Chapter 34 Weird Kid 34
A brand new Monday.
After the kidnapping incident, Yan Xia picked up her schoolbag and went to school again.
As soon as I entered the door, I received warm greetings from my classmates. Since the class hadn't started yet, Yan Xia told everyone a heart-wrenching and thrilling story like a storyteller in a teahouse.
Of course, he blurred the details of what happened, and also interspersed some tips on first aid in emergencies in the story.
Well, I feel like today is another successful day.
When the story reached the end, his desk mate came over with a serious face.
Yan Xia, who was still talking incessantly, suddenly had his eyes light up.
Shang Yue paused.
Here it comes, that look again.
The brain that could solve advanced mathematics couldn't understand why his deskmate felt as if he had seen a mountain of gold when he saw him after that day.
He had only seen this kind of look when a distant relative of his won more than 10 million in lottery.
Naked and ecstatic.
It was obvious that this person used to just stare blankly with lifeless eyes in the classroom.
How could a seven-year-old primary school student imagine that, while others only seemed to be in a daze, several movies were actually playing in their heads.
After Shang Yue sat down in his seat, the class bell rang at the same time, and several classmates left with regret.
The teacher was already standing on the podium, but Yan Xia was still staring at the clever little head next to him with curiosity.
He succeeded in making the person shudder, and then he looked away.
When the teacher started to explain the drowsy addition and subtraction again, Yan Xia's thoughts had already drifted overseas.
Thinking that he actually doesn't have much time left in this world.
Last night, his brother received a call from the production team and was going to record the last episode of the variety show in two days.
After finishing the recording and dealing with the follow-up matters, he can leave in style.
Thinking of this, Yan Xia shook his short legs. He was looking forward to the new self of the eight-foot-tall man! !
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The two days passed quickly.
The place for recording this time is in Hengdian, which is very close to Ningxiu City and can be reached by car.
The recording of the last episode is a little different from the previous five episodes. There will be no live broadcast in the afternoon or evening, and the recording will start in the morning.
In the evening, as soon as Yan Xia arrived at the hotel, he received the same enthusiastic attention as in the previous two days, even though they had called to express their regards as soon as the incident happened.
I also received a soft and loving kiss and hug from little Yi Jingchen.
The child didn’t know how dangerous it was, he just knew that his favorite brother Xiao Xia met a bad guy a few days ago.
"The bad guys are so annoying. As a punishment, they will not have any candy to eat in the future." The child solemnly and angrily announced what he thought was the most severe punishment.
Yan Xia was so cute that she pinched the child's face.
Feng Lele also joined in and put forward his own point of view: "Adults don't like to eat candy, you should punish them by confiscating their mobile phones."
Yuan Xiao continued, "This punishment is severe. Adults can't live without their phones. My dad holds his phone every day at home. If my mom can't get him to wash the dishes, she can just snatch his phone away."
Among the adults, Yuan Yankai, whose family status was exposed by his leaky little cotton-padded jacket, chuckled twice to hide his embarrassment, and his family status was clearly revealed in his laughter.
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After chatting in the corridor for a while, everyone took their children back to their rooms because they had to get up early the next day.
If there is no recording at night, there is no need to allocate rooms, as they are all standard rooms in the hotel.
The next morning, the program team provided a wake-up service, and Yan Xia woke up after his eight-hour sleep.
I haven't even washed up yet, but the accompanying PD notified me to gather first.
One by one, they were brought to the hotel lobby with messy hair, where a group of staff were already sitting and the cameras were on.
I don’t know if the theme of this episode is to be realistic. Some people’s eyes are swollen, and some people don’t even notice that the buttons of their pajamas are buttoned crookedly.
Yan Xia also smoothed her hair, facing the camera with her little face, and was very confident about her natural appearance, even though the child had not worn any makeup at all during the previous recording.
Among the staff, Director Shang took out an extremely familiar lottery bucket and said that they were going to draw the recording identity for this episode.
Each family sent their own children forward, and Yan Xia calmly pulled out the last piece of paper that was stacked together.
He hadn't even opened it yet, but someone had already read out the first few groups that were drawn.
"A scholar preparing for his exams at home and his lively and lovely little son."
"Let me see what I have. Wow! A big beggar begging on the road and his beggar son. Why does even a beggar have a wife? The wife is willing to give birth to a son for him."
“Hahahaha that’s a good question.”
"Hey! I am the housekeeper and the maid's daughter of the mansion."
When Yan Xia's little finger was about to tear the last bit, Yuan Xiao, who was standing beside him, heard what her father said and suddenly jumped up happily: "The general and his son! Then I am the little general, right?"
Is this gender-specific?
Yan Xia suddenly had a bad feeling. You know, there were two girls among them. If Yuan Xiao didn't get the prize...
The next second, the bad premonition came true. Yan Xia saw that the ID card he drew clearly read "A wealthy businessman and his daughter".
Yan Xia: “…………”
Well, as for a young lady or something like that, a man of eight feet tall doesn't really want to control her.
But looking at Yuan Xiao who was jumping up and down because she was about to cosplay as a little general, and then looking at Director Shang's gloating smile, Yan Xia could only convince himself that it was the last episode anyway.
When the world changes, we can pretend that nothing happened without seeing it.
It's just women's clothing. As someone who has worn open-crotch pants, there's nothing to be afraid of.
After preparing myself mentally, I followed the group to the dressing room.
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In the large dressing room, there were many clothes hanging near the walls, and the staff told them that they could choose for themselves.
The children who had few opportunities to dress up in ancient costumes were very excited. There were even several sets of little beggar's clothes to choose from, although they all looked tattered.
Yan Xia was invited by Yin Sisi to look at the little girl's clothes, and the cameraman followed closely and pointed the camera at the two of them.
One was very lucky and got the identity of the only two little girls, and the other was very unlucky and also got the identity of the only two little girls.
It can be seen that this is how the world is. If you look at things from different angles, you will get different results.
The cameraman felt that he had captured a life lesson in action.
After all, although these two people have the same destination, their backs are visibly different.
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Yan Xia stood in front of those colorful skirts and really didn't know where to start.
Moreover, her dress as a rich lady looked much more gorgeous than the dress of Yin Sisi’s maid.
Finally, Yan Xia picked out a bright red piece from among several pink and light yellow ones. At least it looked... festive.
The dressing room is noisy. Except for the separate changing room for changing clothes, all other makeup is done in this room.
It was at this time that Yan Xia discovered that there was another very troublesome thing about drawing the identity of the little girl, which was...
His makeup takes longer than others.
I don’t know if it’s because it’s the finale, so it’s made so delicately. The quality of the wig is obviously very good. It’s not the kind that looks like a scarecrow with birds making a home when you put it on the head.
By the time Yan Xia had finally put his hair down on his head, his brother had already finished and got up to change his clothes.
Yan Xia subconsciously turned her head to check the progress of others, and then the makeup artist told her not to move in a tone like coaxing her own child.
Yan Xia, who might actually be older than the makeup artist: “…………”
Whether out of shame or cooperation, Yan Xia sat upright in the back and could only look in the direction his brother left.
A few minutes later, a handsome man in ancient costume appeared in the sight. His gorgeous black and gold robe swayed with his steps. The golden patterns shone noble under the light. The black belt bound his waist, and he looked imposing.
But the milky white jade hairpin on his head added a touch of elegance to his dominance, making him look like a rich and elegant villain.
Yan Xia's eyes lit up as he immediately fixed his sight on his eldest brother. He had seen this face for many years, but when it suddenly changed its appearance, the feeling was naturally different.
Yan Xia was surprised and raised her eyebrows subconsciously. The next second, the makeup artist, several guests sitting nearby, and Yan Ji, who walked forward, heard it...
A clear whistle.
Source of the whistle---a seven-year-old child sitting on a chair.
Yan Ji: “…………”
Yan Xia, whose mouth is faster than his brain: “…………”
Makeup artist: I want to blow one, too.
Live broadcast room:
[Hahahahahahahahaha I now declare that Xia Xia will be my substitute from now on. ]
[I fucking laughed my ass off. This is the first time I’ve seen a kid whistle at his dad.]
[Ahhhh, this man is so damn handsome!! Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, I only thought he was handsome before, but I didn't expect him to be so handsome.]
[Slurp, slurp, this collar is too tight, I really want to rip it off. ]
[Hahahahaha, I just pursed my lips subconsciously, and before I blew the air, I heard the sound. I thought I was hallucinating.]
[I just want to ask, Xia Xia, do you need a mother? If not, I will ask again tomorrow. ]
[A new way to determine whether a married man is still attractive: see if his children whistle at him.]
[Hahaha, did anyone notice that Xia Xia raised her eyebrows? I was really laughing like crazy. Raising and blowing her eyebrows together was so natural.]
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In the dressing room, the whistle was heard quite a few times because it was so clear.
Yi Jingchen said innocently: "Brother Xiaoxia looks like the little gangster on TV~"
Yan Xia: “…………”
This was just his subconscious reaction when he saw something beautiful, even though that beautiful thing was his own brother.
Yi Lixiao also changed his clothes and came over, holding his son's hand: "This only shows that your Uncle Yan is really handsome."
The other guests around were talking at once.
"I think I didn't choose the right dress. Can I change it?"
"Hahaha, are you sure it's the clothes that are the problem?"
"You won't know unless you try."
"Are these really all the beggar's clothes I have? After all, he is a beggar who once had a wife, so doesn't he have some colorful clothes?"
An image management game of "the next outfit looks best" is being performed in makeup.
And the source of all this was sitting in a chair, leisurely playing with his mobile phone.
Yan Xia glanced at himself in the mirror, then looked at his brother who exuded a unique kind of handsomeness, and felt a sense of envy for having the same person but different fates.
It was the last time they appeared in the public eye, but why were some so handsome, and some...
It seems pretty beautiful too???
Yan Xia looked at herself in the mirror again and saw that the makeup lady was already putting on the final touches on her head.
Yan Xia tilted his head slightly. It looked quite realistic.
Although the gender has changed, the beauty is still beautiful.
Especially when she changed into the bright red dress, she looked even more flamboyant and it was obvious that she was the daughter of a wealthy family.
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The costume change is finished. It took quite some time because it was so delicate.
Although I got up early, it was already time for breakfast after all the hard work. Before I even changed my clothes, the fat kid was already crying in the dressing room that he was hungry.
On the way to the hotel restaurant, Yan Xia suddenly felt something was wrong with him and he walked awkwardly.
His brief pause caught Yan Ji's attention.
When people looked at him with questioning eyes, Yan Xia paced twice and said, "It's okay."
He attributed this discomfort to the fact that he was not used to wearing a skirt for the first time.
At least that’s what he really thought before he took out the handkerchief from the napkin and uncontrollably raised his orchid finger to wipe his mouth!!
But the reality is...
When he picked up the napkin for the second time, the same posture appeared again, and his raised orchid finger gave him a sense of a lady from a noble family.
The action was repeated twice and was caught by some children at the same table.
The little fat boy laughed: "You acted quite realistically."
Little Yi Jingchen followed closely behind: "Brother Xiao Xia has become a real Sister Xiao Xia."
Yan Xia had a calm expression and coughed lightly: "Resemble it."
He even covered his mouth with his hands when he coughed lightly.
As several friends at the same table listened to the audio, some of the systems that seemed calm on the surface were actually going crazy in their minds.
"What's going on? What's going on? What's going on??"
He said that he felt a little strange when he was walking just now, and it turned out that his body was uncontrollably starting to imitate the way a girl walks.
Although sometimes there is no obvious difference in the walking posture of men and women, this is an edited program and everything is done according to the standard.
Not only did Yan Xia go crazy at his brother, he also immediately looked for Brother Fo.
Why is there a setting where the default gender is female just by wearing women's clothes? ? ?
Is this reasonable? ?
This is quite unreasonable!
The brother Fo who was called urgently happened to be online, and his words calmed people down.
[Namo Amitabha]: "There should be a switch button in the upper right corner of your sea of consciousness. Don't you see it?"
When Yan Xia heard this, he paused, concentrated and looked carefully, and found that it really was there.
There's even small text on it saying 'Current gender is female', and the switch button is below.
Without thinking twice, Yan Xia switched the action without a second's pause. When he finally picked up the tissue again without taking out the handkerchief in a gentle manner, he finally felt relieved.
This attracted several glances from the other students at the table. They thought that this kid was really particular this morning as he wiped his mouth three times while drinking porridge.
Yan Xia didn't pay attention to the looks of the other guests; his attention was focused on his sea of consciousness.
[Another person]: "Why do you still bring people to change their gender?"
[Another person]: "[Buddha's earlobes fell off in shock.gif]"
Brother Fo’s reply is well-reasoned.
[Namo Amitabha]: "We just provide this function. We did some research when designing it. Some people have this need and want to try a different life."
[Another person]: "That's really thoughtful."
[Another person]: "[Buddha is happy to get an artificial earlobe and feels great.gif]"
Brother Fo has a lot of evidence to present facts and reason.
[Namo Amitabha]: "According to the data, the world you live in has this kind of demand."
Yan Xia also has his own arguments.
[Again, a person]: "I don't have such a need."
The implication is that...
But judging by her attire, isn’t that not very serious?
This time, the time interval between Brother Fo’s replies was a little longer.
[Namo Amitabha]: "This is determined by consciousness, similar to the sleep setting."
The implication is that...
This function is triggered only when such a tendency is detected in the consciousness.
Yan Xia choked on the porridge he had just drunk.
[Another person]: "I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense."
It was just that for a moment I thought this outfit was pretty good-looking.
【Namo Amitabha】: "Oh."
Yan Xia: “…………”
What if you don’t believe it?
Yan Xia did not reply. He just ate his breakfast while silently pulling out the form, and emphasized again in the comments column the need to strengthen conscious judgment.
By the time I finished filling it out, breakfast was over.
This was the most tasteless meal Yan Xia had ever had. He could not even remember the taste of the food he put into his mouth.
Fortunately, the strange feeling of taking long steps after I stood up finally disappeared.
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After breakfast and a short rest, the group got on the program crew's car again.
The vehicle finally stopped at an ancient city that looked like the kind that only appeared in TV dramas.
There were quite a few extras shouting on the streets. Except for some modern elements occasionally, everything else was arranged to look very realistic.
It was as if I had just gotten off a car and traveled through time.
"Wow! They are all wearing ancient clothes."
"My clothes look better than his."
The children, who were seeing such a scene for the first time, were chattering and running around, extremely excited.
The director seemed to want to show off the set of this big production, and everyone ran and jumped for a while, but he didn't announce what the main task for today was.
When everyone ran to different places to visit, Yan Xia heard Tan Yi, who had been following him, say that they had to gather at a designated location.
After being taken to the place, Yan Xia discovered that his brother was not with him.
Yan Xia subconsciously asked in his mind: "Where are you?"
The reply came quickly: "In the county government office."
Yan Xia: “???”
"Where were you adults taken? What were you doing there?"
Yan Ji: “I don’t know yet.”
Yan Xia didn't ask any more questions. It seemed that they had to complete the tasks separately.
At this time, the friends brought by the accompanying PD also discovered something was wrong.
Yi Jingchen held PD's hand, frowning like a little adult, worried: "My dad is missing, I lost him."
The little fat boy answered, sounding quite excited: "My dad is lost too."
"My dad is the same. I don't even know when he disappeared."
"My Lord, you are really worrying."
Director Shang interrupted the discussion about how ignorant adults are. He smiled like a human tooth and said, "All the children's fathers are missing? I just heard a piece of news that a bandit appeared in the city and stole everyone's fathers."
Before Shang Changming finished speaking, someone raised his hand to interrupt him.
Yuan Xiao: "Why did he steal my father? My father is a general. How can he steal a general? Is he planning to rebel? Tell the emperor to arrest him!"
"Yes, catch him! Make him return my father to me."
Shang Changming choked on the words he hadn’t said: “…………”
Live broadcast room:
[Hahahahaha, can’t you write a decent script? ? ]
[It's so funny, this thief has a strong taste. ]
[Our Xiaoxiao's logic is fine, but the director's logic was left behind in the hotel.]
[Stealing...people? ? A bit weird, not sure, let's see. ]
[I didn't think there was anything wrong, but why did it become a little weird when I said the previous part? He stole six people at once. Hahahaha, what fun.]
When the children were clamoring to catch someone quickly, only Yan Xia remained silent, with an ambiguous expression as if he had thought of something.
And Director Shang’s next words directly confirmed his thoughts.
Shang Changming: "Don't worry, everyone. When this thief was catching people, many people saw him. You just need to find these people, complete the tasks they give you or get their love, and you can get clues about where the fathers are. You have to find them before lunch, otherwise the fathers will go hungry."
As soon as he finished speaking, the children became anxious.
"Ah, I don't want my dad to be hungry."
"Then we just need to find them quickly."
Only Yan Xia: “…………”
At the same time, Yan Ji heard that he needed to wait for his children to come and find him: “…………”
Yan Xia blinked.
So here comes the question.
If he took the kids all the way to the county government office and finished a whole morning's recording in just a quarter of an hour, would he be hung up and beaten by Director Shang?
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