Chapter 20 Weird Kid 20
After Feng Lele got his head covered in dust, he had no choice but to hide himself in a water tank without water.
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Yan Xia, who was far away upstairs in the house, had no idea of the wonderful scene in the kitchen. He helped Yi Jingchen close the door and observed in other rooms, but he really couldn't find a completely hidden and safe place.
The simple facilities in the house are too obvious at a glance.
Yan Xia stared out the window for three seconds, then ran downstairs. The temptation of not having to make brunch for herself was still very great.
Yan Xia had just stepped through the living room door when she heard Director Shang whistle to remind her, "There's only one minute left."
In full view of everyone, Yan Xia walked to the side of the handsome boy... Under a big tree not far away, before anyone could react, Yan Xia, with the GoPro pole in his mouth, took a run and used his hands and feet to climb up the tree like a gecko.
Live audience: “????”
Everyone in the yard: "!!!!"
This time, more people jumped on the spot.
Their group's accompanying PD Tan Yi even ran directly under the big tree. He looked up and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the man sitting safely on the trunk. He muttered in his heart that this father and son pair were indeed the strangest group he had ever taught. He didn't see the father sitting there quietly, with a posture as steady as an old dog, as if the person who just climbed the tree was not his child.
I don’t understand, I really don’t understand.
Even Director Shang stood up, looked over here and muttered, "Not really."
It's just a small game to liven up the atmosphere, how come one or two of them are playing it like it's a life-and-death game.
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Feng Jianxian's consistent and loving father image remained unchanged. He treated his own children the same way as other children. He looked at Yan Ji with concern: "Is this a bit dangerous?"
Yan Ji was silent for a few seconds before he said, "It's okay. He has studied it before and knows what to do."
Feng Jianxian: “Oh.”
Feng Jianxian sat down quietly, but he was not at peace in his heart. If he could read other people's thoughts, he would find that he was sharing a brain with many people. He felt that this father and son were really weird.
Nowadays, there are still people who send their children to climb trees. The main point is...it's always good to have many skills, right?
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At this time, Yan Qiguai and Xia Ming seemed to be sitting quietly, but in fact they were staring at the bird in the nest one meter away from him.
In the sturdy bird's nest, an adult male bird kept swearing at people, with a fierce look in its defensive posture.
Yan Xia sighed. He had not expected that his arrival would put an end to an activity that the underage birds were not allowed to watch. Before he even reached the branch, the female bird flew away in a flash, leaving the male bird behind looking both fearful and unwilling.
Under the tree, there were sounds of whistles and a handsome young man running into the house. Yan Xia on the tree was helpless. He had already sincerely apologized, but the male bird whose wife had run away didn't listen and kept chirping and cursing unpleasantly. As for what the curses were specifically, he didn't know because the translated page contained... a bunch of garbled characters.
All I could hear was that the curses were really dirty.
While the handsome guy was looking for someone, Yan Xia shook his calf and turned the GoPro over, allowing the audience to appreciate how a single person curses in the street.
[I just arrived, why is there a bird, chirping like this, is it injured? ]
【Hahahaha, I am hurt, and traumatized.】
【The Terminator of Good Things. Xia.】
[Looking down from this lens is so high that my legs would go weak. 】
[It’s just so-so. I could crawl when I was a kid.]
[So am I the only one who can't learn to climb a tree? ]
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In the split-screen live broadcast room, with bird-cursing sounds as the background music, comments about various topics are scattered everywhere.
Three or four minutes later, the handsome guy came out of the living room door, followed by three little tails, as expected.
Yan Xia stared at the figure of the handsome guy passing under the tree. In fact, in his previous life, he would not have been able to climb either, but now he has a new body. There are a bunch of climbing tricks in the system's reserve, and combined with this body, it is like writing a fixed program for a robot and just running it.
The handsome guy passed the big tree and walked into the kitchen. From Yan Xia's angle, he could just see the whole picture inside through the kitchen window.
After his eldest brother's sea of consciousness spread, Yan Xia now knew clearly the hiding places of the other two friends. He was really surprised when he knew it. It can be seen that Yuan Xiao has no idol burden at all.
Yan Xia looked at the water tank where Feng Lele was hiding, and felt that the little fat boy probably wouldn't last more than a minute.
As expected, a dozen seconds later, Feng Lele was carried out of the water tank by the handsome boy. Before leaving, he was stopped by the handsome boy again. The 1.80-meter-tall guy squatted and smiled like a gentle boy next door: "Is there anyone else here?"
A seven-year-old child has a kindergarten diploma compared to a four-year-old. That's a little different. Feng Lele's acting is very good. He shook his head: "No."
The handsome guy continued to laugh: "Then do you know where your other two friends are hiding?"
Feng Lele continued to shake his head: "I don't know."
The handsome guy was helpless. He turned around three times inside and three times outside but couldn't find the person. Finally, he had to stop turning around at the whistle of Director Shang.
Director Shang, besides being fond of stirring up trouble, is also a director with a broad vision. He immediately announced that he would pay for tomorrow's brunch, and the two children who were not found could also come out.
Yuan Yankai immediately ran to the kitchen, ready to greet his pitch-black little cotton jacket. Yan Xia also slowly climbed down under the handsome boy's incredulous gaze. Within two meters, there was one more incredulous gaze.
The bird that had been staying in the nest had its eyes opened wider than before, and cursed twice as fast, as if it couldn't understand why this human dared to leave after scaring away the wife it had finally found? ?
This resulted in Yan Xia almost getting hit head-on by a swooping bird when he was about to land. The angry bird flew straight towards his face. Yan Xia subconsciously dodged, and amid the screams of the people under the tree, he turned sideways and jumped directly to the ground.
When he landed, he naturally used his hands to support himself on the ground to cushion the impact. When someone asked "Are you okay?" beside him, Yan Xia realized that something was a little wrong, and a sense of déjà vu came over him.
then……
While a group of staff members were wondering if the child had sprained his foot, the child under the tree began...
360 degree backflip!!
It scored twice and kept spinning and jumping.
The powerful legs that were spinning even gave the diving bird a big swoop. The bird was swept to the ground and was dizzy for a long time and couldn't stand up.
Yan Ji who came rushing over: “…………”
A bunch of staff and audience: “????”
The bird finally stood firm: "???!!!!"
Oh oh oh~~~
The person involved, Yan Xia: What the hell! !
The consciousness in the sea of consciousness began to go crazy: "Fuck, fuck, fuck! Save me! Save me, save..."
Before he could shout the third time, Yan Xia had already stopped and stood up straight.
This time the two of them were together, and the restart was very timely.
Under the gaze of a large group of people, Yan Xia smiled at the staff member who had just asked him if he was okay.
“No.”
"Celebrate."
Staff: “…”
He saw it!
I guess I can't turn it over if something happens.
"Yan Xia, how did you translate it? Can you teach me?!" The admiring voice of the little fat boy broke the silence under the big tree.
After being fooled by the talk of the next time last time, Feng Lele finally saw his little friend spinning and jumping with his own eyes. He was so excited that he wanted to master the key points immediately. That way, he could celebrate like this in the future.
Unlike his dad, who would just shoot empty shots whenever he was happy.
Amid the childish chatter, no one noticed that a big bird of prey was crying in the corner. By the time Yan Xia came to his senses and decided to find Brother Fo again, the bird, which had been slapped after its wife was scared away, had already cried for many pages in his translator.
Yan Xia: “…”
The excitement died down, and Yan Xia walked to the side of the bird. The bird's once cursing voice now turned into a humming sound, and it did not hide when it saw people. Yan Xia held the bird in his hand and took a look. There were no external injuries, but he could not calculate the psychological trauma it had.
Yan Xia went to the kitchen and grabbed a handful of rice that she hadn't cooked in the evening and fed the bird. It took a long time to calm the bird down and it finally stopped crying. However, it didn't go back to its nest either. It just nestled on the edge of the window in Yan Xia's room.
It seems like it won't leave unless you compensate it for its wife.
Yan Xia: “…”
He doesn't even know his wife, so where can he find her?
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The next day, early morning.
When Yan Xia opened his eyes, there was no sign of his elder brother on the other side of the bed, but the single bird brother was still on the window.
Yan Xia called Yan Ji in his sea of consciousness and learned that their boat had been sailing for almost an hour.
There was a faint sound of a staff member calling a child to wake up from the opposite room. Yan Xia finished cleaning up and went out. The door of the opposite room just opened. The fat boy with a messy hair murmured, "I'm so hungry~"
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I vomited all the dinner and am only now complaining about being hungry. I can say that I am very restrained.
When Yan Xia and the starving Feng Lele arrived at the yard, there were many bowls and plates on the dining table. Director Shang fulfilled his promise last night and kept his word. In addition to the hot local seafood noodles, there were also many snacks.
The other children hadn't come down yet. The two took their own seats and sat down. The only sound was the slurping of noodles. The fat kid ate very quickly and drank the last mouthful of soup. After being confused for a while, he seemed to remember something and turned to ask the staff, "When did my dad leave?"
Staff: “…”
How filial of you to ask now.
The other one is also filial, without even asking.
Yan Xia didn't feel the staff's gazes, as all his attention was sucked away by the single Bird Brother. Unlike yesterday's garbled text and sobbing, Bird Brother's expression this time was very clear.
"I'm hungry! I'm hungry!", and then he flew straight to the kitchen, knowing the place well.
Yan Xia: “…”
There is reason to suspect that this bird guy's real intention is not his wife, but he may just want to get some free food.
Yan Xia fed the birds, and then the other children came late, led by the staff.
By the time everyone finished eating and cleaned up, forty or fifty minutes had passed.
A few children took their own small buckets and tools and took a ride in the program crew's car to the place where they went to catch seafood. The tide had receded for a while, and looking around, they saw many people busy.
The camera was facing the sea, which instantly made a lot of inland viewers cry with envy.
Yan Xia hadn't made it either, but that didn't stop him from reaching the maximum level of theoretical knowledge. Just a few meters after reaching the destination, he rescued a cat's eye snail lying on the sand from under the feet of the little fat boy.
A light touch of the little hand caused a lot of water to splash out.
The children who had never seen the bird before were very curious and chirped at a frequency comparable to that of the bird yesterday.
"What is this?"
"How did it hide in the sand?"
“It’s like a shower head.”
"Can we use it to take a bath?"
…………
The children were very interested and after appreciating the scenery, they dug in the sand with great interest, looking for something interesting. It looked quite interesting with their little butts hanging down.
Yan Xia did not get together with the little ones. He walked and stopped along the beach, and found a lot of good things. He felt that tonight's dinner was settled. Fresh seafood is delicious no matter how you eat it.
The wooden stake in the water moved, and Yan Xia was quick to reach into the water with his small clamps and scoop out a big, fat crab.
Tan Yi, who was following behind, looked at the bucket and the child, and exclaimed sincerely: "Amazing!"
Children may be a little strange sometimes, but they really do things properly, as if they were little adults.
Yan. Little Adult. Xia then seemed to have poked a crab nest, and all the luck he didn't have when fishing was shown here. Crabs went into the bucket one by one, and just looking at them was very tempting.
Yan Xia was busy carrying his bucket, not knowing how much time had passed when Tan Yi's voice suddenly rang out from behind him. His voice was strange, with an indescribable exclamation, and a mixture of anxiety...
"Oh my god, don't you feel any pain?"
Yan Xia: “???”
Yan Xia lowered his head following the other person's gaze, and then saw a crab that had crawled onto the handle of the bucket at some point, pinching his middle finger, and... it was bleeding.
The crabs crowded together in the bucket also stretched out their claws to show off, as if cheering for their companions.
It is never too late for a gentleman to take revenge.
They are here for revenge. There will be no tomorrow night after tonight.
As Tan Yi quickly stepped forward, Yan Xia reached out and pushed the vengeful crab into the bucket.
Tan Yi held Yan Xia's hand and looked at him, then picked up his phone with his other hand and sent a message. Fortunately, it was not serious. Who would have thought that he was only on the phone for two minutes and no one was paying attention. The cameraman probably didn't see it because of the shooting angle.
"You are so awesome!" Tan Yi breathed.
He didn't say a word even when he was stuck like this.
Yan Xia deliberately showed a little courage of a little boy: "It doesn't hurt much, I didn't even feel it!"
The fact is, a system that blocks pain really doesn't feel any pain at all.
Because he saw blood, Yan Xia was ordered to stay where he was and wait for medical staff to treat his wound. He could only watch the big crab he had just chased for half a day quickly escape.
So, the medical staff who received the news and rushed over saw the scene...
A child looking out to sea.
Facing the sea, with the middle finger raised.
Medical brother: "..."
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