Chapter 10 Weird Kids 10
The childish talk caused laughter.
The final result was that Feng Lele chose to continue being someone else's son in order to consider his future pocket money.
This perfectly illustrates what it means that money makes you a father. If you don’t have some money, how can you be someone’s father?
While Feng Jianxian was teasing his son, he caught another big fish. Together with the one in Yan Ji's frame, their group's mission had already been completed.
He was still sitting here simply because he was addicted to fishing. Of course, Yan Xia didn't feel any fun in it at all.
The PDs accompanying the two groups might have been annoyed to see them taking it easy, so they gave each of Yan Ji and Feng Jianxian a task card.
The above is about what happened at lunch today.
The children were divided into groups of two to go to designated villagers' homes to complete tasks. After completing the tasks, the villagers would give them lunch. Feng Jianxian's task card showed that the child in Feng Lele's group was another amateur child, Dong Laixi, and the child on Yan Xia's side was Yi Jingchen.
Feng Jianxian put away his fishing rod, and said with a tone that seemed to be a little unsatisfied, "Then we can only withdraw first."
Yan Xia just wanted this to happen. He couldn't stand seeing his brother and Feng Jianxian going all over each other.
Just as Yan Xia was about to reel in his fishing rod, the fishing rod that had not moved for thousands of years suddenly moved. Then Yan Xia felt a huge pulling force and was almost pulled into the water.
Yan Xia: “!!!”
He knew the smell of a fish taking the bait!
The next second, his movement attracted the attention of several people nearby. Feng Jianxian came over with a fishing net. Judging from the degree of bending of the fishing rod, it must be a big fish. Obviously, Feng Jianxian thought that the child could not pull up the fish, so he prepared to help scoop it up.
Yan Ji had also put away his fishing rod and walked to Yan Xia's side. A big hand just helped to hold the rod lightly, and looking at the excited eyes of some children, it was clear that he wanted to do it by himself.
While Yan Xia was pulling with Dayu, he did not forget to give his brother a look that said 'you understand me'.
They are indeed good brothers for life.
After shaking the fishing rod several times, the big fish was gradually pulled out of the water a little. It was indeed bigger than the ones the two adults had caught before. Yan Xia took a few steps back and pulled the fish gradually closer to the shore. Feng Jianxian, who was holding the scoop net, saw the opportunity to lower the net to help scoop it up.
Maybe he was too excited, so he swung the net a little too hard.
Yan Xia stood behind and watched Feng Jianxian throw the net in his hand onto Feng Lele's head. Feng Lele, who was still cheering, didn't react at all and followed his father's force and fell into the water with a "splash" sound.
Feng Lele: “???”
Yan Xia: “!!!”
Everything happened so fast. While Yan Xia was still confused, Yan Ji, who was close by, had already quickly grabbed one of Feng Lele's ankles.
In the chaos, Yan Xia threw away his rod and just took a step forward when he saw a fish falling from the sky, heading straight towards his face.
Yan Xia subconsciously stepped back half a step and reached out to catch it. The strange light in the eyes of the fish, which was restrained by a pair of small hands, instantly disappeared, and it did not look very smart.
Yan Xia looked down at the fish, "???"
How did you fly?
Yu looked up at Yan Xia, "???"
How did I fly?
At this moment, no one cared about the man and the fish staring at each other. Feng Jianxian had already thrown away the fishing net in his hand. With a worried look on his face, he hugged his good son's waist and pulled him to the shore, saying anxiously and apologetically.
In a flash, Feng Lele was pulled out of the water by the two adults, and Feng Jianxian's worry that the child might get injured did not occur.
Feng Lele had some mud on his head and in his arms...
Holding tightly the big fish that Yan Xia had just caught, with the hook still hanging in its mouth, the fish struggled wildly in Feng Lele's arms and threw out a bunch of mud spots, causing Yan Ji, a mysophobia-obsessed person, to silently take several steps back.
The cameraman not far away gave the fish a close-up shot at the right time.
[Fish: I clearly remember that I was about to escape! ]
[Oh my god, there are so many highlights that I don’t know who to look at for a moment. ]
[Hahahahaha, isn't the funniest thing the fish that flew out of Xiao Xia's arms? ]
【Little flying fish is coming~】
[Is this the legendary "You can't catch fish without sacrificing your child"? 】
[Scream, this is clearly "Monkey Catching Fish"! ]
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"My dear, are you really not hurt anywhere? Ah? Does it hurt anywhere?" Feng Jianxian was still checking the child from head to toe anxiously. His eyes looked like he wished he was an examination instrument so that he could check his precious son from inside out.
As for the fish that Feng Lele caught like a monkey trying to reach the moon, his old father, who was always concerned about his son, might not have noticed it at all.
Feng Lele, who was treated like a porcelain doll, grinned with a mouthful of big white teeth, which stood out on his dirty little face. "It's okay! It doesn't hurt anywhere!"
As he spoke, he hugged the fish tightly that almost escaped. There was no fear on his face about being accidentally fished into the water by his old father. Instead, he looked very excited, as if he wanted to do it again.
After hearing his son's energetic voice, Feng Jianxian's worried expression gradually disappeared. He exclaimed as if he had just seen the big fish in Feng Lele's arms: "This fish is really big!"
After saying that, he glanced at Yan Xia from the corner of his eye, and his tone of emotion suddenly turned into surprise: "Where did this fish come from?"
Yan Xia: “…………”
That is to say, feel sorry for the fish for a second.
Yan Xia looked at Feng Lele, with a hint of disbelief in his voice: "Maybe... he was the one who smashed it!"
Feng Lele suddenly became even more incredulous: "I'm so awesome!!"
Feng Lele raised his eager little hand: "Dad, let's play again!!"
The moment the little hand was raised, the big fish fell to the ground and bounced twice, trying to make a last-ditch struggle.
Feng Jianxian pressed down the little hand, picked up the fish and put it in the child's arms, "Be good and listen, we won't play with that anymore, you play with this."
The big fish that has been struggling for too long and has no energy left: I think I see that I am too weak.
The fish in Yan Xia's arms didn't struggle much, probably because it was chatting with its grandmother.
Yan Xia looked at himself and then at Feng Lele. The two children were holding two fish. The scene looked like the dolls in the New Year picture walking out of the picture. Unfortunately, one of the dolls didn't know the way and dived into the water as soon as it came out.
Yan Xia was amused by the scene he imagined in his mind and almost said to the camera, "Happy New Year to everyone."
"How long are you going to hold him for?" Yan Ji asked the child who was laughing so foolishly while holding the bucket of fish.
Yan.Shaxixi.Xia came back to his senses and said "Oh", put the fish in the bucket, and was still very happy on the way home. Although the process was full of surprises, he still gained something.
Chatting and laughing all the way, Yan Xia just got home and saw a little guy squatting at his door.
Yi Jingchen was squatting on the ground, not knowing what he was doing. He turned around when he heard the noise, pouting a little, aggrieved: "Brother Xiaoxia, why did you come back just now? I waited so long that the flowers withered~~"
Yan Xia looked at the small flower in the other person's hand, which he had picked from somewhere. It was probably because he had been playing with it for too long and it had become withered.
True. The flowers are withering.
Yan Xia rubbed the child's head and said, "I'll pick a new one for you later."
"Then I want red flowers, is that ok?" The innocent child jumped and followed Yan Xia, asking as he walked in.
"Can."
Yan Xia put his small fishing rod back to its original place and came up with words to coax the child.
The coaxed child was very happy, and then seemed to remember what he was here for, and said in a serious tone with a baby voice: "Let's go and do the mission first. The director uncle said that if we don't do the mission, there will be no lunch. My dad is still at home waiting for me to earn food and come home!"
He looked as if he had already become a man of his own standing, and his old father at home was still waiting for his support.
Yan Xia couldn't help but pinch her little face again, raised the task card he had just taken from his brother, and said, "Let's go."
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On the country road, two children held hands and walked, stopping for a while before reaching their destination.
The person who issued the task was an old grandmother. She used the acting skills inherited from her village's ancestors and read out the few sentences like a textbook.
The general meaning is: the old lady has a group of ducks at home, and the two of them have to drive the ducks to a river not far away, let the ducks swim outside and find food by themselves, and then drive the ducks back before lunch, and the mission is completed.
Yan Xia took Yi Jingchen by the hand and followed behind the old lady, ready to go to meet their mission ducks. He saw the place where the ducks were kept as soon as he entered the yard, which was in the corner of the front yard.
As they approached, they heard a series of crackling sounds.
Yan Xia took out the translator at the right time, but most of the content was pure nonsense.
He had discovered before that most poultry were not very smart and could only express limited things. Only a few were exceptionally smart and could express more.
For example, the two big roosters in his aunt's pen are a little smart, but not too smart.
One second you were fighting for Xiaohua, and the next second you forgot who Xiaohua was.
The person involved in the accident, Ji Xiaohua, may not even know that her name is Xiaohua.
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The old lady had just walked with Yan Xia to the door of the duck pen. Before they opened the door, a group of ducks had already blocked the door, as if they knew they were going to go out.
Yan Xia stood on tiptoe to look inside, while also looking at the translated content in his sea of consciousness.
Amidst the quacking, a few words of "Go play! Go play!" came from the duck standing in the front, which was also the fattest and largest. It was obvious that it often used its intelligence to snatch food from its companions.
Although he is smart, he has trouble distinguishing between flat and retroflex tongue.
After the pen door was opened, thirty or forty ducks, led by the big duck, came out in a black mass, accompanied by quacking sounds.
Before following the ducks out, the old lady gave them a reminder: "Just follow them when you get out. They know the way themselves."
Yan Xia responded with a smile, he seemed to know why the big duck couldn't distinguish between flat and retroflex tongue.
Feelings are a matter of imitation.
When Yan Xia was about to lose focus, Yi Jingchen picked up a small stick from somewhere and handed it to him. It seemed that the kid had a psychological trauma from his goose and was even extra cautious towards this duck that looked similar to it.
Yan Xia followed the flock of ducks, holding a small stick in one hand and holding the child's hand in the other. Before they had walked 20 or 30 meters, they saw some ducks becoming restless and starting to set their sights on the vegetable garden next to them.
Naughty Duck 1: "Quack, quack, eat! Eat!"
Trickster Duck 2: "Quack, quack, mine! Mine!"
Yan Xia Duck... No, Yan Xia quickly arrived at the vegetable field, waving the small wooden stick in his hand and joined the quacking team.
The restless two-duck group returned to the team under the threat of the small wooden stick, while Yan Xia, who was driving the ducks, looked at the content translated by the translator and was stunned for a second.
The content displayed on the page is simple and clear...
Yan Xia: "Ha ha ha, go back! Go back!"
? ?
Is this okay again?
When he was in the chicken pen, he still said "I'll beat you to death". He even thought that the evil forces in this place would extend to the duck pen.
In order to verify whether his era as the hammer king was really coming to an end, Yan Xia clicked three more times and then made two "oh" sounds after that.
The translation page is displayed synchronously.
Yan Xia: "Ha ha ha, hurry up! Hurry up!"
Yan Xia: "Oh oh oh, I'll beat you to death!"
Yan Xia: “…………”
I see. The developer of this feature may have a bit of a chicken-hammering hobby.
Yan Xia's consecutive calls of chickens and ducks caused a small commotion among the ducks in front. The leading big duck turned its head several times, probably wondering when a wild duck came into its harem.
Human children are much simpler. Yi Jingchen smiled softly and sweetly, and if he found it fun he would shout along. Although the sounds were not very similar, it was obvious that he was very happy, and the dimples on his face never went away.
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After stumbling along the way, the ducks finally entered the river and frolicked in the water.
Yan Xia took Yi Jingchen to sit on a stone by the roadside to rest. After a while, Yi Jingchen ran around chasing a butterfly, leaving Yan Xia alone sitting there in a daze.
But this moment of indifference didn't last long before it was interrupted.
Several message alert sounds rang out in succession in Yan Xia's sea of consciousness. As soon as Yan Xia entered his consciousness, he saw several 60-second voice packets sent by Brother Fo.
Yan Xia: “…”
He also knows what a sixty-second voice pack tastes like!
It took Yan Xia several minutes to finish listening to the voice message, the main content of which was about the abnormalities that occurred in his morning.
Brother Fo said he found the bug. This abnormal code was written by a new technician in the technical department. He didn't pay attention when writing it and wrote the parameters of both hands and feet as the same.
So when the program runs to that section of code, it recognizes the hands as feet, and the feet must be touching the ground.
But the structure of the human body dictates that humans only have two feet, so we are caught in a vicious circle.
After reading the voice message, Yan Xia was speechless for several seconds before sending a message to Brother Fo.
[Another person]: "Excuse me, who is this new guy from?"
[Little notebook is crazy about revenge.gif]
Brother Fo maintained his usual simple and efficient style and directly sent Yan Xia an employee profile.
The above clearly shows the basic situation of the new guy.
It was said that he was originally a great being in the Mahayana stage in the world of cultivation, but he failed to ascend to become an immortal, and was picked up by the bureau when his time was up.
Not wanting to run around anymore, he chose to join the technical department. After teaching himself a series of development languages, he finally joined the R&D team.
The reason why this powerful person made such a small mistake is that he is not a human cultivator at all, but just an old donkey from a landlord's house that has become a spirit.
What he was most proud of in his previous life was his four beautiful donkey hooves. After he became an elder of a sect, the first disciple he accepted was not a gifted person. He was just proud of the fact that the disciple was good at making donkey hooves.
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