Chapter 18 Weird Kid 18
Yan Xia listened to the voice of Qiao Shiba describing how delicious the fish was many times, and for some reason he felt a little eager to try it, as they were also going to the seaside tomorrow.
In the morning, two figures, one big and one small, appeared at the airport. Yan Xia was holding the plane ticket he had just taken out. Because the recording location was temporarily changed, they had to fly there by themselves and gather directly there.
An hour later, the plane landed in Linggang City.
Outside the airport, Tan Yi had been waiting for a long time. When he saw Yan Xia and the other person coming out of the passage, he stepped forward to help take the suitcase from Yan Xia's hand and greeted him with a smile: "Long time no see."
Yan Xia answered skillfully: "It feels like a long time ago?"
Tan Yi: “…”
It hasn’t reached that extent!
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After putting the luggage into the trunk, the car started slowly and left the airport directly, heading to Zhoutong Village under Linggang City, where they would stay for the next three days. It was said to be another beautiful little village.
The car drove on the road for more than three hours before it finally arrived at the destination. There were already quite a few cars parked at the entrance of the village, all of which belonged to the program crew. There was only one car belonging to the guests besides theirs.
As soon as Yan Xia opened the car door, a little fat head popped in from outside. Feng Lele was very enthusiastic, "Yan Xia! Long time no see!"
Under the sunlight, Yan Xia even saw a little bit of enthusiastic saliva.
Yan Xia: “…………”
It can be seen that the little fat boy feels like several years have passed.
Feng Lele let go of the car door and continued to chatter, "I was the first one to arrive, you are the second, they haven't come yet, they are so slow, I have waited so long for them."
The recording has not started yet. Yan Xia followed Feng Lele to stand in the shade. "Have you been here for a long time?"
We came so early, it seems I won’t have to help the old lady run a red light on the road this time.
Feng Jianxian on the side laughed and interrupted: "I arrived ten minutes earlier than you."
Yan Xia: “…”
Lose weight quickly in ten minutes, and the weight loss blogger will cry after watching it.
Feng Lele was a little dissatisfied with his old father's smile, and his chubby body crawled into Feng Jianxian's arms, "I just lost weight. If you don't believe me, touch my belly, it's deflated."
Feng Jianxian really agreed and touched it twice, and pinched it, "Well, it seems to have lost some weight."
Feng Lele raised her little face towards Yan Xia...
You see, he just got thinner.
Unfortunately, the double chin is not convincing at all.
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The four of them stood in the shade and chatted for a while, and other groups arrived one after another.
After everyone arrived, the recording of the program officially began. Six groups of people stood in a row in the middle of the road and chatted about random things. After five or six minutes, Shang Changming picked up his familiar loudspeaker and told everyone to follow him into the village.
As soon as he finished speaking, voices expressing doubts came from the queue.
Shang Changming turned around after hearing this and said, "We are all living together this time, so we don't have to choose a house."
After explaining the adults' doubts, the children acted as if they didn't see anything. Dong Laixi, who was walking in the front, volunteered and raised his hand: "Uncle Shang, you haven't checked your luggage yet."
After he finished speaking, except for Yan Xia, the other children all echoed him. Obviously, with the experience from last time, they had made sufficient preparations this time, just waiting to make the devil uncle in their hearts disappear.
Shang Changming smiled kindly, "I didn't say I wanted to check. You can use whatever you brought these days." Then he asked in a slightly pretentious tone, "You didn't bring anything, did you?"
Just one sentence almost made those excited kids cry.
The low pressure in the children's circle continued, and the little furry heads were all droopy. Yan Xia was mixed in the middle, looking around and enjoying the natural beauty.
I have to say that although Director Shang is a little devilish sometimes, he is still very serious about his work. The recording locations he finds are very representative, and the sky is as blue as a painting.
The house they were going to live in this time was not far from the beach. The group walked for a while before arriving. When they turned a corner, they saw a small self-built villa in the countryside. The exterior was painted in white and blue, exuding a literary style.
The rooms that the six groups of guests were going to stay in were all about the same size and were chosen randomly. The room that Yan Xia and his partner were assigned faced the sea, and as soon as the window was opened they could see the sparkling sea in the distance. The weather had been very good these days, with a breeze blowing from time to time.
After cleaning the room and resting, forty or fifty minutes had passed by the time we gathered again.
Fortunately, Director Shang continued his style from the previous episode. He did not give the guests any trouble on the first day. The ingredients for dinner were prepared for them, and they just had to cook it themselves.
Yan Xia looked at the pile of fresh ingredients and thought about the cooking skills of the adults...
Isn't this a kind of torment?
The sun was about to set, hanging on the sea like a soft-boiled egg yolk. It is true that to a hungry person, everything looks like food.
Although it was lunchtime when he was catching a flight at noon, there was no in-flight meal provided for short-distance flights. He just ate a few bites of snacks bought from a convenience store for lunch. Yan Xia was so hungry that his stomach was sticking to his back. Then he looked at the picture of the poisonous but extremely delicious fish that classmate Qiao Shiba had just sent him in his sea of consciousness, and thought about what he might eat in a while, and Yan Xia became a little uneasy.
He rejected the invitation from several other kids to play the role of father and followed Yan Ji into the kitchen.
The kitchen of the self-built house in the countryside was very large, and there was still plenty of space for six or seven people plus the cameraman to stand inside.
The spacious kitchen soon became busy. The situation that Yan Xia had worried about did not happen. The few kitchen rookies were very self-aware and started cutting and rinsing food, acknowledging that they were not worthy of standing in front of the stove.
Yan Xia followed Yan Ji and worked for a while, and in the middle she was happy to receive a few compliments like a child from other families.
The firewood was burning brightly under the stove. When Yan Xia put a bunch of garlic on the chopping board, he received his brother's gaze. Yan Xia understood immediately that if conditions permit, some elite bosses would also dislike the dishes they cook.
Yan Xia took the spatula, poured oil and added vegetables, and the operation was smooth and flowing, looking like a master chef who had been in the industry for many years.
“Wow!!!”
“That’s amazing!”
Several adults in the kitchen stopped what they were doing, their pupils slightly dilated as if they were watching an acrobatic performance.
When everyone was marveling at how this child was raised, Yan Xia had already cooked a quick stir-fry. Fortunately, the stove was not high, so he could move freely without even standing on tiptoe.
For a long time afterwards, the kitchen seemed to have pressed the pause button, quietly watching Yan Xia's fierce cooking. Judging from the dishes, they could be sold for at least twenty-five.
The audience, who originally wanted to see the kitchen rookies making a fuss, didn't know when they started drooling.
[This is really cool, even professional fry kitchen players are envious. 】
[At the age of 23, my parents still told me not to touch fire before going out [smile.jpg]. ]
[Ahhhh, it smells so good. I'm so hungry! I originally decided not to eat tonight to lose weight! ]
[Looking at his ten-year-old brother who couldn't even boil water, he slapped him in the face. ]
[If you don’t understand, just ask, what posture can give birth to a baby like this? ? ]
[??? Is this kind of question open to discussion?]
[Wow, wow, wow, isn't this the love child of my dreams? I am your long-lost mother! ]
The topic of dream babies was discussed too much, and coupled with Yan Xia's popularity in the previous episode, it soon topped the hot search list, resonating with a group of young people who did not want to get married and have children. They said that if all their children were like this, they would return to the family planning policy of the time to allow three children.
Of course, this is a story for later. Right now, the silence in the kitchen was broken by the chirping sounds outside. The little guys came here smelling the fragrance...
“It smells so good!”
"Whose father did this?"
"Anyway, it can't be my dad. My dog won't eat the food my dad cooks."
The adults inside: “…”
You are really your father’s great son!
Little Yi Jingchen stepped into the kitchen first. Seeing the little figure busy at the stove, he blurted out in a childish voice: "Wow~ It's Xiaoxia's father!"
Yan Xia: “…”
Where did this big kid come from?
Yi Lixiao's eyes widened: "???"
Yi Jingchen, who was still immersed in the game of playing house, showed his good father a soft and cute smile in an attempt to get away with it, "It's Brother Xiaoxia, Brother Xiaoxia is so awesome!"
The chattering kids shouted even louder, one talking to another and it was so lively that in the end there was no room for the adults in the kitchen to do anything.
The washing and scrubbing work was taken over by the children. The older ones might have really wanted to help, while the younger ones probably just did it for fun.
The dishes that needed to be cut had already been prepared, and the adults saw that it wouldn't be a problem without them, so they simply moved aside.
Yi Jingchen put the freshly washed vegetable leaves in a basket and handed it to Yan Xia. After he was done, he did not leave. He stood beside her, staring at Yan Xia with his little face upturned. Then he came to a conclusion seriously: "I think Brother Xiaoxia is suitable to be a mother."
Feng Lele, who had moved next to him at some point, thought about it and agreed, "Then I'll be the father, and you continue to be the son."
Yan Xia: “…………”
Was this family formed a little too hastily?
The remaining three children participated enthusiastically. Dong Laixi raised his hand and asked, "What should we do?"
Feng Lele stroked his chin and thought seriously, "You three are from the Wang family next door. My mother said that one child is enough for a family. We can't afford to raise more than one child!"
Yi Jingchen turned around and said cutely, "I'm very easy to raise!"
"I'm easy to raise too!"
"Me too, I eat very little." No child wants to admit that he or she is difficult to raise.
Feng Lele acted like an old father, and he was very into the role: "Okay, they are all our children. I will go out to work and earn money to support you tomorrow." After saying that, he patted Yan Xia on the shoulder and said, "Mother of the children, you have worked hard."
Yan Xia: “…………”
Yan Xia turned around and slapped him back, "You've worked hard to earn money."
If you can't beat them, join them.
Feng Lele straightened his chest and said, "It's my duty!"
The family of six, with an average age of 6, was having a great time. The old fathers in the back were laughing so hard that their teeth were showing. They gathered in groups, leaning against the wall or sitting on chairs, watching the children. During this time, someone was singing the empty city plan in his stomach.
In front of me, a crow is kneeling down to feed its lamb.
Today, an old father is waiting for his child to cook for him on an empty stomach.
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