Chapter 28 Weird Kid 28
Yan Xia intercepted the little camel's head from the fire for the second time.
Because Feng Lele's powerful operation brought people together, no one ran to collect firewood at this moment. They just stood by the fires, chatting and enjoying the little fat boy sobbing.
The movement on Yan Xia's side was not big, but it was also very obvious.
Yi Jingchen ran over and said in a cute tone, "Why does it keep trying to get into the fire?"
Her little brows were furrowed together, and she looked really confused, even though the fire was so hot.
Yan Xia pondered: "Maybe he wants to be spanked too."
If it were a human baby, the parents would probably have already done it by now.
"Ah!!", Yi Jingchen covered his little butt and frowned even more tightly.
"Spanking hurts."
As he spoke, he looked at Feng Lele, who was squatting on the ground a few meters away and looked like he was cosplaying as a mushroom.
Yan Xia glanced sideways, not realizing that he had so much experience at such a young age.
I don’t know if it understood or had enough fun, but the little camel ran around again and then came back to cuddle with its mother.
The mother camel lowered her head and sniffed hard several times, probably because she didn't understand why her cub had a burnt smell.
The pile of dry firewood burned very quickly, mixed with some hot mud and sand, and the sweet potatoes and potatoes were buried tightly in the pile of sparks. Everything was ready and they just had to wait to be cooked.
The amount burned in one go was definitely not enough to cook the raw grains, so the group of people who had just gathered together dispersed again, leaving only one or two people staring at the fire.
Yan Xia was held by the hand by Yi Jingchen to keep up with the pace of the main group, with a silent little fat boy following behind him.
More than ten minutes passed, and some of the fat kids with bruised butts were still immersed in sadness and hadn't come out.
The father and son who used to be so close to each other are now like the water in the well or the river. If you go east, I go west; if you go in front, I go behind.
Of course, this is just one-sided from the perspective of the little fat boy.
Feng Jianxian still looked back at his child from time to time.
After the slap in the face for scaring the boy out of his mind, Feng Jianxian gave him a verbal lecture using facts and reason.
But looking at the fat boy's angry state, he probably didn't hear much.
Yan Xia chose a nearby dead tree stump that had never been picked up before. The three children just stuck their butts out and said nothing.
I don’t know if these small desert creatures all like to stay in tree stumps. Yan Xia had just picked up a big one when a lizard quickly crawled past his feet.
Passing by his feet, he headed towards Feng Lele.
Yan Xia turned his head and saw the little fat boy excitedly took two steps forward, then retreated with restraint.
Yan Xia smiled. It seemed that the child had listened to his father's teachings.
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Half an hour later, a dozen people finally had this primitive lunch in the wild. The food came out of several campfires and the quality was uneven.
Some are crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, cooked to perfection.
Yes, it is not wrong to say that it is a piece of carbon.
Several children sat together in a row. Yan Xia broke open a fragrant roasted sweet potato and gave the part with less skin to Yi Jingchen.
Four-year-olds are always taken care of more in the team.
Next to him, Feng Lele was rolling a potato on the ground. It was not too hot, so he broke it open...
Half of the inside was pitch black, and it looked like there was still a core left that could be eaten.
Then, surrounded by several friends, Feng Lele closed the potato again and ran happily to give it to Feng Jianxian.
Yan Xia: “…………”
Very happy and filial.
Feng Jianxian didn't mind and ate it with a smile.
A few minutes later, the fat boy awkwardly shared half of the perfectly baked cake with his old father.
Yan Xia just sat on the sand, eating small potatoes and drinking mineral water, looking at the father and son with interest, feeling like he had watched an episode of a parent-child TV series.
The happy ending is over, let’s throw flowers.
When he turned around, he found that his brother was also watching with him. Their eyes met, and Yan Xia seemed to be thinking, could it be that his brother also wanted a son?
Come to think of it, considering the time he spent in the bureau, his brother is also a bona fide golden bachelor.
Yan Xia lowered his head, peeled a baked sweet potato, and handed it to Yan Ji, pinching the last bit of skin with his little fingers.
Yan Ji looked at the little hands that had become dirty from peeling so many fruits. The fingers were black with a mixture of wood ash and sand.
Yan Ji: “…………”
Yan Ji: “No need.”
Yan Xia: “Oh.”
A mysophobia person doesn't deserve to have a son! Not... a younger brother!
His brother doesn't eat it, so he eats it himself.
No matter how dirty wood ash is, it can be used as medicine.
Yan Xia was eating with big mouthfuls when he realized that his brother was not looking at the atmosphere between the father and son at all, but at Feng Jianxian's face which was dirtier than that of some children.
Thanks to the charcoal-like potato of the little fat boy, the corners of Feng Jianxian's mouth were all black.
As an adult, it is indeed a bit unrefined.
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After an open-air lunch, except for a few people who were more particular, everyone else was dirty, and the children were generally slightly better than others.
Their hands and faces were all covered with food, like a group of little cats coming back from digging coal, the kind that can still be washed.
After the fire was completely extinguished and they rested for about twenty minutes, the large group moved forward again in a mighty manner.
Due to the sudden change in weather yesterday, the attractions that were originally planned to be visited in two days were compressed into today.
Daily parent-child programs have become like a check-in tour group.
Fortunately, the scenery along the way was worth the sightseeing trip.
When there was only a quarter of the return journey left, the sun was setting.
Camels walking, desert sunset, every static frame can be used as a wallpaper.
It's a pity that some people don't like static.
Shang Changming brought a small stool and sat on the high sand slope, saying that everyone's accommodation rooms needed to be reallocated.
On the last night of departure, some big directors still want to stir up trouble.
The adults who raised objections had no idea that he would have done it yesterday if the weather hadn't changed suddenly.
The redistribution method is very simple. Everyone will have three rounds of competition, and the two families with the lowest rankings will have to sleep in tents tonight.
Children don’t know what worry feels like. Desert, open air, and tent sound so cool!
The two were extremely excited, and they didn't look like losers going there, but more like they had to win the game to get the only two spots.
As a mature system, Yan Xia was no longer at the age where he thought living in a tent was cool. He pricked up his ears and listened carefully to Director Shang reading out the rules of the game.
The first game is simple, the classic sandbag toss.
On a large flat open space, the program crew had already drawn a large square with edges, and the people in charge of throwing the balls were a few local people who were leading camels.
If someone is hit and eliminated during the game, they can also transform into an attacker, stand outside the border and throw others.
The points are ranked in the order in which both people in a family are eliminated.
Before the game was about to begin, Yan Xia stretched his arms and legs idly, and by the way, he heard several voices. They were parents explaining the rules of the game in detail to children who did not understand them.
The theme revolves around the fact that you can sleep in a tent at any time, but today Dad is tired and wants to sleep in a bed.
Following Zun's instructions was very useful. At the beginning of the game, everyone was full of energy. Of course, it might also be the strange desire to win that was at work.
I don’t want to lose, and I don’t want my dad to lose either.
As the oldest and slowest brother among everyone, Feng Jianxian was naturally the first to be eliminated.
The fat boy was so anxious that he showed a look of disappointment, as if he was looking at a son who did not do well in academics and did not know how to improve himself.
The sandbags flew in the air, and after more than a dozen rounds, four more people were eliminated.
Except for little Yi Jingchen who was too weak to hit anyone, everyone was having a lot of fun throwing the balls, which was much more enjoyable than when they were hiding inside.
Yan Xia made a nimble flash and turned around in time, and the sandbag fell into the hands of Feng Jianxian on the opposite side. The bright smile on his face did not look like a man in his fifties, but more like a fifteen-year-old boy.
Stay young forever and be strong throughout your life.
Then Yan Xia stood there and watched Feng Jianxian, who received the sandbag, throw it into the crowd without even looking at it, smiling, obviously having a lot of fun.
As a result... it hit the fat boy's belly.
Seeing that it was his father throwing the ball, Feng Lele didn’t even think about hiding: “????”
Feng Jianxian reacted: "!!!"
People around: “…………”
Live broadcast room: [What a great sacrifice for the sake of justice. 】
The smile on Feng Jianxian's face shifted to other people. He clasped his hands together and wanted to apologize, but Feng Lele, who was eliminated by his father, didn't give him any chance at all.
He turned around and ran towards the border opposite Feng Jianxian, and shouted something aggrieved and angrily before leaving.
"I'm never playing with you again!!!"
In the world of children, not playing with you is a big deal.
Feng Jianxian ran across the open space to the fat boy, bent down and apologized in a low voice.
The distance was a bit far, and Yan Xia didn't hear clearly what was said.
I just felt very satisfied after watching it. I didn’t expect that this parent-child themed TV series would have a sequel.
I don’t know whether the little fat boy was coaxed or not, but the game has to go on. After another person was eliminated, Yan Xia’s group was the only one left with two people from the family still on the field.
Yan Xia was feeling very happy, but he didn't expect that his joy would turn into tragedy the next second. When the sandbag was about to hit him, he bumped into his brother.
It took less than a second to react. A sandbag came flying towards him from a low altitude. Yan Xia was quick-witted and hung on his brother's waist like a little koala. He hugged the tight and strong waist tightly with both hands and curled up his legs to the maximum height.
Then, the sandbag hit Yan Ji's calf.
Feng Lele, who successfully hit someone, jumped up and down, no longer looking angry as he did when he was eliminated by his father.
People around: “…………”
Live broadcast room:
[Can this also be considered a case of sacrificing one's own relatives for the sake of justice? ]
【Have I seen this scene somewhere before? 】
[Hahahahaha, Xia Xia also used this to hang up on Lele's dad before.]
【I remember the time when Lele ran and vomited. 】
[Hahahahaha, I was probably a koala in my previous life.]
Amid Feng Lele's laughter, Yan Xia looked up and gave his brother a smile that said, "It's better to die than to be alone."
Yan Ji didn't say anything.
Yan Xia continued to laugh: "Are you also going to say you don't want to play with me anymore?"
Yan Ji: “…………”
Yan Ji: "Come down."
Yan Xia let out an "oh" and slid down his waist.
After coming down, he found that there were two small footprints on his brother's pants.
Yan Xia looked guilty, no wonder he didn't want to talk.
Yan Ji patted his pants and joined the attacking team.
One of them seemed to have a flash buff inside the line, and the other made a precise attack outside the line, successfully taking the first place.
The first game had only been over for two minutes when Shang Changming immediately started reading the second one.
Compared to the first game which tests flexibility, the second game seems a bit metaphysical.
Six families need to choose one camel from the camel fleet, and the choice cannot be changed.
Then let six camels stand on the same starting line and race.
During the game, you can use delicious food to lure the camel to the finish line, or you can shout loudly to bet on whether it can understand human words.
Except that you can't drive them with a stick or lead them with a rope...
Apart from close-range driving methods like these, there are no other restrictions.
It sounds interesting, the children holding their fathers' hands walking in the camel team, seriously commenting on each one...
This one’s eyes are a bit small. Will it be unable to see the road?
This camel's hump is crooked and it looks like it has an unstable center of balance. We can't keep it!
This head is hairless, I guess he is quite old and definitely can’t run!
…
Fortunately they didn't understand, otherwise they might have fled together by now.
Yan Xia chose a petite and very agile female camel. There were several female camels in the team. They were small in size and were not used to carry people. They were just there to follow along and watch the wind.
The camel selection process lasted about a quarter of an hour. Not only Yan Xia, but also Dong Laixi and Yuan Xiao selected the female camel.
Before the game started, a few kids were cheering for their team's camels like victorious generals showing off their trophies.
Some people said that his camel was so tall and big that it could run with one stride equivalent to two steps.
Some people also argue that concentration is the essence. If it is too big, it will be heavy and will definitely not be able to run. Only small ones can run fast.
The former friends have become rivals, and neither is willing to give in, waiting for the competition to begin to see the truth.
With the whistle of Director Shang, the result is...
They all stood there motionless.
With his head held high, his eyes were calm.
The live broadcast room laughed:
[Camel: I don’t understand what these humans are doing. I’ll wait and see.]
[You guys keep arguing, if you make a move, I lose [light up a cigarette][light up a cigarette][light up a cigarette]]
【If you don't move, you are a cuckold. 】
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The few kids who had sworn to be the most capable ones they had chosen became anxious.
Feng Lele took a small piece of cactus from the camel driver and stood at a distance, looking at his camel, "Lololol..."
Feng Jianxian: "That's not how you call it, darling?"
Feng Lele paused: "Then..."
“Giggle, giggle, giggle??”
Everyone: “…………”
Is that right?
The overly tall camel stood there motionless, with a look in his eyes that seemed to say: You are the chicken, your whole family is chickens! !
Some people have typical childish thinking, very naive and cute, and cutely persuade: "Why don't you run for a while? I'll give you candy when you get to the end~" In the eyes of a four-year-old child, giving candy is a very good reward.
He can't eat it every day.
Unfortunately, some animals don't know what sugar is.
While several families were coming up with their own unique strategies, Yan Xia had already left the crowd. He didn't walk far before he brought the little camel with the fuzzy hair on its head over.
He put his arms around the little camel's neck and stood outside the finish line.
Yan Xia said to the motionless female camel: "Hmph, hmph, if you don't come over, I will kill it!!"
Female camel: “!!!”
The camel kid was stupid: "???"
Something seems wrong?
But it doesn’t matter, it’s fun to rub against humans!
The female camel moved, and quite quickly.
A few kids who were still thinking about the temptation of delicious food: "??!!!"
Learned it!!
Dong Laixi and Yuan Xiao, who also chose a female camel, followed suit and caught a baby camel to stand next to Yan Xia.
"Huff, huff!"
"Hmph!"
"Chichi hum!"
Dong Laixi: "Why is mine useless?"
The distance of the race was not very far to begin with, and Yan Xia had already let go of the cub in his hand when the mother camel was about to arrive. It was just the camel's behavior, not that he really wanted to kill the cub. He was afraid that if he got angry, the mother would give him a kick, and that would be counterproductive.
So Yan Xia, who had already won, was at ease and patiently instructed the child: "Maybe you tied it wrong."
If he is not someone else’s child, of course it will not work.
Dong Laixi wanted to say more, but before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by Yuan Xiao. The little girl said in a hurry: "Hold mine too!"
Then it ran away like the wind, apparently intending to capture the other cubs as well.
Yuan Yankai followed behind with a smile to help.
In a short while, everyone was here except for the confused kid Yan Xia had kidnapped before.
The main point is that a quantitative change leads to a qualitative change. Although they can't recognize which one it is, there is always one that is right.
Sure enough, the camel mothers were still very concerned about their cubs, and the camels chosen by the two people reached the finish line one after another.
Now there were only three other tall and big male camels left, some of them were meditating in place, while others were walking slowly in the wrong direction.
What are the Cubs? What are the races?
If you don’t know, it’s more fun to just step on the sand.
Several groups of guests were so anxious that they wished they could run for them themselves.
In the end, the entire game lasted more than twenty minutes, even though it only took less than thirty seconds.
Feng Lele once again showed the expression of being disappointed in someone, but this time the target was a different one.
After all the noise, although some people were not satisfied with the result, the audience in the live broadcast room was quite happy to watch it.
Seeing that the sun was about to set completely, Director Shang directly announced the last game and they would play it after returning to the B&B.
During the journey, Feng Lele didn't ride the camel out of spite because he lost the game, just like two kids who got bored while playing a game.
Unfortunately, it was one-sided on his part.
The little fat boy once again showed everyone that his most powerful way of threatening is... I don't want to play with you anymore.
On the other hand, the winners were very relaxed and humming tunes happily all the way. As a result, they found that when they started the third game, the people who were ranked lower in the rankings united!
In the yard in front of the B&B, the headlights of the program crew made it seem like noon, even though the sky had already turned gray.
The third game is simpler and has been played in most kindergarten parent-child sports games.
Parents’ multi-party tug-of-war competition.
Dads need to put the hoop in their hands on their children, anywhere on the body.
The child stands in a fixed place with a line drawn there. He can stretch his arms and legs, but part of him must remain within the line.
Before the game started, some parents whose children were ranked lower in the standings began to discuss countermeasures.
The most comprehensive one at the moment is a family with a real system and fake children.
The second is Dong Laixi and his temporary father Ying Yangyi.
Young idols have the upper hand in terms of age and physical strength.
The countermeasure finally discussed was simple and crude, that is, these two groups must not be allowed to get the top rankings anymore, otherwise the groups behind them would really have no chance at all.
In public, the game was blatantly changed to 2V4.
Yan Xia traced the line on the ground with his toes, without any panic, and gave his brother an encouraging and affirmative look.
With a domineering butt, he must also have the standard strong waist of a male dog.
Of course no problem!
Yan Ji met his gaze: “…………”
Dong Lai Xi, who was standing not far in front of Yan Xia, seemed a little worried.
The game started with a familiar whistle. The other four groups that had agreed to play 4V2, the atmosphere of unity instantly collapsed in a second.
We agreed that we should all work in the same direction, but why should we work in the direction of your kid?
A middle-aged man who has always been strong: One second ago, we were good teammates. The next second, I won and that’s the real win!!
In another direction, Yan Ji indeed demonstrated his extraordinary waist strength, and was about to put the trap on Yan Xia’s outstretched little arm.
But the four groups that had already collapsed reacted again.
Always be strong and always be adaptable.
Yan Xia had stretched out his arms and even thought of a pose to celebrate his victory, but he could only watch his brother being pulled away and then stopped moving forward.
The physical strength of young men should not be underestimated. For a long time afterwards, with the cheers of the little guys, the game was temporarily deadlocked even though it was 2V4.
As time goes by, the physical strength of some older people declines significantly faster.
Yan Xia watched his brother move towards him little by little and felt that he should do something too.
Yan Xia tentatively stretched his legs forward, leaving one foot inside the line.
The two men looked at each other in the air for a second, and then Yan Ji suddenly exerted force, and Yan Xia quickly followed, and stepped forward in a standard straight line, catching the ring that his brother had put on with his toes.
But...
At the same time, there was a loud "crackling" sound.
Yan Xia's victorious smile froze on his face.
Under the extremely bright light, a pair of khaki overalls could not withstand the force of its owner's steps.
It split at the crotch.
It’s open.
.
At the same time, Patrick's pink panties were revealed.
Yan Xia's pupils dilated and his expression became stiff.
"????"
“!!!!!!”
"I &%￥@*!!!"
The sudden situation attracted everyone's attention and the game was paused immediately.
The stiff body that had been down for several seconds suddenly regained its flexibility, and Yan Xia jumped up...
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The laughter of the crowd resounded throughout the yard.
Live broadcast room:
[Hahahahahaha my pants are torn!!]
[It's so funny, the crack is really big, how much force must be used! ]
[These pants are of poor quality. Baby, come to me. I have money and can buy you expensive ones.]
【hhhhhhhh didn't anyone notice the pink panties? 】
[What's wrong with pink? We tough guys all wear pink in private!!]
…
Amidst the laughter, Yan Xia fell into a strong embrace.
Yan Ji picked the person up and used his arms to help cover it.
Yan Xia said she was very touched, but...
He even heard his brother laughing out loud!!!
At the same time, little Yi Jingchen also took action. His cute little face looked like he had discovered a new world and he ran over directly.
"Xiao Xia, you are wearing stars, and I am wearing SpongeBob!"
“We’re dressed like friends!!”
After saying that, he reached out to pull down his pants to prove what he said.
But Yi Lixiao who came over stopped him, "Be good, no, no, you have to wear your pants outside."
Yan Xia, whose pants were not in good condition: “…………”
Destroy it!
He didn't want to do this task anymore.
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