Chapter 4 Weird Kid 4
There are not many people in Yan Xia’s contact list.
Each branch in the bureau has its own responsibilities and is very busy managing the three thousand worlds. Task executors and system branches like them need to travel back and forth between the worlds. Everyone has different tasks and there is no need to communicate with each other.
Yan Xia scrolled the scroll bar to the end and clicked on a dialog box nicknamed [Namo Amitabha].
[Another person]: "Brother Buddha, a big bug has appeared!"
As soon as the word "bug" appeared, it was like pressing the switch on the programmer's head, and he responded immediately.
[Namo Amitabha]: "What's the problem? How do you do it?"
Yan Xia answered truthfully and in great detail, "It was a problem with my ears. The specific operation was that I leaned my head on the chair, closed my eyes, and then fell asleep. It is said that someone cried to me for three minutes, but I didn't hear it."
This time I didn’t get an immediate reply to the message I sent.
There was a gap of several minutes, and Yan Xia almost thought that the other party was slacking off or chanting sutras.
[Another person]: “???”
[I am alone again]: [A wooden fish on my head, feeling sad alone].gif
Brother Buddha’s reply came belatedly.
【Namo Amitabha】: "It's not a bug, it's a normal program setting."
Yan Xia: “???”
You call this normal?
[Another person]: "Although I didn't finish college, but..."
You can't be such a jerk to me!
I have read a lot of extracurricular books, so I'm not kidding!
It seemed like Brother Buddha had finished reciting the sutra and started replying immediately again.
[Namo Amitabha]: "It is written in the requirements document that most humans have sleep problems, so the sleep mode is set. After the sleep consciousness is recognized, it will enter the deep sleep mode, 1 hour in the afternoon and 8 hours at night."
It does sound normal, but...
"What's the matter with not being able to wake him up?"
As if he knew in advance what Yan Xia would ask, as soon as his message was sent out, Brother Fo’s reply came simultaneously.
"You can't hear the outside sounds after falling asleep only because the decibel level has not reached that level. This is also to prevent you from being awakened by environmental disturbances during sleep. When the outside temperature and decibel level reach the set values, the deep sleep mode will be automatically terminated."
"If you don't need this feature, you can fill out the feedback form first. I'll comment it out and update it when I get back to the bureau. It can't be updated now."
As soon as he finished reading Brother Buddha’s words, Yan Xia received the form in his sea of consciousness.
Yan Xia glanced at the form, then glanced at the two sentences written by Brother Fo.
After this explanation, why do I feel inexplicably moved?
Who doesn’t want to have a good sleep? Before he became the system manager, he had suffered from insomnia many times.
Although it was a little difficult to wake up, it didn't seem to be a big problem overall.
Yan Xia had been in this world for several days, but he actually had never noticed this problem. After all, in the first few days, he was still full of the novelty of being a new person. He was reluctant to sleep at noon, and he slept until he woke up naturally at night. Naturally, he ignored this problem.
Yan Xia put the feedback form aside for the time being. At present, this function is still desirable and the advantages outweigh the disadvantages.
"Solved?" Just as Yan Xia was about to exit his consciousness, he heard his brother's voice.
Yan Xia simply and crudely packaged the conversation between him and Brother Fo and gave it to his brother.
Ten seconds later, Yan Ji replied with a period.
Yan Xia curled his lips, and read from the period that he felt the same way as he did at that time.
See, if you don’t understand the program logic, anyone would think this is a bug.
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After the problem was solved, the plane arrived at its destination.
Leaving the airport was not the end of the journey. The group boarded a bus to the village. The final destination was a small village called Longtun Village.
It is said that this place is surrounded by green waters and green mountains, and the natural scenery is very beautiful.
It was already past four in the afternoon when the bus lurched to the entrance of the village.
After so many hours of hard work, both children and adults looked a little tired.
The group of people lined up silently and stood in an open area waiting for the program crew's arrangements.
The cameraman set up the camera and the staff gathered together again. Director Shang Changming, who was standing in the middle, held a loudspeaker and read a sponsorship advertisement to the camera before announcing the official start of the recording of the first stop.
As soon as Director Shang finished speaking, several staff members brought in six large empty boxes. Yan Xia understood what was going on. It seemed that this was what Tan Yi had subconsciously revealed in the morning.
Confiscate children’s snacks and toys.
Yan Xia was very calm about this, he didn't bring any toys, just some snacks in the suitcase. Originally he wanted to fill the suitcase with snacks and carry his spare clothes in a plastic bag.
People who have lost their sense of taste for several years are so out of control that they wish they could keep their mouths open 24 hours a day and taste all the food they have been craving for for several years.
In the end, this decision was naturally rejected by his brother who was a mysophobe and a bit obsessive-compulsive.
Although he didn't quite understand why clean clothes would become unclean if they were put in plastic bags, Yan Xia still chose to listen to his brother.
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After the staff arranged the suitcases in a row, Director Shang raised his personal megaphone, smiling like a wolf with malicious intent, "Now, please open all the suitcases, dads."
"I'll drive, I can drive!" The optimistic little fat boy thought he was going to play a fun game and cooperated very actively.
While Yan Xia squatted down to open his suitcase, he did not forget to observe three seconds of silence for the little fat boy in his heart.
Take advantage of the time to smile more, because you may not be able to laugh soon.
According to the information revealed by little Feng Lele himself, his small suitcase is filled with snacks and toys, all of which are his favorites and he is reluctant to part with them for even a day.
After all the boxes were opened, Director Shang's 37-degree mouth finally said something that chilled the children, "Now please put all the toys and snacks in the boxes in front of you. You can only keep one at most."
These three sentences made the child's crying echo throughout the village.
The young minds couldn’t understand why this strange uncle took away their snacks and toys.
In addition to this weird uncle, there were also some weird aunts in the live broadcast room who were also laughing happily.
【Finally, it’s my favorite show (bushi)】
[Hahahahaha, sorry they cried so loudly but I laughed so loudly! ]
[xswl, Lele, just hand over the whole box. ]
[Wow, wow, wow, baby, come and cry in your aunt’s arms~]
[I usually call this kind of crying child one by one]
The live broadcast room was bustling with activity, and the atmosphere at the village entrance was no less lively.
The fathers were all patiently comforting their crying children or simply using threats and inducements to persuade them, except for Yan.Fake Child.Xia.
Yan Xia looked left and right, then squatted down and picked up a few bags of snacks from the suitcase. He gave them first as a gift without waiting for his crying friends.
But before he put the snacks in the box a few meters away, Yan Xia suddenly felt that something was wrong with him.
The next second, the back of the little hand holding the thing in the arms seemed to be wet by raindrops. Without time to think, Yan Xia first put the snacks steadily into the box. After freeing his hand, he reached for the source of the problem, and his palm became wet instantly.
This is……
tears???
Yan Xia: “???”
Is he crying?
Yan Xia subconsciously raised his head and looked at his eldest brother, wanting him to see too. This must be a bug, right? !
I had no idea how aggrieved I looked when I cried quietly with tears in my eyes. That pitiful look touched the hearts of many aunts.
【Ah ...
[Wow, baby, don’t cry. I’ll buy you a whole car of stuff! ! ]
[Shang Changming, is your heart made of iron? ! ]
[Baby, if you cry like this, there will be something wrong. I'm telling you, I'm a doctor. Come here and I'll check you out.]
…
Yan Xia, who was standing in front of the box, still had tears dripping down her face like pearls that had broken off the string. The scene could definitely be included in the textbook on crying scenes.
The person within Yan Xia's sight also responded. A cold voice sounded in his sea of consciousness, saying...
"Is it that serious?"
Yan Xia: “???”
The voice in the sea of consciousness answered loudly: "I don't want to cry!!! I'm not sad!!!"
What on earth gave his brother the illusion that a man in his twenties would cry because he couldn't eat snacks for three days.
Yan Ji calmly withdrew his gaze from Yan Xia and said, "Oh, not necessarily."
Yan Xia: “…”
He didn't want to communicate with his brother for the time being.
Yan Xia walked back to her original position and stood obediently. With tears in her eyes, she flipped through the contact list and clicked on the familiar dialog box.
[Another person]: "Brother Buddha, I'm crying!!!"
As soon as the message was sent, a response was received.
【Namo Amitabha】: "Oh, then don't cry."
Yan Xia: “…”
What's going on with these two?!
[Another person]: "I cried uncontrollably, uncontrollably! Uncontrollably! It wasn't me who wanted to cry!"
【Namo Amitabha】: "Oh? Please elaborate."
Yan Xia described the situation in detail.
Brother Buddha's reply was as emotionless as the first sentence, "It's just a social setting. The program detects that your peers have done the same behavior other than their daily behavior. Only when you don't do it will the social mode be activated."
Yan Xia's tone was calm but a little confusing, "What if I just want to make fireworks that are different?"
[Namo Amitabha]: "Fill out the form and come back to update."
Yan Xia took out the list almost without thinking, and started filling it out from beginning to end. It was impossible for him to fit in with the group, as he wanted to be the most beautiful fireworks.
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