Chapter 1 Weird Kid 1
In Ningxiu City in August, the scorching weather has lasted for more than half a month.
It should be a rainy season, but there has been no rain for several weeks. Under the scorching heat, people are inevitably a little restless.
At around 10:30 in the morning, there was a long line of vehicles on the main road. It was clearly not rush hour, but I didn't know if the first car in front was waiting for the little duck to cross the road, or if there was a burst water pipe on the side of the road and they were queuing for a free car wash.
After a burst of horns honked, the long queue drove at a snail's pace for a distance and then stopped. I didn't know which car window a faint complaining voice came from.
In this restless atmosphere, the atmosphere in an affordable SUV heading to Ningxiu Airport was exceptionally calm.
Or maybe it's... weird.
I saw the driver in the front seat and a young man in the passenger seat glanced at the back seat frequently and covertly, with both of them looking at him wanting to say something but stopping themselves.
But where their eyes fell, the two people, one big and one small, sitting there seemed not to notice the hesitant look on their faces.
The older one was calm and composed, with his eyes closed.
The little one's cheeks moved, just like a little squirrel eating with its hands in its folds.
"Xiao Xia, how about... let's not eat?" The young man named Tan Yi sitting in the passenger seat finally couldn't help but say a few more words.
In fact, it’s not that he wants to say more, it’s just that this is really a bit exaggerated.
An hour and a half ago.
The parent-child variety show "72 Hours" has officially started recording.
As an accompanying PD of the program team, Tan Yi took the cameraman and the driver to pick up the only group of all-amateur guests for this program.
A father and son with outstanding looks, Yan Xia and Yan Ji.
Everything went smoothly during the pick-up process.
Before getting on the bus, he saw the big bag of snacks next to the suitcase and subconsciously said, "It's useless to bring these with you. They will all be put away when the time comes."
I said this completely subconsciously at the time, and I sighed quietly in my heart. This Mr. Yan, who looked like a serious elite boss, was actually a kind father. It was only three days of recording, and he brought such a big bag of snacks for the child.
After saying this, Tan Yi got into the car, completely unaware of the struggle in Yan Xia's eyes beside the bag of snacks.
By the time he realized that something was wrong, this was the scene he was facing now.
The child's dimpled hands were rummaging in a large plastic bag, and the bag, which was originally full, was now empty.
After hearing what Tan Yi said, Yan Xia paused for a moment while picking up the snacks. Then, he blinked his big, innocent eyes and said in a childish voice, "It's okay, Uncle Tan. I'll finish the rest!"
Tan Yi: “…”
Is he worried that he won’t be able to finish the snacks?
He was worried that his little belly would burst! What kid could eat so many snacks at once?
Thinking of this, Tan Yi also glanced at Yan Ji, who was resting with his eyes closed. He had thought that this man, who looked about the same age as him, had a kind father in his heart.
Now it seems that he is more than just a loving father, he is clearly a hands-off father. As long as the child is still alive, he can do whatever he wants.
Perhaps this speechless gaze was too strong, Yan Ji opened his eyes and gave Yan Xia beside him a warning look.
Yan Xia ignored the warning look from his fake father and real brother without even turning his head.
Anyway, a real child can't eat so much, so what does it have to do with a fake child?
No, it should be said that it has something to do with his system.
Speaking of this, Yan Xia's cheeks that had been moving paused for a moment.
Even though it has been a long time, it still feels a little unreal when I think about it now.
In the previous life, well... I guess you can say that, after all, I have died once. Although I didn’t reincarnate, I am definitely dead.
The kind where the corpse's brains are squeezed out.
The previous life seems to be no different from the world today. The people have faith, the country has strength, and as long as you have hands and feet and are willing to work hard, there is basically no problem with food and clothing.
In the eyes of ordinary citizens, their family is definitely a wealthy family and should have lost all their worries pitifully.
Actually...it is indeed true.
I have so much money that I can't spend it all, so what can I worry about?
Although his parents disappeared when he was ten years old and were never found when he died, the clan members were not wolves and tigers. It can even be said that they helped the two brothers a lot.
His brother’s success as an elite boss today is inseparable from the guidance of his uncles.
As for him, a college student who had not yet graduated, his life was even more carefree. He didn't have to ask his parents when he went home to open a new box of milk, he could open as much as he wanted, and no one cared if he took a bath in milk.
The day he died was just a simple accident. His brother picked him up from school after working overtime.
As a result, when we were near the villa area, we encountered a group of drag racers, a group of underage people driving without a license and drunk, and several cars collided in an instant.
Yan Xia didn't know how to describe the feeling at that moment. He just felt a huge pain in his ears. The huge roar of the sports car not only seemed to pierce the sky, but also pierced his eardrum.
It wasn't until he floated up that he realized...
Oh, it turns out that his eardrum was not broken, but his head was flattened.
When Yan Xia found that he could actually float after death, he was very confused. Where was the materialism? Where was the belief in science?
If he were to submit this to Science Approaches, or become a producer or director for a program, his faith would collapse and his career would be in jeopardy. Of course, this is just a thought, as he can't do anything in his ghost form.
Yan Xia, who was still in a daze, turned around and saw his brother who was also floating in the air. At that moment, his confused brain instantly calmed down a lot.
I don’t know whether he was glad that Yan Ji was still around, or because the rare cracks on his brother’s usually serious face were a little funny.
In the next few days, Yan Xia and Yan Ji just kept floating around, watching the police and relatives busy dealing with traffic accidents. Several cars collided in a chain reaction and no one survived.
Strangely, he did not see those underage children also floating up. The lives of the little kids ended, their bodies were cremated, and their restless youth turned into boxes of ashes. The place of death was quite materialistic.
It seems that they are the only two brothers who are unscientific from the beginning to the end.
Just when Yan Xia thought that he and his elder brother would be wandering ghosts for the rest of their lives, one ordinary morning, an extremely strong suction force suddenly appeared, as if it was going to suck him into a black vortex.
Perhaps because he had experienced death once, Yan Xia was exceptionally calm at that time. Before he lost consciousness, he even thought leisurely and elegantly, how come this way of entering the underworld was different from the legend. There was no ghost messenger, nor was he tied up by a soul-locking chain. He simply and roughly sucked people away, which was a good way to save labor.
When he opened his eyes again, Yan Xia, who thought he had experienced death and had become transcendent, found that he was still too young.
Old people often say that there are people beyond people and mountains beyond mountains, but they never say that there are worlds beyond the world and universes beyond the universe!!!
The imagined damp and dark underworld turned into a high-tech spaceship.
The boat is so big that no matter how many pots there are, it is hard to see the edge.
At that moment, Yan Xia felt that he must have a new question mark in his brain.
???
Is this really what a student like him should experience?
In a trance, I heard a mechanical voice saying, "Welcome to the only fast-travel game in the three thousand worlds~"
With just one sentence, Yan Xia started a new life that was both prosperous and swaying.
It was so shaky that he was almost unrecognizable! !
The colleague who was in charge of guiding novices at that time said that there was only one spot left in the Executor Division. Although the two brothers entered the bureau at the same time, his elder brother arrived first. After the robot at the door automatically recognized him, Yan Ji's name was already displayed in the last column of the Executor Division list.
Hearing this, Yan Xia subconsciously glanced at his brother... below the waist.
As expected of him being on the list of abstinence male gods in his previous life, his butt is as strong as its reputation!
Yan Xia's divergent thoughts were quickly pulled back by the voice of his colleagues. The novice guide said a lot, and he remembered some key points.
For example, when the Executor Division was full, he faced two choices: one was for his soul to enter the dormant chamber and wake up after someone completed all the tasks and retired to free up a vacancy; the other was to go to the System Division so that he could form a partner with his brother to carry out tasks together.
Yan Xia, who had been dependent on his brother since he was ten years old, chose the second one without thinking. It was impossible to hibernate. Who would want to hibernate when suddenly faced with such a novel situation? Curiosity would not allow it.
What happened later once again proved the old saying: curiosity kills the cat.
It will also cause a twenty-year-old young man to lose the joy of life.
After becoming a system, Yan Xia truly experienced what it felt like to lose his five senses. It was so boring!
If he had known that the dinner before the car accident would be his last time to experience the beauty of food, he would definitely have eaten five more bowls!
Unfortunately, there is no if.
The days of seeing the world through my eldest brother's sea of consciousness lasted for several years, and I have completed two rounds of tasks.
The former newbie has become a veteran in the bureau.
When Yan.Laoyoutiao.Xia returned to the bureau after completing the second round of tasks, he was shocked by a piece of news and became the same as when he first arrived.
The system developed by the bureau anthropomorphizes it...Done! Done! !
This is great news that will shock everyone and make the world cry!
Although the test has not started yet, we can eat, drink and have fun like a normal person, so there is no reason not to rush.
…
Outside the car window, patches of green in the green belt were moving quickly backwards, and the honking of horns in the long line of vehicles became much quieter. It seemed that the source of the traffic jam had been solved.
Yan Xia came back to his senses from his memories and quickly put away the big plastic bag on his short legs. He also checked if there was any garbage around his feet. College students must not lose their quality.
After confirming that there was nothing, he sat up slightly straighter and returned to the appearance of a well-behaved little boy.
Tan Yi, who witnessed everything in the rearview mirror, twitched his eyes. He could see that this father and son only looked decent on the outside, but it was hard to tell what their personalities were like.
Yan. It’s hard to say about his personality. Xia didn’t pay much attention to the expression of the accompanying PD. He was thinking about their mission this time.
In fact, the task they received this time was simpler than any previous one. It was just to cooperate with the bureau to test the humanization of the system. It would take several rounds of testing, and the specific situation would depend on the results.
In each world, you only need to complete a few plot scenes required by the bureau. The recording of this program is the first scene of this world.
The task sounds simple enough.
Thinking of this, Yan Xia couldn't help but raise a smug smile. It was worth it that he pulled his brother to rush forward and successfully grabbed the front position to take on this task.
I heard that some groups later on couldn’t get the call even if they wanted to.
Being able to become a human again and without any other mandatory indicators, it is simply the best choice among many tasks.
As for the words that the R&D guy specifically emphasized, "This function is not very stable," Yan Xia selectively ignored it.
He has been here for a few days now, and apart from the fact that he is not used to the child's body, he hasn't noticed anything unstable.
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