Chapter 5 Weird Kid 5
Yan Xia had only filled out the beginning of the list when Brother Fo sent another message.
[Namo Amitabha]: "If it is not a serious problem, please contact me less and disturb me while I am chanting."
“…………”, Yan Xia remained silent.
Isn’t chanting sutras a joke?
As far as he knows, this guy just lost all his hair from writing code and he is not a real monk. Did he just convert to Buddhism because his hair won't grow anymore?
Everyone has their own destiny. Yan Xia adheres to the principle that one should not be too curious about the private lives of colleagues. He only expressed his respect and blessings, and sincerely put forward a small request of his own...
Can you help him knock the wooden fish a few times when he is meditating?
After all, he will be a person who needs merit in the future.
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After completing the crediting of the merit, Yan Xia's consciousness had just left the sea of consciousness when he saw the snot bubbles from the little fat boy's tears and his attack was interrupted.
It's so funny to see a bubble popping out every time you draw it. Who can resist it?
Yan Xia wiped away his tears that were almost drying, and was thankful that his colleagues in the R&D department did not make the functions so comprehensive, otherwise he would be the one crying and bubbling now.
I can't even imagine that scene. It will definitely be one of the top ten dark histories of my childhood.
After making a fuss and crying, this group of children with only kindergarten diplomas were finally coaxed into submission. Once the lid of the big box was closed, the next process began.
Choose the house where they will stay for the next three days.
Director Shang simply and roughly took out six pictures with different small animals printed on them, all of which were common poultry and livestock in rural areas. He asked the guests to discuss and choose one each, and after choosing, they could go into the village to find the corresponding house.
What Yan Xia got was a picture of a chicken, and behind the picture was a simple map marking their current location and the location of the house.
After everything was allocated, the group split into several groups and began to move towards the village, because the six houses were not all in the same direction and the staff lived in a different place from them.
Yan Xia continued to drag his small suitcase and walk side by side with Feng Lele. Feng Lele looked a little unhappy with his empty hands. After the toys and snacks were confiscated, the baby's small box was now empty, so there was no need to hold it anymore and he just gave it to the program staff to take away.
Yi Jingchen was held in his father's arms. Perhaps he was a little tired from all the tossing and turning, so he fell asleep again. The other three groups of guests were not in the same direction as them.
Without the chattering of children, the adults took on the responsibility of livening up the atmosphere. After all, the camera was still filming. They were all veterans in the industry and were very familiar with how variety shows were filmed. In any case, they couldn't let the atmosphere cool down.
Feng Jianxian and Yi Lixiao commented on the natural scenery of the village along the way. Yan Xia, who felt that he was the pillar of the family, would occasionally agree with their conversation.
After walking and stopping for a while, they first arrived at the house that Yan Xia had drawn. As if the program crew was afraid that the guests would not be able to find the way, they pasted a large picture of a hen on the outer wall of the house, which could be seen from a long distance.
When they got closer, they could hear the occasional crowing of a rooster from inside, as if the hen was falsely reporting her performance, saying that she had laid several eggs.
The gate to the courtyard next to the outer wall was closed. Just as Yan Xia was about to raise his hand to knock on the door, it opened from the inside. It seemed as if the owner had been waiting for a long time, waiting to open the door for them at the exact moment.
Inside the door was an aunt who looked very kind.
Before Yan Xia could say anything, the auntie spoke first. She looked at Yan Xia who was standing in the front and said, "You are tourists who want to stay here, right? We can provide accommodation for you, but you have to pay. If you don't have money, you can work as a substitute."
The aunt, with a kind face, spoke as if reciting something that she had prepared for who knows how long. It was obvious that she was instructed by the program crew, otherwise her tone of voice would not be like that of an emotionless machine, and the content of her words did not conform to normal logic.
Auntie Big Machine continued to recite: "No one has picked up the eggs in our chicken coop for several days. If you can help pick them up, then... you can stay for a few days."
I started to get stuck when I was reciting the poem later and almost forgot the words.
Yan Xia raised her little face and rescued the aunt who was obviously a little nervous and couldn't adapt to the camera.
"Sure, Auntie, we promise to pick it up cleanly."
The aunt seemed to feel that she had finally completed her mission. Her smile became more genuine, and she led them into the yard.
Feng Jianxian and Yi Lixiao were not in a hurry to find their own house, so they followed in to take a look.
Yi Lixiao held Yi Jingchen, who was still asleep, in his arms while touring the house and worried, "Is that house of mine asking me to pick up goose eggs?"
When choosing pictures, his child fell in love with the goose at first sight and said it looked majestic and he liked it very much.
It was impressive, but at the thought of close contact, Yi Lixiao shuddered before he knew what mission was waiting for him. If a country goose took a bite, it would hurt for several nights.
Who can withstand this?
Feng Jianxian, whose picture was of a fish, watched the fun and said, "I brought some alcohol gauze. How about I give it to you in advance? I think you may need it when the time comes."
Yi Lixiao responded with a few words, not wanting to be outdone, and the two middle-aged men started a verbal battle in the yard.
Yan Xia did not participate in the battlefield here. His suitcase was taken into the house by Yan Ji.
Yan Xia took Feng Lele, who had recovered a little, to see the room payment point, the chicken coop.
Self-built houses in rural areas occupy a large area. In addition to the front yard, my aunt’s house also has a backyard. The chicken coop is in the backyard, which is very big.
Yan Xia tiptoed and estimated that there were at least twenty or thirty of them, with some eggs scattered in the corners. He didn't know if the aunt hadn't picked them up for a few days, or if she had picked them up and put them back today.
Yan Xia met the aunt's slightly embarrassed gaze and felt that the latter possibility was more likely.
On the way back to the front yard from the backyard, Feng Lele, a complete city kid, became excited again. "This is the first time I've seen a live chicken. There are so many eggs. You can eat a hundred a day! I love eating eggs. I also want to eat a hundred a day."
Regarding the child’s bold idea, Yan Xia said that it is possible but unnecessary.
Feng Jianxian, who came to pick up the child, also expressed his objection to his son's bold remarks.
So when Feng Lele was dragged away by Feng Jianxian to find his own house, he was still shouting, "I can finish it, I won't waste it!"
After Feng Lele's shouting faded away, the yard became completely quiet, leaving only the cameraman and their group's accompanying PD Tan Yi.
Yan Xia walked upstairs with her short legs to find Yan Ji. Their house had a small two-story structure, and the room where they would stay for two or three days was also on the second floor.
When Yan Xia went upstairs, he saw that his brother had almost packed his luggage, and he just needed to clean up the mess.
As expected, he was a man who could earn a lot of money in an hour in his previous life. He was so efficient. Yan Xia sighed in his heart. In fact, he was quite efficient and could spend a lot of money in an hour.
A knock on the door interrupted Yan Xia's thoughts. He walked to the door in his slippers. When he opened the door, he received a card from Tan Yi, saying that there was a new task.
The program crew has taken great pains to increase the highlights of the live broadcast and does not want the guests to be idle at all.
The card said that they should go to a villager's house to get the ingredients for dinner, make two dishes, and then take them to share with everyone. This was their first meal in the village, so they should eat together.
After taking a few glances at the map on the back of the card, Yan Ji went there with a cameraman. Yan Xia was too lazy to follow them, so he just went alone to get the things.
He took a small basket and went straight to the backyard. The task of picking eggs was not yet completed.
Tan Yi followed Yan Xia and hesitantly advised, "Why don't you wait until your father comes back?"
What if the child is pecked by a chicken?
Yan Xia waved her hand and said, "No, I can do it alone."
The chicken coop was full of chicken shit, and some of the eggs had some on them. He was afraid that his brother would have a mysophobia attack and wouldn't be able to eat at night after he went in.
Tan Yi was about to say something but stopped himself, feeling troubled that it was not a good thing for a child to be too sensible and opinionated.
Yan Xia walked in front without worrying about being pecked by the chicken. His body was just a pile of materials and his sense of pain was blocked during the testing phase.
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The roof of the aunt's chicken coop was not very high, so an adult would have to lower their head to go in. But for a child like Yan Xia, it was not a strain at all.
Yan Xia opened the door of the chicken coop and walked in with his chest puffed out. The arrival of this uninvited guest immediately caused a commotion inside.
Most domestic chickens are very timid. They hide when they see people, for fear that they will become the dish to go with the wine.
This made it a lot easier for Yan Xia, and he picked up the eggs very smoothly. In a short while, he had filled half the basket.
Yan Xia carefully carried the basket and walked towards the door. Halfway through, the flock of chickens in front of him suddenly became chaotic again. The two big roosters at the door started fighting for some reason. They flew up and poked each other, as if they were going to poke each other's combs off and wear them as head flowers.
The noise of the chickens coming and going blocked Yan Xia's way out.
At the door, Tan Yi found a long stick from somewhere and tried to separate the two roosters that were fighting each other. However, the stick didn't touch any hair of the roosters after poking for a long time. The roosters were very agile in dodging the stick while fighting, and they looked like veterans.
Yan Xia, who was standing in the middle of the chicken coop, was not in a hurry. He watched with great interest, thinking in his heart that the red comb of the rooster was indeed beautiful. The chicken of such a healthy and energetic chicken would probably be delicious too.
The rooster, unaware that it was being targeted, was beaten more and more ferociously, its movements becoming more and more violent, and it almost hit the people watching the show.
Yan Xia no longer cared about watching the show. He paced nimbly against the wall and prepared to go out, while trying to dissuade them. As a result, as soon as he opened his mouth, he made an extremely standard and loud rooster crow, and the sound echoed throughout the backyard.
"???" Yan Xia stopped walking along the wall.
"???" Seeing that the situation was not right, Tan Yi, who was bending over to carry the child out, also stopped.
Did he just see the child open his mouth?
Or was he dazzled, and it was actually another rooster that was crowing?
Unlike the self-doubting Tan Yi, the audience in the live broadcast room had sharp eyes.
【Standards are really standards.】
[Hahahahahaha I am dying of laughter, this is so similar! ]
【Click to see the child crowing~】
[Who speaks level 8 Chinese? Please translate it for me. I don’t understand. 】
Even the two fighting roosters stopped fighting. Their small eyes stared at Yan Xia, as if they were curious about how a chicken could look like a human.
Or have all the chickens outside evolved quietly? I just didn't bring them along.
This is somewhat unethical.
Yan.Xia Mengbi's eyes rolled around for a few times, and after coughing twice, he tentatively said, "Ahem, it seems that they have finished fighting."
Huhu... Fortunately, he spoke human language.
There was no sudden crowing of the rooster, so it seems to be controllable. I just don't know what function it has.
Tan Yi took the basket from Yan Xia and followed him out quietly.
As soon as Yan Xia walked out of the chicken coop, she saw Feng Lele and his son who had come back to their house out of nowhere. Feng Jianxian smiled and said, "Xiao Xia, you have this skill too. You have learned it really well!"
Yan Xia was speechless and silently accepted the compliment.
He just realized that he had this skill.
He just didn't know what the rooster crowed just now. It did crow, but no one translated it for him.
The chickens seemed to understand.
Unfortunately, there is no way to serve as an interpreter for him.
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