Chapter 2 There are always villains trying to harm me
Lu An was so frightened that he fell to his knees.
[This floor is valuable, beautiful, and really hard]
Lu An no longer had time to think about whether his legs hurt or not, because this dog emperor was really going to kill him.
Eunuch De: "Xiao Anzi, the emperor asked what your name is?"
Lu An lowered his head and said tremblingly: "Your Majesty, my name is Lu An."
Pei Yan thought: Not a bad name for a little eunuch.
Seeing that the emperor remained silent, Lu An thought he was dead. After all, in ancient times, the lives of slaves were not worth anything. They were just cabbages in the field, and could be chopped off with a single knife. It was a pity that he had just arrived and was about to die again.
Pei Yan: That voice is coming again.
[Oh my God, why is my life so miserable?]
[That year, the apricot blossoms and the light rain were ultimately a mistake]
[What are you waiting for, tyrant? Why don’t you just kill me with one blow? I’m ready.]
[It doesn’t matter. Maybe I can return to the modern era after I die. Maybe my body is lying in the hospital right now.]
Pei Yan frowned: Hospital? modern?
When Pei Yan was marching and fighting, he also saw stories of ghosts and gods. One of them was a woman with a new soul in her body, and the local villagers wanted to burn her alive.
Pei Yan asked the soldiers to rescue the woman. Now it seems that it might be true. Forget it. A small servant is not worth his suspicion and worry. If it doesn’t work, just kill him. He wants to see where he comes from.
[Why hasn’t the dog emperor killed me yet?]
[Prosperous, strong, democratic, civilized, harmonious, free... Thirty years later, I, Lu An, will be a hero again. 】
Lu An waited for a while but didn't hear the Dog Emperor give any order. Then Lu An saw the yellow color getting farther and farther away from him. He thought: Why did the Dog Emperor leave? Is he letting me go?
[I am not wrong at all, it’s just that he is moody and he is sick, seriously ill]
Pei Yan: “Hmm?”
[I was wrong, I was wrong. Your Majesty, please leave quickly. Please leave quickly.]
Pei Yan said to Eunuch De: "Go down and ask someone to serve the meal."
Eunuch De kicked Lu An, who quickly got up and followed him out. When they were outside the main hall, Eunuch De's Fuchen hit Lu An again and again, "Oh my god, you scared me to death. Now go back. You don't need to be on duty tonight."
At this time, Pei Yan was sitting in the palace, his eyes slightly raised, "Go check on the little eunuch named Lu An."
A dark shadow flashed past the window in an instant.
Lu An was not on duty at night. He returned to his residence, washed up, and lay on the bed, hoping to have a good sleep. However, he could not fall asleep. "I am so hungry. I am so hungry. I will die of starvation before the dog emperor kills me."
Lu An: "The palace is really not a place for human beings to stay. Not only is there no oil and water, but we are not allowed to eat enough food. Each person only has one portion. This body is supposed to be growing, and this little brat is eating me out of money."
Lu An never went hungry when he ate at hundreds of restaurants. After all, the title of friend of women was not given for nothing. From an 80-year-old lady to a baby in swaddling clothes, ok, I’m getting off topic, can a living person be killed by holding their urine?
The answer is: No, how is it possible?
Be self-reliant, be self-reliant, and find your own food.
Lu An got down from the ground and pushed the door open on tiptoe. After all, he had been here for a long time and he knew clearly where the imperial kitchen was. Not to mention, the environment in ancient times was great. He didn't have to worry about not being able to see anything when he went out at night. The moonlight was all over the ground, just like when he was a child.
Lu An came to the back door of the imperial kitchen, fearing that he would be discovered. After all, if he was caught, he would be beaten with a stick. Being beaten with a stick was a small matter. If he was mistaken for an assassin, he would be killed instantly.
Just as Lu An was about to push the door open and go in, he saw a man and a woman with their backs to him. The woman was a palace maid, and the man, judging by his clothes, should be a guard. He took out a package from his arms and handed it to the palace maid.
Because they were not too far away, Lu An could hear their voices, and there were many large kitchen utensils such as steamers piled up behind them, so neither of them noticed Lu An's presence.
"Qiuyue, put this in the emperor's lunch tomorrow. After that, we will leave the palace together. Don't worry, this medicine will not take effect immediately."
"Even if you eat it at noon, the poison will take effect at night. You don't have to worry about the eunuchs testing the poison. By the time the dog emperor is poisoned, we will have already left the palace. Qiuyue, don't you want to be with me?"
[Why does Qiuyue’s profile look so familiar? Where have you seen it before? And what’s its name?]
While Qiuyue was hesitating, Lu An listened for a long time and summed up the whole story, which was to poison the dog emperor, and then the two of them could leave the palace and live together.
[In short, it is true that someone wants to murder me]
[Bold, bold, so brave, it’s none of my business]
[Hahahahahahaha, it turns out that the dog emperor is unpopular]
[Why don’t you leave? I’m starving to death.]
Just as Lu An was wailing in pain in his heart, he suddenly saw something out of the corner of his eye, "What, what is that? A dog, a wolf, a Tibetan mastiff, do you dare to move? Don't dare to move, don't dare to move, don't dare to move at all."
Lu An thought: There can't be wolves in the palace, so it can only be a Tibetan mastiff. After all, it has nothing to do with dogs. Lu An couldn't think of any other breed. If you said it eats people, Lu An would believe it.
His eyes flashed green in the dark night, his whole body was pitch black, his body was as big as a hill, his mouth was wheezing, and two sharp teeth were exposed. Lu An was sure that those two teeth could definitely pierce his neck.
Lu An quietly moved to the side, ready to run away, when he heard a noise in the house. It looked like the two men had gone out the front door.
Sure enough, the dog's attention was attracted. It was like "running" now, but if it didn't run now, where would it run? Was it waiting to die?
But what Lu An didn't expect was that the dog actually pounced on him.
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