a full hour..."
Xie Yunjing nodded slightly and took out his phone: "I'll pay you."
"Ah?" The girl looked at Shengyi in embarrassment. They charged a flat fee and then distributed commissions based on performance. It was against the rules to collect money from customers privately.
Shengyi nodded to her.
After Xie Yunjing paid the money, he dragged Gu Xian out and said, "I'm going to take him home first. You guys can have fun."
"Fuck! I won't go back with you!" Gu Xian struggled again. "I'm in this state and you still won't let me go. Do you have any humanity left? Let me go. It's not even an hour yet. I want to stay and continue the massage!"
"This kind of massage can only relieve common fatigue. For someone like you..." Xie Yunjing, perhaps realizing his words were a bit exaggerated, paused before continuing, "Discomfort caused by 'overexertion' requires a more professional approach."
He applied force to Gu Xian's hand, and with satisfaction, he heard him howl. He threatened, "A massage without professional knowledge could cause permanent muscle damage in someone like you, leading to disability."
Gu Xian: “…”
Xie Yunjing asked: "Going home?"
Gu Xian finally followed Xie Yunjing away, leaving behind Li Yuqiu, Sheng Yi and the others, all with an expression of confusion and hesitation on their faces.
Li Yuqiu said worriedly, "...Gu Xian is already like that. Is it really okay to let Xie Yunjing take him back?"
"If you want to rescue him, it's still not too late to chase him." Although Sheng Yi said this sarcastically, his brows were furrowed. He touched his chin with a complicated expression, "Why do I feel like something is wrong..."
Han Rui was obsessed with love. While replying to messages, he concluded with a serious expression: "Xie Yunjing is definitely a bit perverted."
"Aren't you fucking going to take me to find a professional massage?" Gu Xian looked at the door of the house where he and Xie Yunjing currently lived together, his face full of anger after being deceived.
Xie Yunjing was waiting for him by the car door: "Didn't you say not to waste money?"
Gu Xian raised his eyebrows alertly: "What do you mean?"
"What I mean is..." Xie Yunjing slowly leaned over, then grabbed Gu Xian who was trying to escape, "Let me give you a massage."
"I don't want it!——"
Suddenly, a scream was heard in the quiet villa area, startling many birds hiding in the trees.
Gu Xiansheng lay there with no hope: "You just want to take this opportunity to kill me."
Xie Yunjing laughed: "Do you think I want to go to jail?"
Gu Xian: "...would you be so kind?"
Xie Yunjing pinched his brows uncomfortably and admitted his mistake, "I overestimated your physical fitness and arranged training for you that was beyond your tolerance, which is why you became like this."
His hands had already started to move, and he couldn't help but press harder: "But isn't your reaction a bit exaggerated? Don't you still have the energy to run to the wine?"
Of course, Xie Yunjing's hand strength could not be compared with that of the little girl. Even if he felt that he was just pressing lightly, to Gu Xian, it was heavier than when the little girl pressed hard.
"Ah!" Gu Xian couldn't hold back his screams. He turned back angrily, tears welling in his eyes. "What do you care?"
Xie Yunjing paused for a moment, and for once didn't argue with him, just continued to massage him.
Gu Xian just thought that he felt guilty and soon enjoyed his service with peace of mind.
However, when Xie Yunjing exerted force with his hand, it still hurt. Gu Xian groaned and cried out in pain from time to time.
“Ah, it hurts, it hurts!”
"Can you be a little more gentle!"
“Hmm—”
Gu Xian's nasal tone became heavier and heavier, sounding like he was acting like a spoiled child, until he whimpered. Xie Yunjing suddenly pressed down hard, as if he had failed.
"ah!!"
Gu Xian was about to call him to task when Xie Yunjing angrily interrupted him, "Gu Xian! Could you please stop yelling?"
"Huh? You hurt me and I couldn't even scream? How can you be so unreasonable..."
Gu Xian wanted to turn around, but his neck was held down.
"Don't move!" Xie Yunjing's voice actually sounded a little gritted.
"Then you better press it for me properly! Take your hands away!"
Gu Xian's tone was domineering, but he really didn't show any intention of turning around. Xie Yunjing let go of his neck and pressed it cautiously for a while but he didn't show any sign of cheating.
Just when Xie Yunjing was feeling a little relieved, Gu Xian, who seemed to have calmed down, suddenly turned his head.
"Ha! I just moved around, so what? What can you do to me—"
Gu Xian’s pride came to an abrupt end. He looked at Xie Yunjing in astonishment, his eyes moving back and forth in disbelief.
Xie Yunjing: “…”
“Hahahahahahahaha!” Gu Xian suddenly burst into laughter. The pain from the pulled muscles made him curl up and fall down, but he still couldn’t stop laughing. “Hahaha it hurts hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!”
Gu Xian rolled around on the bed, not knowing whether he was in pain or pleasure.
Xie Yunjing had a dark face and went into the bathroom without saying a word.
Gu Xian was happy for a while, but he found it difficult to bear this happiness alone, so he picked up his phone and sent a message.
Ni Xian Ge: Big news!!! Xie Yunjing reacted to my shouting!!!
Goodwill:?
Mu Ziqiu: ???
Han Rui: ...?
Gu Xianle was overwhelmed with joy.
Ni Xian Ge: Xie Yunjing gave me a massage, I couldn’t help but screamed a few times, he actually responded hahahahahahahahaha!
Han Rui:...No, brother, don’t you feel something is wrong?
Ni Xian Ge: Xie Yunjing is so hungry and thirsty, it really makes me laugh to death, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Don’t you think it’s funny?
Mu Ziqiu: ...
Sincerity: ...
Han Rui: ...Dear donor, I see that the word "Wei" (Dangerous) on your head looks very auspicious.
The author has something to say: Han Rui & Sheng Yi & Li Yuqiu: We are gathered here today to request a song "Three Auspicious Treasures" for our good brother Gu Xian.
I've received everyone's blessings, thank you all!
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