Chapter 14 Weird Kids 14
We looked at the stars and the moon, and talked about everything from poetry to the philosophy of life, which lasted for more than half an hour.
If this scene happened to the eldest son of some university scholar or the imperial guard, he might be able to get another ten taels of silver, but if it happened to an active child, he would find it difficult to stay like this.
Little Yi Jingchen stopped playing the game of chasing the fireflies with someone he didn't know when, and he leaned on Yi Lixiao, looking a little embarrassed.
After hesitating for less than a minute, he stood up and tugged at Yi Lixiao, with a hint of anxiety in his baby voice: "Dad, I want to go to the toilet!"
As she spoke, she covered her little Xiaochen with her little hands.
Yan Xia, who was sitting in front of them, turned around when he heard the voice and realized that the waste water in his body could no longer stay.
Thinking of this, Yan Xia suddenly felt that the waste water in his body also wanted to come out and see the world.
Yan Xia supported himself on the ground with his hands, and said as he stood up, "I'll go with you."
Feng Jianxian, who was standing next to him, saw this and asked Feng Lele, who was still studying the stars, "Dear, do you want to go?"
Feng Lele turned back and said, "I'm not going."
As if he remembered something, he said with a little pride: "My kidneys are good! I can go for half a day without going to the toilet."
Yan Xia: “…”
Could it be that I know too much?
Seeing that the two friends did not give the reaction he wanted, Feng Lele thought that they did not believe him and tried to be more persuasive: "My father told my mother at home..." Uh-huh...
The rest of the words disappeared between Feng Jianxian's big hands.
The cover-mouth operation of scoring twice made the audience excited. What did you say at home? Did you say that your kidneys are good?
Tell it to these adult VIPs.
When Yan Xia followed Yi Lixiao and his son down the hillside, the fat boy Feng Lele was happy to hear his old father whispering in his ear again. It was not known whether it was a recipe whispered in his ear. Judging from the current results, the recipe seemed to be of no use.
The rustling noise from the hillside gradually faded away. Because Xiao Xiaochen looked anxious, Yi Lixiao just carried Yi Jingchen and walked away.
Fortunately, there was a public toilet not far away, otherwise Xiao Xiaochen would probably have to stick his head out to feel the open air and nature.
The toilet team seemed a little quiet along the way, and the cameraman seemed like an emotionless filming machine. They had never been heard speaking since the beginning of the recording.
The law of conservation of energy is indeed an eternal truth. The skill of being able to walk backwards on any road is very cool, but you have to use your mouth to do it.
As for the three guests, they had even less to say due to their physiological conditions.
After coming out of the public toilet, little Yi Jingchen's energy was visibly full. He took the flashlight from his father and shone it everywhere, as if he was determined to become the light of every blade of grass and tree.
When the white light shone from the left to the right again, Yan Xia suddenly heard Yi Jingchen let out a loud exclamation.
“Wow!”
Yan Xia moved his gaze in the direction of the light and saw two chubby little puppies standing in the middle of the road whining.
Under the light, the two little guys instantly leaned towards each other, and their little ears moved, making them look even cuter.
"Dad, it's dogs! Why are they here? They are so cute~", although Yi Jingchen was talking to Yi Lixiao, he didn't even turn back to look at his old father, and his short legs had even started to move towards the puppy.
The short legs pounded forward and backward, and every step was a declaration of love for the little dog.
Unfortunately, the two little guys were not very appreciative. The moment Yi Jingchen chased after them, the slightly bigger puppy turned around and ran away. The remaining one followed suit, leaving only two twisting round butts to the enthusiastic children.
"Don't run~"
"Slow down, watch the road."
The voices of the father and son sounded one after another. Yan Xia followed slowly behind them, thinking that this child really had some talent for being a domineering boss. He had loved the game of chasing after him since he was a child.
After running for a distance, the whining little puppy finally couldn't escape the loving hug of the little bully.
The scene of the little cutie holding the little cutie was so cute that the corners of the mouths of a bunch of weird aunts in the live broadcast room almost flew up to the sky and stood shoulder to shoulder with the stars.
Yan Xia couldn't help but squatted down and picked up the other one. The feeling of rubbing it once made him unable to resist rubbing it a second time.
I don’t know how the two little puppies ran here alone. Looking at their chubby little bodies, they don’t look like they were abandoned.
As soon as Yan Xia finished his questioning thought, he suddenly felt a chill on his back, as if he was being locked by something. He turned around and saw a pair of green eyes in the darkness staring straight at him.
"What's wrong?" Yi Lixiao asked when he saw Yan Xia moving.
Yan Xia didn't even need to tell him the answer, Yi Lixiao had already seen it by following his line of sight.
A pair of green eyes gradually moved from darkness to the light of the flashlight, and the green color in the eyes gradually turned black.
A big, shiny black dog appeared in front of everyone. Its identity was self-evident, after all, the row of puppy food on its belly had not shrunk back yet.
The big black dog did not bark. It stood five meters away, its sharp and alert eyes fixed on the two children, which was extremely oppressive, as if it was asking in a domineering manner: "What are you holding in your hands?! I ask you what are you holding in your hands?!"
As one of the targets of the gaze, Yan Xia silently put the puppy in his hand to the ground to prove that he really had no intention of stealing its child.
After landing on the ground, the puppy quickly ran towards its domineering mother, rubbing against the big black dog's powerful front legs and making grunts. If you didn't know, you would think it had just suffered a great injustice outside.
Faced with the spoiled cub, the big black dog simply lowered his head slightly to comfort him, and immediately looked up again to lock his eyes on Yi Jingchen who was still in a state of confusion.
Yi Lixiao was always paying attention to the movements of the big black dog.
It can be seen that both parents are very nervous.
Yan Xia pulled Yi Jingchen's arm to remind him, and the child reluctantly let go. He squatted on the ground and looked at the puppy who didn't even turn his head back.
What an unforgettable and beautiful countryside painting, but unfortunately it is only one-sided.
When the two cubs came back, the big black dog finally stopped looking at everyone as a dog dealer and poked the little puppy a few times with its claws, probably to teach the child not to run around anymore, because people outside would bite them like this.
…
This unexpected episode ended with the departure of the mother and her three dogs, leaving behind a listless four-year-old child who had vowed to be the light of the grass and trees just a dozen minutes ago.
After a while, the light dimmed.
The way back to the hill was as quiet as the way here. The only difference was probably the physical urgency and the psychological loss of one.
To be more precise, the road they took was actually different, because they had just been chasing the puppy, causing them to deviate from the original road. The result of changing the road was...
Yan Xia vaguely felt that he heard some strange sound.
After walking a few more steps, the father and son behind him didn't react. Yi Jingchen nestled in Yi Lixiao's arms, feeling unhappy. Yi Lixiao whispered a few words of comfort from time to time. It seemed that the father was loving and the son was filial.
Yan Xia thought for a moment that there was something wrong with his ears, but after walking another seven or eight meters, the faint sound was still there, and it sounded like a familiar melody.
Yan Xia, whose attention was focused on the sound, walked slower and slower. Yi Lixiao stopped as well, wondering, "What's going on?"
Yan Xia tilted his head slightly and pointed in a direction: "Didn't you hear any strange noises?"
Yi Lixiao paused and pricked up his ears, "It seems there is a sound."
Yi Jingchen in his arms was no longer paying attention to the puppy. He tilted his head and put his little hands behind his ears to make a bracket shape. He listened for a few seconds in a serious manner before nodding cutely: "There is a sound~"
The power outage in the village and the distant voices in the darkness, the combination of these two elements instantly added a bit of horror to the original cute baby live broadcast...
[So scary, what's that sound? Why didn't I hear it? ]
[I shrank back, and I shrank back again.]
[I didn’t hear it either, did anyone hear it? ]
[Can only the people at the scene hear it? ]
[Eh~ Even scarier. ]
[It's just that the reception is not good because it's far away. We must believe in science... Amitabha, her great aunt, her second uncle, and all the ancestors bless her. I didn't mean to disturb her. Good luck. ]
[It's so funny. I believe in science but I believe in my ancestors even more.]
…
On the way, several people moved towards the source of the sound. After a while, the originally unclear sound gradually became clear, but it sounded a bit muffled, as if it came from underground.
As soon as Yan Xia stopped walking, the kid Yi Jingchen behind him sang in a particularly surprised voice, "It's the Happy Birthday song."
After saying that, he clapped his hands and pointed to the ground, "Someone is celebrating his birthday underground."
The innocence that only a child could have in his voice silenced everyone.
“…………”
A bunch of emoticons of hands clasped together floated across the barrage, and many ancestors' sweet dreams were disturbed.
Yi Lixiao hurriedly covered Yi Jingchen's little mouth, "Baby, be good and don't talk nonsense."
Your dad is scared.
Yan Xia, who was standing at the front: "..."
Although he was extremely sure that there were no ghosts or gods in this world, after all, he had read the information provided by the bureau before coming here, but he inexplicably felt that the air was three degrees colder. Why?
Adhering to the principle of trusting the judgment of the bureau, Yan Xia moved his feet to find out what was going on. After moving about ten meters, the sound became clearer and it was indeed coming from underground.
Just when Yan Xia was about to move forward, there were some rustling noises in the dull birthday song. Yi Lixiao, who had stood next to him at some point, shook the flashlight in his hand, with a hint of excitement mixed with his nervousness and fear.
The wandering white light swept from left to right again, and the movement in the dark area on the left side of the field of vision intensified. Yi Lixiao moved at the sound and shot a beam of white light straight at him. Yan Xia's sight shifted accordingly, and his pupils suddenly dilated in an instant.
Suddenly, a pair of hands appeared on the flat ground, and then a pale face came into view.
“Aaaaaaaaaaah!”
“Ahhhh!!”
The staff screamed in fear.
"Wow!!" The flashlight in Yi Lixiao's hand flew out without him knowing when.
However, Yan Xia, who received a head-on critical hit, did not move at all. His heart beat faster the moment his pupils dilated. Then he felt a black screen in front of his eyes, and his body fell backwards uncontrollably.
Before he lost consciousness, Yan Xia had only one thought: it turned out that the cameraman could speak, and his voice was quite loud.
With a loud 'bang', the scene fell into extreme chaos, with cries, dogs barking, and phone calls mixed together.
When everyone on the hill arrived at the scene, Yan Ji saw this scene...
His system brother was lying motionless in the middle of the road with a familiar look of tranquility on his face. The emergency doctor from the program team was pressing his chest to give him first aid. The director was standing aside with a serious face, talking on the phone with someone unknown. Some local villagers were also gathered not far away.
Among them, a woman who looked to be in her thirties stood out. She had a white mask on her face, and her anxious and frightened expression was clearly visible through the mask. Her identity was self-evident. She was the person who accidentally frightened Yan Xia to death, as the staff said.
When they were notified to come, the staff here quickly explained what happened on the intercom.
All in all, it was a complete accident.
The person involved is Xue Lulan. Today is her son's sixth birthday. When she went to pick up the cake in the morning, the store gave her a lotus candle that could sing and bloom. After eating the cake at noon, her son took the lotus candle on the cake and played with his friends. While playing, he threw it into the cellar, and no one cared about it afterwards.
There was a power outage at night and the TV at home could not be turned on. She originally wanted to put on a facial mask and lie down, but she heard a sound coming from the cellar in the yard. The lotus was singing from noon to night and there was still electricity. She thought it was noisy so she thought of going downstairs to bring it up and turn it off.
As luck would have it, they were met by Yan Xia and his team. What's even more coincidental is that their yard originally had a wall, but it was demolished some time ago for renovation. Before the renovation was completed, they encountered the toilet team facing the cellar.
No one expected that a child could be frightened to death.
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The atmosphere on the scene became increasingly noisy and tense as time went on, and even the live broadcast room was flooded with netizens who had heard the news.
[Why haven't you woken up yet? Has something really happened? ]
[I watched the screen recording and it’s no exaggeration to say that I just threw my phone out.]
[Pray, the child is pretty cute, I hope he is okay. ]
…
In the chaos, no one noticed that Yan Ji, a direct relative of Yan Xia, did not have much worry or anxiety in his eyes, but more...
Thinking and weighing.
Yan Jiwei pursed his lips, his eyes never leaving the peaceful little face on the ground. He contacted Yan Xia in his sea of consciousness but received no response. So there were only two options before him -
One is to continue waiting for the doctor's emergency treatment, and the other is to just press the button to restart.
Both options have disadvantages. The first is that normal human first aid has a golden period. It is difficult to explain if it exceeds the golden period. In Yan Xia's situation, ordinary first aid may not be useful.
If he pressed the second button to restore, the person would recover to a normal, sober, and upright state according to the program settings. However, the person was lying straight on the ground at the moment. If he pressed the button now, Yan Xia would stand up straight without even bending his knees.
That doesn't look like awakening, but more like a corpse posing as if it has been resurrected.
"Still no heartbeat." The emergency doctor said while wiping the sweat from his forehead while Yan Ji was still thinking. The words "not optimistic" were clearly written on his face.
Yan Ji frowned, calculated the rescue time in his mind, then calmly put his hand behind Yan Xia's head, and lifted up Yan Xia's upper body while the medical staff were not paying attention.
The semi-reclining position gives him a chance to press hard for a while, so that it won't seem too exaggerated when he stands up in front of everyone.
"Hey! Don't move!!" the emergency doctor said seriously when he saw the man being helped up.
He can understand the family members’ anxiety, but can a patient with cardiac arrest move around?
The emergency doctor frowned and was about to lay the child down, but before he could do anything, he watched helplessly as the child, who had not woken up after several minutes of CPR, opened his eyes and...
He stood up very swiftly.
The program directors who had already prepared for the worst said: "..."
The noisy environment suddenly became quiet for several seconds.
Among the stunned people, Yan Ji shook his aching arm silently. He did not expect that the upright state set by the program would be so overbearing. The moment he stood up, it was even harder to press than a pig during the Chinese New Year.
Yan Xia was still a little confused when he stood awake. He didn't know that his brother was comparing him to the pig during the Chinese New Year. He blinked and just as he regained consciousness, he heard a variety of caring words in his ears after the silence faded away...
"Xiao Xia brother is awake!!"
"Yan Xia, are you okay?"
"Xiao Xia, how do you feel? Is there any pain? Do you feel chest tightness, shortness of breath, and dizziness?"
Face after face came before his eyes, and questions were asked as densely as machine guns. Yan Xia didn't know who to answer for a moment, and could only reply with three words in a general and extremely affirmative manner: "It's okay!"
He hadn't expected things to turn out like this. He was indeed frightened when the man appeared, but he was definitely not scared to the point of fainting.
He didn't have time to think about the setting behind this mimicry body for the time being, because at the beginning of the show, the ruthless director Shang had already approached him with a caring look as warm as spring sunshine.
"Are you still feeling uncomfortable? Why don't you go to the hospital for a checkup?"
Yan Xia shook his head firmly, "I'm not feeling uncomfortable anywhere."
After saying that, he performed a line from a classic skit... 'Take two steps, it's okay, just take two steps.'
Yan Xia walked back and forth several times to show that he was really fine and in very good health.
I don’t know why, but everyone seemed more worried after he left.
As soon as the doubt arose, his brother's cold and indescribable voice rang out in his mind.
"It's the right way round."
Yan Xia: “……???”
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