Chapter 27 Weird Kid 27
Rather than an emergency meeting, it was more like a re-planning of the game content.
After all, the originally planned outdoor games can’t be played, and if the audience has to sit in the house all day, wouldn’t it be lonely?
There are a lot of things to do in the activity room of the homestay, and the program team made full use of its resources. Whether it is for adults or children to play, the games never stopped throughout the morning.
During this period, the sheep that ran away from the owner of the B&B was finally found. During the free time, someone went out to take a look and found that the owner was already boiling water.
For some old sheep who run away after hitting someone, their lives will come to a perfect end soon.
It was another game time full of laughter and joy. Yuan Yankai, who had gone to the bathroom in the middle of the game, pushed the door open and rubbed his hands, "The boss is going to start killing."
Hearing this, the kids were excited, after all, they had never seen a live version.
Feng Lele stood up like a cricket pupa: "I want to go take a look."
Feng Jianxian followed behind and tried to hold back his excited son: "Why don't we just stop watching it, it's so scary."
The little fat boy didn't even turn his head: "That's meat, there's nothing scary about it."
It is said that the world in the eyes of foodies is different from that of others. Some people see blood, while others see only lamb skewers.
Some adults said that children should not watch it, but they went out quickly anyway.
A dozen people walked to an open space behind the B&B, where the owner had already placed a large bench for holding sheep and was sharpening his knife, waiting to pull the sheep out.
The scene of live slaughter was not only seen by the children but also by some adults who had never seen it in their lives. One by one, they leaned forward, as if they wanted to take part in it.
Some people thought so and did so.
It was like going back to my childhood when my parents bought me a new toy. I helped the boss pull the sheep. Even if I only pulled a little wool, I still had a smile on my face like the boy I used to be.
Yan Xia didn't go forward, mainly because he was held back by the child.
Yi Lixiao ran to help the boss by himself, completely forgetting that he had a four-year-old child. This child was not as bold as some of the fat foodies, either in age or mentality, and he only dared to stand and watch from a distance.
When the sheep was pressed on the board, Yan Xia clearly felt that the little hand holding him was getting stronger. The owner of the little hand even took a half step back, hiding half of his body behind him, and said in a cute voice: "Brother Xiaoxia, aren't you afraid?"
Yan Xia raised his other hand and stroked the little head, and said something to comfort the child without thinking, "Don't be afraid, it's all fake."
"Ah?" Yi Jingchen looked up, with a lot of self-doubt in his big eyes. He didn't know whether he was doubting what he saw with his own eyes or what he heard with his own ears.
Yan Ji, who was two steps away from them, also glanced sideways.
Yan Xia laughed awkwardly and said, "It's okay. You won't be scared when we eat."
"Oh~", Yi Jingchen nodded.
After being interrupted by such nonsense, he didn't say anything scary anymore.
In front, the boss's knife had already slashed the sheep's neck. The moment the blood flowed out, something unexpected happened suddenly. I don't know if someone didn't hold it tight or the sheep struggled too hard, and it really broke free.
Amid exclamations, the sheep, which had unleashed its huge potential, knocked down two people while bleeding, then ran straight towards where Yan Xia was standing, staggering a bit as it rushed forward.
Yan Xia had just finished speaking about the quintessence of Chinese culture when he quickly pushed the kid next to him towards his brother.
The tacit understanding of more than 20 years was fully demonstrated at this moment. With one pushing and the other lifting, the child instantly spun in the air and left the danger zone.
Yan Xia, who was about to retreat after pushing the ball, felt a familiar feeling the next second. He jumped on the spot before the sheep's head hit him. Just when he thought the sheep was going to lose control of its strength and hit the wall.
Yan Xia suddenly realized that he did not jump over at all. The sheep lost too much blood and staggered twice, which caused him to fall directly on the sheep's back.
The dozens of kilograms of weight plus the force of the impact caused the sheep, which had just been running around, to lie down on the spot. Yan Xia clearly felt that it moved its butt twice...
He died completely.
The chaotic scene was visibly quiet for a second or two, and then burst into a cacophony of voices.
"Is everyone okay?"
"Oh my god... that's too much strength!!"
"It's fortunate that no one was injured."
“…………”
There are all kinds of discussions in the live broadcast room.
[Luckily Xia Xia reacted quickly, I really thought I was going to get hit.]
[Does anyone find it strange? He jumped up when he could have just hidden nearby.]
[What's so strange about this? If someone subconsciously moves to the side, someone else must be subconsciously moving upward. Maybe they have been doing similar training privately recently, otherwise they wouldn't react so quickly.]
[Yi Lixiao is a bit irresponsible, he doesn't care about his own child. 】
[It’s true. It’s okay for adults to get hit, but it may not be the case for children.]
[Hahahahaha I'm the only one paying attention to the point that being sat on to death is too funny.]
[So the question is, does a sheep that dies sitting taste better? Or is it more expensive? ]
【…………】
At the scene, some people no longer cared about the camera or not.
Yi Lixiao had also been hit by a sheep before, and his body was covered in sand and blood, making him look a little disheveled, but his running speed was not much slower than that of the sheep just now.
He picked up Yi Jingchen who had been put on the ground and looked very scared. He kept saying sorry. The worried child was fine and even comforted his father in a proper manner.
After the expression on Yi Lixiao's face eased a little, he pulled Yan Xia aside and said a bunch of words of thanks to them, expressing them from the bottom of his heart.
Listening to Yan Xia, he felt that he had not just pushed someone in front of the sheep, but rather pulled someone back from the edge of a cliff.
They pushed and pulled for a while, and the sheep that fell to the ground was dragged back to its original place. The chaotic scene returned to normal, and they soon moved on to the skinning stage.
Feng Lele, who had been watching closely in front, retreated to Yan Xia's side at some point, his tone excited and his eyes sincere.
"How do you jump so high? Can you teach me?"
Compared with the little goat before, the big goat obviously has a stronger impact force.
How to teach this?
Yan Xia was silent for two seconds, and then solemnly recounted the daily routine of the basic training of Boy's Kung Fu that he had searched out from his sea of consciousness.
Naturally, it only takes a few words to go from getting started to giving up.
The little fat boy returned to watching the slaughter of the sheep with relish, as if the person who asked the question before was not him.
The audience in the live broadcast room were deeply moved by what they heard. They felt that he was so determined at such a young age and would definitely achieve great things in the future.
The discussion was very heartfelt. Who would have thought that the child in question's plan for the future was simply to start a new life?
Yan Xia couldn't see the comments in the live broadcast room. All he saw now was the fresh lamb skewers.
Although the weather suddenly changed and there were many problems early in the morning, it was not a big deal compared to the whole lamb feast at noon.
Several chefs in the B&B are locals and are very good at local specialties. Some sheep may be just sheep when they are alive, but after they die, they can become...
Spicy lamb trotters, lamb skewers, braised lamb chops...
Yan Xia was enjoying his meal so much that he didn't notice that his goat jump video had been edited and became a trending topic.
It’s still the same blogger who carefully analyzed his last burst of glory. In the era of traffic, the main focus is on fast information. It is not uncommon for what happened in the morning to be edited out at noon.
The video was labeled a childhood game, and the comments section included comments from both those who had watched the live broadcast and those who had not.
【??? Your childhood and my childhood seem different.】
[I’ve been so busy lately that I don’t have time to watch the new episode. Our Xia Xia is showing off his Shaolin-like Kung Fu again. ]
[He pushed his friend away immediately. This kid is good at dealing with people [Like][Like][Like]]
【Yi Lixiao really needs to thank them very much. 】
[I remember that this little guest died? ]
[Wow, how long has the internet been offline? That’s just nonsense made up by an unscrupulous blogger.]
[He's a good candidate for high jump, @Track and Field Official, please come recruit. ]
…
The harmless hot search made Yan Xia a little active again, but it had no impact and the program team did not deal with it.
It was dark, and the first day of recording was coming to an end. The person who was the subject of the hot search was taking a shower in the room while discussing life topics with Brother Fo, such as...
Do some of the R&D personnel in the bureau have no childhood?
As the main person in charge of Yan Xia's anthropomorphic project, Brother Fo must be familiar with the lives of the project team members, and he immediately carried out fair mediation.
[Namo Amitabha]: "Your childhood and his childhood may be different."
So people may not have intended to set it up this way, they just understood it literally.
Yan Xia smeared bubbles all over herself, and while washing herself clean, her focus also went a little off.
[Another person]: "Is there anyone who had the same childhood as me?"
[Namo Amitabha]: "No."
[Another person]: "Isn't that three thousand Hamlets in three thousand worlds?"
The personnel in the bureau are diverse, and not everyone understands all the world's cultural components.
【Namo Amitabha】: "So it needs to be tested."
As a test subject, and one who volunteered, Yan Xia felt a little weird.
[Another person]: "[Buddha failed to lose weight, it turns out that he had a big head.jpg]"
【Namo Amitabha】: "[Monks do not tell lies but they lie to others.gif]"
They were all people with nothing to do at the moment, and they fought with each other with emoticons for several rounds. Yan Xia saved the ones he didn't have, and when he wanted to post more, Brother Fo had already started to summarize this bug.
Just when Yan Xia was about to take a closer look, she suddenly felt something was wrong in the bathroom. Why did the water turn red while she was washing? ?
Another drop of blood fell on the ground with a "tick-tock" sound. Yan Xia raised his hand to wipe it and found that he had been bleeding from the nose without knowing when.
The entire back of his hand and the corners of his mouth were covered in blood, and blood was dripping from his little nose with no sign of stopping.
Yan Xia turned off the water, wrapped herself in a towel and ran out of the bathroom.
Inside the room, Yan Ji turned around and saw...
His child had blood sticking to his hands and mouth. If you didn't know better, you would have thought he was eating the child in the bathroom.
Yan Ji: “…………”
The child was stunned for less than a second before Yan Ji quickly got some paper for him.
The two of them were busy wiping and washing for more than a minute.
At this time, outside the open door, the little fat boy passed by, stopped when he saw this, and lay down at the door.
"Yan Xia, you're also having a nosebleed? My dad just had one too, why are you all having one? I'm not!"
"Dad said you ate too much mutton. You should eat less next time." said the little fat boy whose belly was bloated with food.
Yan Xia, who had indeed eaten a lot at noon and in the evening, remained silent.
This anthropomorphic project is always very strict in some unnecessary places, such as changing teeth and getting a sore throat after eating too much mutton.
The fat boy who was just passing by and had something to do didn't need his friend to reply. He just gave instructions like a concerned adult and ran away.
In the room, Yan Xia was still trying to stop the bleeding with the help of his brother.
Maybe because there were no beautiful scenery in today's recording, Director Shang did not deliberately make things difficult for the guests about food. Although the beautiful scenery is not there, the delicious food is there, which is also a way to attract the audience.
The consequence of having a large lunch and dinner is that his mutton intake is indeed seriously exceeded the limit, especially for a body like his that was raised by following the book.
Yan Xia was still dealing with it when Brother Fo, who hadn't received a reply in a long time in his sea of consciousness, sent a question.
[Namo Amitabha]: "?? He became a Buddha instantly?"
Yan Xia lowered his head and heard the new message: "…………"
[Another person]: "Stop the bleeding."
[Namo Amitabha]: "Let me see what happened. It can't be that he was so angry that he vomited blood, right?"
This little bug shouldn't be a problem. It's fine even when I'm spinning and jumping. I'm just jumping on the spot, not taking off from the spot.
“…………”
Yan Xia didn't reply. Anyway, anyone could tell what was going on just by looking at the data.
As expected, after the nosebleed stopped, Yan Xia's consciousness entered the sea of consciousness, and he saw Brother Fo's advice to eat less meat.
[Another person]: "[Advising people to eat vegetarian food makes gods and Buddhas angry.jpg]"
The Buddhist guy who was preparing to convert to Buddhism said he had nothing to say about this. He just said he would contact him if he had any questions and then left.
Yan Xia stared at the dialog box and read the other party's bug summary, saying that all such problematic areas had been found.
If there are similar worlds at future test points, there will be no more problems.
All I can say is that he is worthy of being called Brother Buddha who traded his hair for a career. He is indeed very efficient. Yan Xia exited the sea of consciousness with satisfaction and had a good night's sleep.
The next day, nature returned the vastness to the desert and the weather was great.
The sky is a deep blue, with only a few white clouds floating by occasionally to embellish it.
In the morning, the accompanying PD came over and gave a brief introduction to today's recording process. We would walk along the scenic spots and be outdoors all day.
Yesterday's camel caravan set off together, and there were also a few little camels following their mother closely, which was very cute.
The departure team was just as spectacular as when we first arrived, and even more spectacular was the picturesque scenery, the kind that would shock you no matter how many times you see it and never get tired of it.
The group walked and stopped along the way, and of course enjoyed the smoothness of the sand. Unfortunately, the happiness was very short-lived. It took five minutes to slide down and half an hour to climb up.
When the large group arrived at a transit rest area, Director Shang arranged a small lunch game. Compared with yesterday's meals, the food provided could only be considered as side dishes.
The excuse is that I had a lot of tonic yesterday, so I eat some vegetarian food today to nourish my body.
It was so simple that it was like returning to the countryside. In the end, the few groups together won some instant food and two bags of sweet potatoes.
But no one said anything, and some even thought it was funny.
Now that you are in the desert, the trip would be incomplete if you don’t light a few fires and roast some potatoes and sweet potatoes.
After much waiting and waiting, the lunch location was chosen in a place with a large flat area. Besides the geographical location, it would not make people too tired to walk.
The most important thing is that there are several dead trees nearby, so there is free firewood.
Yan Xia drank the last sip of water, put the bottle into his small backpack, and followed the little boys who were collecting firewood.
“Did these trees die because there was no water?”
“How did they survive before?”
"At what age will you die of thirst?"
In the firewood collecting team, the children had a lot of questions, and they kept talking with their hands and mouths, with their little butts sticking out.
Sometimes they don’t need anyone to answer them, they just ask whatever they think of, without any limits.
When Yan Xia ran to pick up the second bundle, Feng Lele got closer to the pile of firewood before him, squatted on the ground with his eyes wide open, pointed at a small corner and asked, "What is this?"
Yan Xia didn't understand why, so he moved closer and indeed found a small thing inside.
"A lizard."
Feng Lele's voice softened as he spoke: "Isn't that a lizard? It's different from what I saw on TV. It's so small."
Not only was it small, but it also ran very fast. The one inside seemed to have noticed someone approaching. When Feng Lele was about to grab it to find out what was going on, it seemed as if there were motors installed on its feet, and it disappeared in a flash.
It was only after it ran out that Yan Xia discovered that there was another one next to the big log. It panicked and passed through the palm of his hand holding the wood. Yan Xia subconsciously tightened his grip, and the little lizard lost its freedom.
Feng Lele was still looking at the one that ran away with regret, but when he turned around, he found that his friend had one in his hand.
Those big eyes lit up instantly.
Feng Lele: “!!!!”
"That's amazing! How did you catch it? Can you show it to me?!"
Yan Xia had no interest in this little thing and stretched out his hand.
"Just take a look and let it go."
When Xiaoxin took it, the flesh on the little fat boy's cheeks felt excited. Yan Xia took the firewood back and came back, and he was still squatting on the ground watching.
When Yan Xia started picking up the trash again, Feng Jianxian, who was not far away, saw that his child had not moved for a long time, so he walked over.
"What are you doing, sweetie?"
Feng Lele smiled brightly: "I'm looking at a small thing."
Feng Jianxian stepped forward quickly: "What little thing?"
Feng Lele put her hands behind her back and smiled like a flower of the motherland: "Dad, stretch out your hand, I'll show you."
Feng Jianxian was completely defenseless towards his own child. He spread out his big palm, showing all his trust.
Yan Xia, who was standing aside, had a bad feeling and retreated in advance, preparing to cover his ears.
As he expected, when Feng Lele put his hand on Feng Jianxian's, the pupils of the always loving old father suddenly dilated...
Feng Jianxian: “????”
Feng Jianxian: “!!!!”
A scream rang out the next second: "Ah ...
What's even more terrible is that the little guy, who had briefly lost his freedom, became even more dizzy when running away, and climbed straight up along Feng Jianxian's arm.
In just a few seconds, a middle-aged father not only sang dolphin sounds but also performed a tap dance. The speed at which his feet moved seemed like sand heated by high temperature.
The double □□ kept overlapping and the hands were dancing like demons.
This ghost-like posture immediately attracted everyone's attention.
"What's wrong with Lao Feng?"
"Did you get bit by something?"
"Oh my god, are you okay?!"
The other guests came from all directions, talking at once.
As a spectator who witnessed the whole process, I also have a lot to say.
[Hahahahaha, I am both angry and funny, what is going on? ? ]
[If I were on his body, I could jump higher than him. ]
【What a naughty child. 】
[I won’t say that my son has done this before. It is no exaggeration to say that the voice-activated lights in the corridors of more than 20 floors were all turned on by me that night.]
【!!! Ahhh, the sense of immersion is so strong that I want to jump up and down too.】
[If I bet on a bag of spicy noodles, the fat guy will get beaten. ]
【Then I'll take two packs, bet it won't happen. 】
…
It turns out that when a kind father is frightened into looking like he is performing a ritual, some little fat kids' butts can get bruised.
The other groups of guests who did not witness the lizard's possession arrived quickly, so they were able to watch the entire slapping process.
The little fat boy's crying sounded similar to the dolphin sound his father just made.
They are equally passionate and loud-voiced, and we can only say that they are worthy of being father and son.
Yan Xia, who seemed to have participated a little, quietly retreated to the fire and added large firewood into it. Burnt spark charcoal was needed to roast potatoes and sweet potatoes.
When the children's prank came to an end, the fire was burning brightly.
When Yan Xia turned around to continue getting firewood, her eyes met directly with a fluffy thing, one of the baby camels following its mother.
I don’t know if it was attracted by the farce here, but its big eyes looked left and right, and then…
Dive into the fire.
"Hey!!" Yan Xia quickly saved the head with his quick eyes and hands.
But the little thing didn't appreciate it at all. It jumped on its front hooves and rushed forward again.
Yan Xia: “…………”
It can be seen that this place is full of stubborn people.
The little camel was being held back, and its head was filled with stubbornness, as if its entire body was filled with...
Today I have to show my filial piety to everyone!
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