The house prepared by the Xie family is very large, so the master bedroom is naturally also very large. However, no matter how large the area is, it cannot change the fact that in the bedroom, apart from the double bed placed in the middle, there is only the floor for lying down.
I only have one set of quilts on the bed. Although the weather isn't too cold now, I won't catch a cold with just a coat, but...
Gu Xian threw his coat onto the bed.
Why is he sleeping on the floor?
Gu Xian, intending to strike first, threw his butt onto the bed as well - this room was obviously incredibly large, but there wasn't even a fucking stool to sit on!
Although the Xie family was quite disgusting in other aspects, they had a good eye for mattresses. The comfortable mattress made Gu Xian feel that his decision was wise, but in the blink of an eye, Xie Yunjing ruined his mood.
"Didn't anyone ever teach you to hang your coat?"
Gu Xian tugged at his already loosened tie in annoyance, and suddenly remembered that, apart from the annoying questioning now, all the clothes he was wearing were prepared by Xie Yunjing and he was asked to change into them.
It's not a pleasant feeling to be controlled by someone everywhere, especially when that person is his mortal enemy.
Gu Xian pulled off his tie and threw it to the side of his coat provocatively, saying with a fake smile, "Yes, it's true that no one has ever taught me."
"Now you know."
Gu Xian made a "tsk" sound, stood up, ignored the coat on the bed, and walked straight into the cloakroom.
He didn't know where his original clothes had been confiscated by Kang Bo, and he hadn't anticipated Kang Bo bringing him here when he went to get his marriage certificate, so he naturally had no change of clothes. But continuing to wear the clothes Xie Yunjing had prepared was as unpleasant as having ten thousand ants on him.
Thanks to the rich people's meticulousness, although there were no other clothes in the cloakroom, there were at least two sets of pajamas.
Gu Xian picked out a set at random and took it back to the bedroom.
"Oh, I thought Third Young Master Xie would help me hang up my coat." He threw his pajamas on the bed, and regardless of Xie Yunjing's increasingly dissatisfied expression, he unbuttoned the remaining buttons of his shirt in front of him.
After Gu Xian's shirt was thrown off, the bed was no longer tidy at all. However, this was not the end yet. Gu Xian put his hand on the buckle of his belt.
"Gu Xian!" Xie Yunjing's expression could no longer be described as simply "dissatisfied." His face darkened, and he practically roared, "I told you, I'm gay!"
Gu Xian paused, raised an eyebrow at him, then quickly took off his suit pants and threw them on the bed.
"So what?" He was only wearing a pair of shorts and walked towards Xie Yunjing with a swagger.
A hint of retreat flashed across Xie Yunjing's face, but in the end he was unwilling to give in in front of Gu Xian.
Gu Xian stopped at a distance that was definitely not pleasant, leaned forward slightly, and pulled Xie Yunjing's tie from his neatly-knit collar and tugged it forward: "Could it be that our gay Third Young Master Xie will get an erection just by looking at my body?"
With Gu Xian's pull, the distance between the two was too close.
Xie Yunjing pulled his tie back from Gu Xian's hand, took two steps back, and sneered, "I suggest you take a closer look at your belly that's all soft flesh."
"Oh my." Gu Xian was not ashamed but proud of it. "So you saw it very carefully."
He patted his belly like a watermelon, then pinched it with unsatisfied eyes: "What's wrong with soft meat? It feels good."
Because of the long hours spent at home playing games, Gu Xian hadn't become a fat otaku, but he had accumulated a layer of fat around his abdomen. Normally, he looked tall and long-legged when dressed, but once he took off his clothes, his slightly rounded belly became noticeable.
Another characteristic that Gu Xian gained from staying at home for many years is that his skin is extremely white, especially his abdomen hidden under his clothes.
The soft little belly was pinched to leave a red mark, and it swayed like jelly.
Xie Yunjing's eyes twitched, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Can you please have some shame?"
"Wuhu—" Gu Xian whistled, "You look like a decent woman who's been teased."
The "good woman" retorted, "Are you proud of being a gangster exhibitionist?"
The dean's tone made Gu Xian unhappy: "Now this house is nominally my home, so what's wrong with me running around naked in my own home?"
He had clearly taken out the pajamas himself, but he refused to put them on. He just sat down on the bed again, crossed his legs, and said, "Xie Yunjing, don't you think you're too controlling? You control how I dress, how I hang clothes, and whether I'm shameless or not. And before, you ruined my plans twice in the bar."
He narrowed his eyes slightly: "You don't really have any feelings for me, so you are jealous, right?"
"You wish."
"That's great!" Gu Xian patted his chest exaggeratedly and said with a grin, "If that's true, I'll have to find a basin to vomit."
Xie Yunjing sneered, "You really need a basin to clear your mind so that you can figure out why you used such an unrealistic word as 'jealous' between us. The person I like is much better than you."
This means that he is interested in Xie Yunjing.
Gu Xian sucked his teeth, of course he was not happy with this slander.
"Don't act like you have someone you like."
"Just marry anyone you want. I can't see that you have someone you like."
"Haha, same here, you're a scumbag who cheated on my marriage."
"I can't compare to a scumbag like you who has someone he likes but still has affairs with other men and women."
"Whether I mess around or not is none of your business!"
"Then what does my engagement with Tao Ranran have to do with you? Tao Ranran agreed to the engagement after reaching an agreement with me, and you kept saying it was a marriage scam. What's wrong? You care a lot about it, don't you?!"
"You fart!"
“…”
“…”
The two people who were arguing fiercely suddenly stopped talking.
Such a quarrel sounds too much like a jealous couple fighting over each other, and it is really not a smart thing to endure the ridicule of your mortal enemy for someone who does not exist.
"Alright!" Gu Xian said stiffly, "In that case, why don't we come up with an agreement?"
Xie Yunjing's face was gloomy, which was considered as tacit agreement: "What agreement?"
"The reason we got married is that you have your purpose and I have mine." Gu Xian looked frank. Although he disliked Xie Yunjing, he had to admit that Xie Yunjing was not so stupid as to not realize the purpose of his choice to get married.
"But no matter what, we are not meant to be in love with each other..." Gu Xian couldn't help but look disgusted, "Being in love."
Xie Yunjing naturally had no objection.
Gu Xian continued, "In that case, let's make it clear now. You stay out of my business, and I won't mind yours. Let's just go our separate ways. Is that okay with you?"
Xie Yunjing snorted coldly: "I couldn't ask for more."
"Very good." The efficiency of his mortal enemy in communication was worthy of praise. Gu Xian smiled and stood up and said, "Then I'd like to trouble you to prepare a written document."
Xie Yunjing raised his eyebrows: "Why should I come?"
Gu Xian faked a smile that was not genuine, but rather a way to shift the blame and compliment him: "You are more professional."
"Then what are you doing?"
"Me? I provided the content of the agreement and have completed my part." Gu Xian picked up the pajamas that had been neglected for a long time and smiled. "Besides, you won't let me take a shower while you are drafting the written agreement. Do you want to take a shower with me after signing the agreement?"
Gu Xian successfully made Xie Yunjing look like he was eating a fly. He walked towards the bathroom proudly, but heard Xie Yunjing calling him.
"stop."
"Pack your clothes."
Gu Xian turned back impatiently: "Didn't you agree not to mind my business?"
"This is my home now, and I won't allow it to become a doghouse."
Gu Xian chuckled, "Have you ever heard of 'marry a chicken, follow the chicken; marry a dog, follow the dog'? I just like the doghouse."
He walked quickly into the bathroom and closed the door until only the width of his head was visible. "If Third Young Master Xie can't stand it, then please use your noble hands and tidy up the doghouse yourself."
The bathroom door slammed shut, and Xie Yunjing had nowhere to say "You're the one who married me". He was so depressed that a dark cloud seemed to form between his brows.
Gu Xian took a comfortable bath before leaving the bathroom feeling tired. Glancing at the scattered clothes on the bed, he immediately said mischievously, "Oh, thank you, Third Young Master, for your hard work! Thank you!"
Xie Yunjing sat on the edge of the bed with a laptop and some papers beside him.
"If you want to thank someone, go to Kangbo. He's put tomorrow's clothes in the cloakroom." He handed a stack of papers to Gu Xian, who was sitting on the other side of the bed. "Agreement. Sign it if you have no problem."
"As expected of Third Young Master Xie, this efficiency is truly exceptional..." The hypocritical flattery came to an abrupt end after Gu Xian saw the terms clearly on the paper. He then read a few more clauses.
"Xie Yunjing!" Gu Xian threw the agreement back to Xie Yunjing, "What the hell is written on this!"
"What you said alone is not enough to constitute a complete agreement. I have made some appropriate improvements."
"Appropriate ass!"
Do not interfere with the other person's emotional life.
Inappropriate images and actions must not appear in necessary situations.
Do not throw clothes around.
You are not allowed to run around naked in front of the other person, even at home.
The space shared by two people must not be turned into a doghouse.
Do not use dirty words such as "your mother", "his mother", "none of your business", etc.
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Aside from the first one, the rest is just a bunch of bullshit! Even the old lady at the market who haggles for a dime would be called a nitpicker!
Gu Xian roared, "I asked you to come up with an agreement so that you can mind your own business, not to draft a 'Gu Xian Behavior Guide' to tell me what I should and shouldn't do!"
"I have the right to maintain my quality of life, and it's only fair that these terms apply to me as well."
"Fairness!" Gu Xian rushed towards Xie Yunjing, looking like she was going to strangle her newlywed husband to death on the spot.
This bastard would never do anything prohibited by the following clauses!
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