Chapter 16 Weird Kid 16
On the way to the airport, Yan Xia's fingers never stopped swiping on his phone. The dots that represented his speechlessness in his heart could be connected together to circle the earth twice.
Although "72 Hours" is a new variety show, it is still quite famous due to thorough publicity in the early stages and the presence of Director Shang as a living signboard.
There was a suspected death of a guest in such a variety show, and the show quickly became a hot topic.
Yan Xia even saw a collection of his own videos, which included his spinning jumps, the crowing of chickens and ducks, his cosplay of Calabash Brothers, and answering questions for Yi Jingchen while releasing ducks by the river.
The video is well edited and heartwarming, but it's a pity that the publisher used the four characters "God is jealous of talented people" in the title, and the comments section is full of shock and regret. The central idea is...
How could such a good child be gone?
Yan Xia: “…”
Just... mixed feelings.
[I want to light a cigarette.JPG]
So, Yan Xia took out a lollipop and prepared to draw it to calm down. This was given to him by Director Shang in the hospital, who said it was to prevent him from crying while having his blood drawn.
Yan Xia had a candy in his mouth when he saw that the official Weibo account of the program team had posted a new Weibo, a standard rumor-refuting statement in the circle. The number of comments below increased rapidly. Many netizens who heard the news rushed to the page. Some said sincerely that everything was fine, while others cursed the marketing account for being inhuman.
The farce was coming to an end. Just when Yan Xia was about to quit, new content suddenly popped up on the page...
A link with the words, "Click to see a child faking his death."
I just saw the words, and the phone was in front of me the next second.
Shang Changming, who was sitting on the passenger seat, raised his arm and placed his cell phone right above the seat. Yan Xia raised his head slightly and looked at his own little face on the screen.
Yan Xia: “…”
He said why Director Shang had been playing with his phone with his head down and not saying anything, it turned out that he was trying to snatch the account login rights from his own publicity and promotion department.
The barrage of comments on the screen floated very fast. This was the first time that Yan Xia could see the barrage of comments after so many days of live streaming.
[Wow! Alive! Really alive!]
[Who spread the rumor? How wicked. ]
[It's so funny, but pretending to be dead is still okay. 】
[Am I the only one who wants to know why the director put his finger to check his breath in the morning? That picture doesn't look photoshopped.]
Maybe he wants to be a mother.
[Hahahahahahaha, who said Director Shang wanted to be a mother? That's too outrageous.]
【I want a male mother, male mother yyds. 】
Seeing that the comments were becoming more and more outrageous, Yan Xia waved his hand and greeted everyone like a typical good kid.
After the interaction, many of the comments that had gone astray finally returned. Tan Yi next to him even kindly helped read some of the comments, asking about his health and the like.
Tan Yi had a thought and Yan Xia answered, and the atmosphere in the live broadcast room was exceptionally harmonious.
As for those discordant remarks, Tan Yi did not read them out or respond, probably because he did not want to pollute the children's ears by saying them, but Yan Xia saw them.
Yan Xia opened her big innocent eyes and smiled, "How about I perform a show for everyone?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the barrage gave feedback.
[? ? Do kids cue themselves these days? ]
[Hahaha, is it because I perform too much during festivals? So I wanted to perform for everyone when I have nothing to do. ]
[Hehe, 23 years old, my relatives asked me to sing Little Swallow during the Chinese New Year, [smile.jpg]]
[Hahaha, that's right, I was just about to recite a poem for you to listen to.]
Yan Xia only glanced at the screen, then took out his brother's phone, fiddled with it for a while, and closed his eyes. The audience held their breath, expecting to hear a child singing passionately, but they heard...
A rhythmic sound of wooden fish beating and a passage of scripture.
【？ ？ ？】
[Is this... chanting? ]
[Good fellow, mobile phone electronic wooden fish, you are chanting a very new sutra. ]
[It sounds good, but I'm not sure. I'll listen to it again.]
[So you learned backflips in a temple?]
The contents of the barrage were varied. Yan Xia did not read them. The childish voice continued to recite the ancient scriptures found in the system library. The products produced by the bureau must be excellent. Kind people will only feel refreshed and calm after listening to them. Otherwise, they will feel restless and anxious.
He would like to call this performance - representing Buddha purifying you.
He accepted the purification form that Buddha did not accept.
Yan Xia's purification list was coming to an end with a five-star rating, but when he read the last paragraph, in addition to the sound of wooden fish and scriptures in the car, there was suddenly another sound... the sound of an electric drill.
"???"
The eyes on the extremely pious little face opened.
The first thing I saw was a big tilted head, and the snoring of Director Shang in the passenger seat could be heard throughout the car.
Yan Xia: “…”
He is worthy of being called Director Shang, whose face is sometimes cold and sometimes hot, but whose heart is always warm. Although his 36-degree mouth may say cold words, his fiery heart is always hot!
Otherwise, it would be impossible to sleep so soundly in this atmosphere.
I was still pretending to be dead in passion before, but after a while it became, let me adjust to a good sleeping position.
This impromptu live broadcast ended with the director falling asleep. Director Shang's final stroke of genius added more heat to the program, and Yan Xia also became really famous.
The scenery outside the window extended all the way back to the airport. An hour and a half later, Yan Xia and his brother returned to their home in Ningxiu City, a large three-bedroom apartment in a high-end residential area.
The decoration was exquisite and the area was large, but it was still far inferior to the villa in the previous life. Even so, they paid the difference themselves. The location initially arranged by the bureau was just a two-bedroom, one-living room apartment in an ordinary community. It was very small and did not have all the necessary facilities, or even nothing at all.
In the words of the person in charge of the finance department, this is called... small space, big warmth. From scratch, they were given full freedom to decorate it themselves. This was the first time Yan Xia heard someone describe stinginess in such a refreshing and refined way.
It’s not that no one has ever reported the stingy behavior of the financial department of the bureau, but it’s just that every time we have failed.
Yan Xia still remembers the first time he met the legendary person in charge. It was in his brother's sea of consciousness. At that time, they had completely adapted to their new identities and new lives and were ready to do the first round of tasks.
On the way to select a task, he saw a colleague who had arrived a few days earlier than them stopped a bearded man. The colleague complained endlessly about the poor conditions of the place arranged by the bureau. Before the colleague finished speaking, Yan Xia watched the man shed two lines of tears.
With tears in her eyes and a sobbing voice, she talked about how there were so many staff, how expensive the materials were, and how the bureau was so poor that it could barely make ends meet. She made her colleagues cry and also made Yan Xia get non-existent goose bumps.
The big man seemed not to notice that several people were frozen by his crying. His rough voice was neither hurried nor slow, but gentle and tactful. He gave examples of the difficulties in the bureau one by one. Tears kept streaming down his face as he spoke, but the key point was that his tears did not fall to the ground. They were all covered by his beard, making people deeply feel that the reason why the beard grew so thick was probably because he cried too many tears.
After his colleague compromised, Yan Xia felt that he could squeeze a handful of water out of his beard.
Because he had witnessed the power of the big man's Yingying, when their destination came out, Yan Xia saw that his brother was silent for only a second, and then paid the difference and exchanged for a better one.
Later, Yan Xia found out that watching the big man whimpering was an old show in the bureau. When the old employees were passing on their experience to the newcomers, they never mentioned the character of the bearded leader. They just liked to watch the newcomers go with righteous words and come back with a sullen face.
Even after getting caught in the rain, he would still tear up other people's umbrellas. This shows that he is very loved by his colleagues.
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Inside the room, there were still many places that needed cleaning as the house had not been lived in for three or four days. The two brothers who had been together for more than 20 years cooperated well. Yan Xia did the work of mopping and sweeping the floor. As for other things that needed wiping and wiping, he wanted to help, but there were some places... he couldn't reach them at all.
Time passed quietly and night fell quickly. Yan Xia made dinner. The rule that children are not allowed to touch fire or electricity naturally did not exist in their family.
Although it has only been ten days since they started working again, the division of labor between the two is already very clear. Yan Xia is responsible for food, clothing, housing and transportation, while his brother is responsible for making money to support the family. The main reason is that Yan Xia is aware of his ability to make money, and if he doesn't have the talent, he shouldn't act blindly. The steady increase in funds in his small treasury over the years is due to his firm adherence to his brother.
In the study, the computer screen on the table was on, and Yan Ji was still busy. After the door was knocked, Yan Xia brought a cup of hot milk and placed it next to Yan Ji, and saw that the stock price page on his brother's computer screen was all red.
It was bright red and looked very pleasing to the eye, to the extent that one would never get tired of looking at it. Yan Xia's eyes were shining with gold and he did not say anything, but just signaled Yan Ji to drink the milk quickly.
Before he was about to go out with the empty cup, Yan Xia patted his brother's arm, as if to say, "Brother, go ahead boldly. I, your younger brother, will follow you closely and will never look back."
Yan Ji: “…”
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After packing up, Yan Xia ignored his brother and went back to his room to lie down and watch a movie. After watching the beginning of the movie, the message alert sound in his mind rang twice. It was Brother Fo, who he hadn't contacted for several days.
Brother Fo sent an audio clip of himself chanting sutras in the car in the morning. He first gave a conclusion that he chanted very well, and then asked about the experience in a very serious and rigorous manner.
Yan Xia stared at the dialog box and thought for a long time, but to no avail. He could only reply ambiguously: "Maybe, you have a heart that has seen through the mundane world?"
I haven't read it before.
Brother Fo took even longer to think, so long that Yan Xia thought the other party would not reply. When he was about to exit his sea of consciousness, the new message popped up.
[Namo Amitabha]: "Can you have one after being single for more than 20 years?"
Yan Xia: “…”
How presumptuous of you.
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