Chapter 17 Weird Kid 17
Brother Fo's tone was serious and his attitude was sincere, and it was obvious that he was not intending to offend, but was seriously considering this possibility.
During the time when I didn't reply for such a long time, I guess I was considering whether it was worth spending more than 20 years of being single in exchange for a heart that had seen through the world.
Yan Xia also had his own doubts about this.
[Another person]: "Have you been single for twenty years?"
Judging from his condition, he thought the other party had been single for at least two hundred years.
Brother Buddha: “…………”
You are quite presumptuous.
[Namo Amitabha]: "I am not talented. I have just been single for two months."
[Another person]: "Oh, then you should be more open-minded."
No wonder he can’t recite the sutras well. He just broke up with his lover, and the Buddha is living in the same heart with his ex. How could the Buddha possibly bear such an injustice?
Brother Fo didn't say anything else. I don't know if he was thinking about the sad thing about his broken heart. But Yan Xia stared at Brother Fo's portrait and remembered that the problem of him being frightened and fainted had not been resolved yet.
Originally, he wanted to take some time to look at the tens of thousands of design documents himself, but he never opened them. Every time he wanted to open them, he inexplicably felt a fear of being dominated by academic papers.
He put it down to... the college student instinct deep in his soul.
Now there was someone in front of him who was knowledgeable and free, so Yan Xia didn't hesitate and described the problem clearly in a few 60-second voice messages.
This time, Brother Buddha did not reply with a voice packet, but directly threw a bunch of data. Yan Xia clicked on it and took a look. The data was not complicated. It was just some standards for the functioning of the human body in this small world, such as how fast the heart would stop, how long would lack of oxygen result in suffocation, etc. It was standardized and strict.
Before Yan Xia finished reading the screenshot data, Brother Fo sent another message.
【Namo Amitabha】: "You may not know yourself very well."
There is also a comparison picture below, one is the normal human heartbeat, and the other is Yan Xia’s heartbeat when he fainted. The value is almost two or three times the normal one.
The implication is that your courage may be beyond your imagination. You think it is as big as a bowl, but in fact it may only be as big as the eye of a needle.
Yan Xia, who was once again happy to get a needle eye: "…………"
After Brother Buddha went offline, Yan Xia stared at the TV screen, which was said to be the scariest movie in history, for several seconds in silence, then silently picked up the remote control and changed to a comedy.
He is no longer the same person he was ten minutes ago. He is now stamped with data...Yan.Buttonneedleeye.Xia.
Not very courageous, but obedient.
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Yan Xia falls asleep to the sound of comedy and wakes up with the rising sun. There is a gap of more than a week between each recording of the "72 Hours" program to give the program crew time to make preparations and make site visits.
Yan Xia lived a leisurely life for several days. When she felt like doing leisure, she would slowly cook a big meal, and then go out for a walk after eating. However, if she went out alone at night, there was a risk of being mistaken for a lost child by the enthusiastic square dance aunties.
After Yan Xia went out twice at night and was asked by two different groups of people why he was alone outside and where his parents were at home, he rarely went out at night.
The people in this city are really extremely enthusiastic, but it’s a pity that these enthusiastic people cannot see through the surface and see that they are actually adults.
While Yan Xia was feeling the passion, Yan Ji was not idle either.
The most direct impact of Yan Xia's fame was reflected on his brother's mobile phone. From time to time, strange phone calls came in, asking whether they wanted to sign a contract with them. The conditions offered were exaggerated, and the small company with a mix of good and bad people was praised to be out of this world. The eloquence made people wonder if these people were all from a pyramid scheme company.
Putting aside the truth of this, it was impossible for them to sign the contract in the first place. After all, they were going to leave soon. If they left a contract, there would be one more missing persons case when they left this world.
Maybe because there were too many rejections, there were fewer unfamiliar calls afterwards, and among the scattered calls there was a call from Tan Yi.
They said that the place where the next episode would be recorded might have extreme weather in a few days, so the program team needed to change the location. Then they were directly given the address of a destination. Yan Xia searched it and found that it was a small city by the sea. The originally scheduled location seemed to be on the edge of the desert. It has to be said that the gap is quite large.
The day before leaving, after dinner, Yan Xia took out his small suitcase as usual to pack some clothes. As soon as he took the clothes out of the closet, a familiar ding-dong sound rang out in his sea of consciousness. Before his consciousness entered, Yan Xia was still secretly wondering whether Brother Buddha had finally figured out the 108 ways of chanting sutras late at night and wanted to share them with him.
When I clicked on it, the avatar of Brother Buddha in the list was still dull and gray, like the fingernails in some magical advertisements. However, there was a friend request from a person with the nickname [Brain Pendant Spirit] among the new friends.
I have never heard of his nickname, but I have seen the handsome man with long flowing hair in the avatar, Yan Xia. I was standing behind him when he received the task. His name is Yan Meng.
Yan Xia stared at the androgynous avatar with long flowing hair for several times, and once again sighed in his heart that the bureau was truly a paradise for those who loved beauty. In their original world, every person who was picked up would be a well-known existence, commonly known as the darling of heaven, and good looks were their most inconspicuous advantage.
Putting him among this group of people, he was simply a bit out of place. According to this standard, his brother agreed, but as an ordinary male college student with a rich family and good looks, he had a bit of self-awareness and could say that he was more or less unworthy of the standard.
When Yan Xia first joined the bureau, he asked his colleagues, but they said they were only responsible for responding according to the list, and they didn't know where the list came from and they had no control over it. The question weighed on his mind, and he had no idea of the answer.
Yan Xia came back to his senses and approved the request. The next second, there were suddenly... two, two more lines in the contact list?
Yan Xia looked closely and saw that Yan Meng had created another group in just one second---[Universal High-Quality Male System 11.0]
Including him, there are three people in total. In addition to Yan Meng, another member, Yan Xia, is also heard of. His nickname is his real name, Qiao Shiba. He is the only original system in this test mission. It was developed by the bureau and has been a system since its birth.
As for why the good system was abandoned? In his words...
There are so many people in the world, what's wrong with having one more?
Before the other two people in the group spoke, Yan Xia tapped the virtual screen twice.
[Another person]: "11.0??"
Is there a version of this thing?
[Brain Pendant Becomes a Spirit]: "Number them. I pulled out ten more in front of me so they're easier to tell apart."
Yan Xia: “…”
How many good groups do you have?
This reminded Yan Xia of a rumor he had heard before. When he first arrived, the colleague in charge of reception paused for a rare moment when introducing the rules and regulations of the bureau in his usually fluent speech. Then he said that if they had any dissatisfaction with these systems, they could go through the formal procedures to make suggestions and not curse the leaders behind their backs.
Later, Yan Xia accidentally heard from a colleague that some people were dissatisfied with the system that was about to be reformed in the bureau, and several of them formed a group to curse at each other. As a result, someone accidentally pulled the leader in when they were pulling people in.
After listening to the whole thing, the leader thought he was being called upon, and promulgated the new system the next day.
Yan Xia glanced at 11.0 several times, and inexplicably felt that the rumor matched someone.
Yan Meng had already taken the lead in making a statement in the group, saying that since everyone was a test system, they could communicate more in the future. As for why there were more than three people participating in this mission, but there were only three people in the group.
Yan Meng’s answer to this is... a triangular relationship is the most stable. When there are too many people, no one can tell what’s going on when someone sneaks in.
When Yan Xia saw this, he almost spit water onto the suitcase. It can be seen that the operation of dragging the leader into the group and scolding the leader left a psychological shadow on the other party that even the system could not calculate.
After the two of them had a conversation in the group, another member finally arrived.
[Qiao Shiba]: "Finally I can move. I was stuck for a few minutes."
As soon as these words were spoken, Yan Xia's little body, which was originally half lying on the bed, suddenly sat up.
[Another person]: "??? It got stuck so soon?"
[Qiao Shiba]: "It was pretty fast. I only restarted it seven or eight times."
Yan Xia: “???”
Hasn't it only been ten days since we landed?
This time, Qiao Shiba didn’t send any text messages, but directly sent a bunch of voice messages.
Therefore, Yan Xia witnessed from the voice that was flooding the screen how a real system, when it first acted as a human, relied on the fact that it could not die during the testing phase and committed suicide in various ways.
Qiao Shiba and his host landed in an ancient time that was not particularly peaceful. They were two brothers who fled to a small island.
The island is surrounded by the sea and the villagers make a living by fishing. Qiao Shiba, who has human senses for the first time, is as curious as Granny Liu entering the Grand View Garden.
On the first day, I was so dazzled by the colorful world under the sea that I forgot about time and stayed there for too long that I suffocated.
The next day, the time was under control, but a strange-looking fish was caught. The information showed that the meat was delicious and tender, but poisonous. He wanted to taste how tender and delicious the fish was, but then he was poisoned.
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Today, I went into the sea again, teased a pretty little sea snake, and got bitten.
Yan Xia: “…”
It turns out that this is how it can be played. He just has a narrow mindset.
Qiao Shiba's voice message continued to flood the screen, saying that now villagers would hide away when they saw him, and there were rumors privately that they were worthy of being refugees from famine, and that they had tough lives. People with such tough lives should be stayed away from, lest they be killed one day.
Qiao Shiba spoke in a carefree tone, like a fool from a landlord's family. He was not sad at all because of the isolation of the villagers. He also said that he had found another poisonous but delicious fish and would try it tomorrow.
As for the issue of freezing after restarting multiple times, Qiao Shiba, who is a native system, said...
Are there any products that don’t freeze? Stuck is the norm, not freezing is an exception. Some novel reading software freezes from time to time.
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