Chapter 35 Weird Kid 35
Of course it is impossible to finish a whole morning's recording in just a quarter of an hour.
It's not that he has no way to explain to outsiders why he knows where the person is, but out of humanitarianism, he has to stand his last shift.
The six children were taken by the accompanying PD to the so-called 'last place where their fathers were seen before they were stolen'.
Yan Xia had just stayed at the gathering point for a while, and when he came out again, he found that there seemed to be a lot more extras on the street.
There were people buying and selling vegetables, and some were chatting and laughing in groups of two or three. It looked more real than what I saw when I was strolling around just now.
It is completely a small street in an ancient busy city.
After the accompanying PDs led the children here, they stepped back, apparently wanting the children to explore on their own.
The result of letting children act on their own is...
"Wow, they're selling candied haws here!!"
"It's a real candied haws, why wasn't there just now?"
"I can smell the sweetness, can you give us a taste, Auntie?"
"No, you can't call her auntie. You should call her ma'am. That's how it's played on TV."
"Oh, ma'am, can you give me one to try?"
The NPC lady who is only in her twenties: “…………”
I just... I don't really want to give it to her. She just dressed a little more simply and her hairstyle made her look a little older, so I put up with it. How come she has become an auntie?
It can't be given for free.
The NPC lady was very professional. She simply followed the child's words and hunched her back slightly. Her voice was deliberately a little older: "Three cents a string. How many strings do you want?"
The kids who didn’t expect the play to be so realistic said: “Ah, you still need money~~”
NPC lady: "I specialize in selling this, how can I not charge? I have an 80-year-old mother and an 8-year-old child to take care of at home, I can't not charge money."
Yuan Xiao was pleasantly surprised to find that there were actually copper coins in the small purse of her matching clothes: "I have money here."
The little beggar Dong Laixi pulled at his beggar clothes, which were so torn that there was not even a pocket: "I don't have any money."
Yan Xia, who was standing by, also rummaged through his small purse and found that it contained not only small change and copper coins, but also silver bills.
I can only say that she is worthy of being the daughter of a wealthy family and her character has not failed.
As the son of a poor scholar, Yi Jingchen's wallet is not big enough to buy a candied haws.
The cute little book boy tilted his head and said, "Wow, Brother Xiaoxia has a lot of money. No, it's... Sister Xiaoxia."
The little person is very serious.
So his "wow" led to a bunch of "wows" too.
"Why do you have so much money? What's written on the paper? Is this money? Then can we buy some candied haws?"
As the richest child among them, Yan Xia generously bought one for each of them.
Then, I heard all kinds of random thanks from the kids who were not familiar with their identities yet...
Some thanked Brother Xiaoxia, some thanked Sister Xiaoxia, which is normal. There were also some who tried to fit in in an unnatural way, such as thanking the eldest lady and thanking the rich lady.
They were having a lot of fun eating candied haws.
I completely forgot that just a moment ago I was still thinking about finding my father as soon as possible and not letting them go hungry.
As someone who knew where the people were, Yan Xia was not in a hurry. He ate two candied haws before asking the candied haws NPC girl on behalf of the children who had long forgotten what the mission was: "Have you seen the bandit?"
The NPC lady was very dramatic. She made 800 expressions in just a few seconds: "A thief! Oh my god! There's a thief in our city? When did he appear? Did he steal anything? No! I have to go home and tell my dad."
After saying that, he carried the candied haws scarecrow and ran away as if he was going to sprint 800 meters.
From a distance, it seemed as if a string of candied haws had fallen off.
Yan Xia was left standing there: “…………”
Isn't the mother 80 years old? What's the point of telling the father who is about 80 years old? There is a bug in the dialogue.
The fat boy next to him took a bite of the candied haws and said leisurely, "It looks like a bunch of strawberries fell to the ground."
It can’t be eaten if it exceeds three seconds, what a pity.
Live broadcast room:
【Hahaha, the little sister is so cute. 】
【hhhhhhhLeLe: You can run, but don’t drop the candied haws! 】
[Hahaha, it turns out that foodies can only see food. ]
[I am dying of laughter. Should I go back and tell your dad, are you so dramatic? ]
[Tanghulu: Lulu, I’m dirty~]
The Tanghulu NPC girl has disappeared.
Yan Xia swallowed a mouthful of hawthorn, turned around and said to the children who had not yet reacted to the play: "She doesn't seem to know, let's go find someone else."
Feng Lele's eyes lit up and he pointed ahead: "Let's go ask the man selling meat buns."
Yan Xia: “…………”
"Didn't you just finish breakfast?"
The little fat boy had a good reason: "But from what he said, it sounds delicious."
Yan Xia looked up at the sky.
No wonder the program crew arranged to spend a whole morning looking for people. Judging from the way they are looking and eating, it would be good if they can find them at noon.
However, in the end, I didn’t get to eat the meat buns because on the way to the meat bun shop, another owner was shouting even louder.
The boss shouted very hard, as if he was afraid that the children would not be able to see that there was something wrong with him.
This boss NPC was an uncle. He attracted Yan Xia's attention with the classic shouting voice that appeared in countless movies and TV dramas.
"Tofu~~Fresh tofu~~"
The rough voice almost made him do splits.
Yan Xia dragged the children who were trying to go to other stalls and walked to the tofu owner.
When I got closer, I found that the tofu was actually real tofu, not a fake model.
Actually, all the scenes they have seen along the way are very real, giving a feeling of mismatch, like a doctoral student trying to solve elementary school problems.
Yan Xia adhered to the principle of asking when he didn't understand, and turned to look at Tan Yi behind him: "Are you borrowing the scenery from the crew?"
Tan Yi exclaimed: "You also know this."
Yan Xia turned his head back again. He knew the answer without anyone answering. It seemed that the scenery was really borrowed from the crew. No wonder there was still steam coming out of the meat bun shop in front. It was probably the breakfast of the extras.
The NPC uncle who sells tofu has a thick beard and you can't see his teeth when he smiles: "Dear young men and women, take a look at the tofu. Tofu is cheap. It's fresh tofu. Three cents a pound. You won't lose money if you buy it. You won't be cheated."
The kids were indifferent. They couldn't eat it after buying it, and...
Yan Xia sniffed it carefully and asked, "Is your tofu stinky?"
The bearded NPC glared at him and said, "Miss, what you said is wrong. You look like a lady from a wealthy family. You can't bully us ordinary people, right? I go to bed at three in the morning and get up at five in the morning, and I only earn this little money through hard work. And you still say that..."
Yan Xia: “…………”
I've confirmed it through eye contact, this NPC has a lot of drama.
Yuan Xiao couldn't stand it anymore and interrupted the NPC uncle: "Have you ever seen a bandit?"
The NPC uncle's eyes changed instantly, and he acted as if he was the notorious bandit: "Yes, I have seen it before..."
Several children were instantly excited: "Wow, he has seen it."
"Then do you know where our dad is? He stole our dad away."
The NPC uncle stroked his beard and said, "I did vaguely see the thief kidnap a person, but if you want to know where he went, you have to help me sell the tofu. I don't ask for much, just three pounds."
Dong Laixi frowned and said, "But your tofu is stinky. Who would buy it?"
His words, combined with his beggar's attire, were simply a naked statement...
Even a beggar wouldn't eat your tofu.
The NPC uncle suddenly shouted coldly: "Hey, you little beggar, how can you talk like that? What's wrong with the tofu being stinky? I sell stinky tofu. Have you never eaten stinky tofu? You are talking nonsense here."
The NPC uncle finished speaking in one breath, breathing heavily as if he was really angry.
The sudden outburst of acting skills scared the children so much that they were at a loss as to what to do.
At this moment, two pairs of people dressed in constable uniforms suddenly appeared at the corner of the street. Some of them were holding knives, and some were beating gongs. Their voices were even louder than the NPC uncle just now, and they kept shouting the same sentence over and over again.
"Create a civilized city, reject petty theft, shortchanging, and uncleanliness."
"create……"
"create……"
After repeating it many times, Yan Xia rolled his eyes and muttered calmly, "This tofu is not clean."
Yuan Xiao excitedly patted the small wooden sword on her waist and said, "Yes, it's dirty! The things sold by the constable uncle are dirty."
The leading detective reacted quickly, as if he had been waiting for a long time and finally got his turn: "Where is that? Let me see who is tarnishing the appearance of our city?!"
So, the Tofu NPC uncle and the Constable NPC started fighting for no apparent reason.
Live broadcast room:
[Oh my goodness, this is a plot direction I had never thought of. ]
[This is called... food safety starts from childhood? ? ]
[Hahaha, the lead detective pronounced the word "unclean" very strongly, as if he was afraid that the children wouldn't be able to hear it, right?]
[I was just afraid that the child would be scared to tears by the tofu uncle. ]
[Hahaha, not really. They are just little, not stupid. They must know it is an act.]
The slow-motion fighting scenes between the two groups of people looked particularly funny and made the children laugh.
After a long while, the Tofu Uncle NPC finally had his hands grabbed by the Convict NPC. Although the action scene was over, he did not stop talking and still shouted stubbornly: "I sell stinky tofu!!"
The last note was directly called splits.
This caused several NPC constables to burst into laughter, but they didn't want to laugh as recklessly as the children. The leader managed to calm down and punched the man's arm in a feigned anger: "I'm arresting you, the stinky tofu seller."
The NPC leader put his fist to his mouth and coughed, then bent down and said to the children, "Young ladies and gentlemen, you have behaved very well. If you see someone selling dirty things like this, come to the government office and find me. I will put him in jail."
Then he took something out of his pocket and said, "This golden key will be your reward."
Excited voices rang out among the children.
"Wow! Can this key open the door to the place where my dad is locked up?"
"Of course it is. Is it really made of gold? My father said that gold is very valuable."
Yan Xia glanced at the key that was even a little faded: "…………"
To be specific, it should just be a yellow one.
Yan Xia took the key from the NPC and said casually, "Thank you. We'll go to the county government office to find you later."
The NPC who knew clearly where the adults were was shocked. He just casually added a line: How could this kid take it seriously?
The NPC laughed awkwardly: "Hahaha, there's no need to come so quickly. We're very busy today."
Director Shang, who had been watching the live broadcast, was also shocked: "!!!"
Coincidence or did he really know?
At this time, the fathers who were watching their children's performance in the county government office exclaimed, "Wow, won't they be able to find us right away?"
Yan Ji glanced at the big screen in front of him and said, "It shouldn't be that fast. Maybe he was just talking casually."
The emotion of 'wanting to play a little joke' in his child's eyes was about to overflow.
The NPC leader ran away quickly with his men, and it seemed as if someone was chasing him.
Yan Xia felt very happy after teasing the NPC.
The other kids didn't know what was going on and were happy to get the key.
After walking and stopping for a while, the familiar loud shouting sounded again.
This time it was from a fortune teller.
The fortune-telling NPC's beard is not as thick as that of the tofu NPC uncle, but his beard is better in length, and the beard is almost growing to his belly.
A few children who had gradually figured out the trick swarmed over to the fortune-telling NPC.
"You've also seen the bandit, right?"
The fortune-teller NPC was very calm and composed: "Don't worry, don't worry. How about I tell you your fortune first? Today's special price is not 998 or 698, just 98 coins per person. There is nothing I am not good at in fortune-telling and palm reading."
After saying that, he pointed the small fan in his hand at Yan Xia who was standing in front. At this time, Yan Xia was chewing the last candied haws.
The fortune-teller NPC recited classic lines at will: "I took a closer look and found that this young lady's forehead was black. It seems that she will have a bloody disaster today. I don't want ninety-nine or sixty-nine, but only five taels of silver. I..."
The fortune-teller NPC choked on his words before he could finish. The child in front of him had a really…
Bright red blood was shed!!
Blood of the bloody disaster!!
Fortune Telling NPC: “!!!!”
"????"
What's going on? He's just an NPC?!
How can you really say it for sure?
As the person who had suffered the bloody disaster, Yan Xia felt that this feeling was a little familiar at that moment. He looked down and saw the half-eaten candied haws...
A tooth is stuck.
Yan Xia: “…………”
What's going on? The upper tooth hasn't grown out yet!
The movement from Yan Xia's side immediately attracted the attention of all the children and PD.
Tan Yi quickly stepped forward to check, and was relieved to see that the person had only lost a tooth. He thought the child had been injured under his nose again.
Feng Lele laughed: "You've changed your teeth again, hahahaha you're missing two teeth now."
Yi Jingchen, who had no experience with tooth replacement, touched his front teeth and said, "I haven't replaced them yet. Does it hurt?"
Yuan Xiao waved her hand. The little girl was particularly aggressive today. "It doesn't hurt at all! I don't feel any pain anyway."
So several children gathered together, and those who had changed their teeth shared their experiences with those who had not.
The NPC abandoned by them: “…………”
So what should we say next?
Waiting online, pretty urgent.
The script given to him was a way to pay for the money while solving the bloody disaster. Now he hasn't even received the money yet, and the bloody disaster has already happened.
The NPC was silent, completely different from the loud voice just now.
Yan Xia, who also didn't want to talk and didn't want to have this experience at all, licked his gums with his tongue.
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Just when the plot couldn't go on any further, an extremely noisy noise suddenly came from the street, much louder than the noise made by the previous team of detectives.
I saw two groups of NPCs who looked like guards running over from a distance, shouting, "The princess has arrived, everyone else please stay away!"
"Princess……"
The bustling street was thrown into chaos.
Some extras who had no lines also took it upon themselves to add exclamations like "Oh, my God!"
He packed his things while sighing, as if the person coming was not a princess but a robber.
The extras were jostling each other as they ran. When Yan Xia took two steps back and came to his senses, his pupils dilated the moment he lowered his head, and he discovered...
His teeth are missing!!
What about the teeth on his candied haws? ? Such white, clean, cute and precious teeth!!
If the tooth he just replaced is missing, that bearded leader will come to him and cry for three days and three nights!!!
Yan Xia didn't care what the plot was about when the princess appeared.
While the two children were looking around, he lowered his head and looked carefully at the ground, trying to find the tooth that was worth three days and three nights of tears.
In the end, no one knew whether it was kicked away by someone or fell into the gap. Yan Xia stared at it for a long time but couldn't find it.
He also didn't notice that the noisy noise on the street stopped at some point, and the princess NPC's sedan stopped right in front of them.
The princess NPC lifted the curtain of the sedan chair and recited the lines: "Hey, little girl in red, where are you from?"
Yan Xia, who was so focused on finding his teeth, didn't notice at all that the little girl was talking about him.
The princess NPC sat awkwardly on the sedan chair: “…………”
The guest didn't respond, what should she say? ?
The maid NPC suddenly had an idea: "Princess, that person seems to be deaf."
The princess NPC followed suit: "A deaf man? Forget it. I was thinking of bringing him back home to entertain me. Let's change him to this fat boy."
The fat little Feng Lele who was still watching the show: “…………”
How did it get transferred to him?
The little fat boy suddenly had an idea: "Aba Aba Aba..."
He is a mute, can you see that?
Princess NPC: “…………”
Why don't you guys play by the rules? Kids are so difficult these days.
Live broadcast room:
[I am going to laugh my ass off, but I am still okay as a deaf person. ]
[So what exactly are we looking for, Xia Xia? His eyes almost dropped to the ground. ]
[Look for his teeth. Children may have a special liking for their own replaced teeth. ]
[Hahaha Lele: As long as I speak fast enough, no one will find out that I am not dumb. ]
After a brief silence, the princess NPC gradually found her feeling, put on a stern face, and showed a bit of the aura of a princess.
"I am a princess, and I can't ask you guys to come? One of you must come with me today!"
Yan Xia, who was obsessed with finding his teeth, finally noticed something wrong and looked up.
At this time, Yuan Xiao, who was standing at the front, puffed out her chest and threw the hairband on her head.
"I'll go with you."
The princess NPC continued the process: "Okay, then you."
Yuan Xiao sat on the princess' sedan chair, looking determined and brave: "I'll wait for you to save me."
The child was instantly drawn into the play by her: "Sister Xiaoxiao must wait for me!"
"We'll be there soon, just hold on!"
So, while Yan Xia was looking for Ya, their main task of finding his father had a new branch, which was to find friends. Of course, the most important one at the moment was still the branch of finding Ya.
Princess plots come and go quickly.
As one of his friends was missing, the fortune-telling NPC coughed in an attempt to draw the children's attention to himself.
The bloody disaster theory didn't work, so the fortune-telling NPC started making up lines: "Let's go for a walk and have a look. There's nothing I can't predict, only you can't imagine..."
Before he could finish, two pieces of silver suddenly appeared in front of him.
Yan Xia: "Can you tell me where my teeth are?"
The fortune-telling NPC paused for two seconds and collected the money.
Three seconds later, he stood up, removed the black cloth on one of his eyes, and then... lay on the ground and started searching.
Live broadcast room:
[Hahaha NPC: Although I can't figure out where it is, I saw it dropped here. ]
[It can be seen that the NPC wants to go off work. ]
[Then the question is, why is this child so obsessed with his lost tooth? It's fine if it falls out, it's not like it won't grow back. ]
No one knew the correct answer to this question except Yan Xia and Yan Ji who was staying in the county government office.
Fortunately, hard work pays off, and the fortune-telling NPC finally maintained his reputation and was really found.
The tooth fell into a gap and was covered with dust.
Yan Xia wiped his lost and recovered teeth, thanked the man sincerely, and took out some money from his purse. Although the money was of little use, but... the attitude was there!
The NPC cooperated and said, "Thank you for the tip, Miss."
Then he took out a small purse from his chest, saying that this was the clue about the notorious thief he knew.
The clues were given so quickly that there seemed to be a sense of exhaustion in it, as if one wanted to get off work quickly.
The five children gathered together and opened the small purse. Inside was a piece of paper with a knife drawn on it.
Feng Lele: "What does this mean? Does it mean that if we go too late, our father will be killed?"
Yan Xia: “…………”
How did you think of going to such a brutal place?
Seeing the expressions of the kids, it seemed as if something really happened to their fathers.
Yan Xia reminded: "It may just be the place where the knife is."
Several children followed suit and thought.
"Where is the knife??"
"Well~ the guard next to the princess has a knife!"
"Oh yeah! We still have to go save Sister Xiaoxiao."
"Then let's go save Sister Xiaoxiao first."
On the way to find their friends, the children were not as curious about the various stalls around them.
I am concerned about my friends while I am also concerned about my father.
Feng Lele sighed: "Alas, I don't know what my father is doing?"
Little Yi Jingchen: "I miss my dad a little bit, too."
Dong Laixi and Yin Sisi were both temporary fathers. They were not together except when recording the show. Their relationship was not that deep, so they didn't talk to each other.
Some systems started asking directly in the sea of consciousness: "You guys are just sitting there doing nothing?"
Yan Ji quickly replied: "There is another task, prepare a surprise gift for the child."
Yan Xia: “???”
He hadn't expected this, but...
"You just said it out loud like that?"
Yan Ji paused for two seconds.
"I didn't expect that you were actually looking forward to it."
Yan Xia: “…………”
What's wrong with looking forward to it? Isn't this a baby?
He is still a little baby who has just replaced two teeth!!
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